Chapter Thirty-Eight: "Looking Up at the Stars" from the God of Kitchen
Wander around the druid's camp with a bunch of fresh catches, especially in the Tadalim druid camp, which is still very aggressive.
Wang Rui, who was a little worried, was still looking left and right to see if there would be one or a bunch of druid terrorists with red and black palm prints tattooed on their faces, jumping out and shouting slogans such as "Ah Hula, Ah Keba", "For the blue and clean world" and so on to show himself what the power of nature is.
What is more disappointing is that not only is there no such terrorist who jumped out and was stepped on by the protagonist, but even several Tadalim druids who were attracted by the smell of fish politely gave way after seeing Wang Rui who was being carried by a pile of potted plants, and by the way, they also saluted a etiquette that Wang Rui couldn't understand.
Wang Rui, who was puzzled, didn't know that these druids were all saluting themselves from the bottom of their hearts, respecting the identity of legends, even if Wang Rui didn't have a legend at all now, the identity of worshipping the god of cooking, and people who were recognized by the Tao of Heaven in their limited vitality were worthy of respect at any time.
Compared with the identity of the previous legendary powerhouse, the identity of this kitchen god is more valued and feared by these druids.
Returning to the camp, feeling that the seat under him had returned to a suspended state, Wang Rui whispered to Chloe beside him:
"What would happen if you were fished under normal circumstances?"
"Normally?" After Wang Rui's seat left, Chloe, who had been taking care of these potted plants, said without raising his head: "Under normal circumstances, it won't be like that." ”
"Well, aren't you against destroying nature?" Wang Rui thought about it and asked, although he had mentioned it a little earlier in the spirit world, but for the sake of insurance, he still asked about the daily code of conduct of these servants of the Great Druid of the Storm.
"Yes, Tadalim's purpose is to fight against the destruction of nature." Chloe was adamant when he mentioned this: "What does this have to do with fishing?" ”
"Isn't hunting animals wantonly destroying nature?" Wang Rui pointed to the fish that was still being held up by various sunflower and pea shooters and said.
"The wanton hunting of animals is naturally a sin that destroys the balance of nature, and we Tadalim will never be soft on this kind of behavior." To figure out what Wang Rui wanted to ask, Chloe raised a finger and shook it in front of Wang Rui's eyes and said, "But if it's to fill your stomach, you go hunting animals to get food."
"How's that?" It seems that the servant of the Storm Grand Druid did not disobey their leader's guidance.
"This will not only not be opposed by us Tadalim, but will also be advocated, the food chain itself is a kind of natural balance, and going against natural selection is also against the way of nature that our druids themselves respect," said Chloe, who stopped shaking his fingers and spread his hands, and said:
"It's not wrong that you are so careful, the world has always misunderstood the way we Tadalim behaved, in fact, we are fighting more against the kind of uncontrolled destruction of forests for the sake of some valuable things in nature such as animal skins and furs, and even to prove themselves on a large scale."
En, I know, I know, according to your meaning, everyone in the world should live a primitive life of drinking blood and hair, rejecting a modern color, no wonder even a chef can't be born, it's really a sympathetic group.
Wang Rui, who finally let go of his heart, quietly slandered in his heart, but he didn't expect that Croe's next words would be unexpected in various senses
"Especially those degenerates in the Emerald Council, all day and night to promote what new generation of scientific planting methods, what hybrid rice, drought and flood to ensure harvest, and even talk about the development of economic crops, I heard that the once beautiful Emerald Jungle has changed beyond recognition, and more than half of the places that were originally elven forests have been planted with tobacco and drugs!"
Wang Rui, who began to listen well, was still thinking, sure enough, the druids in each world were almost the same, and Yuan Da Druid, who had crossed over, also handed over the world of his life to food production, because what he did saved hundreds of millions of lives.
Hearing that it was getting more and more wrong, Wang Rui stared at Chloe with wide eyes and hoped to see a hint of joke on the other party's face, and when he was sure that the other party was not joking and he had not heard it wrong, Wang Rui said in a slurred manner:
"You mean, the other druids ran to grow tobacco and that ...... That drug?? ”
"Well, I've heard about it, too, but it shouldn't be wrong." Chloe, who had never been to the Emerald Jungle, couldn't talk about how angry he was, just a little bit of a feeling that his faith had been tarnished by a handful of scum, but Chloe, who was not a druid of the Emerald Council, only expressed his anger in front of Wang Rui.
