106. Los Angeles Night
This is the second time Huaben has come to the bustling City of Angels, and the last time he came to this city, it was to become an NBA player attached to the big itself. At that time, he was terrified to death and excited, and he didn't have any impression of Los Angeles, except that he provoked the sharks and the flying man and snatched a victory from here. Now that he is returning to his hometown, Hua Ben has some inexplicable feelings.
Compared to the northern city of Detroit, Los Angeles has ushered in a warm spring in April, and the beautiful girls on the streets have put on long skirts and stockings, although the occasional cold wind blows these girls will tremble and jump on their blue lips, but this still does not stop their determination to love beauty.
Before arriving in Los Angeles, the Pistons, a bunch of bad boys, were armed and prepared, and all kinds of sets and small pills flew all over the plane.
Ever since he had sex with Bell, Waiben thought he knew enough about his equipment, but it wasn't until he sat down with Rashid that he realized that he was really a boring Puritans.
"Strawberry, melon, sweet orange, green apple, well, yes, they're all there." Rashid rummaged through his pocket, looking at the TT with satisfaction as if he were the head of a parade troop.
Billups was also tinkering, and Rashid snatched a mention from his hand and glanced at it, and suddenly burst into laughter: "Shit, Chauncey, why the hell do you still smell of barbecue?" Are you going to make a sausage out of this thing? ”
Prince and Hamilton rushed over to see the contents of Billups' bag, and the latter tore them up with them in a desperate resistance, but they were defeated by both fists and four hands, and finally the two of them grabbed some.
Hamilton, who has always been expressionless, was also happy after reading the introduction on the TT, and he laughed and said, "Guys, look, I still have curry-flavored here, which company makes it?" Could it be that food companies are now switching to this stuff? ”
Seeing everyone staring at him dumbfounded, Billups sneered: "No way, no way, the girl I hooked up with in Los Angeles likes this style, and I don't put it in my mouth anyway." ”
"Be careful, there's chili water in the sleeve." Rashid reminded with a seemingly kind remind, and then burst into laughter again.
Hua Ben was stunned to watch these people messing around, and the emotion of impermanence in life had already flown out of the clouds. Seeing that Mirisic also looked yearning, he hurriedly stood up and warned: "Guys, we are here in Los Angeles to win the victory, you see..."
"Ben, I know we should set an example for the children, but you should know that many little cubs now do things without a T, and they hurt the other girl's and themselves! Let's tell them that they must take a t to do things normally, be responsible for themselves, and be responsible for the girl. Rashid stood up and said, waving a TT in his hand like a charging warrior.
"yes, yes, besides, do we have to worry more about that bad team of the Clippers? Life must be full of joy. Billups even pulled out the poems of Wen Crepe, "If you don't experience the customs of the beauties of the south when you come to Los Angeles, you can't spare us in Yanjing." ”
Mirisic felt that what they said made sense, and peeked at Rashid, who handed over a dozen TTs, and Mirisic tried to pull Patin into the water, but the British were not moved at all, "I have a sweetheart." He explained.
"Richard still has a wife." Mirisic said smugly.
Seeing that Brown didn't care about this, Huaben had no choice but to sit down, and before he sat down, he took half of the looted goods from Rashid and Billups, and it would be good to go home and use it with Bell in the future.
After entering the hotel, Hua Ben knew why Brown didn't care about the madness of these people, the girls in Los Angeles are indeed charming and amorous, compared to these girls in the City of Angels, those beauties in Detroit are country girls. It is home to the largest number of models, starlets and women who want to be models and stars in the United States, and NBA stars are like lamps that attract moths, or iodine-tungsten lamps that are known as small suns.
In the face of these girls who take the initiative to attack, few men can endure it.
"Be careful, don't be caught, and don't make a mess." Brown disbanded the team with a warning.
As soon as Brown left, the players who had been good babies before scattered in a hurry, each looking for their own friends, and Huaben felt that these bastards were like flies.
When he came to Los Angeles, Huaben had to think of Alba, but should he go to Alba? In fact, what happened that night, Hua Ben really didn't know, he had been a little lucky, maybe he didn't do anything at least didn't finish the home run, right? Can a drunk person still find that little hole? Damn, he's not Woods, it's said that Woods can still find the exact position after two hundred and fifty turns on the ground with an eyepatch in a row, and he really deserves to be the number one on the golf course.
In Huaben's hesitation, it came at 7 p.m. on April 1 and they began to leave the locker room to enter.
The cloud-like beauties of Los Angeles have given the Pistons players a shot in the arm, and even Mirisic is planning to put on a good show tonight to see if there is a chance to take away one or two big-butted ** beauties. Seeing this scene, Hua Ben understood why the Clippers have always been a soft persimmon pinched by everyone, and sometimes even the most powerful contenders for the top pick like the Magic can win above their heads, which is the fault of the beautiful women.
