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"Master, you can take it!"

"I'm very smart, one year old literacy, two years old hyphenation, three years old in Shaolin Temple, five years old can understand the whole book ** Mei. Master, I will never embarrass you in the future, I will never do anything to be sorry for my master, and I will honor my parents...... I swear to God! ”

"Master, what do you say......?"

On the cliff of the guillotine.

The wind and snow on the bridge dragged me on the shoulder of Pikan, who was not a pest, and no matter who persuaded me, I wouldn't let go, and now I couldn't even do anything about the flaming red lips, so I could only stand aside and watch...... This child seems to be bewitched by a ghost, and today he doesn't recognize his six relatives, and he has to worship me as a teacher who is not a pest!

But.

Baqiao's quasi-brother-in-law, and such a rude and unreasonable sister, Gu Chen didn't want to cause trouble. Just when he was worrying about how to get out, he heard a sudden "bang" knock on the door from the snowy wheat in Baqiao......

Followed by.

Baqiao Fengxue, who had been pestering Gu Chen, suddenly said nervously, "Oh no, my sister came upstairs to settle accounts with me, and if you don't run away, you won't be able to escape today's violent beating." Master, I'll flash first, I'll look for you next time I'm online, remember to accept me as an apprentice......"

"Ahh Can't escape ......."

"Sister!"

"You're light, my ass, ahh......hhh

With a continuous burst of screams and begs for mercy, the Baqiao wind and snow suddenly disappeared. Listening to Mai Li's last voice, Gu Chen imagined very sympathetically, someone scolding, someone crying, someone slamming someone's ass with a keyboard, someone's buttocks were swollen......

"Alas!"

"Poor boy, should I take him?"

Gu Chen suddenly shook a little......

……

For the next week, Gu Chen was crazy about two things in the game:

The first thing is to continue to keep the heat value of me not a pest...... In order to avoid the trouble of finding himself, Gu Chen now chooses the simplest and most direct map battle every time, which saves everyone from looking for it and saves time.

There are many locations that are eligible, such as school playgrounds.

I'm not a pest, and I often stand under the basketball hoop in the school playground, practicing my shots while waiting for the chaser to arrive......

The second piece is to fight monsters and upgrade!

In a week, I was not a pest, and I went from the Guillotine Cliff full of level 45 system monsters to the level 55 Blackwood Cliff...... Blackwood Cliff, the mountain rocks here are as red as blood, a long beach under the cliff, the water is turbulent, called the Orangutan Beach, the beach ghosts of the Orangutan Beach do not know spells, but the physical attack is extremely high.

Merely.

For me who is already level 45 and I am not a pest, those slow-moving beach ghosts are really not much faster than snails, but Gu Chen is still a little dissatisfied, if there is no fatal attack, I am not a pest, but it is really not easy to kill a beach ghost with rough skin and thick flesh and a lot of blood!

Therefore, after testing the water for an hour, Gu Chen was ready to change his strategy.

Move to the top of Blackwood Cliffs!

It is also a level 55 system monster, and the Sun and Moon God Sect on the Black Wood Cliff is several times higher than the beach ghost, but the defense is also several times lower, and it is much easier to kill. And for Gu Chen, a slow battle with the beach ghost was not beneficial to improving his combat awareness......

There is no dangerous battle, and no matter how much experience you have, it is just a matter of grinding foreign skills!

There is only one way to the top of Blackwood Cliff......

Ladder!

After climbing the ladder, there are two dangers: the first is the golden-scaled snake hidden on the stone wall, waiting for an opportunity at any time; The second danger is the blue-winged bats that gather between the cliffs, and the cliffs are full of haze, and these blue-winged bats are simply unable to prevent them.

These two monsters, one is highly poisonous, the other is blood-sucking, and at the same time there are extremely large numbers, which is a headache for cliff climbers.

But Gu Chen has a way.

Before I was ready to climb the cliff, I didn't want to run back to the city with a pest!

After returning to the city, I first went to the pharmacy to buy realgar wine, and then drank myself, the effect of this wine lasted for 3 hours, which was enough. Then I went to the pet store again and ended up buying a three-headed lizard that eats bats and carried it on my shoulder!

The reason why I want to buy a three-headed lizard instead of a larger one-headed lizard is because in addition to the cliff direction, I am not the left and right sides of the pest's body plus the back, and there are exactly three directions that need protection. Three-headed lizard, no more, no less, just right.

A qiē is ready.

I'm not a pest to start climbing the ladder......

The so-called ladders are actually stone stairs carved out of the Black Wood Cliff, and the stone stairs do not lead vertically to the top of the cliff, but spiral around the Black Wood Cliff. And the higher you go, the steeper and more dangerous the stone ladder is, and if you are not careful, you may lose your footing and become a thousand years of hatred!

Blackwood Cliffs is a map that was updated last year.

Before starting to climb, Gu Chen actually didn't expect it to be so difficult...... But by the time he reached a third of the climb, Gu Chen had already repented of his intestines!

4o minutes!

It took me a full 4o minutes to climb a third of the way. And the most hateful thing is that once this ladder starts to climb up, it can't stop the operation at all, and once the operation stops, people will immediately slide down the cliff......

