Chapter 191: Federer is in trouble
Duon finally returns to the Bauhinia Empire after a long absence.
Imperial Capital!
Seeing the familiar city gate, Duang suddenly had a feeling of being in a different world.
It's just that...... The location of Goodian's magic portal is really a bit ...... Pit people!
Duang stepped out of the magic portal with one foot, and fell into a stinky ditch without slanting, and with a grunt, he directly broke his foot.
And then...... Federer, who was following him closely, also fell unknowingly, and his huge physique, as if a wall had fallen, sat on Duang's body with a butt, so as to crush Duang directly to death.
"Holy! Get up for me......" said Duang weakly.
What's this TMD called? What does it mean to capsize in the gutter? That's what it is...... After going through so many hardships and obstacles, he survived safely, but when he saw that he was about to get home, he was almost crushed to death by this bastard.
If you die like this, you will really be as aggrieved as you are.
Fortunately, Federer reacted quite quickly, and when he heard Duon screaming under his ass, Federer immediately got up.
Then, after more than ten seconds, Du Ang also endured the pain of broken bones and tendons, and climbed up from this stinky ditch.
This stinky ditch is specially used to discharge the domestic sewage of the imperial capital, which is pickled and pickled in all kinds of broken things, sewage, garbage, feces, stinking sky, when Du Ang crawled out of it, the smell of his whole body can literally smoke people to death, dripping stinky water dripping down from his body, falling to the ground, and a few white and soft insect repellents, unhurried, slowly crawling over Du Ang.
Duon almost went insane.
It's true!
After these days of tossing. The magic robes on his body have long been one by one, and his hair is locks and locks, which is worse than a beggar, and now, it is even more vivid to give full play to this image, what is the only son of Count McNus, what a genius young magician, bullshit, now if Duang stands on the street and shouts that I am the young leader of the beggar gang, it is estimated that more than half of the ten people will immediately nod: "Hmm." We believe! ”
Damn it...... It's miserable!
It's embarrassing to go home in this way!
But there is no way, it is already like this, it is useless to say more, and now Du Ang is like an arrow. No matter how miserable and embarrassing his current appearance is, he wants to rush home immediately.
It's noon. It's the busiest time of the market. It is crowded and bustling, with many pedestrians shuttling back and forth.
There are also those who do business, and the shouts of various accents come and go, as the most prosperous imperial capital of the Bauhinia Empire, the business here. It was also the most active in the entire empire, with merchants from all over the country stopping here, and even many foreigners, all hoping to make a fortune here. Able to improve their quality of life by several notches.
Entering the city, walking down the streets, almost everyone, went around Duon and Federer.
Everyone who saw the two of them was talking to each other.
"Look, there are two weirdos there!"
"Yo ho, that big man looks so fierce, he should be an alien, right?"
"Is it the barbarians of the Byronic Empire?"
"Look at the ...... next to him Maybe it's a beggar's! ”
"I guess so...... People in other professions should not be as miserable as him! ”
"Ahem, stay away from them, it's too smelly, be careful that you can't wash it off if you stick to it......"
It's noisy, and it's all about saying anyway.
Du Ang lowered his head, blushed and had a thick neck, he also knew that his current appearance was really a bit unbearable, and it was inevitable that he would become the focus of discussion, so he just walked with his head down, and he didn't say a word of nonsense, and he didn't even have the courage to look up.
He wanted to hurry back home, take a shower and change clothes, and then pay attention to other things, but the more urgent he was, the more accidents happened, and he didn't do much, but Federer's side caused some unnecessary trouble.
This big guy grew up in a big forest far away from people, and this is the first time he has seen so many people, such a prosperous city, so many fun and beautiful things, since he entered the city, his eyes are not enough, and it is in vain to stare as big as a cow's egg. The things in the shop next to him were ordinary to Duon, but for Federer, they were all new things that he had never seen before. And his brain cells are relatively simple, and he doesn't care what others think of him or what he says, he just looks around stupidly, what is this? What is that? Flowery, hey...... It's so interesting.
Suddenly, Federer sniffled, what did that smell like? It smells so good!
It's something I've never smelled before, a mouth-watering, novel scent.
Actually, Du Ang also smelled this smell, but he didn't think much about it, because this is the taste of very ordinary fried cakes, which is a very common snack in the imperial capital, and there are many places and many small stalls that sell this thing.
Federer, however, did not think so.
Ever since Federer was a child, he has basically only eaten one thing - meat!
And it's either boiled or grilled over an open fire, and there's no third way to cook it.
Now when asked about the taste of fried cakes, his saliva immediately flowed out of it, bright, shining silver in the sun.
Originally, this taste had a great attraction for him.
And more importantly, Federer didn't eat this morning......
Immediately, he heard a gurgling sound in his stomach.
So what are you waiting for?
Federer smiled, as if he had discovered a new world, and without even saying hello to Duon, he went straight to the stall with one hand in hand, grabbed the fried cake and stuffed it into his mouth.
Is it tasty?
Of course it's delicious...... Federer can swear that this is the most delicious thing he's ever eaten since he was a kid!
It's so fragrant, he's going to shed tears!
