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The picture freezes after the paladin's head is dizzy and kicks open the door.

If any qualified artist is lucky enough to witness the scene at this moment and delicately paint it on the drawing board, he may be able to catch fire, because the one that is born in front of him is too ...... Dramatic.

Kicking in the door, it was the paladin Jili who was in a state of anger with a face of "The Holy See is in a critical period of survival, and the marriage of 300,000 old virgins cannot be solved, so you don't want to share the worries of the Pope's throne, but are arrogant and lascivious, wasting precious male resources, and doing such things in broad daylight after drinking and doing such things that are inferior to beasts, I have never seen such a brazen person", followed by the paladin Jili, whose eyes were bigger than a cow, "I guess this is mostly a misunderstanding, but I just don't stop Jili, and what if it's true, I've never seen a guy before, and it's the priests who play with each other's ass, in short, take a look, increase your experience" is the necromancer Sigma who has been specializing in his teammates for twenty years, and to be honest, as long as the expressions and inner interactions of this man and woman are accurately expressed on the canvas, this painting can be endowed with a profound humanistic spirit and endless connotation, and it is no problem to be selected as an art textbook for elementary school students thousands of years later - the name of the painting is "Undisciplined Humans".

Of course, this is not to say that the three male protagonists who are being watched by the strong onlookers - yes are three - there is no need to save zài, there are two men lying on the bed, one of whom is obviously Renault's deputy paladin. He lay on the bed with a pained face, blank eyes, and sweating profusely. His mouth was slightly open, the corners of his mouth were still stained with suspicious liquid, and he looked like he had been played, and beside him lay the sheriff who was sleeping like a dead pig, who looked drunk and overturned, and lay defenselessly on the bed. It looks like it's about to be played to the point of being played.

and the attackers of this event...... Phew,It's the hero.,The one with the medicine bowl.。 Stunned, he turned around, a Renault paladin with an inexplicable look of "what's going on".

It was the Renault Paladin, who did not ignore his subordinates and the sheriff after getting drunk, but took the two to the second floor to take proper care of them, and fed them the strange but effective earthwork decanting soup. In order to contrast the undisciplined behavior of Jili, who has a ghost in her heart and has dark and suspicious thoughts, and Sigma.

Is. Undisciplined human beings.

So the room fell into a rather awkward silence at this moment - Dean Renault seemed to understand that he had just been too arrogant and habitually made this kind of joke with his partner deputy, which seemed to cause a misunderstanding of the girl in front of him, he felt a little embarrassed, and Ji Li was even more embarrassed, she even felt that if Renault and his deputy were really doing it, maybe it would be better than the embarrassing scene now......

Sigma, who watched the play the whole time and didn't feel any embarrassment or shame, was the most relaxed person present at the moment. He could even sigh a little with ease—although he had always despised the old aristocracy's mindset of teaching their heirs to be the thick black coercion of the extremely wealthy city, but at this moment he felt it. A little self-control and caution isn't a bad thing, at least not like Killy's whimsical now, and neither side can step down.

Then he was struck by the clergy's terrifying crisis PR abilities.

I saw that the old face of the Renault Paladin was rapidly flushed with the naked eye, and his hands and feet were at a loss, and his face was full of embarrassment, as if he had really come to the mouth of his clear-eyed deputy priest, and before he could lift his pants, he was caught by Gilly and Sigma. He looked at Ji Li, and then at the deputy priest who was still lying on the bed and moaning quietly, with a string of strange liquid flowing from the corner of his mouth, as if his head had been caught by the gate of the Stone of Destiny, like a simple old farmer beckoning guests to eat the rich meal he had bothered to prepare, he arched his hand to his god, and said to Ji Li embarrassed and sincere: "Please, please ......."

The implication is that the expression of "whether he is small or behind, he wants to play together", although it is embarrassing, the tone is calm and natural, as if it is a family meal.

- That look, like a respected master who saved the runaway women in a brothel and consecrated their abalone, suddenly ran into a more respectable master who came to consecrate more runaway women and accidentally broke his own good deeds, the two parties were embarrassed and secretly said in their hearts, "Fuck you, this thick-eyed guy is also an unserious bastard", and decided to close the relationship with each other according to the incident of "prostitution together", so he pointed to the runaway woman and said "You please, you please", I'm going to discuss whether I want you to play the consecration game of Misaki before and after......

