Chapter 24: The Mystery of the Orcs
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"I said sad wind......"
"Please call me Likos! My name is Likos! ”
"What do you say, Chrissy, if you are in the orc race, you have to follow the customs of the orcs, and of course you will be sad."
"Who is Chrissy! Subtly mistaken my original name! ”
"Silky, you're so annoying."
"Who the hell is the annoying spirit who deliberately mispronounces people's names over and over again!"
――I have to say that everyone who communicates with Sigma frequently will have a straight increase in their ability to complain.
Likos ...... Oh no, Sad Wind was sitting with Sigmar at the moment, and they had been led by the orcs to the clan settlement. Sigma couldn't help but think that the sad wind had said that the infant mortality rate of orcs was as high as eighty percent, and now it seemed that it was true, because the orcs were celebrating the newborn birth of kobold babies like a festive.
The situation here is more complicated than imagined, kobolds, minotaurs, pigs, tigers...... A group of half-orcs with different heads sat together, cheering and celebrating, holding the newborn kobold babies up in their hands like a pilgrimage, passing them down one by one, looking at the newborn life excitedly and softly, even if it did not have the same bloodline as themselves, they were as happy as if they had children.
- Incidentally, the newborn kobold baby was named "Bloodthirsty Attack", which Sigma felt had already defined the future of the little kobold: a loose rabid carrying the highly lethal rabies virus......
As the host of the celebration, the Great Elder of the Minotaur explained the theme of this celebratory banquet, first, of course, to celebrate the birth of Shun Lì of the "Bloodthirsty Attack", and secondly, to welcome the so-called new human friends to dance with wolves.
The more Sigma felt that the group of orcs was incredibly simple, and after both the Great Elder and the Sad Wind declared that Dancing with Wolves was a good friend of the orcs, almost all of the skeptical and defensive gazes disappeared in favor of irresistible enthusiasm. Roasted game and home-brewed fruit wine poured in like a stream, and Sigma did not shirk it, and the wine came from the wine to the wine, and the meat came from the meat.
Beifeng sighed beside him: "I heard that His Royal Highness is a great nobleman from a pioneering land, and it is indeed the style of a man in the west, he is not pretentious at all, and he is very bold - aren't you afraid of poisoning wine and meat?" ”
"......" Sigma looked at the sad wind like an idiot, "The Potions Department of my alchemy department has obtained an expert license, and the necromancer toxin department has also begun to contact the poisonous Nova spell, I put my hand into the water and use the toxin skill, and in a few minutes I can poison all the creatures in hundreds of square meters of ponds, do you think I will be afraid of poison?" ”
“…… I thought you'd let your guard down and trust the orcs completely. ”
"You are too simple, and no one will unreservedly trust strangers who don't know their roots when they meet at the first meeting, let alone these inhuman races of unknown origin." Sigma rolled her eyes and said unceremoniously, "I'm just interested in them and want to get more information about them, that's all." ”
He glanced at the sad wind holding the chicken leg in his hand, was stunned for a moment, and then said disdainfully: "You actually drink wine and eat meat?" It's the scum of the druids, no wonder they would do such a crazy and shameless thing as a animal! ”
“…… That's why I didn't at all! Grief retorted, and then said dissatisfied, "Why is drinking wine and eating meat the scum of the druids?" That's a strange statement, isn't it? ”
Sigma is equally strange: "Aren't druids vegetarians?" Isn't it the way of nature? ”
"Who says that the way of nature is to stop eating meat? We are not the pretentious little fresh and environmentally friendly forces of the forest elves. The druid's way of nature is to worship nature rather than worship it, and we make ourselves a part of it. Sad Wind shrugged and explained, "The sun shines on everything, providing life for plants, plants thrive, providing food for herbivores, and herbivores become food for carnivores, a link and a chain, organisms have a cycle of birth, old age, sickness and death, creatures will die if they are eaten, and after death, the remnants of the corpses are decomposed by small organisms that are difficult to distinguish with the naked eye, turning into a part of the soil, providing nourishment for a new round of plant breeding, reincarnation, forming a perfect network chain, this is the way of nature we advocate." ”
The druid raised the chicken leg in his hand: "Then why not if the druid becomes an omnivore?" Only the forest elves who are unreasonable and have pointed ears with holes in their heads will point their fingers and scold at this, your sister, the body structure of elves and humans is not very different, they will not starve to death if they eat some fruit and gnaw on tree trunks, maybe they can carry out photosynthesis by burying themselves in the soil, but humans have no strength if they don't eat flesh, and they can only be bullied if they don't have the strength to eat their mother's vegetarian. Damn, so advocating vegetarianism, just let the jackals, tigers and leopards in the forest go to vegetarianism, everyone has become herbivores, and no animal will be hunted by predators, so everyone has a special life, the population has exploded, and their forests have been gnawed away, so that their group of sissies can't even eat vegetarian! ”
Sigma was dumbfounded.
