Chapter 030: The Unlucky Zheng Fat Man
In the Qianzhai hall, Shen Luo was drinking with Han Hu.
At first, Shen Luo was still thinking about how to deal with this banquet, and he really felt a little dizzy when he saw the huge celadon wine jar being paddled on the table. When Shen Luo gathers with friends, he often squanders more than half a catty of wine. But here, the thieves all use the big bowl, how much does that bowl get, won't he soon have to lie down if he drinks it like this? It is definitely not possible to emulate the arrogance of the bandits, there is no amount of alcohol. But you can't drink it, you don't give face to the deputy village owner in the human thief village, do you want to find the rhythm of death, if you don't make trouble, you will be tied up by this group of moody people, and follow Zheng Fatzi to dry bacon together.
Shen Luo's mind was racing, and he kept thinking about countermeasures.
But when Shen Luo really drank a sip of the bandit's wine, he was immediately stunned. This thing is also called wine? This degree is not higher than that of beer, and it has a hint of sweetness, which is completely alcoholic!
Shen Luo smiled.
I just heard that the ancient distillation technology was weak, and more than 20 degrees is considered a good wine, but I didn't expect to be able to experience it in person, it turns out that it is the same here!
Wowhaha, since that's the case. Battle scumbags, you are doomed!
Shen Luo's heart was settled, and he held up the wine bowl at Han Hu with pride, "Come, Han is in charge, I will respect you first, and do it first!" ”
Outside the hall, on a wooden stake.
Zheng Shuangzhe's hair was full of bruises, smelling the fragrant aroma of wine and food, and his heart was sour.
"Okay, you Shen Luo, you live beast with a thousand knives! You are born to be a pit goods, who Tm is with you, who are you pitting, is this Tm taking me to do a hidden task, you are letting Lao Tzu dry bacon to lose weight. You kid waited for me, I'm not done with you. ”
These "roars" were all done by Zheng Shuangzhe in his heart, and in reality, he didn't dare to speak out. Why? The bandit armor is waiting next to him, Zheng Fatzi said that he spoke, and he would be knocked if he dared to fart.
That bandit armor can be regarded as having found an outlet, and it is fun to play this set.
"Hey, it's noon." Zheng Fatzi held his breath silently, but the bandit armor opened his mouth. The guy first looked at the sky, and then looked at Zheng Fatzi and said with a smile, "This is a big sun, dry and thirsty, and it's a meal, so you have to eat and drink something, but don't the death row prisoners have to give their mouths a meal before they go to the court." ”
"Yes, yes, you can give me saliva."
Zheng Fat Man couldn't stand it anymore, licked his chapped lips, and begged the thief A pitifully.
"Am I talking to you?" The bandit armor suddenly burst out, and said to Zheng Fatzi with a cruel smile, "Haha, a good boy still dares to take my words, right, he doesn't have a long memory, right?" I also learned to play silence before, so that Lao Tzu has nothing to play, and now it's not like I've been caught! Die fatty, suffer death! ”
What a I am!
Zheng Fatzi is crazy.
What aI setting is this bandit, he can still play "fishing" with himself! Is the trend of this belly blackening influenced by Shen Luo?!
Zheng Fatzi's eyes reflected deep fear, as well as the sinister expression of the bandit armor.
In the hall, Shen Luo was pushing the cup with Han Hu and feasting.
Now this point is close to noon, in this world people will also be hungry, and once hungry and not eating, in the state of the character, the body lì value will continue to decline, and the body lì to zero people will not be able to move, and then the blood value will also fall, and when the blood value is empty, that is death, this complex process can be summarized in two words - starvation.
So it's a must-have, and of course it's enjoyable.
The food of the thieves is too fine, but the barbecue and stew are all game, which is very fragrant, and the large pieces of meat and wine have a different flavor.
In the current hall, except for the two little thieves who were waiting on the side, those knife-wielding thieves had already withdrawn.
"Shen, brother, good amount of wine!" Han Hu was so drunk that his face was red and his neck was thick, and his tongue began to be unfavorable.
"Awards, awards, Han, Brother Han is also this!" Shen Luo also curled his tongue and gave Han Hu a thumbs up.
These two people, Han Hu is really a bit of a top.
Shen Luo? Loaded!
Shen Luo sneered in his heart, as far as Han Hu was a scumbag like the five battle scum, he poured down five of them in one go without blinking. It seems that in the past, I felt that the ancients were all good at drinking, but there was a misunderstanding.
The one in front of me is the best example.
Shen Luo squinted, supported his head with his elbows, and held a bowl to drink with Han Hu. However, this is the appearance, but Shen Luo has another thought in his heart.
"It's been almost half an hour since we came in, I've seen the layout map here, and Sun Xiaoyun is looking for it according to the map, so it's time to be a little eyebrow-raising. Considering the secrecy of her actions, the time it takes to find and communicate with the hostages, and the slow pace of moving with the hostages, the time error for Sun Xiaoyun to return here should be less than ten minutes. Well, it's time for me to lure out the chips of Han Hu! ”
Thinking of this, Shen Luo suddenly staggered to his feet.
"Hey, why are you going?" Han Hu was stunned.
"Go outside and take a look at that guy, doesn't Brother Han want to see what the official family's expression is now?" Shen Luo squeezed his eyebrows and smiled.
"Ahhh Han Hu slapped the table and got up suddenly, but his body shook involuntarily, and the two thieves next to him hurriedly went over to hug him.
