One of the most in-demand skills for a bear child is crisis public relations. ○

When you are reasonable, you must not be cowardly, you must show that you are very aggrieved, you must learn to cry, learn to make trouble, and the child who does not call has no milk to eat.

Especially when someone else's bear child wants to bully you but is won by you, it is even more necessary to take the preemptive strike, especially in front of the other party's parents, you must not be humble or arrogant, but also pay attention to skills, to highlight the shamelessness of the other party's child to take the initiative to provoke trouble, emphasize the legitimacy of your angry counterattack, and then deliberately downplay the other party was beaten by you to bruise and swollen these small details......

So although your adults will be very angry and scold you on the surface, but the heart will be upside down, what awaits you after returning home is exaggeration and encouragement without hesitation, and the bear child on the opposite side will feel pain and shame, this is not the point, the point is that the other party's parents will feel embarrassed and nested, so when you return home, waiting for your enemy, will be a storm of violent beatings.

Based on this guiding ideology of "graceful and complete victory", Sigma came to the fore as soon as he sat down.

First reviewed the long-standing good-neighborly and friendly cooperation between Atlas and Cloudsdale, and then emphasized that Nina and Blood Shadow have been good friends of Sigma since ancient times, and then condemned and shocked the shameless behavior of the Inquisition and strongly protested, never mentioning the thing of hanging the other party up and beating him, and the whole speech was reasonable, polite, and seized the moral high ground, but the words were full of "Grass and mud horse Lao Tzu just did you to bite me"......

The Pope looked at Sigma's mouth foaming, and suddenly said: "The foreign minister of the Holy Empire has half your eloquence, and he has long been so angry that the Senate of the Northern Dynasty has a collective brain congestion......

"Don't do this with me!" The necromancer slammed the table in front of him with a loud bang: "Say it! Your horses did this kind of thing. As the boss of the hall, should you give me an explanation? Isn't it? I tell you, don't treat me like a child. I think I'm so good, I'm not the boss of Atlas right now. But the future must be! People who don't focus on the present will lose the future, I mean, the future! ”

It's a pity that the Pope doesn't eat this set at all.

As the head of the Holy See of Light, the Holy See's lifelong opponent is named Sargeras, a shameless old beast who doesn't know how high he is above Sigma in terms of knowledge or professionalism, and the Pope has been talking and laughing with this fang all his life, for him. Necromancer's little kid with a Too young, too simple Tucson still isn't enough to see.

So he pulled the corners of his mouth, and said with a smile: "Hehe." ”

"......" Sigma was silent for a moment, then threatened, "I won't forget what happened today!" ”

The Pope, apparently more sensible than the Grand Judge, shrugged, "It's okay, we have Kirly." ”

The corners of Sigma's eyes twitched: "I'll give you eye medicine when I take charge of the Death Realm!" ”

The Holy See still looked like the old god was on top, and grinned: "It's okay, we have Jili." ”

“…… From the Realm of the Dead, to the Reaper Family, to the Phoenix Chamber of Commerce, and even to the Holy Empire, you will not be able to move an inch! ”

"It's okay, we've got Gilly."

"Wait until this seat one day on a whim, use the big gun under the crotch and the harem to unify the entire southern part of Noren. It's about to be a knife to the Holy See! ”

"It's okay, we've got Gilly."

Sigma suddenly raised her voice: "After the capture of the Holy See, I will purge the entire ranks of the clergy, and use the bust as an important basis for the transfer of clergy, less than thirty years. Poor milk will become a rare resource, and the Holy See will not have a flat-chested girl! ”

"It's okay, we've got Kiri...... Boy, you count on me! ”

After the Pope subconsciously finished speaking. Immediately, his eyes widened, and then. showed a helpless look of grief and indignation.

The door was slammed open, and Gilly strode in with a tray in her hand. Placing the food on the tray on the table, he looked at the Pope with a blank expression, and then pressed his head on the table without saying a word.