Sad Wind smiled shyly: "Don't look at me like that, these are all told to us by the high priest, and we have to mention it several times a year, and tell us that in the future, when we encounter this kind of brain-dead elf with a hole in the head, we will be beaten once we see it." ”
"Your High Priest has a very reasonable point, and I can't help but be speechless." Sigma nodded, "After all, the dark elves are much more honest than the forest elves, neither pretentious nor pretentious, in good shape, and very unrestrained, very good at playing, and the small picture album published every year is really tsk-tut-tut......"
"Yes, yes!" Sad Wind looked like he had met a confidant, "Does Your Highness also like the book drawn by the master of the dark elves?" Hello! By the way, I prefer ......"
"Stop, stop, I only like the long-legged big-breasted royal sister type, and I haven't had much contact with other heavy tastes, and I haven't even seen the touch-hand type, let alone people and animals." Sigma quietly moved to the side, "I sue you, don't try to brainwash me!" ”
Before he could protest, a strong arm wrapped around his neck and dragged him to fill the wine, and Sigma smiled and declined the invitation of the other pig-headed man to take a sip of the sour grape wine.
He looked at the lively scene around him, different kinds of orcs singing and dancing, they seemed carefree, living a simple and happy life, and leaving a world independent, just like the Taoyuan Township mentioned in his previous life, but, for some reason, Sigma always felt a faint uneasiness, as if he had missed a very important question.
Moreover, how did these orcs appear?
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PS1: Everyone seems to be very curious about the origin of the sad wind terrier, so I will spend a little time talking about it today, and I apologize to friends who are not interested. When you read books online, you often join book friend groups, and similarly, the author also has such a group for us to chat and fart, and discuss how to maximize the word count without angering the reader (hey). In one of the resident groups, I got to know the sad wind. One day, Beifeng told me that he wanted to be famous, wanted to become a well-known writer, and wanted to increase his popularity. Another day, the sad wind died, saying that he wanted to buy me a dragon set in his book, the role positioning is very much, and I don't know if it's a little female dragon or a little male dragon, I heard it, rub, your grandson actually poisoned the...... No, you dare to hack me! No, I have to preemptively. So, I spent half a month intercepting all kinds of brainless words and black history of Sad Wind, and began to create his beast-cross madman character, which was spread in the group intentionally or unintentionally. Soon, the black history of the sad wind with no lower limit shocked everyone, and the black sad wind soon became the entertainment of the whole group, and even the big eyes that were not often bubbling were frightened, so the reputation of the sad wind began to go out of the white jade building and spread to the entire online literature world. In fact, what made the sad wind widely known was the new book of the squirrel, that is, the mad lich. He ruthlessly put the character of Sadness into the book, and then Papasang and others followed suit, and I think you all know about the afterlife. That's right, I was the one who started the Black Wind Movement, and the cause was the tragic wind that came to me...... No, it's that I remember the small and touching wish of "I want to be famous" of Sadness, and as his friend, I tried my best to help him become famous, and the members of Baiyulou united to send Sadness to the headlines. Well, the above is the origin of the tragic wind terrier. By the way, now in the group, every time I mention this past, Beifeng is extremely grateful to me, and even tears and excitement, which is really gratifying, gratifying.
PS2: By the way, ask for recommendations, click for collections......