After a five- or six-minute wonderful "drama performance" by the young coach of Real Madrid, the referee blew the whistle and the game continued!

Mallorca's fans interfered with the performances of the Real Madrid superstars with the maximum decibel noise they could produce, while Manzano stared at the form on the field with a solemn face, and the slight whiteness of his sideburns found that the old man was a little overwhelmed!

And on the Real Madrid coach's seat, Li Tongfan, who came back to his senses, while calming his fluttering little liver, held the hand of the "good guy" Greider tightly, and almost said with tears in his eyes: Benefactor! Thank you loved ones for the People's Liberation Army ......

If you had been crazy in front of the Mallorca fans for a few more minutes, you would have to be smashed by the dizzy Mallorca fans with a crooked nose and slanted eyes, a broken head and a bleeding head, and you would have to get on an unobstructed ambulance all the way to the emergency center in Mallorca to receive skull suture surgery!

Because less than a second after Greid dragged Lao Li away, a stunned young man disassembled the seats in the stands and threw them down, accurately hitting the turf that Lao Li had stepped on......

Obediently, that's a "bombshell" of tens of kilograms......

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The game on the field has completely entered the channel of the Galaxy Battleship, and after understanding the reason for the coach's crazy performance, the players on the field are like chicken blood, dog blood, and duck blood, and their eyes are blood-red and murderous to firmly suppress Mallorca in the opponent's backfield!

The tactical arrangement of the Mallorca coach is to play against Real Madrid in the second half, because the old fox also saw that in the case of falling behind by one goal, playing dense defense with the outrageous Real Madrid with strong attack power in the midfield is definitely an old birthday star who eats arsenic and doesn't want to live!

What's more, Mallorca has never lacked the blood to play against strong teams in their veins, and they even relied on a one-goal victory over the mighty Barcelona away from home last season!

Rise from the ashes!

This is the choice of the old fox Manzano!

It's a pity that today he ran into an enhanced version of the alien and a group of techno-stream attack maniacs! Manzano's decision was like kicking a lady who had a chance to break free into the wolf's den......

In the 65th minute, Robinho broke through the side and crossed, and Van Nistelrooy, another striker who had been in good form in the warm-up game, headed the ball to the top and finally scored the first goal of the official game since joining Real Madrid......

In the 70th minute, Gago cut off a pass from his Argentine compatriot Igabcasa and sent a through stopper, and Fatty Luo pendulum again against offside to beat Mallorca boss Antonio Patz and push the empty goal......

In the 79th minute, Santo Cassie made a long pass from the backfield, Vanney leaned on the head of the Mallorca defender and rubbed it back, and Ronaldo scored a hat-trick at high speed......

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On the sidelines, looking at Manzano's trembling and gray old face, Li Tongfan turned around and asked Grede seriously: "Old Ge, do you think we are too bullying?" ”

Greid: "......"

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The final goal of the game came in stoppage time, when substitute Ruud van Nistelrooy Higuain brought the game to a flawless end with a long-distance run that was no less impressive than Fat.

In the mournful moans of the fans who were even more sad than Dou E, Mallorca was defeated and lost so much that there were no panties left!

The post-match press conference was attended by both coaches, and the Mallorca coach was so angry that he left because of the disparity, and Li Tongfan was worried that the reporters would catch his 60-minute crazy scene and ask endlessly, in case he said the wrong thing, it is estimated that he would have to attract the "cordial care" of the Spanish Football Association!

This guy now knows he's scared!

The assistant coaches of the two teams who attended the press conference were all studious and kind people, and they smiled at each other, sat in the pile of reporters and complimented each other a few words, and then announced the end of the press conference!

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Real Madrid finally swept the mid-table team Mallorca with 6 goals away and made a good start to the 06-07 season, and the other giant, Barcelona, because they had just finished the UEFA Super Cup with Sevilla, the game will be postponed for three days, and Real Madrid temporarily ranks first in the La Liga standings with 3 points and 6 goals!

It is worth mentioning that in the European Super Cup, Barcelona, which was favored by the vast majority of the media, lost in the penalty shootout after playing 2:2 with Sevilla in regular time and lost the first possible crown of the season!

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After Real Madrid's first game, the football press was clearly divided into two factions:

"Hattrick - The Horror of the Alien Returns!! 》……

"See King Madrid, this is the end of contempt"......

"Croatian Rising Star, 20-year-old Air Boss Fights to Fame" ......

"The Thunder of the Galactic Battleship in the Post-Florentino Era, the Tragic Capture of Mallorca......

"Assistant Coach Greid's Assisted Rice Bucket, the First Battle Thrilling ......"

The pro-Real Madrid newspapers "As" and "Marca" reported at length on the courage of the alien Ronaldo who returned from injury, piggybacking on the good performance of the new Croatian player Jorluka in the game this season, and finally mentioned the coach's correct tactical arrangements and substitution adjustments......

Li Tongfan, who won the first victory, immediately stretched his face indignantly after happily taking out the magnifying glass and carefully summing it up - because the sentences mentioning Lao Li in all the pages add up to no more than ten or forty words, and the words and sentences that praise Ronaldo and Giorluca are at least 10,000 times his......

Uncle, even if the assistant coach Lao Ge has a higher chance of appearing in the newspaper than labor and management! Is it true that labor and management are so lacking in merit? Although there are often thousands of horses, Bole is not common, but how can labor and management run such a cheerful and bright Maxima, how can they not meet a Bole......

Resentment, resentment of Chiguoguo!

However, soon, the pro-Barcelona media "World Sports" and "Every Sports" satisfied the jealousy and vanity of Lao Li Chiguoguo - these two newspapers happened to be the opposite of "Marca" and "As", they had a rough mention of Real Madrid's six-goal victory over Mallorca and Fat Luo's hat-trick, and almost 80% of the pages were devoted to covering the first game of Real Madrid's new coach Rice Bucket Lee!

Lee Tong-beom commanded Joel Luca to insert the "ugly" when he attacked, which was printed in full on the front page of the newspaper. In the picture, the head scratching and flushed Real Madrid coach is waving his arms, his eyes are anxious and urgent, as if he is being chased by Godzilla, a monster of the deep sea......

There is a text explanation below the picture -

This is the rice bucket!!

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ps: The knife bowed and thanked the ruffian for his big weight, the night tear jerker, Wang Lu's big and my big evaluation vote, thank you!