Chapter 106: The temple is a little demon
I saw that Lao Cui looked depressed, and persuaded again: "Hey, don't take it too seriously, maybe in a few days, the world will have spring, and my ghost spirit will slowly recover?"
"You think you're a cat?"
Old Cui gave me a look.
I smiled, took the opportunity to change the subject, and asked, "Do you know a Zen temple in the world?"
Lao Cui frowned slightly on his sideburns.
"Where did you hear that?"
"Isn't it a moon today, I heard a few ghosts talk about a Zen temple, saying that there are some evil sects in that place, and many monks are missing, and their whereabouts are unknown. I pretended to talk casually.
Lao Cui's face sank, "What else did they say?"
In fact, he didn't say anything, he just said that "the temple is a small demon and the wind is big, and the pond is shallow and the king is eight", and he also said that the incense in the temple is very good, what is Xingjun's. ”
"Kui Jupiter-kun?"
"yes, that's the name. ”
I quietly stared at Lao Cui, waiting for him to reveal some more information, but I didn't expect him to suddenly be silent, and only after a while did he become a little serious: "There is indeed something wrong with that temple, I have arranged for Hei Wuchang to investigate, but this has nothing to do with your work, so don't ask again." ”
"Okay. ”
I can only force many questions down to my lips.
Lao Cui looked at me again and asked, "In addition to being afraid of cold, do you have any other discomfort?"
"Not physically, but mentally. ”
I took the opportunity to say.
Old Cui looked at me and smiled: "Let's listen to it, how uncomfortable my soul is." ”
"Hey, it's boring. I shook my head, looked up at the gray sky, and looked sad: "I have been living in the underworld for many years, I feel really empty and lonely, and I feel that I am doing nothing, I am really useless, Lao Cui, you say...... Am I useless?"
"Yes. ”
Old Cui responded dryly.
You see, the straight man is a ghost official, and he can't speak like this.
I coughed lightly to hide my embarrassment, and continued to put on a deep, melancholy expression.
"Hey, even you hate me...... And Lord Zhong, who came to my courtyard today, also said that I was causing trouble in the underworld...... Where do I still have the face to survive in the underworld......?
Lao Cui was silent.
When I was in love, I hid my face with my hands and whimpered, and now I felt that I had played a little bit, but I didn't want to show my face, so I could only continue to whine with my throat.
Lao Cui continued to be silent.
I really didn't squeeze out tears, so I could only deliberately pull my sleeve and wipe it twice at the corner of my eye, looking at him sadly: "You say, what can I do?"
"Donglean, what do you want to say?" Old Cui was helpless.
This is probably a communication barrier for ghosts across generations.
I pouted and said bluntly, "I want to change jobs again, and I can work part-time!"
Lao Cui finally understood, he was stunned for a moment, and then asked: "The work of the moon girl, but you hugged my thigh and begged for it at that time, why don't you like it again?"
The sky is white, this thing is too direct to speak, I'm an aunt from the underworld, how can the matter of hugging my thighs be brought to the table?
I looked around, there were no ghosts passing by, and I let out a long breath.
"Hey, that's the case, since Hu Ran's incident, I've always felt that I'm really bad at it, so I thought if I could mobilize it and let me do something that contributes to the underworld, such as ...... Go to the world to catch ghosts or something. ”
"You want to go to the world?"
The veteran backbone of the prefecture has finally extracted the keyword.
I didn't squirm, nodded and said: "Yes, I want to go to the world to catch ghosts, just like Xiao Hei Xiaobai, Xiao Tian Xiao Ye, and Niu Tou Ma Mian them, aren't they all ghosts who go in and out of the Yin and Yang worlds, I see that they can always bring back a lot of delicious and fun things in the yang world, and I am very envious!"
This reason is not found, it is real.
I said it sincerely, and Lao Cui naturally wouldn't doubt it.
"Is it that simple?" he asked again.
I nodded, "It's as simple as that. ”
"Then do you know that if the ghosts in the underworld want to enter and exit the Yin and Yang worlds, what kind of assessment will they under?" said Lao Cui again.
Assess?
In the past, I was just a rice worm in the underworld, so naturally I never knew that there was such a system, and today it sounds rare.
"How to take the test?"
"After passing the written test, interview, and the last three competitions, you can be used as a candidate cadre for the high-level ghost cha, and you can only enter and exit the yin and yang worlds after being assigned. ”
"So complicated?"
"Hmm. ”
Lao Cui nodded, picked up the cup of tea in my hand, naturally took two sips, and asked, "Do you still want to take the test?"
Naturally, I don't want to.
I've always been a trouble-hungry ghost.
The reason why Lao Cui told me in such detail was probably because I dispelled my previous thoughts, after all, he
I know my temperament to retreat in the face of difficulties.
However, if I don't get the opportunity to enter and exit the Yin and Yang worlds right now, I'm afraid that I won't be able to take care of the affairs of the Yizen Temple anymore.
What to do in the clouds?
And Luo Wenyu, what does he have to do with a Zen Temple, I haven't figured it out yet!
After thinking about it, I slapped the table, and the chess pieces trembled.
"I'll take the test!"
Lao Cui frowned, and the lid of the cup almost slipped out of his hand.
"Think about it?"
"Of course!"
I stepped forward and said sincerely: "This kind of dedication to self and doing a modest contribution to the underworld, how can I be missing, I eat the rice of the underworld and drink the water of the underworld, there should always be something in return!"
"Actually...... The monthly salary is also a reward. Lao Cui wanted to speak and stopped.
I flicked my sleeves and said righteously: "It's too low!"
"Alright. ”
Lao Cui was helpless, and finally relented: "I think about it, your identity is special, whether you can participate in the selection of high-level ghosts is not certain, I have to discuss with Yan Jun and Lord Zhong." ”
As soon as I heard that there was still Zhong Kui, my heart instantly rose again.
How could that guy agree!
"Old Cui, you have to help me with this!" I begged.
Lao Cui smiled: "It's rare to see you treat a matter so seriously." ”
"Of course, I'm used to being lazy, and once this enthusiasm is dispelled, I will sink my will, and I will be a dead fat house in the underworld from now on!" I blurted out nonsense.
Old Cui's cheeks twitched.
"Got it, I'll think it carefully and give you an answer in two days. ”
I nodded, got up, and said, "In that case, then I'll go back." ”
"Go ahead. Lao Cui waved his hand.
I was just about to walk away when I caught a glimpse of the chess pieces on the chessboard, and asked, "Why don't you block my five-star alignment?"
"What five-star alignment?" Lao Cui looked confused.
I pointed to half of the five whites on the chessboard, and then pointed to his blacks: "What's the use of you playing so much, my five-star streak has been achieved, and you always lose!"
Burst!
A sip of herbal tea sprayed onto the chessboard.
Old Cui choked and coughed, and then glared and said, "I arranged the ghost things in the eighteen hells on the chessboard, should you be playing chess?"