Chapter 179 Punching the Wild Boar in the North Mountain and Kicking the Tiger in the South Mountain
Seeing Chen Xiao standing up in front of him, Li Qiushui suddenly became anxious and said in a low voice: "Silly brother, don't be impulsive, although these two people's martial arts are not high, they are not what you can fight now." ”
Li Qiushui's words are not nonsense. She only looked at the steady discontinuation of these two people after dismounting, and she knew that she had practiced martial arts all year round, especially the temples were very bulging, and her internal strength was obviously not weak.
But Chen Xiao was just a sturdy teenager in her heart, and in the past two days of contact, Li Qiushui had already concluded that Chen Xiao had no great ability. At this time, seeing that a fight was about to start, he couldn't help but feel anxious for Chen Xiao.
Sure enough, as soon as he saw Chen Xiao stop him, the eldest brother led by him immediately burst out laughing, and his voice was extremely ugly, as if the frog that had just been eaten by Chen Xiao was like: "Haha, second brother, look, haha, this kid actually dares to come out!" ”
The second child also laughed out loud and said: "Yes, I just rushed for an hour, and I was so tired that I couldn't stand it, come here to fight, big brother, I will move my hands, we have to be lighter, but don't kill this kid, haha." ”
As the two spoke, they walked towards Chen Xiao.
Chen Xiao pretended to be scared in his heart, and shouted inwardly: "You guys, don't come here, if you take another step forward, I'm not welcome!" Saying that, Chen Xiao slapped his chest with a thumping sound, no different from an angry gorilla, and shouted: "I can kill wolves at the age of ten, and I can kill tigers at the age of twenty, if you don't believe me, I'll try it!" ”
"He, he said he had killed wolves and tigers! Hahaha! When the second child heard Chen Xiao say this, he suddenly couldn't straighten his waist with laughter.
The boss also laughed and shouted, "Come on, come on, let you see if the tiger is powerful, or our brother is powerful!" He said this, and grabbed it in one step, and punched Chen Xiao in the chest.
Although this boss is obscene and lustful, he has real kung fu in his hands. This punch was vigorous, and the offensive was really fierce.
Chen Xiao originally thought that it would be much more difficult to deal with these two people without using internal strength, but when he saw the boss attacking with a punch, he suddenly remembered the experience he had gained when he practiced boxing with the four ghosts of the Yellow River by that stream.
Although this boss's martial arts are obviously much stronger than the four ghosts of the Yellow River, Chen Xiao has already been impressed by not seeing him for three days, and at this time, this boss's sharp punch is not even the slightest threat in Chen Xiao's eyes.
He didn't want to expose his martial arts, but he immediately shouted: "Ahh The panicked side of the body, his feet jumped wildly, and suddenly stepped heavily on the instep of the boss.
Chen Xiao's body weighed so much, when he stepped on this foot, the boss suddenly let out a "ahhhhh ”
But seeing that Chen Xiao's breath was heavy, he didn't look like a master no matter how he looked at it, so he immediately ignored the pain in his feet and attacked again.
He had already noticed in his heart, and if Chen Xiao wanted to treat him by surprise again, it would be much more difficult.
At this time, the second child saw that the boss couldn't attack for a long time, so he muttered: "Big brother, don't play with this kid, let's quickly lie down with him, and then take this girl to the forest to be happy and happy." His grandmother's, these days are fading out of the birds. As he spoke, he slowly stepped forward, and suddenly kicked out a kick that was kicking Chen Xiao's waist.
If this kick is real, Chen Xiao will have to kick a herniated disc in his waist.
Chen Xiao knew it very well, screamed strangely, and took a step forward, and with a waist, the second child didn't kick it.
Originally, this was nothing, but I didn't want the boss to hit Chen Xiao's nose with one knee at this time, Chen Xiao raised his head violently in shock, only to hear a muffled sound of "poof", this time it was replaced by the second monster scream, just happened to be hit by Chen Xiao's head in the crotch, and immediately his eyes were bloodshot, his mouth was foaming, his legs were clamped, and he screamed, and his whole body flew out.
Chen Xiao's impact was so strong, the second child estimated that he would not want to move for at least a few hours.
Li Qiushui watched it on the sidelines with great amusement, and said in his heart: "This stupid brother is really a stupid person, and it is really surprising that he actually restrained one of them like this." ”
At this time, the boss was also fighting more and more urgently, but Chen Xiao was crooked, jumping up and down like a drunken string, shouting while dodging attacks: "Ah, ah, this person is powerful, this person is powerful!" ”
Although he screamed loudly, but after fighting for so long, the boss didn't even touch a single hair of him.
Originally, the boss thought that Chen Xiao was a hidden master, but Chen Xiao didn't use his internal strength after all, and he saw beads of sweat on his forehead after flashing for a while. The boss originally thought that he was afraid that he would be planted this time, but he always felt that as long as he tried harder, he could knock Chen Xiao down with one punch.
Sure enough, after more than ten rounds, the boss suddenly kicked Chen Xiao's buttocks, leaving a shoe print on the boss's clothes.
Chen Xiao was instantly furious and scolded: "If you stain the clothes that my sister gave me, I will beat you to death!" "Turning around is a slap in the face.