"Sure enough......" Wang Rui, whose glasses had been shattered, didn't expect the druids in this world to be so exciting, and hesitated for a long time before concluding: "I really keep up with the times." ”
At this time, neither Chloe nor Wang Rui could have imagined that if there was nothing to do, smoking a puff of "German brand" cigarettes produced by the Jade Council, which has always been far ahead in sales on the entire Ara continent, is also the hobby of Tadalim's leader Stormheart Che Casada.
And those high-end brands in the "German brand" cigarettes, because they contain a trace of drugs that have no addictive symptoms, are almost born in the first place of various sales lists just after they are launched, and they also have an inexplicable relationship with the legendary storm druid.
Wang Rui, who felt that he had been hit by crossing the worldview, did not even say hello to the Tadalim druids who had just recognized his face, and returned to his main base, after the kitchen that had been rebuilt not long ago.
Chloe, who had been following Wang Rui, waited for Wang Rui to stare at the pot stove sluggishly, then instructed the potted plants to put down the fish they had just caught, and after all the qiē was processed, by the way, after letting the potted plants go home after being tired for a long time, Chloe raised Wang Rui's big soup spoon and shook it in front of Wang Rui and said:
"Come back to your senses, what are you going to do with these fish??"
"Fish? What fish? Wang Rui, who finally came back to his senses, saw Chloe, who was about to turn the soup spoon into a pan with a violent face, and hurriedly said: "Naturally, I use fish to cook." ”
"How? Roasted or roasted or stewed or steamed? "After learning cooking skills from Wang Rui for a few months, this basic cooking method can still be said to be the first thing in the world.
"Neither." Wang Rui was not idle and immediately began to clean up a pot of fresh fish, I have to say that since he advanced to the kitchen god, whether it is a white case or a red case, as long as it is a piece of work on the board, Wang Rui can always make a trick, and the simple action of cleaning up the fresh fish is like a skilled juggler in the eyes of Chloe.
In fact, Wang Rui is deliberately showing off, of course, he will definitely not tell anyone about this, anyway, these things are imprinted in the memory of his own body as a kitchen god, if he doesn't show off, wouldn't he be sorry for the life skill that he has unlocked for months of hard work.
"Then what are you going to do?" As he spoke, Chloe kept staring at Wang Rui, who was still wielding the dagger in his hand flexibly even though he was sitting on the suspension chair, watching the live fish being quickly disemboweled, broken and cramped and scaled, and asked the chef Wang Rui while thinking about when he would be able to learn this kind of kung fu:
"There should only be these kinds of fish cooking methods, do you want to learn those island wild dwarves to eat sashimi?"
"So say you're stupid, okay, okay, you're not stupid, you're not stupid." Wang Rui, who is always a little cheap to familiar people, did not avoid the soup spoon turning into a pan after all, and could only say while cooking fresh fish, "Sashimi is the best to eat sea fish, river fish is the worst, besides, how can I make that kind of thing that a fool would do." “
"It's not raw, so what do you do? Don't let me guess, I definitely can't guess, it's better not to guess if he is laughed at by you" Chloe put away the murder weapon spoon, shrugged his shoulders and said that he couldn't think of it and didn't bother to guess, and he was teased by Wang Rui with "You guess" more than once or twice, and he was already immune.
"The method I want to use is very simple." After a short conversation, Wang Rui finished processing the fresh fish that required a skilled chef to clean up at least half a day in a suspended wheelchair, neatly put it aside, and by the way, he got under the chair and took out a bag of things that Croe was very familiar with, and said, "That's baking." ”
"Baking?? You mean?? Making pies?? Chloe, who tried to understand the meaning of Wang Rui's words, asked suspiciously, Fish pie? It looks like it can be done.
"Pie? Good idea, but not what I'm going to do. Wang Rui opened the package, and Chloe found that this was the bag of flour he had brought to Wang Rui before.
