Chapter 24 100 Balls is Just the Starting Point! (Guaranteed 1)
Chapter 24 100 Balls, Just the Starting Point!
"100 balls! It was Shaq's hundredth league goal! Counting the three seasons he spent with Leeds United and scoring these 100 league goals, Shaq only took three seasons and three months! This...... I can't put into words the miracle that Shaq has done! Great miracle! ”
As the United fans cheered at Old Trafford, the commentator began to dream: "Now I want Shaq to play for us at Manchester United, and I'm sure he's going to score 200 league goals, 300, 400!" Because Shaq's goal percentage is so impressive, this season is only his 10th league game, but he has already scored 14 league goals! Maybe...... Well, not maybe, I'm sure Shaq will be the top scorer in the history of our English football! He has scored 159 goals for the club so far! He also scored 26 goals in the national team! This goal rate ...... It's terrifying! ”
Manchester United's stars also threw themselves at Shaq's admiration this time, and the "little fat" ran behind Shaq even more in a hurry, waiting for Shaq and Simon? After Grayson hugged him, he turned around to see Rooney, and when he was about to hug him, "Chubby" pushed him, then knelt down on one knee, grabbed Shaq's right foot and put it on his knee, and reached out to wipe it......
Belch!
Shaq was stunned for a moment, and then his heart was moved...... Holy! Wayne, do you want that? Didn't buddy just play a few times with you in group P, and gave you a bit of a teammate bonus, are you like this!?
After Rooney stood up and hugged Shaq, Nani joined in the fun, grabbing Shaq's left foot and wiping it up. Shaq's eyes are wet...... These two bastards! These two fucking kinky scoundrels! How did Lao Tzu move!
At the beginning, Shaq played with Rooney and Nani with a simple purpose, but from this moment on, Shaq's mentality has changed, and he really regards these two "prostitutes" as good brothers now!
When Nani stood up, the three lewd guys hugged each other again. The other people who watched it were also laughing, and they still had doubts in their hearts, these three people ...... How did you have such a deep friendship so quickly?
Rooney is a very fucked guy at all, fights on the court are commonplace, and they don't stop off the court, either he was caught playing prostitute or he had trouble with Colleen, Nani is also full of personality, just because he likes sticky balls, and the "old man" didn't pick him up at the beginning. But this kid is still what he should be, but looking at Nani now, it's really like he said to Shaq in the air, "If Shaq comes, I won't stick to the ball."
Now Shaq and Rooney are called the "twin stars of Manchester United", which is also because the two of them are indeed the propellers of the "Red Devils", but if Nani's form is getting better and better, it may become the "Manchester United troika".
Nani's status...... Of course, no problem!
Shaq's current teammates have 96 bonus attribute points, and the average score for Rooney and Nani is 48 points. That's enough to make them 30% stronger than their usual normal!
With 23 minutes played, Shaq drew three Stoke defenders in the middle of the box. Ganso on the left crosses the ......
The Brazilian's cross was a thief, the ball arced diagonally from the left and fell from behind the three Stoke City defenders into the small penalty area on the right side of Stoke City!
Nani, who ran to this position, just poked the ball with his toes, and then the score became 2:0!
"The ball is in! Nani! Nice back point outflanking! Ganso's subtle pass! It's so imaginative, the Brazilian took Shaq's deterrent power to the extreme. What a great pass! Hey, I can't figure it out, how Simon? Is Grayson's approach to his players so fantastic? This season, he first transformed Ganso into a defensive midfielder, but at that time, Ganso's performance can only be said to be ordinary, but when Simon? Grayson pushes Ganso into the left winger position. The characteristics of the Brazilian were brought into full play, breakthroughs, passing, awareness...... Ganso has scored just two goals this season, but he has nine assists...... Well, it's 10 now! Just Simon? Grayson's clever way of employing people is really not comparable to Moyes! A handsome is a handsome after all! ”
The commentator's words are indeed not exaggerated at all, Rooney and Nani's excellent performance this season can be said to be related to Shaq, but Ganso's play is really Simon? Grayson's coaching ability is a direct reflection of Ganso's ability to score 3 goals and 5 assists in 38 games last season, and last season he scored 32 games for Manchester United without scoring and only 14 assists, but this season Ganso has scored 2 goals and 10 assists in 12 games.
On 30 minutes, Ganso did it again when Robin van Persie cut inside on the right and slipped the ball to Shaq at the top of the Stoke penalty area, who was once again caught in the middle of the opposition's three players, with the two centre-backs and Honduran defender Palacios forming a triangle.
Shakra opened the frame and made a long-range shot, and the two central defenders immediately closed to block the eye, but Shaq's right foot unloaded the power at the moment of touching the ball, and the ball was sent to the left side of the penalty area with a gentle push of the arch of his foot.
