Chapter Eighty-Four: The Lich of Bad Taste and Wang Rui
"I said, isn't there a banquet, where is the banquet that I said it was supposed to be?"
Wang Rui, who walked down from the Hongguang Bridge, looked at the luxuriously decorated room in front of him, which was almost the same as the legendary Principal Wang's former residence, and questioned the magic mirror butler with a formula smile on his face.
Ignoring Chloe, who was sparkling with starry eyes, and pointing to the room that was still filled with water vapor, Wang Rui walked with a synchronization rate of 400 percent:
"Also, this is obviously a bathhouse, okay, if you have any dissatisfaction with me, you can directly say it."
"Wow, the lich's bath really exists!" didn't care about Wang Rui's rampage, and Chloe, whose eyes had completely flashed and sparkled, said in an incredulous tone.
"What, the Lich's Bath? What do you mean? Wang Rui, who didn't understand why Chloe was this reaction, asked strangely.
"Legend has it that the undead empire in the Northland is the country with the most hot springs in the world, and those lichs are hot spring lovers, I always thought that the legend of the polar hot springs was fictional, but I didn't expect it to be true." Chloe, who hadn't taken a comfortable hot bath for many years, said with a look of amazement.
"Wait, what are you talking about, the lich is a hot spring lover?" Wang Rui couldn't help but make up a bunch of bones in his brain and take a bath in the ice and snow hot spring.
It's not so much a bath as a bone broth stew.
"That's true, my family is also a hot spring lover, after all, soaking in the cold and snowy northland hot springs is the highest enjoyment in the world." The Magic Mirror Butler, who didn't know when there was an extra towel in his hand, smiled and continued:
"This is the hot spring that my family built with the help of his own power to introduce the water of the Imperial Hot Spring Holy Land Hot Spring Pool."
"Does the bone frame feel the temperature?" Wang Rui's starting point in looking at problems is always unexpected.
"It seems that you have some misunderstandings about adults, and you can keep your mental image world in the world forever, how can my family adults not do things that ordinary legends can do to reshape their bodies." As the Magic Mirror Butler spoke, a row of ghostly banshees wearing maid outfits and transparent bodies appeared behind him.
"Oh, I see, I see." Wang Rui tried to suppress his urge to lift the table, and then asked, "Then what are you bringing us here for, won't it be a hot spring banquet?" β
While saying these words, Wang Rui was completely unaware of his current gender problem.
"Of course not." Cheng DΓΉ, who said that the adults of his family had not yet fallen to the hot spring government, the magic mirror butler said: "My lord just asked the two of you to wash the dust and change into suitable clothes, and then participate in the welcome ceremony prepared for you." β
"I don't think it's that much trouble...... bar. Lowering his head and glancing at his clothes, which can only be considered to be worn, but definitely not good-looking, thinking of some things encountered on the earth before the crossing, Wang Rui nodded and said helplessly: "Then let the guest take care of the host." β
As soon as he finished speaking, he heard a "pop" sound, and Chloe, who was still beside him, had already jumped into the hot spring pool of at least hundreds of square meters, leaving only a piece of clothes from the inside out.
Some waterfalls glanced at the ladies on the ground**, Wang Rui raised his head and looked at the magic mirror housekeeper very seriously and strictly, and asked, "Is there a male bath?" β
"The adults only built one, after all, bringing water into the pond from thousands of miles away is not so simple for adults. Help," the Magic Mirror butler said as he instructed the ghost banshee beside him to help Wang Rui untie his clothes
"It's extravagant." This ingredient is definitely in the black five categories, but why is there an inexplicable envy and jealousy in my heart?
Wang Rui also once wanted to dig a swimming pool in his yard, but as a result, hehe, that swimming pool currently has a lot of lotus water lilies or something.
As for this kind of hot spring water repair from thousands of miles away, even Rothschild or Principal Wang's family is not so exaggerated, Wang Rui's family is not as rich as that kind of Cheng dΓΉ.
Looking at the sculpture in the center of the bath that was still flowing with boiling hot spring water, Wang Rui, who had to sigh that the magic world was good, stopped the ghost banshee who was about to serve him and said, "I'll get it myself." β
Taking off the coat that he had just put on not long ago, loosening the blonde single ponytail inherited from the game character, Wang Rui, who was not as excited as Chloe, walked into the bath, lay down beside Chloe and looked at the other party and said:
"Okay figure."
"Bang!" It's the sound of a wooden stick hitting the head from nowhere.
