Chapter 174: I Really Want to Blow Up the Toilet......
The people on the rostrum witnessed Ford's contact with Sigma and then slamming the door.
"The annoying guy is finally out, I really wish he would cry and ride out of Chenguang Town as soon as he goes out to complain......" Renault commented casually, ignoring the helpless expression of the priest's deputy beside him, the paladin took one last look at Jili, it is pointless to guess now, and when this matter is over, just visit and ask.
"Since the stupid little white face who mentioned yì holding this kind of stupid meeting has gotten out, then there is no need for this stupid meeting." As soon as he thought of this, looking at the lively scene in the audience, Renault's free-spirited mind took off the last shackles, stood up, stretched a big lazy waist, and glanced at the sheriff on the other side and said, "In the past few days, because a certain conscientious imperial governor has been desperately trying to find trouble for me, I can't get out, and I eat the soup and water in the church all day long, and the birds are fading out of my mouth, so have a few drinks today!" ”
When he had finished speaking, the paladin laughed and took the priest's deputy next to him, and dragged the poor clergyman towards the bar with a bitter expression of "I knew it would be like this", shouting, "Two barrels of beer!" Ten pounds of barbecue! ”
Baron Freman looked at the still ignorant sheriff, shook his head and sighed: "How bad are you at socializing, just now Renault clearly gave you the stairs down, hinting that you said that if you go to have a good drink with him to make amends, this matter can be revealed." ”
"Really?" The sheriff looked incredulous, "It's so simple? ”
Simple? Freman chuckled in his heart. With Renault's alcohol and temper, you'll definitely be allowed to stand up and lie down and go out, but a drunken night will be enough to get over it. It's really simple.
So he smiled and said: "Although Renault looks very aggressive, he is also a careful and kind guy, otherwise there would not be such a high profile." He understands your difficulties, but understanding is understanding, and when you encounter this matter, you will be unhappy personally, let alone him? Fortunately, he is a typical rough person. Problems that can't be solved with fists have to be solved on the wine table. ”
"It's a man's romance." Freman patted the sheriff on the shoulder vigorously, "As long as you drink with him to his heart's content." He will feel that you are a very real person, and it will be easy to get along with you in the future. ”
Pushing the poor sheriff into drunken hell with a smile, Freman looked back at the father and son sitting in the center, branch president Roderick. There's also Oliver, the de facto mercenary leader.
Oliver glanced at the sheriff and persuaded him to leave. Baron Freman, who had never gotten up himself, realized that the venerable nobleman seemed to have something to say to his father, so he smiled: "Old man, I'll go down first." ”
Without waiting for Roderick to answer, Oliver stepped over the table in front of him and rushed to the audience, shouting, "Damn, who carried out Lao Tzu's treasures!" It's wine! You losers! That's not how wine is drunk! What is the difference between you and a donkey that drinks water? ”
Two elderly men sat on the podium. Watching their children and nephews laugh and laugh. Very happy.
Baron Freman looked at Renault, and the sheriff who walked over timidly with a small wine glass to toast to the paladin seemed to be in a desperate situation, as if Renault was afraid that the cup was not good, and directly picked up a small keg of beer and poured it into the sheriff's mouth, and the deputy of the priest next to him wanted to persuade him, but he was also held down by Renault like an eagle catching a chicken, and poured wine......
The male paladin who looked up to the sky and laughed wildly and the other two men who were constantly struggling under him formed a terrifying picture that could not bear to look at directly, no matter how much the people below him struggled and pleaded, a certain male paladin still laughed wildly and forced the two men to drink a steady stream of foaming liquid, it was really evil, too evil.
"That's amazing, President Roderick." Baron Freman said softly, "In the face of a powerful envoy with a headquarters order and a strong entourage, on the surface, he made a gesture of backing down, and even the other party proposed that this form of meeting called a mobilization meeting was actually a power-grabbing action, and after 'struggling for a long time', he agreed, and after successfully lowering the other party's vigilance, he also made a series of deployments, even if there is no Sigma to suddenly disrupt the situation today, you have a way to make Ford unable to get off the stage, right." ”
Roderick smiled and was silent.
"Of us, you've been able to use your brain since you were a child, but remember that there are some things that can be rocked in your feet if you are clever for a while......," Freman sighed, "Don't try to include Sigma and the people around him in your calculations, this is the advice of an old friend......"
"Freman......" Roderick suddenly laughed when the baron wanted to get up and leave, "Believe it or not, I still have to tell you, I didn't take the initiative to plan anything this time, at best I just pretended to be weak and paralyzed the vigilance of that little ghost......"
He looked at the paladin who was drinking and said with a smile: "Renault's dissatisfaction and hardship are taken for granted, since he was a child, he is the strongest, and when he fights, he is in front of us, just like a big mountain, no one can beat us...... It was only natural that he would stand up for me, and I didn't expect it to be anything I felt guilty about, and I'm sure he was aware of it, because if you or he were in trouble, I would go out of my way to help, and neither would you. ”
Hearing this, Freman snorted softly, and turned his head slightly, noncommittal.
