Chapter 204: Let's take it easy
Goblin technology can be trusted without explosions, especially when it comes to speed, but the 99% explosion rate keeps the customer trust rate of Goblin products hovering between yes and no.
Fortunately, the goblin double sightseeing rocket summoned by Wang Rui was supervised by the Discipline Administration, and after boarding this manufacturer, the rocket did not blow up Wang Rui and Chloe until it reached its destination.
But it's a pity that even with the quality certification ISO9002 the Discipline Administration, Wang Rui still found a strict problem when he was about to arrive at his destination, that is, the brake was broken, or in other words, except for a red button painted with a skull painted on the control console of this rocket, Wang Rui did not find which button was responsible for braking.
When Wang Rui saw that the multi-legged crab version of the mobile fortress urban demon barrier was getting bigger and bigger in front of him, he felt that it was very likely that he would be beaten down by the missile defense system of this Mojia Dazhai when he rushed forward like this, and finally his heart was ruthless, and he smashed his fist on the red button of the skull.
Before Wang Rui could worry about whether the red button was a self-detonation device, the two-person riding sightseeing rocket that received the order stopped in the air with a "boom".
"It's really a pause button, but it's too dangerous to pause so soon, or should I feel that it's really a goblin product." If it weren't for the protective shields opened on the two luxury seats, the forward momentum brought by this sudden braking alone would allow Wang Rui and Chloe to stage a falling movement in the air.
"What's wrong? Lord Wang Rui? The unprepared Chloe hit Wang Rui on the back, and the former terrorist, who had recovered a little from his serious injuries at any cost, rubbed his sore nose and asked.
"Nothing. I'm just figuring out how to dock to the past. "The brakes of the double rocket are braked, the problem is that it doesn't move anymore, no matter how Wang Rui controls it. The twin rocket, with its tail still breathing flames, remained motionless in the air.
The Mojia Dazhai is not far away, but Wang Rui, who knows how big the Mojia Dazhai is, also knows what it means to run a dead horse in Wangshan, although it seems that this mechanical city that walks sideways in the dark area like an octopus is already close in front of him, but if he really walks over, he doesn't know how to go to the Year of the Monkey and the Horse Month.
What's more, this X-53 two-person sightseeing rocket is stagnant in mid-air, and Wang Rui doesn't have such a thing as a parachute. Do you want to jump down, you will definitely fall into a meatloaf before you die, Wang Rui glanced at the small stone mountain under his feet. A little bit of a broken egg thought.
Just when Wang Rui wanted to try whether to give the forty-five degree angle of the operation console of this two-person sightseeing rocket, a shrill sound accompanied by a noise came from the control console.
"What kind of world is this user in, and how has he been connected for so long, copper ...... Rustling....... Attach the signal amplifier. That's right, that's ...... Rustle...... wait, it's not that, that's the detonator, it's ...... Rustling...... yes, one day I'm going to be killed by you clumsy idiot. ”
"......" A big tic-tac-toe appeared on Wang Rui's head, but he didn't expect it to have an SOS roadside assistance system. However, the speaker's standard goblin cavity, how did Wang Rui think that it should be over-expanded next.
As expected, Wang Rui expected. After confirming that the connection was connected, the goblin engineer did not wait for Wang Rui to open his mouth and continued to take the initiative to contact
"We've ...... Rustling...... Your request has been received...... Rustling...... Signal. (Wait, I'm not a distress signal.) )
"But it's clear...... Rustling...... Users: Your region...... Rustling...... We're too far here. ”
It did seem far away, and it took Wang Rui a lot of effort to stop and understand what the goblin engineer meant.
I don't know if it felt too loud in this connection, but after saying the current situation, there was a little silence over there, and a violent explosion came from inside, and then the goblin engineer's voice became clear.
