Chapter 201: Flying Over the Asylum
Just after the fifteenth, Wen Jialiang was the first to return to the team.
This is a bit unexpected by Gu Chen, according to his calculations, Xiao Wenzi will not come back if he is not crazy enough.
How long has it been?
Well.
There must be something unexpected happening......
In fact, Xiao Wenzi has been staying in the mental hospital these days, he definitely didn't want to come back so early, but later Wen Jialiang did something very out of the ordinary in the mental hospital, and he really couldn't get along, so in the end he had no choice but to run away and hide back.
If you stay any longer, you will be in danger of not being able to get out......
As for what Wen Jialiang did in a psychiatric hospital?
Xiao Wenzi was tight-lipped about this after he came back, even Gu Chen didn't know until a long time later, that day, Wen Jialiang and Gu Chen were walking on the street, and suddenly a charming woman grabbed Wen Jialiang, her eyes were full of tears, and she didn't want to let go for a long time.
After a long time.
When the woman left, in a tavern, Wen Jialiang told Gu Chen.
It turned out that after Xiao Wenzi managed to return to the mental hospital, during that time, he made friends with a female intern doctor who had just arrived here...... And the two of them are not ordinary friends, yes, not ordinary friends!
What is the general process?
Let's put it this way, whenever this female doctor is on duty, whenever such a night comes, whenever no one is paying attention, that female doctor will quietly take Wen Jialiang out of the ward and take him to his doctor's duty room.
Then, the two began to talk all night.
Until one day. This incident was discovered by the director of the mental hospital by chance!
And this old guy who loves to spy on other people's secrets also found out that Wen Jialiang and the female doctor also drafted a plan together. When the old guy saw the name of the plan, he suddenly sweated profusely on a cold day, and even his crotch was wet......
Well.
Of course he peed......
As soon as he was scared, the old guy made this mistake, and it is said that the root of the disease fell from childhood!
I touched my wet crotch.
The old guy began to gnash his teeth......
……
The female doctor's name is Xiaomei.
On the first day of work, Xiaomei came to check the ward for the first time, and before she could speak, Wen Jialiang blurted out, "Xiaomei." Do you have a heart disease? ”
The voice was calm.
It's like a fairy flying out of the sky......
Xiaomei was a little absent-minded that day. When I heard this, I was shocked.
Long.
After the doctor who brought Xiaomei left, Xiaomei returned to the ward where Wen Jialiang was, quietly approached him and whispered, "How do you know that my name is Xiaomei." Why do you say that I am sick in my heart? Don't. Where have you seen me before? ”
listened to Xiaomei's questioning. Wen Jia's conscience is like stopping water, and his face is like stopping water.
"Alas!"
Xiao Wenzi sighed.
Sigh before you speak, so that you can look high. It can also give yourself a little buffer time to make up nonsense. Whether this is a long sigh or a short sigh can be decided according to the speed of your brain and the ability to react......
Of course, no matter how long the sigh is, more than a minute is not appropriate!
In fact.
Xiao Wenzi learned this from Gu Chen.
Gu Chen's self-realization......
Next.
Xiao Wenzi didn't say that he saw a few plums looming in the corner of the female doctor's chest, nor did he mention that he had said for the sixth time today that others had heart disease, but he put on a posture of transcending the six realms of reincarnation and attaining the Tao to Xiao Mei.
"The edge of the sword is sharpened, and the fragrance of plum blossoms comes from the bitter cold, child, in fact, we have never met, but on your body, I smell a faint fragrance of plum blossoms, and in this faint fragrance of plum blossoms, there is a trace of ethereal melancholy. I didn't know your name was Xiaomei, this qiē is all the breath on your body that told me a qiē ......"
After speaking, Wen Jialiang closed his eyes, tilted his head slightly, and then moved his nose slightly......
The statue is very majestic!
Well.
In fact, if Xiao Wenzi had smoked his nose a little less, there would have been no accidents.
But it didn't matter if he moved desperately, he just didn't know what hair flew into Xiao Wenzi's nose, but he didn't hold back for a while, Wen Jialiang's mouth grinned "Ah cut" A big sneeze came out, and the sneeze came out of nowhere, and it rushed straight to Xiaomei's face!
And the moment he sneezed, Wen Jialiang was already scolding himself in his heart...... Rub, the atmosphere that Lao Tzu worked so hard to create was ruined.
But.
To say that Xiao Wenzi's reaction is absolutely top-notch!
In terms of the entire Pig Killing Knife team, except for Gu Chen's cheeky Cheng Dù, there is probably no one who can match it. And the difference between Xiao Wenzi and Gu Chen is that Gu Chen is still a little rogue, even if Xiao Wenzi is a scoundrel, he is also very elegant.
Thereupon.
At the same time that irrepressible sneeze was sneezed, Xiao Wenzi suddenly opened his eyes, stared at Dr. Xiaomei with wide eyes, and said, "No, in the fragrance emitted by your body, there is an extremely dirty breath, and that sad breath comes from this!" Your childhood will change greatly......"