"Damn, this kind of person can be a pope? It's so unsophisticated. The Sigma Pilgrim smiled, "Right...... Kelly, shall we try to overthrow him? ”

Ji Li just gave him a fierce look: "Eat!" ”

"It's not fair!" After pulling his head out, the Pope protested loudly, "Why am I the only one being beaten!?" ”

Sigma picked up a piece of bread from the plate in front of him, pinched it slightly with his fingers, tested the firmness, and looked at the inside of the bread, only a little buckwheat husk and sesame seeds, and then looked at the wild vegetable salad that couldn't be more natural...... As a Celestial Empire-born Crossing Party, he expressed his unacceptability to this kind of thing similar to pig food, so he showed a bitter expression: "I said...... You eat this all day long, how can you guarantee the body you use to cultivate and fight? ”

The Pope slapped the table triumphantly: "How can you fallen mages understand the pride and power of our priesthood!" That kind of trivial thing can be overcome with momentum! Do you understand the momentum!? ”

"The Clergy are not Elven vegetarians, it all depends on personal needs and preferences, especially for Paladins and Scarlet Crusaders, where eating meat is allowed. Vegetarian clergy can also replace meat with dairy, eggs, and legumes as a source of supplemental nutrition and consumption, as long as they are not extravagant and wasteful. Kelly glanced at the Pope, "As for these old things...... The need for food in Sanctuaries and Legends has been greatly reduced, and it doesn't matter what you eat, and simple eating habits can be used to pretend to be and brush up on the goodwill of the believers......"

Ignoring the Pope's protest of "Knight Gilly, how can you say that about your mentor and leader", the paladin said to Sigma: "I'll just eat a little, fill my stomach, and I'll take you to the restaurant for travelers on the second floor in the evening...... Well, let's go to the embassy district on the sixth floor, it's enough for you, the chefs there are better......"

"Is this kid really that good?" The Pope was stunned at first, then slapped the table in pain, "Do you know Jili. What's the difference between you and the silly girl who fell in love just now......"

Sigma lowered her head in amusement and ate the humble meal seriously. It is as if hard bread and wild vegetable salad can be chewed to reveal an incomparable golden glow, revealing a gorgeous taste that is completely different from the appearance of bitterness. People can't help but fall into some kind of hallucination, such as seeing a dragon and a tiger, falling into an infinite universe, or seeing a big wave of naked women...... Anyway, when the little master cooks, do you put "good goods" like No. 4, otherwise......

However, a certain red-haired explosive head must have mixed aphrodisiacs and Kenjiro potions into the food, and it didn't run away......

While the necromancer was thinking, Gilly glanced at the Holy See and suddenly nodded, "Ah, I suddenly thought of it. Your Majesty, you will secretly hide with the cardinals on the side of the bright plank road every once in a while to drink and eat meat, so you ......"

She walked over to the large and ornate bookshelves and began to search for the good things that His Majesty had secretly hidden.

"Wait...... Wait a minute! What do you want to do Kirly!? The Pope shouted, "There are secrets of the Holy See!" ”

Ji Li was obviously not frightened, and Sigma on this side immediately pointed out to the paladin with the experience and gaze of a god-level bear child and a grandmaster-level raider: "According to psychology and human behavior, you can take a look at the sixth to ninth books in the third line...... Most of the books were only half as wide, forming a hollow inside that was easy to stuff. ”

Sure enough, Jili pulled out an oiled paper bag from inside. There was a German inside...... I mean a packet of cooked beef.

Then, as if he had come to his own home, Sigma could tell almost immediately where something might be hidden. And nine times out of ten, it will not be lost, so a large number of fine wines, bacon, snacks, and yellow books and other things that would never appear in the Papal Palace are slowly turned out.

"Stop me!" The Pope shouted in vain. "It's hard to get your hands on these things!"

Sigma wondered, "These are ordinary snack bars, are they hard to get?" ”

"Of course." Gilly nodded. "The Holy See is a legendary powerhouse, the spiritual symbol and supreme leader of the Holy See. Every move is noticeable, and even if there is an occasional private purchase, the Pope Treasurer is responsible for the purchase...... The problem is that the attendants of the Holy See are all pious and steadfast pure believers, and no matter how thick-skinned the Holy See is, he is embarrassed to let them help him buy cooked beef and small yellow books......"

"So......" Sigma probably understood, he nodded, "he went to buy it himself, but you said that every move of the Holy See is noticed, so most of them are to change into black clothes, find a black cloth to wrap their head and tie a stupid knot under their nose, and sneak down the mountain from the bright plank road with a big burden on their backs to buy things......"

"Who would dress up so stupid!" The Pope protested, "Also, knowing that my life is so difficult, be merciful!" This is the result of a month of hard work! ”

However, the Holy See's plea was not met with a merciful response, and in his slightly aching and pleading gaze, Atlas's little bastard and the paladin, who was no longer pure, smiled at each other, and then looked at him at the same time, with an almost identical evil smile on his face: "That's why it's worth plundering!" ”

…… I've learned it completely, Kelly.

is finally a little more cheerful, no longer an old-fashioned and closed paladin, more like a lively and normal little girl.