"It should be seen, it should be seen, I want to see what kind of virtue this kid has become now!"
Han Hu laughed and let the two thieves help him out. Shen Luo waited for Han Hu for a while, followed him and walked out.
Outside the hall, the bandit A was telling Zheng Fat Man a joke, what was funny to say, as long as the fat man laughed, he would inevitably be beaten. In the past few tens of minutes, Zheng Fatzi's head has grown a lot.
Shen Luo walked out and looked at it for a long time before he recognized this big-headed baby as Zheng Shuangzhe.
Alas, I'll go, I thought I drank too much, what's going on with his head, will it get bigger when the sun shines? Shen Luo wondered in his heart.
"your uncle!"
Zheng Fatzi glared at Shen Luo fiercely with his eyes, and scolded wildly in his heart, but he didn't dare to speak. During this time, the bandit armor's intensive training on him had made Zheng Shuangzhe fall into the forefront without saying a word.
Therefore, Zheng Fatzi, who has achieved a little success, now begins to concentrate on practicing killing people with his eyes.
"Who is this, this person?" Han Hu stood beside Shen Luo and stared at Zheng Fatzi for a long time.
"He is the 'everything cool' (Fan Shishuang), the distant nephew of Fan's shopkeeper." Bandit A replied.
"Oh?"
Han Hu squinted his eyes and looked at it carefully for a long time, and shook his head, "It's really the face of a person in the official mansion, you see this big head and thick neck, at first glance, he looks like a bastard who drinks and drinks all day long!" ”
These words made the corners of Zheng Fatzi's mouth twitch.
I'm Tmd, is this being beaten by your subordinates, this thief has a personal vendetta, someone cares about it, and no one cares!
Zheng Shuangzhe really wanted to explain to Han Hu. It's a pity that the thief armor's one look made Zheng Shuangzhe tremble and didn't dare to squeak. Talking can sometimes be dangerous!
"Humph! It's uncomfortable to look at this fat man with big ears and big ears, come on, cut off one of his hands for me, and send it to the shopkeeper Fan later, so that I can ask for a ransom! Han Hu's slightly narrowed eyes flashed with coldness, and he suddenly shouted.
"Okay!" The bandit replied happily, and went to the side to get a knife.
Shen Luo's heart froze, he didn't expect Han Hu to act so soon? Shen Luo can make Zheng Fatzi suffer a little crime, endure some hardship, and help delay time. But he must not sit back and watch Zheng Shuangzhe be cut!
"Han Dang, this is not good, after all-" Shen Luo hurriedly spoke.
"My brother has a point!" As a result, before Shen Luo finished speaking, Han Hu's voice was an octave higher, "One hand is too cheap for this grandson, cut two!" ”
I'll go, Shen Luo has a black line on his face, I don't mean this, can you listen to me.
"Han is in charge, this is not-" Shen Luo hurriedly spoke again.
"That's right!" Han Hu slapped his thigh and shouted at the bandit armor with a drunken madness, "Then add another foot!" ”
Shen Luo was speechless, can we still talk together, it seems that this person has really drunk too much.
"Han is in charge—" Shen Luo smiled bitterly.
"One more foot!" Han Hu is full of pride.
"Han—" Shen Luo spoke for the fourth time.
"Uncle Han, Shen Luo, you are a living animal, can you stop talking!" On the stake, Zheng Fat finally couldn't help but roar. The conversation between these two people simply drove him crazy, and the bandit armor over there was already sharpening his knife, and he couldn't wait for it.
What's wrong with you, do you have to end up being cut into sticks if you do a hidden mission?
"I see that you kid is looking for death, what kind of place is this, what kind of person is in front of you, you dare to scream, I let you call!" The bandit armor was violent, and when he rushed over, he slashed directly at Zheng Fatzi's arm.
"Oooooooo
All around, there were bandits who watched the excitement and coaxed, and they were happy to see blood and wailing.
"Bang!"
But as a result, they saw a completely unexpected scene.
Bandit Armor suddenly lifted his feet off the ground, "flew" on the spot, and his face was tilted to the top of his head. When his feet were more than a foot off the ground, his body was suddenly embraced.
"Boom!"
Immediately after, the bandit armor turned its head down and was directly "planted" to the ground.
It was a stone slab, and it was smashed out of a pit, and the head of the bandit armor was embedded in it, and his two legs were still dangling in mid-air!
The person who caused this qiē was naturally Shen Luo.
In that moment, he struck!
This is Shen Luoci's "continuous general attack" by Professor Sun Xiaoyun in actual combat, diving and impacting, uppercut and big back fall. This set is really smooth to use. Although the [Cold Silk Wrought Iron Glove] that Shen Luo wore on his hand was hidden, the effect was there, and the moment he grabbed the bandit armor, the guy couldn't move at all, and he was allowed to slaughter. Therefore, the combo that Shen Luo cast in an instant could not be cracked at all.
It's just that the bandit armor didn't die because of this, because his HP hasn't been cleared yet.
But even so, the bandit armor was broken.
"What are you doing here?" Han Hu couldn't help but be stunned when he saw this scene, glared at Shen Luo and asked.
He was a little sober now, and he also felt that his order was inappropriate, but Shen Luo's way of acting was too rough, and he directly abolished his subordinates.
So, Han Hu wants a reasonable explanation!
"I'm sorry, I think our cooperation can be terminated!" Shen Luo clapped his hands and said with a smile, "How can I let you move him, after all, he is my brother!" ”
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