I have to say.
This time, he was blindfolded by Wen Jialiang again......
Therefrom.
It is also destined that Xiaomei will not be able to escape the clutches of Xiao Wenzi!
If it was someone who really knew Wen Jialiang, seeing his exaggerated performance, a big ear scraper would have come over a long time ago.
It's just that.
After all, there are too few people like Gu Chen who know Xiao Wenzi, and the person who can find the seventeen faces from that strange painting can imagine how strong his mental or psychotic power will be.
It is precisely Wen Jialiang's words that are Xiaomei's painful experience in the past.
Therefore.
From that day on, every time Xiaomei was on night duty, she would take Wen Jialiang from the ward to her own medical office to chat. At first, the two of them only chatted for an hour or two, and the time gradually increased in equal proportions, until one day, the two finally chatted at night, and they didn't sleep at all.
In this world.
If one person wants to completely control another person, there is probably only one way to do it. That's the power of the spirit!
When one is spiritually subservient to another, all the bonds of family, friendship and love will no longer be obstacles; When a person truly controls another person mentally, he also has a qiē of that person.
This method is called mental shift!
If Wen Jialiang had been in contact with Wu Qiaoshou before, he had been in a semi-theoretical and semi-practical state, but he had a little experience and did not let go of it. Then the appearance of Dr. Xiaomei completely awakened Xiao Wenzi's ambition, and he wanted to try a naked servitude-style spiritual transplant......
Of course, Xiao Wenzi succeeded.
As for how it succeeded. It's hard to say!
It's not that it can't be said. It's not that I can't say it, Wen Jialiang did this thing, it's really hard to say...... Because after success, Xiao Wenzi suddenly found out. Although I can clearly explain the beginning and end of the incident. But he found out again. This is an example that cannot be replicated.
The reason why it can't be replicated is, of course, not because of Xiao Wenzi himself......
The real reason for this result is Xiaomei's character. It's something that can't be replicated!
May.
A gene mutation within the Stockholm syndrome that is unidirectional and irreversible......
After thinking about this, Wen Jialiang felt a little frustrated, a theory that cannot be applied everywhere is actually meaningless. Because of this, Xiao Wenzi even suddenly became interested in Xiaomei.
But.
Just one day later, when Wen Jialiang was revisiting the experience movie "Flying Over the Asylum" in his mind, a strange idea arose......
Maybe.
You can repeat this movie yourself.
How much fun is that!
Xiao Wenzi's theory has always been that a boring life is not worth living.
And then.
When the next night came, Xiao Wenzi and Dr. Xiao Mei jointly drafted a plan for "flying over the madhouse"!
It's a pity.
This plan collapsed before it was half realized, and half of it did not become a reality, and the initiator of this plan fled on a snowy night. As for Xiaomei, after this incident, she was directly reduced from the position of an intern doctor to the role of a patient.
But.
Two days later, the escaped culprit returned to the psychiatric hospital and kidnapped Mei.
After Xiaomei disappeared, the psychiatric hospital once sent a large number of personnel to conduct a carpet search around, and at the same time, online and offline bounty notices were broadcast in turn to arrest the two people, but for Xiao Wenzi, who has super mental strength, it is obviously not a problem to escape from pursuit.
A few days later.
Xiao Wenzi returned to the training base alone.
When Gu Chen heard about his experience from Xiao Wenzi, other legends could be ignored, and he was most concerned about only one thing, that is, in those nights that Xiao Wenzi and Xiaomei spent together, a lonely man and a widow, what did they both do?
Xiao Wenzi is very calm.
He first glanced at Gu Chen, who had a filthy heart, with contempt, and then opened his mouth to make a meditation move...... Both of them did everything and did nothing!
After saying this.
Wen Jialiang let out a long sigh, and then his heart was as high as water......
looked at Xiao Wenzi's face.
Gu Chen also sighed, and then pouted and said-
"Little Wenzi, little Wenzi, don't you know me, I'm just embarrassed to say. Actually, the last time you spent the Spring Festival with Wu Qiaoshou, did you say at the critical moment that the two of you should not come to the real thing, just play the spiritual love method...... The gist is that the two of them lie on the bed and don't do anyone, and then they start to work hard. As a result, you want to YY, but how can Dr. Wu have such patience, she doesn't want to YY with you, and the result is ......"
"Alas!"
Speaking of this, Gu Chen sighed again, and then suddenly shouted at Xiao Wenzi in Wu Qiaoshou's voice, "The old lady's pants are all off, you and the old lady have this set...... Grass! ”
Of course.
This incident was told by Wu Qiao after the incident, and then Gargamel added oil and vinegar to tell Gu Chen......
As for Wen Jialiang.
When Gu Chen mentioned this matter, he didn't feel any embarrassment.
His thoughts were flying......
Alas!
That stormy night......
…… (To be continued......)
PS: Well, today I actually changed another chapter, what a miracle!