When you think of the Magic, you can think of the Clippers, these two teams, plus the Rockets after 2010, became the league's ATM, and all three are in the same industry: the star production line, and they keep repeating the process of selecting potential new stars, rising stars growing into stars, stars needing high salaries, selling stars to save money, and then selecting potential new stars.
But the difference is that the Rockets only joined the ranks after 2010, and the Magic were really able to draft superstars (or they were always determined to play to the end), and the Clippers didn't have that life. Although this unlucky team is often bad, but the draft vision comparable to Jordan has made them select countless super idiots, the most famous is of course the 98-year-old champion Michael Olowokandi, although the surname starts with 'O'Neal', this master and O'Neal are very different, let's not talk about the specific content, Clippers fans can't help but cry when it comes to it.
Fortunately, the Clippers have been doing well in recent seasons, and before the start of the 01-02 season, the Clippers made a deal with the Bulls with Tyson Chandler, a star star in their hands, and got Elton Brand, a big forward Wizard coveted by the whole league, so that they gathered together Duke and Margety.
At that time, Brand was simply Webb's second, he was one of the few power forwards in the league who could maintain an average of 20+10 per game, and that was still, Odom was also on this team, so the Clippers with a new captain were ready to go to the 01-02 season.
The impressive youngsters are almost at the peak of the team, and by the time the regular season has one month left, their winning percentage has recovered to more than 50 percent, Johnson, who has been promoted to head coach, has abandoned the usual style of play, and the re-established running banner has made the Clippers one of the best teams in the league.
Run-and-gun tactics have always been popular, such as the new captain's popularity that season, and he even replaced O'Neal to get an All-Star appearance, although the main reason was that O'Neal was injured and could not play. But that season's Clippers didn't reach the heights fans expected, mainly because the 3-13 record in April taught the young people at the time a big lesson, and they failed to make it to the playoffs with a 39-43 record.
But the performance of the Clippers in the 01-02 season gave fans a glimmer of hope, and they were just as much as Kings fans of the same period were looking forward to their team taking off. It's just different that Kings fans did see their team start to take off, but Clippers fans didn't.
Over the next two seasons, the Clippers sent hopeful Myers to the Cleveland Cavaliers in exchange for new assist king Andre Miller to bolster Dorin's inadequately qualified starting point guard position. However, Miller's arrival did not bring immediate results to the team, with Odom injured midway through the season, and Margeti and Brand also injured earlier. That season, the team's main players missed a record 293 games due to injury.
And then there's this season. The only bright spot this season for the Clippers was the selection of young center Chris Carman for sixth place in the first round, and the flowy white interior lineman will prove to the team's brass who has suffered from squint in the years to come.
Because of the excessive number of first-round picks selected in the 21st century, the team eventually let go of Andre Miller, Lamar Odom, Olowokandi and Piakowski, the longest-serving veteran in the team's history, in order to keep these promising rookies. Of course, the reason for this is more important is that the Clippers kept Brand with a huge contract of 82.2 million, and there is really no money to keep anyone else.
It's just that Brand is not Garnett, not to mention that Garnett also needs the help of madmen and aliens to bring the team into the ranks of the strong team, and with only Margety's help, Brand can't bring the Clippers to the playoffs, and now, they continue to play the role of the bottom of the West.
The Pistons played first, followed by the home team, the Clippers, with Brand being the last to play. The captain deserves that treatment, as he averaged 20.5 points and 10 rebounds per game this season, and is close to full attendance, worthy of the title of team leader.
Huaben didn't pay attention to this, his mind was attracted to Alba not far behind him.
Alba is a die-hard fan of the Clippers, which is a well-known fact in Los Angeles, because almost all Hollywood movie stars are Lakers fans, and Alba's position is somewhat unusual. Recently, the head of Hollywood's new generation of jade girls has been a little absent-minded, rarely appearing in public, except on the court, reporters hardly meet her.
Since leaving Detroit, Alba has been distraught, she has pushed off all activities, and the only thing she can do other than stay at home is to watch the game, and only the crazy NBA scene can soothe the chaotic mood. So, no matter which team the Clippers play against, she'll come and see, and as for winning or losing, ha, who cares?
There was another game today, and the life assistant sent Alba tickets early, so when she came to the court to find a place to sit down, she found a fan wearing a Detroit Pistons jersey sitting next to her, and even more impressively, this guy was wearing the No. 3 jersey!
"How do you wear a Detroit jersey?" Alba asked stupidly.
"I'm rooting for the Pistons, how can I not wear a Detroit jersey?" The fan said inexplicably.
"Our opponent tonight is the Detroit Pistons?" Alba continued to ask dumbfoundedly.
"Of course, don't you even know who your opponent is?" The fans also continue to be baffled.
At the end of this conversation, Alba turned around and wanted to leave, but unfortunately, by this time, the Pistons players had already begun to enter, and the fans blocked her retreat.
ps: Thank you Brother Liu for your reward, and next Monday, it looks like the birdman of the deputy class Lone Wind, and it will break out when the time comes. No nonsense, if you like the city, remember to support the Super Plane Store, and I'll ask my brother for a recommendation ticket