Finding that Chloe didn't know that flour was also different, and it was only after becoming a chef that he learned that the details were different, Wang Rui explained while watering and dough: "The flour you gave me is not suitable for making buns, but more suitable for making another kind of food that tastes very good." Speaking of this, Wang Rui seemed to be entangled, but still said with certainty: "The food must taste very good."
"What's that?"
"Pie!"
Wang Rui's answer was short but powerful.
"Pie? What is that? ”
Croe, who did not understand the specific meaning of this tone, had a question one after another.
"When it's done, you'll know, oh yes, tell those druids, I want an oven." Wang Rui, who was about to reconcile the noodles, remembered that there seemed to be no such thing as an oven in his kitchen, and hurriedly said to Chloe.
"This kind of thing is said in advance!" Finding that Wang Rui began to enter the comic mode of indistinguishing between primary and secondary, Chloe, who was not even interested in turning the soup spoon in his hand into a murder weapon, hurriedly went to the druid walker in charge of this part of the camp.
It's a pity that after helping Wang Rui to get busy, everything was finally done, and Chloe, who was almost unable to straighten his waist, waited for Wang Rui's so-called chef god's exclusive celebration dish, and when the so-called "pie" was prepared and served, he found that he was already so hungry that his chest was close to his back and he had no appetite at all.
Not only Chloe alone, but even the Tadalim druids who heard the news felt that they would not have the idea of eating again for at least a day.
I saw that Wang Rui's so-called "must taste very good" pie is a round dough cake, which is different from ordinary dough cakes, and the fresh fish caught with the help of Chloe are all inserted head-up on the cake noodles.
Judging from the tight combination between the fish head and the cake body that is only exposed and staring at death, it should be completely stuffed into the cake and baked when it is still fresh, and the fish head can be kept facing the sky at an angle after baking, and the craftsmanship of the kitchen god is indeed worthy of its name.
But the problem is that the shape that is really unacceptable to normal people, and the pair of dead fish eyes that feel like they are staring at themselves all the time, make the druids including Chloe lose interest in playing chopsticks.
Holding back the discomfort in his stomach, Chloe grabbed Wang Rui and asked strongly, "What kind of dish is this?" "Why is it so scary.
"This ......" Wang Rui, who also held a pair of chopsticks, sat on the suspension chair, and tried hard to let himself eat with his own hands, said with a stern face, "The name of this dish is "Looking up at the stars", a group of chefs from extremely underdeveloped areas invented a food, in order to express their wishes for good food. ”
"Gross." When Chloe saw Wang Rui pick up a mouthful of "look up at the starry sky" and put it in his mouth, he couldn't help retching and said, "No wonder the cuisine will be extremely underdeveloped, I know your intentions are good, thank you, but forget about eating this thing." ”
I want to turn around and complain that we druids usually don't eat well, so I just say it, and I have to get a "look up at the stars", but I didn't realize that I was thinking too much, Chloe covered his mouth and walked away.
"What's well-intentioned, but it's still delicious, but that's all it takes...... "As a kitchen god, a kitchen god recognized by heaven who almost has the ability to turn decay into magic, this dish can only be described by the three words "very delicious" with his own full effort.
You must know that the dishes that are normally preoccupied with a kitchen god are all peerless dishes with their own glitter powder hallucinogens, and the ecstasy rice or something is trivial compared to them, but I didn't expect that the first time I tried "looking up at the stars", the pinnacle of the dark culinary world, I could only achieve the level of "very delicious".
Sure enough, even the god of cooking has a limit.,I don't know what the results of brewing black dishes like bean juice or cold cakes in the world will be.,But at least,It's not unpalatable.,I'm a "god of cooking!" ”
"Ah, I can't imagine what it will taste like to have bean juice that isn't unpleasant......"
Wang Rui, who was caught in another kind of entanglement, forgot about the "stargazing sky" that was still in his hand and had just been eaten a bite, and this time it was the only large-scale waste of food in this Tadalim druid camp, and it was a waste that no one was willing to pursue.
The dark cuisine feast "Looking up at the starry sky" carefully prepared by Wang Rui was only eaten one bite together.
Just one bite, no more.
In this regard, Wang Rui could only look at the sky of the Black Forest, where the stars were completely invisible, and sighed:
"Sure enough, it's worthy of "looking up at the starry sky"