Chapter 191: Canghai laughed
Before the end of January.
The Pig Killing Knife Team, along with some members of the Micro End Gang, has finally risen to level 99, where they can freely immigrate.
And after immigrating to Asia, it was still the Flame Girl who took the lead, and the Weimo Gang was formed. Then I was not a pest and naturally broke away from the Poison Widow mercenary group, but with him, there was a succession of big smoking guns, and three sisters who washed and shuffled.
For me not a pest to leave.
The prince of Xiaoyao Hou Tiangongzi didn't say anything, but he didn't do anything!
Words to retain.
He didn't feel the need to say it......
Since Gu Chen took over the three sisters, they have completely bid farewell to their killer careers.
Right now.
In addition to the study and entertainment activities planned by Dr. An for the three sisters every day, most of the rest of the time was arranged by Gu Chen. This was the case before the Chinese New Year, and after the New Year, Gu Chen's arrangement was that the washing, cutting and blowing combination would come to the training base for a month of intensive training......
Of course.
Dr. Ann wants to stay with him every step of the way!
And a month after the training camp, at the end of March, this year's preview competition will begin......
For this qualifier.
Based on all aspects of intelligence, the final conclusion is not to be overly optimistic, and among them, there are at least three opponents who have signed up that Gu Chen attaches more importance to.
The first is the "Red Dragon Sentoi" from Seoul, South Korea!
As a matter of fact.
The whole of Asia was basically dominated by the Chinese people, but occasionally. There are also other countries that show their grandeur!
That's what the Red Dragons are!
Three years ago, the Red Dragons had always been ranked in the top five in the entire Asia Minor Regional League, but later, the team's two main players, Park Jae-yong and Jung Hee-won, had to serve in the military at the same time, and the Red Dragons were directly eliminated in the league the following year.
And last year.
Park Jae-yong and Jung Hee-won, who are recuperating, threatened to return to the league after completing their military service and returning to the Red Dragons......
So.
Red Dragon Clan, not to be underestimated!
The second team is Thailand's "Demon Team"!
The rise of the demon team was the year before last.
And although the name of this team is called Demon Clan. It lives up to its name. There are indeed shemales in the team......
But there's only one!
This shemale is Sirindhorn, the captain and coach of the team. If Sirindhorn may not be known by many people, but if it is mentioned that Juan . Manuel. As for Santos's name, as long as you are a veteran player, probably no one will know it.
Juan. Manuel. Santos.
King of Colombia. The heads-up king of the South American zone of the Three Realms. The Colombian Liberty Hat team. He has won five South American championships and three runners-up, and the Liberty Hats have also won three places in a global championship.
But that's this Juan. Santos. But seven years ago, he suddenly announced his retirement.
Four years later.
A woman named Sirindhorn has emerged in Thailand who looks very similar to Juan. And she brought a demon team composed of all seventeen or eighteen-year-old teenagers to participate in the qualifiers of the Asian Continent that year. That year, the team finished fourth in the qualifiers and came close to reaching the league.
As a matter of fact.
This is clearly Sirindhorn's battle to test the waters......
Last year's qualifiers.
Although Sirindhorn's demon team was very vocal about qualifying, she didn't participate in the end!
There is news that if Sirindhorn led the team to participate in the qualifiers last year, it can be said that nine out of ten can enter the league, but she wants to wait another year to train these children under her who are called demon boys to be more brave and good at fighting, and then succeed!
And Sirindhorn.
It's Juan. Manuel. Santos!
The third team that Gu Chen pays attention to is the Hua'er team......
The Flower Team is an old powerhouse, and its history can probably be traced back to the heyday of the UFO team, when the Lady Lan and Mandala of the Flower Team were both old friends and old rivals with Little Kong Ming Duo Duo Luo.
But.
The Flower team has never been able to catch fire, and is basically wandering around the league in the lower middle.
And after the retirement of Xiao Kongming and Duoduoluo, and the big change of the UFO team, although the team's results are not good, they can finally stay in the league. But after the departure of Junzilan and Mandala, the strength of the Huaer team was greatly reduced and they were directly out of the league.
Until last year.
The Hua'er team changed owners, and the new owner was a financial predator with deep pockets, and soon made the ultimate big change for the Hua'er Yue team. And recently, there was even news that after Yu Lian left the Wind Whisperer to join the Pig Killing Knife team, the beauty under the moon was set in advance by the Flower Team.