Federer also has a big hand, and it is good for others to catch up to three fried cakes in one hand, but he grabs more than ten at once, and he grabs it with two hands, and his mouth is stuffed full.
The fried cake is fragrant, but it has a strong stickiness, and Federer eats it too quickly. I was choked all of a sudden, rolling my eyes and half-opening my mouth, and I couldn't breathe.
Fortunately, the stall owner had prepared and poured a glass of water on Federer, so that the fried cake in his throat was smoothed down, otherwise, a barbarian would have choked to death by the fried cake in a few moments, and this matter would be a shame.
Now that the risk of choking is removed, continue to eat.
Federer is really good enough, the stall owner just prepared it today. It only took a short time for more than 70 pieces of fried cakes to be eaten by Federer, and his terrifying appetite made the stall owner and the people next to him laugh and laugh and watch the excitement all laugh.
"Oh my God. This guy is too edible, he's reincarnated in a rice bucket, right? ”
"Don't talk nonsense. This is certainly a samurai...... Do you see that big iron rod in his hand? ”
"So rough...... I saw him carrying it as if he were carrying a matchstick. It can't be hollow, right? ”
"Maybe I don't think he's a samurai, he's like a monkey in a circus, you see...... Didn't he have one squatting on his shoulder? ”
The man was talking about the ice ape that had been crouching on Federer's shoulder.
Federer feasts on things like fried cakes here. The ice ape was not the slightest interested, squatting on Federer's shoulder, looking left and right, and then baring his teeth at those who pointed at him, which was kind of finding himself a little fun.
And in all of them. The happiest person is undoubtedly the owner of this stall.
The fried cakes that could only be sold in a whole day were wiped out by this big man in such a short period of time.
Great, today may be able to sell two days of volume, such a good thing is not often encountered.
The last piece of fried cake was thrown into Federer's mouth, and he chewed it twice, and then swallowed it, and Federer wiped his mouth, turned and left......
No way!
The stall owner was still a little afraid of the big man's height, but now he couldn't care about anything, so he grabbed Federer's arm.
"What?" Federer asked in a smug voice.
"You haven't paid yet!"
"Give what?" Federer scratched the back of his head, there was never a concept of money in his life experience.
"Money! You ate so many fried cakes from me, you have to pay for it! ”
"How can I have money?" Federer thinks this person is too annoying, what money is not money? What is money? I don't, why do you have to pester me?
He shook his hand very unhappily: "I don't have it, you want to find someone else!" ”
This is broken.
Federer was born with divine powers, and his wrists were thicker than ordinary people's thighs, so he shook his hands casually, and he didn't feel any effort, but the stall owner couldn't stand it, and flew out directly and smashed on his small stall. With a bang, the stall was smashed to pieces, and the stall owner couldn't get up on the ground with a sigh.
By the time Duang arrived, it was too late.
"Murder! Kill! ”
"I don't pay for eating fried cakes, and I beat people on the street!"
"Find the vigilantes!"
In general, the common people of the Bauhinia Empire still have a great sense of justice, especially when they see Federer's dress and his accent is not like that of the natives of the imperial capital, they are even more resentful, although no one dares to come up directly to avenge the stall owner, but they are all surrounded and do not leave, surrounding Federer and Duang.
Du Ang had the heart to cry, thinking to himself what this TMD is called? He immediately paid for it, even if it was a few more gold coins for the stall owner, he had to solve the matter quickly. But it took a long time...... Duang was stupid, because he didn't have any money at all.
I don't even have a copper plate in my pocket!
At the beginning, Duang walked into the mysterious underground passage of Dirk in the middle of the night, and then he was teleported to the Byron Empire in a daze, he was only wearing a magic robe, his pocket was empty, and he didn't bring money out at all, but it didn't matter before, first the prairie, then the big forest, even if Duang had money in his pocket, there was nowhere to spend it, but now...... Du Ang really realized what it means to be a hero with a penny, and the feeling of having no penny in his pocket is too embarrassing and too cowardly, I rely on ...... What can I do?
On the other hand, Federer was almost going berserk.
The tremendous pressure brought by Qianfu's finger made this rough-minded barbarian feel a great distress like never before.
He gritted his teeth, raised the big iron rod in his hand, and was about to start.
"Brother, you are my own brother, I beg you to do it, don't be so impulsive, bear with it......"
Duon pounced on Federer at once, and held him down as if he were going to die or live.
No way! This is not a big forest, nor is it a barren prairie.
This is the imperial capital of the Bauhinia Empire, at the feet of His Majesty the Emperor Charles XVI.
Where there is a king's law.
Don't you know what your big iron stick weighs?
If you pick it up, it's a heavyweight murder weapon.
Isn't that the rhythm of the killing spree?
At that time, provoke the Imperial Guard, rope tie up, even if I am the son of the count, I will not be able to save you!
Murder pays for life, debts are repaid, and you are sent to the gallows.
By that time...... Where am I crying?
I finally got a barbarian back, but I was thrown into prison as soon as I entered the city, and this matter got out, how can I mix in the imperial capital in the future?
Directly laughed to death! (To be continued......)