Chapter 207: Super Kidney Power

"Are you really not cold?"

Looking at Yu Lian's lonely figure and bleak figure in the wind, Gu Chen asked suspiciously.

Yu Lian shrugged his shoulders and said, "Actually, this is similar to the feeling when you are upside down, the blood in your whole body is gushing into your head, aren't you dizzy?" Of course you get dizzy, but the truth is, when a quirk becomes a habit, it doesn't matter......"

Hearing Yu Lian say this, Gu Chen replied without giving him face at all, "Wrong, I'm really not dizzy when I do a handstand!" β€œ

Yu Lian pouted, "That's your brain deformity, right?" β€œ

Gu Chen rolled his eyes, "What about you?" Wear so little, degeneration of sensory organs? "Wrong!" Yu Forsythia raised his chin and said, "I'm not afraid of the cold, it's because I have super kidney power, and besides, this habit of mine has a bigger advantage than you always like to be head-down, which is extremely good for the game......"

Gu Chen didn't understand it anymore. "It's great for the game, where's it?" "Hey, hey!"

Yu Lian let out a sneer, "With your experience, you should have had the experience of wearing adult diapers in order not to interrupt the competition when participating in the Super Long Time Challenge." Sue sΓΉ you, after training to have super kidney power, Lao Tzu can sit quietly for a day and a night without moving...... ""I'll go!" β€œ

Gu Chen almost didn't bite off his tongue when he spit out these two words, but he still couldn't help but blurt out and asked, "Big brother, let me ask again, apart from being able to sit quietly for a day and a night, do you have any other skills that can last for a day and a night?" "Hey, hey!"

Yu Lian sneered again. "Of course, there are many, and some can even last more than just a day and a night......" "For example?"

Gu Chen's eyes were full of longing. "For example...... Pant! β€œ

……

On the third day after Yu Lian's arrival, three girls who looked exactly the same came to the training base.

Washing, scissing and blowing three sisters!

If you put these three sisters alone in the pile, they must all be ordinary girls, but if you put three identical ordinary girls in a row, it is a not so ordinary face. Especially between these three girls raising their hands and throwing their feet, Shen Yun is so similar...... "Uncle Gu is good!" β€œ

After seeing Gu Chen, Sanniu bowed to him and shouted in unison.

"Presumptuous!"

Gu Chen glared. "Didn't the game say that I was called my brother? When did it change to uncle! ”

Ye Xiu'er, the youngest of the three sisters, said, "No way, Aunt Julia ordered it like this." "What else did she say?" "Do you want to listen to what you say?" "Of course!"

Ye Xiu'er's face was full, simulating Julia's tone. "You little girls, listen carefully. Don't look at Gu Chen, that kid looks serious and honest on the surface. In fact, he is the best at pretending to be a pig and eating a tiger, so be careful of being deceived. You must remember, except for the game. Can't get too close to that guy. Otherwise, it is easy to cause damage to your young minds, and perhaps even distort your outlook on life, worldview and values. Auntie, my three views are deeply affected by it......"

"Damn!" Gu Chen's eyes crooked and said, "This is a naked slander......

"Of course it's slander!"

Before Gu Chen's words were finished, Xiao Wenzi, who had been standing next to him, said categorically, "That Aunt Julia of yours obviously made a mistake, you three take a closer look, just this kid's virtue and appearance, how can he have the slightest serious and honest appearance, he is a first-class scoundrel from the inside out!" ”

"That makes sense!" Yu Lian read the book on the side and didn't look back, but casually agreed.

And that's nothing.

What made Gu Chen the saddest thing was that the local tyrant Gargamel, who had been standing beside him, added to the situation at this time, "He is indeed a super hooligan!" ”

After speaking.

The local tyrant girl directly pulled the newcomer three chicks away and protected them......

Right now.

The Pig Killing Knife team has been assembled, and the training season has officially begun......

Well.

This season, there are only seven or eight days left, and after seven or eight days, the Asian qualifiers have officially begun!

……

At the end of March, the Asian qualifiers officially opened.

Similar to what the media expected before the game, as soon as the qualifiers of this season started, the tables of several seeded teams were eye-catching. After the first three games, the gap between the rich and the poor of each team has been completely highlighted.

Basically, the three spots that can appear this time can already be circled among the four teams.

The first is the "Red Dragon Team" from South Korea.

South Korea's No. 1 team, which has twice finished in the top five in Asia Minor in the past, can definitely beat half of the current league team after Park Jae-yong and Jung Hee-won returned strongly.

In the first three games, the Red Dragons made extraordinary shots.

The second, Thailand's demon team.

Sirindhorn took those strange teenagers under her command to hide for two years, and this time the domineering was born, but her style of play was beyond everyone's expectations. Sirindhorn has given up on all the fancy styles of play that have been seen in the league and has only used one style of play for the first three games......

All Attack!

All Attack!

All Attack!

One thing that can be seen from Sirindhorn's tactic is that she is very arrogant!

Judging from the fact that her tactics are so unscrupulous, and she crushes her opponents like a devastating opponent in the first three games, it shows that she is arrogant and reasonable!

Sirindhorn's tactic is, to put it bluntly, she doesn't leave herself a way out, she fights who is more ruthless. This also makes every game of the demon team extremely exciting, and this kind of battle that seems to be life is life and death is very vivid for game fans, and at the same time, it also quickly won a large number of fans for Sirindhorn!