But.
Although it must have been decided, the beauty under the moon can still only act as a deputy in the past of the flower team.
As for who is the main attacker of the Flower team?
It's still a secret!
However, the spokesperson of the Hua'er team revealed in advance that this person is definitely a super heavyweight, and this person's surname is Zhang ......
I'll go!
When the spokesperson of the Hua'er team said "this person's surname is Zhang", in fact, this can no longer be called a secret at all, because as far as everyone knows, there is only one person who can be worthy of a heavyweight, and this person is surnamed Zhang, that is, the current popular student of the Chicago Cinderella team, Zhang Wei!
I want to be at the beginning.
Zhang Wei was originally the second main attacker of the Wind Whisperer team, and the beauty under the moon was just a substitute below him.
However, Zhang Wei was not willing to be subordinated to Lian forever, so he transferred to the Chicago Cinderella team a few years ago. The Chicago Cinderella team has been languishing after the tragic car accident that year, and after Zhang Wei joined, the results have improved year by year.
Last year.
Team Cinderella Chicago even finished fifth in North America and are one step away from returning to global supremacy!
But it's a pity.
It was also at this time that the owners of the Chicago Cinderella team went bankrupt due to poor real estate management. After bankruptcy. All the members of the Cinderella team were sold at a price, and Zhang Wei, as the main attacker of the team, obviously became the most sought-after one.
Gu Chen remembered that the last time he went to Jinhai, Yu Lian once talked about Zhang Wei.
Yu Lian's eyes.
Zhang Wei is definitely a super potential stock, Yu Lian also tried his best to keep it back then, but there is no way, Zhang Wei has only one idea, he would rather be the head of the chicken than the queen of the cow, if he can't be the boss of the wind whisperer. There's only one way to go!
That was the case at the time.
Even if Yu Lian wants to give way. It's impossible to agree to the wind weight!
And the most regrettable thing for Yu Lian is that as soon as Zhang Wei left, he caught up with the rise of Chu Dongyang. And Yu Lian could almost conclude that if Zhang Wei hadn't left the Wind Whisperer that year. Can Chu Dongyang rise so wildly. It's hard to say.
Right now.
Zhang Wei returns. Reuniting with his old partner Moon Beauty, the Huaer team is naturally a very strong force!
As a matter of fact.
This year's Asian Continent Qualifiers is almost the strongest fight ever!
And not just the now domineering pig-killing knife team. The Red Dragon Team with the Return of the King, the Demon Team that suddenly rose, and the Flower Team with the mysterious lore, even if it is the three teams that have been confirmed to be relegated this time, at least two of them have already released rumors, and the qualifiers will be fought back.
The only team that was completely disabled was the Moshang team that played as the first last year.
After the blood droplet Wen Jialiang left.
Moshang's Baqiao Fuliu finally found out that if the entire league was full of wolves, then he was a fat sheep who accidentally rushed into the wolves!
And after experiencing the bite of those vicious wolves in the league!
When leaving.
The willows of the Baqiao Bridge are no longer flesh and blood......
So.
After experiencing such a painful lesson, Baqiao Fuliu will never want to play in any league again!
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This year's Chinese New Year's Eve is February 10th.
Other words.
Almost at the beginning of February at the latest, Gu Chen will give all the members of the Pig Killing Knife team a holiday, and everyone will go home for the New Year......
Now the training base is packed, and a dozen or so people have to squeeze into a big table every time they eat, talking and laughing to death. However, it is certain that when the Chinese New Year is approaching, this place will be deserted to death after all the people are gone......
The first ones who were ready to leave were Starling and Xiao Rou......
Experienced the honeymoon period in January.
Starling and Xiao Rou can be described as glue, and quickly entered the procedure of meeting their parents. Therefore, this year's Chinese New Year, Xiao Rou will first take the starling back to his own home, so that his parents can see it, and then the starling will take Xiao Rou straight to his own house hundreds of miles away, and let his father and mother review it!
Next.
Cher is also leaving......
This year, Xue'er's parents, who are far away, are going back to China for the New Year, and at the same time, her rude and domineering sister is also coming back. The whole family is back, and Xue'er can't say anything if she doesn't go back, so the first person in the pig-killing knife team to leave should be Xue'er.
