PS: Chapter 1...... There are about two chapters today, the first chapter is 6,000 words, and the second chapter will be a little less......

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As the saying goes, catch traitors in pairs, catch thieves and take stolen goods, since you want to blow up the toilet, you should also pick the right time. This article was written by......

Even the bear child is a traitor, and he is also particular, the first priority is to ensure his own safety, don't do the stupid thing of killing 10,000 enemies and losing 8,000, this second priority is to achieve the greatest results while protecting his own body.

Back then, the battle of the Great Demon King Sigmar's fame was none other than the battle of Atlas to blow up.

At that time, this guy was forcibly taken to the realm of death by the benevolent King of Darkness, and he was dazed and unaccompanied, and he was very uncomfortable with the gloomy and terrifying new environment, so he secretly wrote a letter home to ask for help, and as expected, he was sold clean by the second patient of the whole family, pinched his nose and took a few classes, but was tossed out of the overnight meal by the professors who were too enthusiastic about the genius of the Steep Genius with all kinds of fancy fierce ghosts and heavy courses, went to the cafeteria for a meal, and almost saw the great horror between life and death, and wanted to skip school with the evil fire in his belly, As a result, he was defeated again and again, but he didn't take a step out of Atlas, but became familiar with the Sacred Domain masters of the academy early. In this case, it is the individual who will have a strong urge to take revenge on society, let alone Sigma, a worrying and well-informed time-traveler with the paranoid blood of the Washington family?

He thought about it, and he was going to make an explosive big news at that time, what is an explosive big news? An explosion with an explosive visual impact, of course. So the big demon king was ruthless, and raised the spirit of not being afraid of hardship and tiredness. Start collecting Burst Crystals and Directional Impact Scrolls, then design a blast structure diagram. At that time, the Sanctuary Master, who was in charge of monitoring Sigma's movements to prevent him from skipping school, showed the bear child's small movements, but he didn't pay attention to it at all. He and Sigma are old acquaintances, active in the necromancer's truancy war, arresting Sigma a few times, thinking that he has figured out the other party's path, and scoffing at Sigma's methods - he also thinks that Sigma wants to blow up the walls of the academy and secretly escape.

Therefore, he felt that this bear child too young, too simple Tucson was broken. If you want to make a big news all day long, but you don't improve your professional skills, you are doomed to have no use. You're an apprentice-level doll that can escape from the hands of the Sanctuary Master? Only by cultivating hard and advancing to a high-level mage can you have a little success rate. Look at you now. It's very worrying if you don't do your job. I think when I was young, I also used to talk and laugh with Mr. Sa, the level of the Dark Lord, I don't know how high it is higher than your little doll......

Facts have proved that the slightest negligence of that Sacred Domain Master has made him feel a great shame for the rest of his life.

The cannons of the October Revolution brought us ...... Bah. The explosion of the October events brought deep memories to the necromancers that will last a lifetime. That day. After many days of reconnaissance and arrangement, Sigma activated the fuse mechanism at the right time, and the directional impact reel guided the explosive impact generated by more than a dozen unstable dìng burst crystals in the same direction, coupled with the proper arrangement and tricky angle, it directly blew up the manure tank under the toilet into the sky. The weather was cool that day, the blazing sun shone down through the thick dark sky, forming a soft golden yellow, the first teacher-student collective meeting at the beginning of the new semester of Atlas had just ended, and the teachers and students of the college walked out of the auditorium in an orderly manner, and were sorting out the team in the square in front of the auditorium, preparing to disband in an orderly manner, and then they heard the sky surging and looked up, and an unknown object similar to a septic tank was whistling in the air across a rough arc, and then ...... The volley exploded.