The fast Ganso ran up, the ball Shaq passed just right, Ganso could shoot directly with his feet, but the Stoke City right-back Luke, who ran in with him, reached out and dragged Ganso down......
"Di---"
There is no doubt about such an obvious foul...... Penalty kick!
Originally, the first penalty taker in the Manchester United team was "Little Fat" Rooney, but this time Rooney generously handed the picked up ball to Shaq: "Man, you've scored 100 goals, this time increase your league goals to 101!" Tell those idiots how capable you really are! Hahahaha......"
What else can Shaq say in the face of Rooney's kindness, this is the friendship between brothers!
Swinging the ball to the penalty spot, Shaq didn't run, and stood in front of the ball with his waist pinched. His explosiveness really doesn't need to use the run-up to accelerate his shots, but this also makes the goalkeeper who defends the penalty more uncomfortable, and there is no way to judge by the opponent's run-up, so he can only rely on intuition!
But...... Intuition this thing has a fart use when facing Shaq's vigorous slamming of the door!?
"Bang!"
Shaq stood in front of the ball and flicked his right leg. The ball flew to the bottom left corner of the Stoke City goal, and Stoke City's Bosnian goalkeeper Bogovic also fell to the right, but he judged the right direction, but he didn't even touch the edge of the ball, the speed was ...... That power...... I really can't stop it!
“GOAL!!!!!!!!!!! 3:0! Brace! Shaq's 101st goal was born! It's unimaginable that Shaq crossed the 100-goal mark in one game! Is...... Is...... Alas, I don't think any words of praise are enough to show how good Shaq is, that he is the embodiment of God on the green field! £50 million! Hah, this time we really earned it! ”
Truly. This time Manchester United really earned it, after scoring a brace in the first half, Shaq scored another brace in the second half, increasing his goal tally in the game to four!
On 53 minutes, Shaq tried to get the ball at the top of the box, but the Stoke City player knocked him down, but after paying a yellow card, he still couldn't stop Shaq's goal.
The top of the opponent's big penalty arc. This has always been the "Shaq penalty area", Shaq's free kick. It flew straight past the left side of Stoke's wall, then grazed the inside of the left post and into the goal, all the goalkeeper could do was turn his head and send the ball over the goal line again...... At 4:0, Shaq is capped!
On 72 minutes, Shaq played a one-two with Ganso on the left and then outside the box on the left side of Stoke City. There were still thirty-six or seven meters away from the goal, and suddenly he shot from a distance!
This time, Stoke City's two centre-backs had no chance to keep it out and watched as the ball flew in front of them.
The ball sliced through the air and into the top left corner of the Stoke City goal...... 5:0!
"Oh God! The ball is in again! Typical 'Shaq GOAL'! Happy seniors! Shaq not only crossed the league 100-goal mark in this game. And in one fell swoop, he increased his league goal tally to 103! That's really ...... That's really ...... Magical Shaq! God on the green field! ”
In the thunderous Old Trafford stadium, the commentator held his head in his hands and looked incredible.
In the stands, the "old man" looked at Shaq on the field, and a complicated look flashed in his eyes, this old man was jealous of Simon in his heart? Grayson's good fortune, if he had such a fierce general as Shaq at the beginning, maybe he would not have retired after leading Manchester United to win the championship with difficulty, and Manchester United would definitely be able to become the "seven champions" who made history!
This Shaq ...... It's really amazing!
Just three minutes before Shaq's "big four", United were given a chance to take a corner from the left, and Flaney, who ran up, smashed the ball into the Stoke City goal with an explosive head...... 6:0!
The score of 6:0 finally satisfied the "Red Devils", and the "Big Four Happiness" really let Shaq's desire to score be vented, and this score was maintained until the end of the game.
At the post-match press conference, Simon? Asked what he thought of Shaq's 100th league goal under him, Shaq's true mentor laughed: "100 goals? Is it difficult? 100 goals are really nothing for Shaq, who treats scoring goals as a breath of air, and this is just a starting point for Shaq to conquer the world! By the way, you seem to have forgotten that Shaq has scored ...... league goals right now 103 of them! ”
The reporters in the audience looked at each other, their previous thinking was still stuck in whether Shaq could score his 100th league goal in the game, and now they noticed the problem, Shaq has reached 103 goals, this game ...... Shaq staged the "Big Four Happiness"!
Maybe...... No, the truth is like Simon? 100 league goals, as Grayson puts it, is just a starting point for Shaq to conquer the world, nothing more.
I went out for another day today, and I came back at more than eight o'clock in the evening, and the guarantee of 2 and 270 plus more will be solved, but the time will be a little later, so let me tell you first, in addition, is there a monthly pass? If you don't have a commuter pass, you can use a referral ticket that doesn't cost money! Give it some...... Hey Hey (To be continued......)