I'll go, what kind of god is this? The clergy of the Holy See have a hole in their heads! I bet that Wumao must have a book here.,And it's quite heavy and violent...... I was misunderstood, but I didn't clarify it immediately, but instead said that I would play together? Sigma was stunned, took a deep breath, and then slammed her thigh, forcibly holding back the smile that filled her belly - wouldn't it be a good show if she laughed out loud now?

Sure enough, after Renault finished speaking, he immediately showed a look of chewing stool, and it seemed that he wanted to rush to the toilet immediately and fan himself with dozens of big-eared scrapers and then swing his sword from the palace to prove his innocence, so the clergy are fair and brave, but they are a little too flexible, and when they encounter this kind of mud falling in the crotch of their pants, it is really like the end of the world, and they can do anything stupid...... It's like being seen with a yellow object on his pants, instead of explaining "this is actually the mud accidentally stained", he pulled a bubble of hot Xiang with a puff of anger, and then breathed a sigh of relief, and explained to the embarrassed other party "That's right, this is, and it's very comfortable in the heat, do you want to try it too", what kind of upright person can do this kind of thing......

However, it is also human nature to be flurry in a panic, and Renaud's age can only be a scarlet abbess of a priest's diocese, which also shows that he is just such a person. There is more courage than flexibility, and the strength is nothing more than that.

And Ji Li is different, although the yellow joke paladin did not say it explicitly. But whether Sigma was in the academy to the side of the Holy See delegation, or through Guò Jili's speech and behavior and personal force analysis, he felt that this guy's identity should not be simple, although he is not like himself, he is destined to lead the country of death in the future, but he must also be a talent vigorously cultivated by the Holy See.

Although the necromancer and the paladin have no taboo to shake the discipline, this is not a way to show approval. In Sigma's opinion, Jili is the best choice in terms of personal strength and natural potential, and more importantly. She is sullen enough, undisciplined enough, although she has been annoyed by this yellow joke along the way, but this shows one thing. That is, Ji Li does not practice holy light like ordinary priests until her brain cramps. On the contrary, it is enough to be active - this is a world with God the Father and Holy Light, but a group of priests who sincerely and courageously uphold their beliefs need people who adhere to principles but know how to be flexible to guide and lead, and there is no doubt that Gilly has this "flexible" trait.

Therefore, while the necromancer was laughing in his heart and preparing to watch the play, he also had some faint expectations in his heart.

If he was faced with such an embarrassing situation, he would naturally have no less than five ways to skip this matter lightly, and that would also be his witty little friend Ji Li, who was also not inferior to him in terms of discipline and lower limit. And what will be done to turn the situation around?

So, his expectations fell into the void again. The necromancer was slapped in the face again.

I saw that Ji Li's expression changed from frowning to stunned, her white and beautiful face suddenly turned red, and the yellow sand paladin looked panicked, full of shyness and cowardice, and her helpless appearance really looked like an innocent girl who was harassed by an infatuated man for the first time, and she didn't have the demeanor of a lower limit excavator at all, Sigma was inexplicably surprised, but there was still a glimmer of hope, holding the naïve idea of "This should be pretending to be pure, she wants to protect the face of the priesthood in her own way and give each other a step", but the next moment, He felt that his right arm was tightened, and he had already been hugged tightly by Ji Li, who was already in a panic, just like a drowning person grasping the last straw, turning his head to see, although Ji Li maintained a formulaic smile, but her body was shaking slightly, in the psychological changes of anger, embarrassment, surprise, embarrassment, and lying in the groove, she lost her square inch and accidentally revealed her truest self.

Either way, it's an exaggeration — that's what she thinks.

Renaud seemed to sense Gilly's panic, and his face was even more tearless, he couldn't help but take a step forward, wanting to explain a little, but he couldn't speak, but this expression was understood by Gilly as "He has a very clever tongue and you can try it", so she hugged Sigma's arm a little tighter.

Faced with the other party's "you please, you please" and made a suspicious gesture of offering a high-quality duck with both hands, Ji Li responded like this.

She suppressed her panic, and her calm, trembling voice responded in the calmest tones.

She hugged Sigma's arm as if to assert sovereignty and like a toy, and then shook her head with a dry smile: "Yes, yes." ”

"......" you are paralyzed.

Renault, who looked embarrassed, heard this, and actually stared at Sigma, who was shocked by Ji Li's words and deeds, and looked up and down for a moment, nodded and said, "It's good, it's good......"

