Jiang Xiaolan didn't expect that she would be caught drilling in the grove for the first time in her life. Pen | fun | pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

You Mo didn't expect that his own family would actually play a surprise, saying that he would go out chic, but he turned back halfway and wanted to hold a birthday party for him.

When you can't think of getting together, tragedy often happens.

The first to enter the house is Wang Dan, the old people because of the small children and slow steps, she usually charges like a striker, always grasp the first-hand information.

If it was placed somewhere else, she might have to pass slowly, but this is her own home, if it weren't for the delay in changing shoes, the two people in the living room would not even have time to put on their clothes.

As a former big reporter, my sense of smell is quite sensitive, and I didn't even raise my eyes to look, and as soon as I entered the house, I noticed a strange and familiar smell in the air!

So as soon as I put on my slippers, I spread out and went straight to the living room, and sure enough, I had first-hand information.

In fact, the two who did the bad thing didn't take off their clothes much, and the time from the time they noticed someone outside the house to the time she entered the door was enough to get dressed neatly. However, Jiang Xiaolan is famous for her water, and Wang Dan is famous for her sharp eyes, so she was immediately excited when she saw it.

That's big news!

"Yo, yo, doesn't look like it's over yet?"

Wang Dan looked left and right, and had already guessed most of them, and he was even more proud.

You supervised us last night, you were very energetic, and now you let go of stealing food?

Or in the living room, I didn't expect the old lady to come back so soon?

Wowhaha.......

"No, it's been okay lately." You Mo's big heart is not covered, and it is still big at this time.

However, the eyes of the envoy still have to be used, Jiang Xiaolan's nonsensical psychological quality is easy to be at a loss in this situation, if the traces are seen by the old people and children who come in behind, maybe they will also fall into a psychological shadow.

"The state is okay, how many clicks did it last night?" How could Wang Dan easily let go of such a good situation, and said that the guy who fled in a hurry with his fingers holding the sofa cushion, "You have a good housekeeper, I am very pleased!" ”

"Our big reporter is in such good shape, and the housekeeper is indispensable." You Mo said in a loud voice, and urgently negotiated in a low voice, "What does a gentleman do, what does he not do?" ”

Hearing this, Wang Dan shook his head and shook his head, "It's too tiring to be a gentleman, it's better for me to be a woman!" ”

"How do you play tricks at night?" You Mo continued to throw hydrangeas, but the effect was mediocre.

Wang Dan blinked innocently, and said unhurriedly: "You still have to approve the tricks, have you asked the housekeeper?" ”

"I asked, I just asked!" You Mo's tone was quite affirmative, but the afterglow drifted around.

As luck would have it, the old man and the children went straight to the kitchen as soon as they returned, looking hungry and thirsty.

It was almost six o'clock now, and the weather was hot, and after a long day, they didn't have enough energy to come and join in the fun.

But it is estimated that it will not be long before he comes, after all, he has just come back for two days, and the members of the family have a lot of things to say to him.

"Next time? Do you still need to ask? Wang Dan also saw it, so he stretched out his hand and shook it in front of him, and the other hand reached in with ease.

As soon as he touched it, he immediately gritted his teeth and said hatefully: "What about my gun, what kind of body is soft and slippery?" ”

"The barrel is damp and needs to be serviced by a professional." You Mo said seriously, lowered his voice to discuss, "No need to ask, if you can comfort a few words now, the housekeeper will definitely be grateful!" ”

"Yes, if I were more generous, the weight in your heart would definitely increase a lot!" After Wang Dan finished triumphantly, he withdrew his hand, put it in front of his nose and sniffed, looking intoxicated.

Seeing this, You Mo was bold again, salivaed, and hit the railroad while it was hot: "The housekeeper is also stimulated by you, otherwise an honest girl, how can she have such a thought!" ”

The big flicker really worked, Wang Dan didn't doubt it, snorted lightly, glanced at him, and floated away.

You Mo breathed a sigh of relief and hurried to the bathroom.

This product still understands a woman's heart very well, and knows that taking the initiative to take responsibility in this case is tantamount to adding fuel to the fire, and throwing the pot to the other party can make a big deal small.

However, now that things have happened, it is impossible to return to the previous order, and it is difficult to balance the relationship between three women compared to unifying the three countries.

Women are born opponents, and everyone has the heart of comparison, even if he, the referee, enforces the law impartially, he will still be talked about and leave resentment.