It's strange to say, the two of them were said to be quite powerful, this boss and Chen Xiao fought for so long before they barely touched Chen Xiao, but Chen Xiao's slap he couldn't dodge anyway.
What kind of physique Chen Xiao is, the slap that launched the anger was really exaggerated, only to hear a crisp sound of "pop", the boss was slapped by Chen Xiao and flew straight out, rolling in the air, I don't know how many teeth were slapped out by this slap. There was a bead of blood in the air, and when it fell to the ground, it was already fainting.
Chen Xiao looked at the unconscious boss, and then at the second boss who fell to the ground foaming at the mouth, laughed, and said, "Haha, I'll just say that you are not as powerful as the tiger, you still don't believe it." You know this time, right? ”
At this time, Chen Xiao looked extremely proud, standing on the ground and laughing.
Li Qiushui looked dumbfounded on the side, and just felt happy in his heart. After being happy for a while, he secretly thought: "My stupid brother, I can't say that he doesn't know martial arts, but he can defeat these two people who are much more powerful than him." said that he knew martial arts, but he didn't have any rules just now, and he didn't look like he had practiced any advanced martial arts. It's a real wonder. ””
It's no wonder that Li Qiushui couldn't see that these tricks made by Chen Xiao just now were the drunken boxing routines that he had seen before he improvised and came up with them. This drunken boxing routine is simple, but it is not simple. But if you want to say how profound it is, it is not very profound.
It's nothing more than not caring about the image, so that others can't hit themselves, but they can hit others.
He was so happy that he was pretending to be crazy and stupid, and he didn't use any internal force, nor did he use any tricks, so even a master like Li Qiushui couldn't recognize what kind of way this was.
Knocking down the two, Chen Xiao took Li Qiushui's hand with a smile and said excitedly: "Sister, do you see that my boxing method of punching the Beishan wild boar and kicking the Nanshan Tiger is powerful?" Haha, don't say it's the two of them, even if there are ten or twenty more, it's not my opponent! ”
Listening to what Chen Xiao said interestingly, Li Qiushui burst out laughing, stretched out his slender jade and pointed at Chen Xiao's head, and said: "What kind of boxing Beishan wild boar and kicking Nanshan Tiger boxing, how can there be such a vulgar name for martial arts in the world?" ”
Chen Xiao scratched his hair and said with a smile: "Sister, isn't this name good?" When I learned boxing from Liu Jiaotou in our village and went hunting, I researched it myself. At that time, I was punching wild boars and kicking tigers, so of course that's the name. But the name of my martial arts is indeed a little longer, or is it called Pig and Tiger Boxing? It doesn't seem to be powerful enough! ”
Li Qiushui laughed at Chen Xiao's amusement, took Chen Xiao's hand and left: "Whatever you want." The two of them were defeated by you, and the two horses were just ours. Come, silly brother, get on the horse, let's ride a horse and hurry. ”
"Oh, good!"
Chen Xiao came to the side of the black horse that the boss was riding, and said that after he arrived in this world, he really had never ridden a horse, although he didn't get in the wrong direction when he got on the saddle, but after he got on the horse, he hugged the horse's neck tightly and didn't dare to let go of anything.
Li Qiushui got on the second child's red horse, looked at Chen Xiao's stupid appearance, and said with a smile: "What, haven't you ever ridden a horse?" ”
Chen Xiao snorted, "I haven't ridden it." Horses are so expensive, how can I, a child from a poor family, have the money to buy them. ”
Li Qiushui nodded with a smile and said, "Then I'll teach you how to ride a horse." As she spoke, her hands did not stop, and she commanded the jujube red horse under her crotch to slowly step forward and stomp on the boss between his legs.
The boss was originally slapped by Chen Xiao and fainted, and this time the important thing between his legs was trampled by Li Qiushui's jujube red horse, and suddenly he screamed "Ah-", rolled his eyes, and fainted again.
Chen Xiao was riding on a black horse, and his legs were cold, this Li Qiushui was really a character that would be repaid.
After stepping on the boss, the next one is the second. In the blink of an eye, the second child was also stepped on there, he was originally hit by Chen Xiao, which was already very tragic, but this time he was simply stepped on, foaming at the mouth, and I don't know if he can live.
After getting these two robbers who planned to rob her as Mrs. Zhai, Li Qiushui smiled and said, "Okay, silly brother, let's go." Regarding the matter of stepping on the eldest and second little Dingding, Li Qiushui didn't pay attention to it at all.
Chen Xiao's scalp was numb for a while, and he said, "Okay, good!" But he fiddled with it for a long time, and suddenly asked, "But sister, how can I make this horse walk......
Li Qiushui laughed and said: "Clamp your legs, look ahead, hold the reins of the horse with both hands, as soon as you say 'fight', it will start running." ”
"Oh......"
Chen Xiao sat up cautiously, pulled up the reins of the horse as he said, and then clamped the horse's belly with his legs: "Rack-"
He made a little more force this time, and the black horse almost went straight out like an arrow, and suddenly heard Chen Xiao's scream like killing a pig along the way-"Ahh Sister help-!! ”