The second teacher Yin must go home for the New Year.
No matter what happened to Xiao Er before, but he is now a standard filial son, and he usually pays off, and he must not let his wife live alone during the New Year. Xiao Er had already told his wife in the game that he would definitely arrive home before thirty!
As for the bear children?
Although he came out of the mountains, the bear child also has a home......
Among all the members of the Pig Killing Knife team.
Xiong Zizi is different from others, he is the only person who can advance his salary from Gu Chen in advance...... This is because, from Yu Lian's mouth, Gu Chen learned that the bear child's family is actually very poor, and in his hometown deep in the mountains, he not only has a father who has been sick for many years, but also has three younger brothers and sisters to go to school!
So.
The bear child must go home!
When he went home, the bear child would bring the silver advanced to him by Gu Chen, as well as a part of Yu Lian's funding, to help the family get through the difficulties first. When they come back next year, Gu Chen and Yu Lian asked the bear child to bring his father here to do a detailed examination of his illness!
The bear child is a taciturn person, and before he met Gu Chen, Yu Lian was his benefactor......
All the time.
The bear child received a lot of help from Yu Lian, and although he rarely said thank you, he kept this qiΔ in his heart. Meantime. The bear child always admonishes himself, Xiong Weiping, remember, you must have a future in the future, so that you can repay the people who helped you!
Right now.
In addition to Yu Lian, there is another position in the bear child's heart......
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All right.
Although Gu Chen has been retained, Wen Jialiang still has to leave during the New Year. However, Xiao Wenzi, who has always been whimsical. But it's not like going home for the New Year. And his home doesn't seem to care if this mentally abnormal guy can't come back for the New Year.
This year.
Wen Jialiang wants to go back to his psychiatric hospital to celebrate the New Year with his former patients.
Xiao Wenzi said, although those people are mentally ill in the eyes of others. But in his opinion. Those people only see the world with their eyes. It's just different from ordinary people. And what the world itself is like, who can really say?
Maybe.
Most people think that the way the world is like is completely wrong!
Therefore.
Wen Jialiang decided. On this special day, he can't forget the psychopaths who have been with him for three years.
Meantime.
When he was accustomed to eating the delicacies made by Gargamel, and the taste buds of his tongue were gradually anesthetized, Xiao Wenzi also wanted to change his tricks during the Chinese New Year and taste the coarse tea and light rice in the mental hospital, and even the taste of leftovers!
That's right.
Wen Jialiang thinks that this is the only way to feel the New Year......
Otherwise.
I usually eat delicious food all day long, and it is really not interesting to continue to eat delicious food during the New Year!
According to what Wen Jialiang himself said to Gu Chen, it is......
A dog will get tired of eating meat all the time, and maybe he will want to eat once in a while!
For the fallacy in Wen Jialiang's mouth.
Of course, Gu Chen would never believe it, and judging from Xiao Huang's behavior entrenched in the gate hole, it also proves that Wen Jialiang's theory is complete nonsense. At least, Gu Chen had never seen Xiao Huang have this kind of behavior of eating instead of eating meat......
For the question of Xiao Huang.
Wen Jialiang also has his own explanation, his explanation is that the dog is a mental illness at all, and it is definitely not a normal dog. Otherwise, why would a normal dog still bare his teeth and intimidate the people he gets along with day and night from time to time?
The person Xiao Wenzi said in his mouth that he got along with Xiao Huang day and night was, of course, himself......
In fact.
For this, Gu Chen was also very strange.
Why is Xiao Huang's attitude towards others normal, but every time he sees Wen Jialiang, he immediately becomes irritable. Especially a few times, when he looked at Xiao Huang, he even gritted his teeth and put on a posture of rushing up to fight Wen Jialiang to the death.
Alas!
To this day, in fact, Gu Chen is still kept in the dark.
Not to mention the previous grievances, the most unforgivable thing Wen Jialiang has ever done is that after Xiao Huang defeated the big black on the opposite street, he originally occupied the little on the street. And among these little, Xiao Huang's favorite is that little flower.
Hateful.
One day, when Wen Jialiang saw Xiaohua and Xiaohuang secretly dating and intimacy, he immediately told Xiaohua's owner about it.
Outcome.