...... "Good uncle."

- Clam Clam Clam, this is the fire unicorn that my dad bought for me, it's very cool to use, do you want to try it? Hey, you have Thor, it's good, it's good.

- Clam clam clam, this is the little goat that my dad bought for me, it's very cool to use, do you want to try it? Hey, you've got ponies, it's good, it's good.

- Clam clam clam, this is the little pseudo-girl that my father bought for me, it's very cool to use, do you want to try it? Hey, you're a shemale, it's good, it's good.

Looking at the two paladins who fell into a state of smirk, Sigma couldn't help but think of the above three sentences in his heart, the groove in his heart was really beyond words, if he could, he really wanted to put these two people down at the same time, pour powerful aphrodisiacs into the three men present at the same time, lock the door, let the three of them stay in the room, and stab them in the dark, and then take this yellow stalker with a hole in the head to a dark little dark room and use all kinds of tricks and postures and tools to snap her into a complete meat urinal, the reason is very simple, that is! Goods! Unexpectedly! Dare! Handful! Root! Big! Father! While! Yes! Duck! Child!

But he obviously couldn't do that.

And although it was jaw-dropping and messy in the wind, it was not a loss. First of all, this matter has been determined to become Jili's lifelong black history, and then, seeing her helpless and innocent appearance. It's not a loss at all......

Thinking of this, he reached out with his left hand and struck Kili the head.

"It hurts!" Instinctively, Jili hugged her head, squatted on the ground, and cried out quietly, half in pain, half in shame.

This must have reacted. What the hell did you just do......

These two fools with holes in their heads - looking at the embarrassed Kelly and Renault, Sigma snorted coldly with a sense of superiority in his heart, and in the end, it wasn't Uncle Ben who stood up to clean up the situation? He coughed dryly. Breaking the awkward atmosphere in the room, he nodded to Renault and said, "I'm really sorry, this matter is completely caused by this impulsive idiot, and every qiē is a misunderstanding." It doesn't need to be explained. I'll keep it a secret. ”

The Huang Duanzi Paladin stood up timidly and asked expectantly, "...... Are you sure? ”

- It seems that she has realized that this matter will be used by Sigma as a joke for her whole life of black history and jokes, which is simply a handle sent to the door, but Sigma's words of "keeping this secret" give her a glimmer of hope......

However, Uncle Sigma glanced at her and said in a procrastinating voice, "Squat-on-"

“…… Oh. "The shape is stronger than a person, and the pig-like appearance just now makes Ji Li full of love in front of Sigma. Ji Li obediently squatted on the ground again with her head in her hands - usually this product is always lost, and it is often maliciously cute. But like this time, I naturally took the initiative to hold my head and squat, but it was full of natural cuteness.

Sigmath glanced at it a few times, and the paladin girl squatted on the ground with her head on her face with an aggrieved and pitiful expression...... It's a bit of a foul.

I really wanted to spank her, preferably when she was wearing a short skirt and pantyhose, so I grabbed her, put her across my knees, lifted her short skirt, revealing her peach-shaped buttocks, which were wrapped in black pantyhose and looming white panties, and slapped her hard—Sigma thought.

But now is obviously not the time to think about this, he wants to put an end to the mess that this thing has stirred up.

"I'm Sigma, Sigma Washington, a necromancer, and it's a pleasure to meet you, Dean Renault." Sigma frankly stated that she was not welcome in mainstream society, and reached out to the other party, "By the way, this is Jiley Claire, who is now traveling with me around Big 6, and I am a friend and owner of this guy......"

"Nice to meet you, I'm Renaud Price, a paladin." Although he looked confused, Renaud did not show any disgust because of Sigma's profession, he also stretched out his hand, the two of them held hands together, after feeling the fluctuations of Sigma's strength and the vitality in his body, the paladin's expression became more kind, and after nodding to Sigma, the gaze of the Scarlet Abbot naturally stayed on Ji Li's body, "Excuse me, are you the Lord Claire of the Sun Heraldic Order?" ”

Ji Li's body shook slightly, and then quietly moved back with frog steps, hiding behind Sigma, and said softly: "You misunderstood, I am not the perfect knight who is as dazzling and holy and beautiful as the sun, I am just an ordinary quiet little woman, and the same name as that adult makes me feel both relieved and frightened, and now I travel around the big 6 with Sigma, in addition to serving as a meat shield, I am occasionally responsible for dealing with his exuberant and nerve-wracking desires......"