Sigma seemed to sense the Pope's words, and raised her eyebrows: "A month of hard work? ”

Ji Li nodded and said: "Yes, His Majesty the Pope does not have a private small treasury, and his salary is also controlled by the treasurer, so His Majesty the Pope, who has no money, must need money if he wants to buy things...... He either earns money from bets and cards from cardinals, or from finding a place to see a doctor, or to work as a guide......"

Sigma sighed, "It's admirable, Sargeras usually covers his face and carries a large knife to rob when he needs money but doesn't have it...... The old slut still has a bad taste for pretending to be a pig and eating a tiger in his blood, and once robbed the carriage of the Beowulf family, and it just so happened that the first heir in line was there, an eleven or twelve-year-old bear child, the kind with a very amazing magical talent, and was born in a mad family like Beowulf, so his character was arrogant and tyrannical. Seeing that some robber who didn't want to live came out to beg for death, the bear kid stopped the guards who wanted to have some fun, saying that he would burn Sargeras to ashes with his own hands, and then ...... I was almost scared into a fool by the legendary coercion released by the Dark Lord in an instant......"

Jili seemed to think of something, and glared, "Why do you know so clearly......"

"Because...... I saw that bear kid when I was in school in the imperial capital, and he was only seven or eight years old at the time, and he was annoying. Sigma looked up and sighed, "So when I found the emblem of the Beowulf family, I told Sù Sargeras that this family must be a big fat sheep, and it was right to rob them, so we did it hard." ”

The paladin said loudly: "You were there at the scene, and you are also an instigator!" ”

For some reason, the Pope shouted, "Damn, why can a necromancer's life be so colorful!" ”

After listening to the Pope's words, Sigma looked at him and smiled evilly: "Do you want to experience this colorful life?" Do you want my old driver to take you? Let's go rob a big fat sheep. ”

"Ahem......" The Pope's eyes instantly flashed with a glint called "I really want to go", but under Ji Li's gloomy gaze, he pretended to be upright and shook his head and vetoed, "This is plundering other people's property, how can I, as a priest, do such a thing......"

"We can pick a nobleman or merchant with a bad reputation to do ......it," Sigma's eyes flashed, and Ji Li, who already knew him very well, was very sure that just now, the necromancer had already thought about the rivals of the Reaper family and the Phoenix Chamber of Commerce in his heart, and then put their names on the list of bad guys with a bad reputation, and he said demagoguously, "Anyway, the money of these rich and unkind guys is scraped from the mud legs, we can rob the rich and help the poor, leaving seventy percent, Three components for the poor ......"

The Pope still looked hesitant: "This is a crime!" ”

"If it's not discovered, it's not a crime!" So Sigma struck while the iron was hot and bewitched, "And if you're worried that it's plundering...... Well, you can get the money back, anyway, the result doesn't matter, it's about participation! ”

“…… If the Pope agrees, you're the one who has sinned! "You have robbed the Pope of an important treasure called the Temperance!" It's not much, you can't grab it anymore! ”

"I don't know why, I always feel that Jili has become so aggressive when you come back this time! And they all learned to turn around and curse! You've been doing tricks to hurt me from the beginning! "Why is there such a big change?" exclaimed the Pope! Is love really so magical? Or have you been brainwashed by this evil necromancer to become a ......?"

Before he could finish speaking, he nervously lifted it in case Gilly suddenly burst out and pressed him into the table with his head in the seat.

But unexpectedly, Ji Li was stunned for a moment, suddenly smiled, nodded and said, "Well, maybe it's really the power of love." ”

She slowly moved to Sigma's side with her hands behind her back, then stretched out her hand, pressed the necromancer's shoulder, and said solemnly to the Pope: "Holy See, I think I have taken a liking to him. ”

It's a supersonic straight ball that was thrown off guard.

The Pope was obviously shocked by this candid answer, and so was Sigma, in the minds of the two men, the Paladin Maiden was an out-and-out big tsundere, and it was harder for her to confide in her heart than she was, so they were both shocked at the moment.

Sigma, in particular, was munching on a patch of verdant lettuce, his eyes glazed over, and half of the leaves were left outside, looking like he was grazing on the edge of a lake when he spotted a cheetah rushing towards his grass and mud horse at seventy yards......

Oh, I'm talking about alpacas.

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PS1: Sorry...... Something happened recently, and I owe a lot of debt...... Take it slowly, promise this kind of thing, or don't do it casually...... Well, let's take the sudden extra update one day as a surprise.

PS2: Also...... Why do you all think that the Grand Adjudicator is my grandfather? I remember you weren't so pure...... (To be continued......)