Establishing a balance on the basis of being as fair and just as possible is far better than being selfless.

In other words, they can think of other sisters when they are favored, so that the harem can be stable.

At present, there are only two women by his side, and he can still be good at dancing with long sleeves, if Li Juan, the X-factor, is added, the test he faces will be on a higher level.

From this point of view, luck still took care of him and gave him the opportunity to level up.

"Happy Birthday!"

Looking at the table full of good wine and food brought back from outside, listening to the sound of blessings wafting around the room, and smelling the intoxicating mellow fragrance in the air, You Mo smiled and smiled, his eyes a little astringent.

From coming to this world with nothing, to now being full of flowers and beautiful scenery, he has paid unimaginable hardships for ordinary people. He treats everyone with a sincere heart, changing the previous black and white way of doing things, but retaining the sharpness and adventurous spirit to the greatest extent, so that he can win all this in front of him.

He is not glad that his efforts have been rewarded, but he feels that having a chance to do it all over again is a gift from God that needs to be cherished.

Everyone around you, including opponents and enemies, is.

It's just a different way.

......

"Oops, looks like we're late!"

After eight o'clock in the evening, when the birthday banquet had come to an end, Zheng Yan dragged Lu Wei in.

She was like a little daughter-in-law returning to her parents' house, familiar and unfamiliar, looking everywhere with a smile on her face.

The family did treat her as a married daughter, and at this time, the women gathered around and touched and watched, and the men dragged Lu Wei away and tortured him.

As the head of the family, You Mo shows his paternal style, and the two were fined three glasses of wine as soon as they got on the table, and it was the kind that handed over the glass.

This kind of unreasonable style attracted applause, and the eyebrows and mustaches of the aunts and uncles were all happy. Jiang Xiaolan, who was not sure, also put her troubles aside for the time being, and looked at her eyes full of anticipation.

The two did not disappoint the audience, and generously drank three cups in a row, which attracted applause.

Especially the focus of everyone's attention, Lu Wei, talked and laughed like no one else, and he couldn't tell that he had ever practiced in retreat.

You Mo knew the reason, and he didn't break it, but just persuaded him to drink.

Although the two had already filled their stomachs along the way, they couldn't stand the strength of their opponents, and they were defeated in less than an hour.

Jiang Xiaolan waited for the little princesses to come back and take a look, and quickly helped Zheng Zhi off the table. Wang * Dan was unrelenting, chasing after him with a glass of wine and shouting.

"You should respect your close friend in this cup, she is amazing now, she is more powerful than a goblin, and she can fight with someone in the living room for three hundred rounds!"

"Sister Dan......" Jiang Xiaolan's face was red when she heard this, and she couldn't refute it, so she could only speed up her pace and move forward.

Fortunately, Zheng Zhi's drunken eyes were hazy and heard that it was equal to nothing, and the room was also lively, and no one paid attention to what the three women were playing here.

"Oh, women, always serious, how can you keep a man, you have to put a lot of thought into it, you have to have a taste, in order to tie it ......" Wang Dan said as he spoke, and he shouted hello and drank it in one sip.

Jiang Xiaolan looked back, and immediately couldn't cry or laugh, so she hurriedly put Zheng Zhi on the sofa and lay down, and turned around to serve again.

"Hey, hey, hey......" Wang Dan didn't smile properly, he didn't look like a noblewoman at all, but he didn't laugh for a while, wiped his tears again, and muttered to himself.

"I know my personality is not likable to him, but what can I do...... You are old, what do you compare to....... You, you wait, I can still find out what is inferior to you......"

Jiang Xiaolan was so angry and funny when she heard it, she could only whisper in her ear and said, "You are wrong, Sister Dan." He spends the most time on you, and we don't know how much we envy you in private! ”

Wang Dan burst into tears and laughed when he heard this, with a smug face, "Oh, I blame him a little bit when you say that, but please tell me, what does he like me the most?" ”

Jiang Xiaolan resisted the urge to spit and said seriously: "I like you to be beautiful the most!" ”

"Ah, this doesn't count!" Wang Dan laughed happily for a while before he said earnestly: "Women, beauty is indeed very important, but over time, it is still the beauty of the heart that can move people's hearts. What's more, you see, if it wasn't well maintained, it would be going downhill at my age! ”

Jiang Xiaolan listened to it for a while, looked at it patiently, shook her head and said, "How can there be, Sister Dan is naturally beautiful, she won't grow old so quickly!" ”

Wang Dan also shook his head, and his voice suddenly calmed down.