"It hurts, okay?" Touching the swollen bag on his head, Wang Rui said with an innocent expression.
"I know I'm not as good as you, so I don't need you to remind me so bluntly." Also when Wang Rui entered the pool, Chloe, who looked at the female knight version of Wang Rui's figure, said unwillingly.
"No way, it's innate." As a female character with the default body type of the game, coupled with the heroic appearance brought by the paladin profession, Chloe can't catch up with Wang Rui's current appearance purely from the appearance and figure.
However, Wang Rui's more tangled thing is that Chloe did not show the slightest shyness caused by the mixed bath.
"Anyway, I'm a man, at least I'm a man, can't you show a little bit of girl's reserve?" Half-lying down, slightly closed eyes enjoying the pool water with just the right temperature, Wang Rui asked strangely.
"There's nothing to worry about." Chloe put on the same pose and said with a look of enjoyment: "In the past, when I went on a mission, it was good to have the opportunity to take a bath, and I often encountered it when I washed it once every ten days and a half months. β
"yes." Having said that, Wang Rui still felt all kinds of weirdness, but Wang Rui, who habitually didn't think too much, didn't continue to delve into it, but remembered the inhuman experience he had when he first crossed into this world.
"I remember when you say that, I haven't been in a bath for almost two years." As a person who will die if he doesn't soak in the hot springs in winter, Wang Rui said in a nostalgic tone.
"I haven't been in a hot spring for more than ten years, and I've never been in this kind of hot spring in the Northland." Chloe closed her eyes and enjoyed it for a while, and suddenly shouted, "In Wangrui." β
"It's right next to you." Turning his head sideways, he glanced at Chloe's hair mixed with black hair that proved his advanced human blood, Wang Rui didn't know why Chloe suddenly shouted to himself.
"What do you think the military lich wants to do to us?" Chloe said in a slightly worried tone.
Glancing at the ghost maid who was around him, Wang Rui shrugged his shoulders and said, "There shouldn't be any danger, if you have malicious intentions, do you need to be so troublesome?" β
Although he had been fighting with that lich for less than a while, Wang Rui could also feel that the other party was following the concept of pragmatism, and if he really had bad intentions for himself, then it would be more realistic to bury the two of them directly than to beat around the bush.
"When you say that, I'm relieved." Chloe said as if determined: "Even if you lose your strength, I will protect you, even if my power is so insignificant to you." β
"What are you doing so seriously all of a sudden?" Wang Rui didn't know why Chloe would react this way.
"I'm serious."
"Well, well, forget it, don't worry, I'm very reliable." Wang Rui, who had a lot of resurrection coins, said: "Also, don't leave me in the future." β
Even if he hangs up, as long as he hangs by Wang Rui's side and doesn't exceed ten seconds, Wang Rui can let others follow him as Brother Xinchun.
"Huh?" Chloe, who misunderstood the meaning of Wang Rui's words, turned slightly red, and then returned to normal and said, "Okay, Lord Wang Rui." β
"Forget it, adults or something, just call me by name." Wang Rui added in his heart that it was quite cool to be called an adult by his sister, and the evil taste buried in his heart resurfaced at this time: "Wait." β
"What?"
"If I appear to you in any other way in the future, like now, please call me another name." The full of bad taste is activating.
βοΌ Other appearances, are you ...... Wang Rui" Thinking of Wang Rui saying that his version of the female knight was just a memory in his dream, Chloe, who had not seen the incarnation version of the Empress of the Storm Wang Rui, asked in surprise.
"Don't worry about the details." Without explaining anything, Wang Rui continued: "It's just a matter of changing the name and distinguishing it." β
"What's the name?"
"Wang Yao" maximizes the bad taste, and the copycat name behavior is completed.
"Okay, Lord Wang Rui." Chloe, who didn't understand what the name meant, said strangely, but also compliantly.
"Shout again." Suddenly stood out of the hot spring pool, but Wang Rui, who had a feeling of dizziness, fell back into the hot spring water of a pool.
"Ah, yes, Wang, Lord Wang Yao."
"Haha, just kidding, don't take it seriously, don't take it seriously."
"Dong" came from an unknown wooden stick and hit someone's head again.
"Wang Yao?" The two who were very moral and did not peep at the bath with the water curtain spell, but just eavesdropped on the conversation between Wang Rui and Chloe, and said thoughtfully: "Is this your real name?" β
"Or is this your name as a Heroic Spirit?"