Red Dust Inn Chapter 50 Donkey rolling
"I thought you wanted me to play with you something. I didn't expect you to ask me to fight with you, this is too uncreative, right? Zhao Zheng smiled dumbly.
"We've all learned martial arts, and we're not too young, so why don't we fight? Have you ever played home? Let me play your mom and you play my son? Li Zhenzhen obviously wanted to make up for the loss she had just suffered, and even wanted to make Zhao Zheng suffer in turn.
It's a pity that Zhao Zheng doesn't like to suffer losses, especially if he doesn't want to suffer this kind of loss. He shook his head and said, "You are so young that you can't pretend to be my mother, but it's no problem to play my daughter-in-law." ”
"Phew, shameless."
"A man who wants face can't marry a daughter-in-law."
"I'm not going to fight with you, I'm going to do it with you." Li Zhenzhen raised one foot, stretched her fingers forward, pointed directly at Zhao Zheng's nose, replaced the sword with her fingers, and posed as a fairy guiding the way.
"Do you have to do it?"
"You have to do it."
"Can't you be a lady?"
"I want to be a chivalrous woman."
"Okay, then you can do it." Zhao Zheng knew that he couldn't beat Li Zhenzhen, so Suo Xìng lay on his back on the ground and arranged in a large font. It would undoubtedly stain his clothes, but he let it go. When a man deals with a woman, he has to get out of the way.
Li Zhenzhen looked at Zhao Zheng lying on the ground, stomped her feet angrily, and was forced to put away her posture, she was a "woman", she couldn't do anything with the person lying down, which was really ungraceful. Besides, if one of her daughters' family pushes and fights with a lying man, it is really indecent. Although she is simple and cheerful, she is not so simple and cheerful that she is not reserved at all.
"You get up, you get up, I'll fight you again!" Li Zhenzhen ordered.
"What I practice is 'husband and wife mandarin ducks are sleeping together', this boxing method specializes in women, if you are not convinced, you can come and try it, I have to beat your nose crooked." Zhao Zheng couldn't help but laugh, and spoke in a serious tone, as if there was really such a boxing technique in the world.
"Don't talk nonsense, what husband and wife, what mandarin ducks, so shameless. I tell you, you get up and fight me, or I'll do it." ”
"Okay, I admit that I made up this boxing technique temporarily, but since lying down is also beaten, and standing up is also beaten, I might as well lie down and be beaten, at least this can be more comfortable. Alas, this fist should be renamed again. It's called 'lying down, comfortable, depressed, and beaten'. Zhao Zheng sighed, with a generous posture of going to death.
"Don't worry, I won't beat you hard, we're faking it, it's time to stop, I won't cripple you, absolutely not. You better get up. Li Zhenzhen swore and said.
"You even said the word 'crippled', do I dare to get up?"
"Even a girl is afraid, are you a man?"
"Agitation didn't work for me. Besides, you yourself said that only villains and women are difficult to raise, you are better than villains, and I am afraid that you will not be ashamed. Zhao Zheng has the attitude that a dead pig is not afraid of boiling water.
"If you're afraid of me, it's not fun."
"If it's funny for you, I'm miserable......"
"Well, you really don't fight me?"
"I don't like to be beaten."
"Oh well. I won't force you, get up. Let's play something else. Li Zhenzhen beckoned.
"Really?"
"Really."
Zhao Zheng got up, but as soon as he got up, Li Zhenzhen's two willow eyebrows curled, and he was about to make a move. Zhao Zheng's eyes were quick, and he lay down again without saying a word. Li Zhenzhen's sword finger stabbed in the air, she stomped her foot angrily, hesitated a few times, and was still embarrassed to kick over.
"You lied to me, this time I said that I wouldn't get up at all, just sleep here." Zhao Zheng yawned.
"Okay. Then you sleep. It's also fun to see you lying on the ground. Li Zhenzhen withdrew her finger and said hatefully.
Zhao Zheng ignored Li Zhenzhen, and really lay on the ground and fell asleep, and it didn't take long for a slight snoring sound to sound.