"In fact, the three of us have something that attracts him, and we should learn from each other, not exclude each other."

Hearing this, Jiang Xiaolan froze and didn't say anything for a while. Wang * Dan had already walked away, leaving her a shaky back.

The corners of his mouth finally smiled, and he reached out to make a fist and shook it in the air.

"Nothing stays where it is, come on!"

......

It is not easy to get Lu Wei drunk, You Mo thinks that he can't drink enough, and he is not an opponent. Fortunately, there are many people, and the old man's face is not allowed to give it, and it is not so easy to get out of the whole body.

It turned out that he still underestimated his opponent.

Lu Wei obviously came prepared, what should be drunk is not ambiguous, and those who make trouble will never be easy to comply, although the old man's face must be sufficient, but the old man will not be as ignorant as the young man, and he will finish his work smoothly after two laps.

So the guy who has been drinking a lot is considered to have met an opponent, and he wants to put down the opponent while still being able to stand, which is pure idiot's dream.

No way, who let this belated birthday party be prepared for him.

So in the end, both of them drank high and began to spit out the truth to each other.

"I admit that I don't have a big heart as yours, but please be considerate of me, my mood, my position."

"You're a Manchester United, you have to put up the badge on your chest without reservation!"

"Do I have reservations, is it up to you to judge whether Manchester United is right or not? Ferguson scolded everyone in the dressing room, but I was the exception, so who are you to say I didn't do my best? ”

"I know you've done your best, but I can't help but want to see what effect it will have if you are stimulated so much."

"So you're using me as an experiment to see if psychological warfare is good?"

"You're obviously a Saiyan, why don't you keep refusing to transform?"

"Have you ever thought about the consequences, if you lose in the end, can I accept such a fact in my heart?"

"No, I probably can't accept it."

“......”

Lu Wei was a little speechless, his face became pale, and his eyes were red.

Instead, You Mo became proud, with a scoundrel face.

"I'm not you, how can I think about it in advance before acting?"

“......”

"It's like meeting a powerful character in a fight, I want to see his true strength, so I take the initiative to provoke it!"

“......”

"So I was wrong, you forgive me."

Hearing this, Lu Wei couldn't help coughing, but Jiang Xiaolan, who had been listening, clenched her fists excitedly.

What she feared the most didn't happen, and playing a scoundrel was really a trick!

It turns out that she is still too naïve.

"Actually, think about it, if you don't have you all these years, how much waves can I make alone?"

"No, you can't compare to me in this regard!"

"Receiving the grace of a drop of water, you should repay it with a spring, have you heard?"

"You don't have double standards!"

"What's wrong with me being strict with myself?"

"Well, you're right, I was wrong."

Hearing this, Jiang Xiaolan's heart that she had just put down hung again.

The situation is not good!

Isn't the situation good?

"You must be wrong, or lock yourself up and mess with it?"

"I'll lock myself up and play games, and I'll be up to you!"

"Damn, what's the business I gave you? Don't smash my signboard at that time! ”

"You think I'm you?"

Jiang Xiaolan finally couldn't help it, got up, and put one hand on a guy's shoulder.

"Let me go to sleep!"

The two were actually very obedient, but they didn't take a few steps after getting up, one of them threw up the wall and threw it on the ground, and the other fell to the ground directly.

Jiang Xiaolan was frightened, and a scream summoned the family members who could still move, and after working for a while, she finally carried the two guys to bed.

Seeing that the two were sleeping back to back, she still didn't dare to leave, so she simply dragged the rocking chair in the living room and lay down with her clothes closed.

I don't know how long it took, but I vaguely heard a few dreamy conversations.

"Did you find your family later?"

"I looked for it, asked people in the neighborhood, and they all said that there was no such family."

"I didn't look for it."

"Why?"

"I'm a half-breed, bastard, what are you looking for?"

"You mean I haven't seen your dad...... Do you hate them? ”

"Not now."

"That's good."

The summer nights are very short, as if the sky is already bright as soon as the eyes are closed.

Jiang Xiaolan got up and took a look, covered her mouth with her hand and yawned.

I walked to the window and stretched.

The curtains were halfway drawn and lowered, and I was stunned to look at the green grass outside the window.

Opening the window, she was relieved to hear the chirping of birds.

Fortunately, life is like a dream, not a dream life. (To be continued.) )