Roderick said softly: "But no matter how dissatisfied Renault is, this is a family matter of the mercenary union, and his role in this farce can only be a supporting role." Freman, in fact, I am not the writer and director of this farce, I look at you, just a spectator, the protagonist who crushes that little ghost's boring desire for power and expression, it is not me, but Oliver, I believe in you, I believe in Renault, I believe in the mercenaries of Morninglight, just as I believe that Oliver will make that proud little imp understand that it is not boring meetings and beautiful but empty words that move people's hearts, but we have been side by side for decades - I believe Oliver can do it. He is also willing to take an early curtain call, looking forward to his most gorgeous performance behind the heavy curtain......"
"Because he is my son."
President Roderick stood up. Looking at Oliver, who had already jumped into the crowd and raised his glass under the coaxing of the mercenaries, the corners of his mouth raised slightly, as if sensing his father's gaze, Oliver turned his head and smiled brightly at his father.
The branch president, who was already showing his old age, was stunned for a moment, but also smiled knowingly, and waved his hand to his son. Walking alone in the direction of the stairs, his back as generous as Oliver remembered, but the man was getting old.
Oliver, who had grown into the de facto leader of the local mercenaries, looked at his father's back. His nose couldn't help but be sore, and he wiped his eyes fiercely by wiping his mouth after drinking, just a glass of beer, but like a raging flame. Burning fiercely in his chest. He took advantage of the wine. Kicked over a chair, then jumped onto a nearby table, unbuttoned his neckline, brandished an empty wine glass, and swore "Fuck, it's still so comfortable!" I just sat on the stage and felt uncomfortable, like a monkey in an iron cage being watched by people! ”
He looked around at the crowd that had completely quieted down, familiar faces, familiar people. A friend who has played since childhood, and a friend who has known him since he was a teenager. There are also like-minded colleagues in the prime of life, he can call almost everyone's name, tell everyone's family situation, understand everyone's personality and behavior, this is the mercenary union, where his family and life's work are located, he looked at everyone who was waiting for him with bated breath, showed a familiar and reassuring smile, raised the wine glass in his hand, and shouted: "This is the way the mercenaries of Chenguang Town hold meetings!" ”
The mercenaries raised their glasses in the air, and their roars shook the hall in unison.
"So, let's get rid of the boring trivia! We are gathered here for the sole purpose of helping as many people in need as possible during the coming flood season! Oliver shook his fist and roared, "Except for a few young ones who have just entered the industry this year, almost all of you have participated in the flood fighting operation of the past year, this son of a bitch flood has taken away our parents, friends and relatives, and every time even if we are fully prepared, there is a possibility that we will be caught off guard, but we must not back down, we need to be strong, we should unite in the face of disaster, be worthy of our oath and faith, and fight against terrible natural disasters - do you think I will say this like that little white face?" ”
He slammed the cup to the ground and roared, "It's all!" Pre-war mobilization? Pledge meeting? Bring sand to the beach! Since we are here at this time, it means that we are ready to become enlightened! This is our home, where our relatives live, we have grown up in this proud land for generations, we have always supported each other, trusted each other, we are each other's relatives! So when our loved ones are facing the threat of death, isn't it a matter of course to stand up and protect their families!
In response to him, the mercenaries responded enthusiastically like a tsunami.
"So! Follow the old rules! Register the list of participants! You just need to know which team you have been assigned to and who the squad leader is, and then follow the command's orders! Oliver yelled, "Plan it out, there's a professional here!" Coordinate the cooperation between the Holy See and the imperial powers, and have professional personnel to come! Everyone just needs to do their job! If someone dies in this operation, then rest assured! If you die, we'll take care of your family! Your father is our father, your mother is our mother, your son is our son, and your wife is still your wife! ”
Hearing the last sentence, the mercenaries were stunned at first, and then burst into deafening laughter, joking with each other, and the slightly heavy atmosphere also dissipated in the yellow cavity one after another.
Oliver took a few breaths to calm his breath, he raised his hand and pressed it lightly, and the voices of the mercenaries faded away.
He looked around at his beloved robes, his proud companions who could trust each other's lives, and said calmly, "That's all I have to say, does anyone have any questions or need to add?" ”
The crowd was quiet.
"So......" Oliver closed his eyes, took a deep breath, and said loudly, "Bring the wine!" Lao Tzu is thirsty! ”
Now, it's time for another crazy feast...... The mercenaries swarmed in Oliver's direction. Throw him up and catch, throw and catch, and throw beer laughing on his face and body. Everyone seemed happy.
The mercenaries seem to have forgotten their old love when they have a new love, and completely leave Uncle Sigma who has just shined behind, just now it was the center of Yiqiē, and at this time, Qiē reversed, and this place became a place where no one cared about, only Uncle Sigma and his pair of wings, and a dead fat man who had just broken through the spiritual barrier.