Sigma looked down at her condescendingly and said coldly, "...... Let's be honest. ”

Ji Li still held her head and said softly: "Just now it was the truth meow!" ”

“…… Meow you dead head. Sigma crouched down and reached out and flicked Kieli's forehead, "Hey, didn't you just say yes?" Take this opportunity to be brave, and be so panicked that you can only pretend to be stupid when you are so panicked by a priest in an unknown diocese that you can only pretend to be stupid, then how will you panic in the face of the district bishops, archbishops, cardinals, and popes, and even your robes, all the people you know who are accustomed to you in the past? ”

Ji Li raised her head, raised her hands above her head, posed as a cat's paw, and tilted her head: "Then I will talk about meow......"

“…… Do you become like this when you're in a hurry? Sigma sighed.

"That's right, meow, this is the personality initiation meow." Kielie's eyes wandered. After listening to Sigma's words, he immediately climbed up the pole, "because he was greatly stimulated by the outside world." The personality needs to sleep for three months......"

“…… Are you a handicap cat? The necromancer sighed, he could have continued to force Gilly to face reality with his tough actions and tone, but why would he do it? Athena's affair was born once, and although it ended well, it almost caused irreparable consequences...... This has taught him enough lessons.

So, he shook his head and stood up. Shrugged his shoulders at Renault: "Well, she said no, then it wasn't." Dean Renault. She's my friend Gilly Claire, a naughty and lively silly girl who occasionally plays pranks but is actually innocent, just like the beautiful and lively girls on the street, nothing more. ”

“…… Allow me to be suspicious. After all, it's not just the same name. Appearance and temperament are also generally the same, appearance and name may be similar due to coincidence, but temperament and holy light intensity are also similar, this probability is almost zero. "So as a priest, please allow me to be rude and suspicious, because Miss Claire in front of me is really like Miss Claire as I know it." It's not up to me to be cautious. ”

He looked Sigma in the eye and asked his question in a dignified manner, "Although Miss Claire has eyes on her. The holy power is surging and powerful, and it doesn't look like it is controlled by some kind of spell, but it is not only spells that can deceive and control people's hearts in the world, but also lies and coercion, right? ”

"Of course." Sigma, who is good at using lies and coercion to control people's hearts, said, "Your suspicions are normal. ”

The necromancer glanced at Ji Li helplessly: "Look, get me in trouble." ”

"I'm so sorry for the trouble." Although she said this, there was not the slightest hint of apology in Ji Li's tone, "Whatever you want to explain Meow......"

"You're meowing fart!" Sigma exclaimed, "It's not cute at all! ”

"Sigma was taken away by me!" Gilly looked up and pointed at Sigma smirked.

So Sigma raised the knife in his hand, and slashed Huashan with an incomparably fierce force, and slashed the head of the Yellow Duan Paladin, the fierceness of the force and the skillfulness of the action made the corner of Renault's eyes twitch on the sidelines.

"Speak well!" The necromancer mercilessly threatened, "Otherwise, I will forcibly tie you up here and let Dean Renault write a letter to the Holy City and ask them to pick you up!" ”

Ji Liden was full of blood and came back to life, quickly stood up, took a deep breath, and turned in a circle, and when her face turned towards Dean Renault again, the remaining little delicate and shy expression was gone, and the yellow paladin finally became the holy and majestic knight goddess in Renault's memory.

She looked at the paladin who was a little excited, and said lightly: "Hmm...... Here's what happened. Some time ago, because of the crusade against the demon king from the other world, although I tried my best to destroy the evil enemy with my ancestral ultimate, I was seriously injured and fell in the restaurant, and was picked up by Sigma who was eating there, so I became his partner. ”

"Please, make up a story...... There are too many slots! For example, why did you fall in the restaurant when you made a big move to destroy the Demon King? Shouldn't it have fallen in the Demon King City or the ruins and then been taken away by the wolf? Although Renault was next to him, Sigma couldn't help but complain.