As a man, you must be happy to watch beautiful women sleep, but it is another thing for women to watch men sleep. At first, Li Zhenzhen liked to watch Zhao Zheng lying on the ground, but after a long time, she couldn't stand it anymore and felt more and more bored.
"Hey, you get up. I really won't fight you this time, just get up and talk to me. Li Zhenzhen leaned down and raised her hand to nudge Zhao Zheng's shoulder a few times.
"I'm sleeping, I can't talk to you." Zhao Zheng said with his eyes closed.
"Aren't you talking to me right now?" Li Zhenzhen laughed angrily.
"This is not talking, this is snoring, does Ling Zun also like to sleep and snore?"
"Zhao Zheng, if you provoke me like this again, I will really do it, don't think that I won't dare to beat you if you lie down." Li Zhenzhen pushed Zhao Zheng hard.
"Okay, I won't mess with you, I'll sleep ......"
"Don't sleep, you get me up." Li Zhenzhen finally found an interesting person, how could she let it go easily. She grabbed Zhao Zheng's clothes and lifted Zhao Zheng up, which was definitely one of the most pungent things she had ever done.
"Even if you get me up, I won't do anything with you." Zhao Zheng stood firm.
"If you don't fight, you won't fight, let's play something else, as long as we can relieve boredom, I'm not idle." Li Zhenzhen let go of her hand and took a step back.
"Okay, as long as you don't fight, I'll accompany you for everything else."
"Then you have an idea to help me relieve my boredom."
Zhao Zheng raised his hand and rubbed his chin, thinking that instead of wasting time playing around, it was better to do something more useful. Li Zhenzhen's light skills are also good, it is better to take this opportunity to let Li Zhenzhen guide him to practice light skills, maybe he can steal some art and learn some skills of chasing the wind and mandarin ducks.
"Then let's play and practice." Zhao Zheng happily proposed.
"You can figure it out, what's so fun about practicing." Li Zhenzhen was not interested in the slightest.
"It's fun. We can practice 'husband and wife mandarin duck big quilt sleeping together' together. ”
"You're beautiful. I'm going to be so angry if you keep your mouth shut. ”
"Okay. I'm serious, you're idle anyway, it's better to point out my light skills, and it's time to play. Zhao Zheng stopped joking and said seriously.
"Teach you martial arts...... Li Zhenzhen's beautiful eyes turned, she thought about it, and nodded, "It's not impossible, but when I teach you, you have to be obedient, and you will do whatever I tell you to do." ”
"Of course I'm going to be obedient if you teach me something, but you have to promise me one thing."
"Say it. What's up. ”
"You can't teach me indiscriminately, this kind of thing is not a joke, and if you practice wrong, something will happen."
"Don't worry, for Sister Shen's sake, I can't hurt you. Besides, I'm a chivalrous woman, how could I do such a thing. Li Zhenzhen pointed to the open space in front of her, "You practice two laps of footwork first, I'll see how you do with light skills, and then I will guide you." ”
Zhao Zheng said that he would practice and ran around Li Zhenzhen, but he failed to use his internal force in the process of running, and the effect of Luo Yanbu did not come into play.
Li Zhenzhen was stunned for a moment, and then burst out laughing, laughing so much that the flowers and branches trembled, and her eyes were watery, which was very exaggerated.
"Isn't it just a lap, are you smiling like this?" Zhao Zheng was not happy and stopped.
"You...... No...... Light Gong ......" Li Zhenzhen hiccuped with a smile, "You...... This is...... Donkey rolling. ”
"Nonsense, if I practice well, do I still need your guidance?" Zhao Zheng glared at Li Zhenzhen, and now it was his turn to be angry.
"Don't get excited, I won't laugh after a while." Li Zhenzhen laughed for a long time before stopping, and said with deep satisfaction, "Okay, teaching you light skills is far more interesting than I imagined." You run one more lap and let me have fun again. ”
Zhao Zheng has always been very thin-skinned, and he can't stand the shame the most, so he immediately didn't want to let Li Zhenzhen teach him anymore, waved his hand and said: "My son won't play with you anymore, you like to find whoever you like." ”
"Don't go, don't go, can't I stop laughing at you, you run another lap, I promise to guide you." Li Zhenzhen hurriedly grabbed Zhao Zheng.