Gilly gloated. Touched Sigma's chest with his elbow, and the yellow paladin was still angry at Sigma's irresponsible attitude towards watching the show before, when would he wait if he didn't mend the knife at this time? I saw her smile evilly: "Tsk." Did you feel what poor Mr. Ford had just felt? Not long ago, it was still the focus of the atmosphere, and as soon as this guy appeared, he stole all your limelight, if you just learned from that guy and raised his arms. It's going to be the center of attention right now. Even if you mention that you will lead the operation, the group of dizzy mercenaries will nod their heads and say yes......"
Sigma sneered, "Pull it down, I'm not going to inflate myself to that point." Ford thought that he could bluff this group of hillbillies who had never seen the world with beautiful rhetoric and clever words, but he underestimated people's hearts, and was undoubtedly an idiot, and even the most ordinary life would burst out with shocking power when it came to protecting his cherished family - he ignored the bonds of this protection. Using a boring sense of honor and the so-called mercenary creed as the basis for incendiary speeches, he is really a second-class person with low eyes. It's purely a brick family called a beast, and I've read too much of the skill book. ”
"Even the most ordinary life can burst out with shocking power when it comes to protecting the family you cherish......" Athena repeated what Sigma had just said, her eyes flashing.
The necromancer just glanced at Athena, didn't pay much attention, shrugged his shoulders and said, "So, the mercenary's choice is a reasonable thing. I don't have the overbearing spirit of a tiger body that can make people bow their heads and worship me, I just said something from their hearts, at best, it makes them feel good about me, if this can make them change their position and follow me, then it is purely treating people as fools, right? ”
He looked at Oliver, who was smiling like a child in the crowd, and said softly: "We are just guests passing through here, Jili, the man that the mercenaries choose to trust and follow, but he has used his life's work and sincerity to build an indestructible relationship of trust with everyone, even if I don't stir up the situation, Ford will definitely face a complete defeat, in this kind of away battle, the winning rate is really low - it's a pity, Mr. Fu She didn't see this scene just now, otherwise his expression would definitely be even more exciting." ”
When the yellow dauntet heard this, he nodded with a smile: "I really can't see it, Sigma actually has such a reasonable time, I thought you would be angry." ”
Sigma shook her head: "Because I don't care, I don't get angry." ”
"......" Ji Li glanced at the necromancer's right hand, her expression was very subtle, "Before you speak, can you put the burst scroll in your hand?" Sure enough, I want to blow up the toilet! Sure enough, I still care about it! Sure enough, I'm still very angry! ”
"Nothing." Sigma gave a thumbs up, "I just wanted to study the architectural style of the toilets in Chenguang Town, the design of the sewage pipes, the air humidity and gravity, and the defense capabilities of the toilets......"
“…… To put it bluntly, I still have to blow up the toilet! You're definitely not angry, so stir up this banquet that will completely forget you! Gilly complained loudly, "How careful you are! It's just a small town! Think about who you are! For Mao, I want to be like them! Give me some self-respect! ”
Sigma glanced at her, and then said softly to Athena, who was standing on the side: "Athena, today, I want to teach you a very important skill, this skill can increase your sense of storage, increase your deterrence, is a very powerful deterrent skill, after using it, it will permanently increase your reputation in the eyesight, in addition, it is also an effective means of protesting coquettishness, showing your sense of existence to the elders, relieving stress, and venting dissatisfaction......"
“…… You just said the word 'venting dissatisfaction'! You spoke out blatantly! ”
Sigma ignored Kiri's complaints and said proudly to the angel, "Let's go, I'll teach you to blow up the toilet." ”
"Yes, yes!" As long as it is something that can be done with Sigma, Athena is happy to do it, and the natural angel girl naturally hugged Sigma's arm and said happily, "Blow up the toilet!" Blow up the toilet! ”
"It's not good at all!" Her coquettish appearance of never asking about the consequences really made Ji Li unable to complain, and the yellow duan paladin even felt that even if Sigma said that she was going to kill people and set fires, Athena would naturally hand over the knife and torches, and then whether it was a cloth bag to hide the corpse or a wind warning, she would do it beautifully for you......
And, besides, why would Gilly raise her chin slightly and glare at me after she hugged Sigma's arm and wrapped this guy's arm in that pair of boob-obstructing boobs? Holy, won't you!?
Before Ji Li could be confused by a conjecture in her heart, a maid trotted over, saluted Ji Li, and said respectfully: "This Miss Paladin, Dean Renault wants to ask to see you, please agree......"
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PS: Tsk, Oliver's bond with the mercenaries, Oliver and Roderick's father-son relationship, Roderick's friendship with Freyman and others...... I feel that the supporting characters are fuller in this interweaving of emotions, which should be a good thing, but the question is...... For Mao, when I write this, I always have some thoughts such as "Ah, if this character dies to protect xx, it should be very emotional, right"? Rely on it, I'm a happy ending party, do you want to watch the rainbow pony to purify your soul...... (To be continued......)
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