Xiaohua's owner later locked Xiaohua in the house and never let her come out again. At the same time, whenever she sees Xiao Huang dangling at the door of her house, the fat sister-in-law of Xiaohua's owner will put up a door bolt and beat Xiao Huang's fart until she urine......
With such a deep hatred!
Xiao Huang's temper is no matter how good she is, but she will definitely not be good to Wen Jialiang......
As for Wen Jialiang.
But he is not aware of his evil deeds at all, every time he sees the owner of Xiaohua, he will tell a few more words, don't take care of your little, my little yellow dog, although it looks very energetic, in fact, there is a dark disease, it will be contagious!
Alas!
Poor little yellow, every time I think of Xiaohua, it is painful.
Thinking of Wen Jialiang.
More painful......
When, can you bite this bastard to death?
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Now, only Gu Chen and A Fei are left in the training base for the New Year. As for Gargamel, in mid-January, as soon as the OO School of Nursing was closed, the local tyrant girl was pulled away by her father in a Lamborghini.
Gargamel didn't want to go, and even wanted to resist.
But.
Gargamel's father has a way, girl, if you don't go, then I won't go either. Anyway, as long as you don't leave, I'll make trouble for everyone at this training base. And Gargamel's dad is still very good at making trouble, he doesn't smash or rob, he sings......
Gargamel's dad singing voice is special!
Suffice it to say, one would never have imagined that there was such a special sound in the world until one heard Gargamel's father's singing. And when a person hears Gargamel's father's singing, he will never want to hear this particular song a second time......
In fact.
By the time Gargamel's father yelled his first voice, Gargamel had already succumbed......
So.
In the end, how ugly Gargamel's father's voice was, in fact, Gu Chen and the others didn't listen to it completely. It's just that. Judging from the first note scale issued by Gargamel's father alone, it felt like Gu Chen was taking an extremely sharp weapon and scraping it desperately on the glass!
And the sound that rubbed out. And add a tweeter to put it out. That's pretty much the effect of Gargamel's dad's voice......
At least.
After Gu Chen heard this voice. It's like being struck by lightning.
Then.
Second Gu Chen turned his head and asked Wen Jialiang, who was also stunned standing next to him, "Little Wenzi, did you hear any sound just now?" β
Wen Jialiang's face turned pale.
He stared at the room where Gargamel was talking to her father. "I feel like it's screaming from hell......"
Well.
Gu Chen nodded and said, "Maybe, I should go in and have a look!" β
Outcome.
As soon as Gu Chen raised his foot, the door of that room was pushed open from the inside......
Subsequently.
Gargamel's gentle father walked out of it, and the local tyrant girl who was still snorting angrily and swore not to leave when she went in turned into a little sheep who was obedient at this moment, and she followed closely behind her father, and she didn't dare to raise her head and left.
After the two left, Gu Chen received a text message from Gargamel, "I'm leaving, I'll come back after the New Year......"
Gu Chen replied, "You haven't taken your clothes yet?" β
Gargamel said helplessly, "Don't take it, you tell Sister SΓΉ Rourou to help me put it away, and then you can help me keep it......"
Gu Chen joked, "Looking at the situation just now, it can't be your father who threatened you to go back, right?" Sister Qiaoyun, don't worry, if you say yes, brother will kill you now, save you from the hands of that evil old guy, how about it? β
Good for a while.
Gargamel messaged back, "Boy, don't you be cowardly, who do you say is an old fellow?" β
Gu Chen broke out in a cold sweat, but he still replied calmly, "I said...... Don't make a fuss, do you? β
Soon.
Gargamel's message is back, "Bastard, who got into trouble with you......"
Right now.
In addition to firmly believing that this was Gargamel messing around with him, Gu Chen really didn't have the courage to make any other assumptions......
So.
He continued to insist, "If you make any more trouble, I'll ignore you?" β
Then.
Gu Chen's mobile phone rang......
He hesitated.
Gu Chen pressed the answer button, only to hear a man's eerie voice coming from inside, "Boy, are you called Gu Chen......?"
At that moment.
Gu Chen's reaction was extremely fast......
He suddenly said into the microphone with the same gloom, "Old guy, sue you, Lao Tzu Xing will not change his name, he will not change his surname, Wen Jialiang ......"
"Hey, hey!"