"Don't you laugh anymore?" Zhao Zheng asked.
"Promise not to laugh, I've laughed enough."
"That's good. Give you another chance. ”
After Zhao Zheng finished speaking, he ran another lap, but before he could finish running, Li Zhenzhen laughed again. As soon as he heard the laughter, he immediately stopped and said angrily: "I don't need you to teach." ”
"Don't go, I see that your slow appearance is so funny, so I can't help it, I've laughed enough now, and I'm definitely not laughing anymore." Li Zhenzhen stopped Zhao Zheng and soaked it for a long time, but she kept Zhao Zheng behind.
Zhao Zheng had no choice but to run again, but fortunately, this time Li Zhenzhen really stopped laughing at him.
"Xiao Zhao, you don't have any light skills on you at all, how can I guide you? Don't let me pass on my light skills to you. Li Zhenzhen asked.
"I don't need you to teach me, my sister has already passed on light skills to me, but I've only learned it for a day and can't use it." Zhao Zheng replied.
"I see, no wonder you run like a donkey." Li Zhenzhen folded her arms around her chest and said triumphantly, "But it doesn't matter, I'm here, I guarantee that you will be enlightened at once and master the method of using light skills as soon as possible." ”
"Okay, what are you going to do with me?"
"Which meridian are you taking in this light skill?"
"yīn 跷pulse."
"Most of the light skills go through the eight veins of this strange meridian, and so does my family's light skills. It just so happens that I am very familiar with the eight veins of this strange meridian, and you are lucky to be a kid, if it is replaced by other meridians, I am not very familiar with it. ”
Zhao Zheng didn't speak, waiting for Li Zhenzhen's next words.
Li Zhenzhen paused and continued: "The most difficult thing in the implementation of light work is to use it wholeheartedly, take into account the action, and operate the internal force. Another difficult point is that the internal force will be hindered between the acupuncture points, and whenever the internal force runs to the acupuncture points, you have to be careful. Li Zhenzhen said and walked to Zhao Zheng, raised her hand to the center of Zhao Zheng's eyebrows, "Do you know what kind of acupuncture point this is?" ”
"Yintang Acupoint?" Zhao Zheng and Li Zhenzhen were too close, and they already smelled the unique fragrance of Li Zhenzhen's daughter's home.
"Well, this is one of the outer acupoints of the Qi Sutra, but all the light skills of walking the yīn seesaw vein will be affected by this acupoint. In addition to this acupuncture point, there are many acupuncture points, which I will point out to you in turn. When you do the exercises in the future, remember to pay attention to these acupuncture points, as long as you don't go stubble, you can successfully move the internal force and send out the effect of light work. Li Zhenzhen pointed her fingers down, first on the nose, then on the corner of the mouth, and whenever she hit a place, she said the name of an acupuncture point.
Zhao Zheng wrote down the acupuncture points pointed out by Li Zhenzhen by heart, and confirmed it with his own feeling when he exercised, and found that what Li Zhenzhen said was indeed true, and when he exercised, he often had problems on these acupuncture points.
Li Zhenzhen followed the acupuncture points of the yīn seesaw vein one by one, and her body naturally squatted down, and her white fingers gradually fell near Zhao Zheng's lower abdomen, and they were still falling down.
Zhao Zheng suddenly noticed that something was wrong, and felt that the posture between him and Li Zhenzhen was a little awkward, which was really like a certain position that often appeared in films from a certain country. He was about to say it immediately to remind Li Zhenzhen, but it seemed a little late.
I saw Li Zhenzhen's finger a little down, and he rushed towards Zhao Zheng's crotch, and he was about to poke it on it, but it was not a place for her daughter's family to poke casually! [bookid=2667760,bookname="Super WeChat"]