"Ahem...... Okay, the signal amplifier has been installed, but it seems that there is something wrong with my side and I can't accept the signal from your side, fuse, remove the copper plug and find a doctor to help. ”
The standard goblin style, if you don't decide to blow it up, Wang Rui feels that the so-called "something is wrong and I can't accept the signal", the reason must be that the signal receiver over there has been wiped out along with the explosion just now.
"I'm sorry, I'm a little excited, because no customer has ever pressed this button except you." Wang Rui heard a little surprise and surprise in the goblin engineer's tone, and Wang Rui, who instantly felt that something was wrong, heard the goblin engineer continue:
"But it doesn't matter, your problem is our problem, and we will provide you with the most sincere service at any time."
"Given that your location is too far away from us to deliver reinforcements and supplies in time, so that you can get out of the crisis at the most dangerous moment, your X-53 two-person sightseeing rocket must have now successfully transformed into a Blackwater ballistic intercontinental missile."
"As long as you enter the enemy's location into the locking system, you can enjoy the services that our top VIP customers of the Hot Sand Port Group should enjoy."
I have a Thunder Quack, this is really a missile, Wang Rui, who feels that the situation is not good, is hurriedly looking for the pause button on the control console, but unfortunately no matter how Wang Rui operates, the tail flame of the X-53 two-person sightseeing rocket has gradually changed from blue-green to red-orange.
Wang Rui was messed up for a while, and it seemed that he had really uploaded something to the goblin engineer in another world, only to hear the goblin engineer say in a strange tone: "Huh? Coordinates can't be resolved? ”
"Won't it be manipulated? Users, when you use it, pay attention to the manual...... Oh yes, I don't seem to put the manual in...... fuse! You remember to put the instruction manual in the delivery box next time. ”
Hearing this, Wang Rui raised his head and covered his head with his hands, looking unbearable to look at directly, sure enough, compared to unreliable, even the Mo family in this world is far inferior to the goblins of Azeroth.
"Okay, dear users, due to some force majeure factors, we can't know the coordinates and directions of your enemy, but it's okay, please trust the scientific and technological strength of our Hot Sand Port Group, and please trust any goods you buy from the Hot Sand Port Trade Group."
"Because our slogan is, if there are difficulties, we must go up, and if there are no difficulties, we must also go up if we create difficulties!"
As if this inexplicable slogan gave the completely unreliable goblin engineer great confidence, the tone on the other side of the microphone burst into flames:
"Now turn on the Silkworm Baby Auto Claim Function, Standby Clause!"
"Pick the big one!"
As soon as the goblin engineer's voice fell, the sightseeing rocket piloted by Wang Rui, which had been transformed into a Blackwater ballistic intercontinental missile, shook suddenly, and then swayed in the air for a while, looking for the target that the backup enemy search function should lock, and finally aimed at the Mo family's Dazhai demon barrier that was slowly approaching him with a mechanical foot in Wang Rui's frightened eyes. ,
"Dear passengers, please abide by the second article of the passenger code I just made, fasten your parachute and prepare to eject, uh, I don't seem to have an ejection seat installed, forget it, skip to the last step of the employee code."
"What is the first one? What is the first one? Wang Rui complained a little panicked, and at the same time wanted to unbuckle his seat belt, because it didn't matter if he was blown up, anyway, there was Brother Chun again, the problem was that Chloe behind him couldn't enjoy the effect of the resurrection coin now.
The goblin engineer on the other side of the microphone seemed to turn to the last page of the employee's hand, cleared his throat, and said in a gentle tone that was completely opposite to the bloody voice just now:
"Thank you for using the high-tech crystallization X-53 double sightseeing rocket of Heat Studio, a subsidiary of Hot Sand Group, if you are lucky enough to survive, remember to give a good review in our Taobao store."
Wang Rui, who found that the seat belt was also locked, could only roar when he watched the double sightseeing rocket he was riding rush towards the demon barrier of the Mo family Dazhai at a speed that was a few points faster than just now:
"Good praise for your sister!!" (To be continued......)