The man's gloomy voice sounded again, "Boy, don't give Lao Tzu this set of Reagan Erlen, this kind of little trick is okay to deceive others, and it's almost a bit hot to deceive Lao Tzu." Okay, I'll give you another chance to apologize to Lao Tzu, and this page will be revealed......"
"Hey, hey!"
Gu Chen gritted his teeth desperately, and replied in Wen Jialiang's tone, "Old guy, don't give Lao Tzu a place to come to Reagan Erlen, you don't like to expose this page, don't worry about my!" β
After saying this.
Without waiting for Gargamel's father to speak again, Gu Chen saw Wen Jialiang walking in front of him at a glance, he didn't say a word, grabbed Wen Jialiang's arm, and directly stuffed the mobile phone into his hand. After stuffing, Gu Chen whispered to Wen Jialiang, "Hell Ghost Scream, you help me deal with it!" β
"Oh!"
Wen Jialiang nodded and calmly took the phone.
Gu Chen let out a sigh of relief!
But.
Gu Chen just wanted to sit down and take a sip of tea to suppress his shock, but before his ass touched the side of the stool, he heard Wen Jialiang scold at the mobile phone, "I'm cΗo, you old immortal, what's the matter, I'll scold you, I only have the ability to bully my daughter." If you have the ability, you come at me, you bite me, right...... I'm Wen Jialiang, how about it...... What, wasn't that me just now, you have something wrong with your ears, you can't hear if it's me, second goods...... Sue you, the one just now is not me at all, that is your future son-in-law, he will take care of the dust! β
Speaking of which.
Wen Jialiang was addicted and hung up the phone directly.
Now.
Gu Chen was stupid, he pointed at Wen Jialiang's nose and said two words, "Traitor!" β
Wen Jialiang replied unhurriedly, "Old Gu, with you being so smart, why can't you hear it, I'm actually helping you." Who is Gargamel's father? That's an old fox, if I directly deny that it's not you, he must think it's you, and now I admit it, so confused, he won't be sure at once, and you won't admit it when you see him killed. This trick is called the male rabbit's feet fluttering, the female rabbit's eyes are blurred, and the double rabbit walks on the ground, can Ann tell that I am a male and female? β
"Really?"
Gu Chen squinted and stared at Wen Jialiang, with murderous aura in his eyes.
"Really!"
Wen Jialiang was obviously a little weak-hearted by Gu Chen, and after saying these two words, Xiao Wenzi put the phone on the table and immediately fled......
"Alas!"
Gu Chen sighed, picked up his phone, and then sent a message to Gargamel's mobile phone, "Old guy, I'm going to marry your daughter!" β
Finally, there is another unclear sentence.
And then.
Gu Chen put his phone in his pocket, as for how the rest of the things will develop, what about it......
But.
Gu Chen has always been haunted by the voice made by Gargamel's father in the secret room, he doesn't understand, how can a normal person make such a sound?
A few years later.
The mystery in Gu Chen's heart was finally revealed......
That day.
Gargamel's father drank a little wine and was so happy that he said he would sing a song in front of a table full of friends and family. As soon as Gargamel's father said this, everyone at the table made excuses, and it didn't take much effort to almost leave.
At last.
There was only Gu Chen, who was full of curiosity and couldn't pull away Gargamel, and a very old grandmother of the family didn't leave......
Thereupon.
In front of Gu Chen and the old grandmother, Gargamel's father loudly announced that he was going to sing a song, "A laugh in the sea!" β
Outcome.
As soon as the word "Cang" came out, Gu Chen immediately understood......
Blue!
It turns out that this is the sound of scraping glass from hell, it's really terrifying!
That day.
insisted on listening to the first lyrics, Gu Chen covered his ears and fled with urine......
When you run away.
Gu Chen's strange thing was that the old woman sitting next to him, in the face of such a shocking singing, was unmoved, and continued to eat calmly!
Afterward.
After eating, Gu Chen deliberately grabbed the old grandmother and asked, "Grandma, when you heard that voice just now, didn't you feel heartbreaking, unable to survive, unable to die?" β
The old grandmother calmly replied, "Braised chicken wings, I like to eat them!" β
Well.
Now.
Gu Chen finally understood why the old grandmother was so resistant to this kind of ultrasonic damage......
Grandma.
It's simply deaf......
β¦β¦ (To be continued......)
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