There is no doubt that this is an extremely dangerous style of play.

The more dangerous, the safer!

It seems that many people agree with this truth, but few people are really willing to try......

Gu Chen felt that the tactical soul of the Colombian Liberty Hat team back then. The five-time South American champion red-haired maniac is back! Juan. Manuel. Even if Santos has become a woman, her spirit is as good as ever, more than most of them!

This, it's so evil......

Gu Chen ranked the demon battle queue as one of the most dangerous opponents!

The third team, Zhang Wei's Huaer team.

Zhang Wei's original name was actually Zhang Weiping, but when he was eleven years old, one day he suddenly proposed to his father that he wanted to change his name and remove the last "Ping" character in it. For Zhang Weiping's revelation, his father is naturally very strange. So I asked him why?

Zhang Wei's answer was. Since there is a "Wei" character in his name, there should be no more "Ping" characters, and these two words themselves are contradictions. If it is great, it will not be flat! And if he chooses. He is destined to be an extraordinary man!

Zhang Wei's father listened to the little boy's words. At that time, I was amazed. A thigh slapped and shouted, "My son is definitely a fucking genius." Next, Father Zhang didn't say a word, and went to the police station to apply for Zhang Weiping to change his name the next day.

There is a saying that three years old sees old!

This statement is not necessarily accurate, nor is it necessarily inaccurate. At least judging from Zhang Wei's choice all along, he really never likes to take a flat road, and the more difficult the challenge, the more short man with a height of less than 1.6 meters likes to rush upward.

In addition to Zhang Wei, the second main attacker of the Huaer team is the beauty under the moon.

The experience of the beauty under the moon is also quite legendary.

He was originally the second eldest of the Tianya team, and many people knew that in fact, before going to the Tianya team, the beauty under the moon was the second-in-command of the Wind Whisper team. Of course, this refers to Zhang Wei after he jumped from Team Windtalker to Team Cinderella Chicago......

As for this time, when Zhang Wei decided to return to the Huaer team, the first thing he contacted was the beauty under the moon. And after receiving Zhang Wei's call, the beauty under the moon only said one word to him, "From the day you left, I was waiting for you to come back!" β€œ

Wait for a thousand years!

The beauty under the moon is willing to be the second thousand-year-old ...... Because he is very smart, the beauty under the moon understands a truth, not everyone can be the head sheep!

It's just that no one knows, of course, the little-known Zhang Wei is the final choice of the beauty under the moon. Few people know that when Zhang Wei left the Wind Whisperer team, he had already told SΓΉ that he would definitely come back.

Zhang Wei and the beauty under the moon let everyone once again see the combination of Junzilan and Mandala on the field.

As for why the beauty under the moon went to the Tianya team later?

He had only one purpose......

Undercover!

……

If before Yu Lian publicly stated that he would join the Pig Killing Knife team, Gu Chen's private team was still quite self-conscious in the eyes of the general media, then in the qualifiers, when Yu Lian really showed up next to me not a pest with his entire net worth, everyone shut up!

But......

When the three games came down, the Pig Killing Knife team stumbled and barely won three consecutive victories, and the criticism of this team rose again! Of course, in the midst of all this criticism, there are still some people who insist that this team has a lot of potential, but it is not in the form at all.

In other words, in these few games, the Pig Killing Knife team is simply running in the team!

What?

In the qualifiers, Gu Chen was too fearless......

!

Actually, Gu Chen didn't want to do this, but who the hell told everyone to gather in too haste, and they didn't have much time to train at all?

According to the cooperation of the existing team, there is naturally no big problem when dealing with ordinary teams, but once you meet the big guys of Red Dragon, Demon and Flower Team, the problem will be big, not to mention the high-intensity confrontation after actually entering the league......

This is completely different from the opponents in the game!

Therefore, there is really no way to practice with the qualifiers!

Of course.

The Pig Killing Knife team will never show such a weak state.

Like what.

In the third game, after Yu Lian led the three sisters to narrowly defeat the Japanese Yamato Soul team, some media asked Yu Lian why he faced the Yamato team, which was not very strong, but the whole cooperation was so stretched, and he stumbled and fought for seven or eight hours before he took it down?

Yu Lian's reply was, "This is our tactic!" ”

When the media asked what kind of tactic this was, Yu Lian smiled proudly and said, "We are training the super kidney power of the team members!" β€œ

The media is all stupid.

What is Super Kidney Power?

Special moves?

Is it a collective ultimate?

Indissoluble!

If you don't understand, you don't understand, Yu Lian didn't have time to explain now, and then he didn't say anything, but pretended to shake his head mysteriously in front of the media, waved his sleeves and turned his head away. Without taking away a single cloud, of course......

Started lower abdominal distension and pain 10 minutes ago.

Now the frequency is getting more and more urgent!

Because the noodles he ate in the morning were too salty, Yu Lian drank several large glasses of cold water, and after a long tug-of-war with the soul of Yamato that lasted for seven or eight hours, Yu Lian's always strong kidney power could no longer hold back......

"Alas, Lian Po is old, and the future is terrifying!"

In the toilet not far from the press conference, Yu Lian sighed while releasing his kidney power......

…… (To be continued......)

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