Blatter got out of the carriage dressed as a poor commoner, carried a bag in his hand and walked over, and did not look at those lively places, but directly opened the field in a fairly open place not far behind the onlookers, spread a cloth underneath, threw the bag to the top, and a lot of things like black mud balls rolled out of the bag, Blatter pressed it together with his hand, gathered it into the shape of a grave, and then cleared his throat and shouted.

"Sell small smart particles, come and see, come and see, the real smart particles, ancestral secret recipe, eat one, IQ rises infinitely, eat two, fools become geniuses, eat three, big head and thick neck will forever become history, come and buy it, it's too late and it's gone!"

Everyone's eyes are still paying attention to the old man who touched the porcelain and the unlucky young man, he is a little hairy child here and no one cares too much, only a few buddies who didn't grab a good place because they came late are idle and cough with him, casually pick one up and smell it under his nose, and ask, "What is this?" ”

"Little clever particles." Blatter said seriously, very serious and serious.

"Is it medicine? Cure what? ”

"No, strictly speaking, this is not medicine, this is health food!" Blatter replied very professionally: "This is my ancestral secret recipe, specializing in the treatment of various IQ disorders and symptoms of the brain is not smart enough, a course of treatment for three months, cerebral palsy, mental retardation, illiterate and other intellectual diseases have a miraculous effect, I solemnly promise here, invalid full refund!" ”

"So useful?" The man asked, somewhat disbelieving, "Bragging, right?" ”

"Whoever eats knows, don't look at the advertisement to see the cure!" Blatter asked the man, "Do you think you're smart?" ”

"Clever!" The man nodded, "I'm smart!" ”

"You'll be smarter after eating!"

"Really?" The man sniffed again: "It doesn't seem to be anything special, it's like a ball of mud." ”

"The bun has meat and is not on the folds, do you still need me to say this?" Blatter pouted: "This is my family's ancestral secret recipe, there are sixteen kinds of magical herbs in it, as well as two magic drugs that are rare in time, of course, this is a secret recipe, I won't tell you what it is, I will leak the secret when I say it." ”

"Then how do you sell this clever particle?"

Blatter raised a finger: "One gold coin, one tube, one tube, three months is a course of treatment!" ”

"Damn, why don't you grab it?" When the man heard this, he was frightened, is this thing made of gold or silver? Actually want a gold coin? Are you kidding? Pull down, even if this thing can really make people smarter, I won't buy it, there is no money, whoever spends money on this thing means that he should really find a way to improve his IQ.

The man turned his face and left, making a fuss, but Blatter didn't care, and continued to peddle the so-called clever particles with shouting and screaming.

Duang lifted the curtain of the carriage and kept looking at it, then smiled back: "This kid is really like that, I think it's almost the same, Barbaroa, it's time for you to get out." ”

"Let's see!" Barbaroa stopped singing, stammered, jumped out of the carriage, leaned over and pretended to be lively for a while, and then, in a roundabout way, pretending to be idle, came to Blatter's stall.

Blatter was still shouting there, pulling his neck and shouting, as hard as he could, after Barbaloa got close to him, he suddenly stood there, his eyes were round, and he could faintly see the red bloodshots, he rushed over, kicked Blatter's stall, grabbed Blat's neck, and shouted: "Okay, little boy, I and I finally see you, the road is narrow!" ”

Blatter looked panicked: "Who are you, you?" You let go! Come on, help, someone is robbing! ”

He was now a child's voice, sharp and thin, and almost everyone next to him heard the snorting of his hands and feet. The old man who touched the porcelain over there pulled the guy for a long time and there was no progress, and the onlookers were basically tired of watching, and now they heard that there was a new bustle here, so Hula suddenly, there were seven or eight out of ten people who instantly surrounded the past.

"What's going on?"

"What's wrong?"

"I'll see, I'll see!"

"Don't squeeze, don't squeeze, it's a fat squeeze something!"

At this time, a buddy who seemed to have a sense of justice shouted: "Hey, why are you bullying children by a big person?" The gentleman doesn't use his mouth, he is reasonable and reasonable, who is he beating? ”

"Yes, don't hit anyone!" I am afraid that the people who are not chaotic in the world will echo the voice.

Barbaroa is worthy of being an all-rounder who can be inside and out, when an actor also has two brushes, one face is flushed, and the righteous indignation is mixed with endless grievances, just like the real thing, he grabbed Blatter's neck with one hand, and pointed with the other hand, stammering: "He, he, he, he, ”

"Trick liar ......" As soon as Babaloa was a stammerer, several bad boys immediately stammered a couple of sentences in his precedence, and then laughed out loud.

"You're talking nonsense, I don't know you at all, you're going to rob me of my money, huh...... My little clever particles have been kicked away by you, you compensate me! Blatter called as he tore and togged.

The hero with a strong sense of justice spoke again: "This is Yanjing, a place where there is a king's law, you said that he lied to you, do you have any evidence?" ”

"Yes, of course!" Barbaroa pointed to his nose: "I, I, I am the proof!" ”

Then, Barbaroa began to tell about his 'grievances' with a handful of snot and tears, he said that a month ago, he was walking around the west gate of Yanjing, and he saw this child (Blatter) selling this kind of small smart particles, at that time he thought that it was a good thing to improve IQ, although it was a little expensive, but it was worth it to really improve IQ, so he bought three at the price of three gold coins, which was said to be a course of treatment, but after eating, tragedy happened, not only did not see any improvement in intelligence, on the contrary, he stuttered when he spoke. Barbaroa swore that he used to say tongue twisters Gaba Gabba crispy, but now after eating this unlucky little clever particle, let alone tongue twisters, he can't even speak normally. When he wanted to go back to find it, the children were long gone, and Barbaroa washed his face with tears every day, but he didn't expect that the road was narrow, and he met here today.

What is this not a liar?

Liars, liars who sell fake medicines!

He cried like this, although many people secretly said in their hearts that this person was a fool, but it also attracted the sympathy of many people, no matter where the common people are, who doesn't hate liars? In particular, what is the difference between this kind of scammer who sells counterfeit drugs and murder for money? For a while, the crowd was excited, and those who were still speaking for Blatter just now also turned against each other, and even two more radical buddies shouted slogans to beat Blatter, a little liar, to death, making others think that they were also senior victims of the little smart particles, and the people next to them asked: "Dude, have you also eaten this little smart particles?" Then why don't you stutter? ”

"Stammering? I haven't eaten his grains! ”

"Cut, then what are you coaxing!"

Anyway, there's a lot of noise and everything!

Blatter is also a good actor, he trembled slightly, and he didn't know whether he was angry or frightened, anyway, he was very excited, and shouted: "I'm not a liar, I'm not!" ”

"You, you, you, you're a liar, a liar!" Barbaro was also very excited, but his mouth was really unpleasant, and he couldn't shout Blatter.

Blatter suddenly slammed his force, shook off Barbaroa's hand, and cried out loud: "You say I'm a liar, where did I lie to you?" You don't take medicine according to the method I taught you, and you still rely on me if you take something wrong? Did I tell you that during the three months of taking the medicine, you couldn't drink water, and when you were really thirsty, you could only drink children's urine, did you follow the doctor's instructions? I asked you to drink the child's urine, did you drink it? Have you drunk? You didn't drink urine and stuttered yourself, why do you still rely on me......"

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