Damn it!

After 4o minutes of non-stop operation, Gu Chen's hands are now a little numb......

But it can't be helped.

Having climbed here, it's impossible to think about it anymore!

Grit your teeth and hold on.

But after another 4o minutes, Gu Chen suddenly had a very strict question, he prepared realgar wine and a three-headed lizard before climbing the cliff, why did he forget that he should go to the toilet? At this time, whenever he heard the "whooshing" sound of water flowing on the cliff wall in the game, Gu Chen's lower abdomen would tighten......

4o minutes to go.

It's already two-thirds of the way through, so you can't give up halfway......

Gu Chen ripped off his headphones!

Keep it up......

Man, you have to hold on!

Finally.

After holding on for more than 3o minutes, I am not a pest and can now see the top of the Blackwood Cliff, as long as the ladder turns one last time, it is done! And Gu Chen could also feel that his lower abdomen was so swollen that he could no longer tolerate a drop of water......

Step by step.

It's close!

It's closer......

Just when there were still a dozen stone stairs left and I was about to climb to the top of the Black Wood Cliff if I was not a pest, suddenly, a deadly whistle came into the ears of the word Gu Chen.

"Shhhh......h

This whistle didn't come from the game, but from the Tianlong Internet Cafe. Originally, Gu Chen's endurance was almost at the limit, but at this most critical moment, the little fat dragon suddenly appeared out of nowhere, he whistled death and walked over to Gu Chen......

"Shhhh......h

As this bloody whistle got closer and louder, Gu Chen finally couldn't help it!

If you endure it any longer, it will explode.

Gu Chen finally pressed a big jump button, and then he didn't even bother to look at the screen, so he ejected from his seat and rushed directly to the toilet upstairs. At the top of the stairs, Gu Chen met the little fat dragon with a whistling sound, and if it was possible, he really wanted to pee and drown this damn guy.

Of course.

The little fat dragon doesn't know anything about his bad behavior! When Gu Chen flashed him and ran upstairs, the little fat dragon even shamefully blew a long-pitched Terminator whistle......

"Shh――――――――――――h

Hold on!

Gotta hold on......

In addition to this thought, Gu Chen also had another thought in his heart, that is, "When Lao Tzu comes down, he must kill that stupid man!" ”

It's not long, and the water is long......

Ten minutes later.

Gu Chen changed his pants, walked downstairs, and looked for Xiao Feilong again, but there was no one. Okay, let's write down this blood feud first, let's go back and see what the result is when I am not a pest in the game, if I fail to jump to the top of the cliff, the consequences will ...... It's a death!

I struggled to climb for 2 hours......

Marvel!

Summoning a miracle......

Returning to his seat, before he had time to sit down, Gu Chen first lowered his head to look at the computer screen!

This look at Gu Chen's heart was cold......

It's over!

What caught my eye was a clear blue sky, do you still need to think about it, I'm not a pest, I must have fallen off the cliff, and at this moment, I am lying on the ground looking at the sky and waiting for death...... But after taking another look, Gu Chen felt that something was wrong, I am not a pest's blood line, full!

Hey?

There is a case!

Sitting down on the broken leather chair, Gu Chen moved his mouse slightly......

With the turn of the field of vision!

Gu Chen was happy......

Not dead!

It turned out that I was not the pest who jumped hard, and although I didn't make it to the top of the cliff, I stuck myself on a small tree growing on the cliff with my back facing the sky...... The small tree is very close to the top of the cliff, and as long as I stretch out my hand, I can reach the edge of the blackwood cliff without being a pest.

Heaven will not stop me!

A few seconds later, I was not a pest and was already standing on top of the Blackwood Cliff......

Look around.

There is really another scenery on the black wood cliff, not beautiful, but it feels very strange!

But I haven't seen where the blame is, Gu Chen suddenly saw a system announcement flashing on the screen: Attention players, please note, urgent notice, urgent notice, there is a demon in the dark wood cliff of Orangutan Beach who is undefeated in the east, and the demon in the east who is undefeated in the world, in order to prevent this demon in the world from harming the world, please arrest it and arrest it......

This system information just flashed.

I saw a big tree less than 5o yards away from me, and the figure flickered, and then a stunning woman dressed in white flashed out like a ghost!

"Your uncle, the East is undefeated!"

Seeing that Dongfang was undefeated, I was not a pest, and without saying a word, I raised my knife and cut ......

Degree type butcher.

The action is as fast as thunder!

Lightning-fast!

But just when the tip of the knife that I am not a pest stabbed into Dongfang Undefeated's chest, I suddenly heard the woman say angrily, "I'm not a pest, your uncle's, it's me!" ”

"Huh?"

I'm not a pest, I heard the sound wrong, and I wanted to take back the pig-killing knife, but it was still a little slow!

Look closely.

The East was undefeated, but Gargamel was standing in front of him with an angry face......

It's dangerous!

The clothes on Tofu Shih Tzu's chest were all pierced......

What if your reaction is half a beat slower? The bandeau inside is dangerous......

Damn it!

Hands are fast......

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