Gilly gave Sigma a thumbs up, "It's simple, because the Demon King was working in a restaurant at the time. ”

“…… Look what you've done! Your ultimate move eliminated a kind demon king from another world, but he wanted to work hard with his own hands and earn three meals for himself! Where is this Demon King! It's just hard work! ”

"Maybe he's trying to figure out how Guò Restaurant has formed a terrible group of chefs, in a vain attempt to control the entire human race with dark cuisine!" Ji Li retorted, "I'm taking precautions before they happen, and I have a great credit to the Terrans!" ”

"Then it's not your turn to take him down! It's obviously seven stars on the chest...... Phew, the mission of a young chef with a seven-star knife! After Sigma finished speaking, he looked at her with some horror, "...... How do you know these things? ”

…… , wait, the working demon king and the dark cooking world or something, how did she know? Could it be ...... Could it be that she is also a time-traveler? Wait, coach, this script isn't quite right! It's a big taboo to wear something double!

Kirly gave him a strange look: "When you spend time with Athena every day. I'll tell her weird stories, and I've been listening to them, and it's fitting to compare them to each other. I wonder where you got these stories from. ”

"It was told to me by the priests and warrior monks who passed by my house when I was a child." Sigma used the most classic excuse of the traverser to confuse the past, and he breathed a sigh of relief in his heart.

However, the paladin was in a state of increased brain value at the moment, and when he saw Renault's somewhat strange expression, he suddenly clapped his hands and said, "Wait...... In this case, you only need to change the settings......"

She turned her head to Renault with a lion, and said, "After I used my ancestral technique to defeat the ** Demon King who was observing the growth of crops in the farmland, I was immediately injured too badly. Collapsed on the side of the road and was picked up by a passing Sigma. Although the injury healed, his head was hit by the milk hammer of the ** demon king. Unfortunately, I lost my memory, and I heard him tell many strange stories and instill a lot of strange knowledge along the way, which is brainwashing......

"Wash your sister!" Sigma roared and made a move. "It's really on my head!"

"What does it matter?" Kirly dodged Sigma's hand knife. complained, "I have done that kind of thing to others, what is it to carry some black pots." ”

They have done that kind of thing to other people...... When Sigma heard this, his heart suddenly felt empty, although the lower limit war that was exhausted not long ago made Sigma have an endless aftertaste when he thinks about it now, and the silky feel and strong stimulation can even be used to make self-masturbation materials for three months, but the yellow duan paladin and the undisciplined necromancer have a feeling of weakness for this almost misfire, don't mention it if you can. As soon as I heard Ji Li say it today, my expression was a little embarrassed.

It's the same with Gilly. She just said this instinctively, and she really didn't think about it, looking at Sigma's strange expression, she also chuckled in her heart, and couldn't help but think of that thing—a little thought about it, the leg that was touched by him was a little itchy.

The two fell into an awkward silence, staring at each other stiffly.

At such a moment, Renault suddenly laughed.

The paladins and necromancers turned their heads strangely.

"I'm sorry, I'm sorry...... I have to apologize for my suspicions, my suspicions were wrong, Mr. Sigma, you two have a good relationship. Renaud touched the tears that came out of the laughter in the corners of his eyes, "It's very familiar, the relationship between the two is like Mr. Sigma tolerating Miss Claire, no matter how Miss Claire is, Mr. Sigma is protecting her and accommodating her, although he is complaining in his mouth, but his actual actions are not slow at all...... Just like this guy. ”

Looking at the deputy lying on the bed, Renault fell into memory, and the corners of his mouth flashed with an indifferent smile: "You guy is a demon, don't drink too much, how can I put up a boss like you, get me home and farm - although this guy says this, he always takes the trouble to deal with the trouble caused by my willfulness for me...... It's familiar, Mr. Sigma's attitude towards Miss Claire is the same as this guy's attitude towards me......"

He looked at Sigma and smiled, "And Miss Claire's change is also because of you......"

No, this guy's undisciplined nature is innate! Born!

Sigma was about to protest, but saw Gilly's smile.

The smile was so pure and bright.

"That's right, I had the courage to face myself because of Sigma's tolerance...... He encouraged me and accommodated me, and if I did make a change, it must be because of Sigma......" Jili took a deep breath, looked at Sigma calmly, and smiled calmly, as if she had seen through it, "Thank you, Sigma." ”

She blinked, as if to see Sigma's embarrassment from her straight ball and sudden attack, who had just seen her shyness and must pull a game back.

But she underestimated Sigma's discipline.

The necromancer pointed out the door and was suddenly surprised: "Athena is eavesdropping!" ”

“！！！！！” Shocked by this, Jili rushed to the door and explained, "It's not what you think!" ”

The door was empty.

Sigma was already laughing to the ground. (To be continued......)

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