Seeing the yellow and white things falling all over the sky, everyone is a person with common sense of life, and what the weird things that are scattered in the air are naturally known. Even the necromancers, who had always had stiff facial expressions, were so frightened that they opened their arcane shields in an uproar when they saw such a big battle, and then fled in all directions, for fear that their shields were not dense enough to stop the mysterious fluid that fell from the sky. Even the high-level necromancers and even the Sacred Realm masters, who usually boast of being witty and brave and extremely adaptable, panicked, after all, the postmodern Fauvist scene in front of them was out of their strain range - if a strong enemy launched a large-scale air attack with a meteor fire shower, of course they knew that they would use the Ice Prism Wanhua Mirror Array to unload the torrent of flames falling from the sky, but the fluid that fell from the sky was more terrifying than the indestructible molten flame flow that destroyed the city! This is a double attack in the material and spiritual realms, and blocking this thing not only requires extremely advanced spell attainments, but also undoubtedly requires a strong heart, after all, not everyone can chant incantations to the flying face of the sky without changing color......

The one who was born that day was not only impressed by all the teachers and students present, but also Sigma, hundreds of top spellcasters, from the veteran Sanctuary to the newcomers with endless potential, fled in the undisciplined revenge of a bear child who was not even a trainee mage—at that moment, Sigma awakened, and he felt that it was undoubtedly a very rewarding thing to toss the faces of this group of dead people who usually looked extremely calm to jump up and down, And this group of facial paralysis people who are more like dead people than living people, and they are not as old-fashioned and boring as they imagined, they just hide their feelings......

Judging from the code of the bear child, this death action is flawed, because the Great Demon King did not protect himself. At that time, Sigma wanted to take advantage of the chaos to escape, but he was caught by Mr. Sa himself, and then hung the street lamp for three days, and then disappeared. Compared to the catastrophe he caused, this kind of punishment is not like a punishment at all, and the reason can probably be guessed one or two, because of this incident, the masters are all disgraced, and they are tossed like this by a little rabbit cub, which really reflects the lax mentality of the teachers and students of the academy on security issues and emergency responses, necromancers are reasonable people, and they all feel shameless in punishing Sigma in this matter.

And in the long run, Sigma doesn't admit this kind of behavior, which can be characterized as tolerance and indulgence no matter how you look at it, but she must be a little moved in her heart, plus thinking about the scene of the light necromancers running around on weekdays, I can't help but have the idea of "It's not as boring as I imagined here". It must have been the first step for Sigma to gradually resign himself to his fate.

That was also the first battle in which Sigma became completely famous, and since then, most teachers and students have involuntarily felt a little weak when they encounter Sigma. In fact, the scene was so shocking that people couldn't remember it......

Today, Sigma is back in his old business, and now he is stronger than he was at that time in terms of lower depth and professional skills, and his opponent is thousands of times weaker, so it is simply not difficult at all.

I saw Ford go into the toilet. He is still not arrogant or impatient, and what is more frustrating than blowing up the toilet is undoubtedly blowing up the toilet when the other party is on the toilet. The timing must be chosen first, although Ford's action of running into the toilet is urgent, but it is not yet the impatient Cheng Dù, and the medicinal power is in the initial stage of making it at this time. The bitter lord will feel his belly rolling. Some pain, I really want to go to the tuba, at this time it is not a diarrhea, just normal excretion, and after it is done, I feel that the stomach pain is slightly relieved, and the second round of torrents will roll in, so that you will fall into it. I don't know the world - Sigma's planned blasting time is the moment when Mr. Fu has just finished the first **, lifts his pants and staggers and is about to go back to the house to rest. At that time, blowing up the toilet must have caused terrible sputter damage to Ford, and then he suffered a psychological and physical blow, and before he could go berserk or vomit, the second horrific flood caused by laxatives came...... Well, at that time, the explosion attracted other people, in front of everyone's eyes, the abdomen turned like thunder, maybe it was still covered with mysterious things, do you say that Mr. Fu She should take a shower first, or go to the toilet first, or just cut himself off? That's a question worth pondering......

A little white face with a big trumpet, of course Sigma will not prick up his ears to listen to the corner, after accidentally recovering Ford and the old butler's moon touch CG, this sissy has added a very suspicious attribute in Sigma's mind, that is,. He felt that Ford must have some inexplicable subtle relationship with the old man, and even the grudge with Eisen seemed to be explainable: this little white face was probably a rabbit master, probably when he met Eisen before, he fell in love with the dead fat man and wanted to forcibly occupy his body, which is not surprising. Some people may ask, with Eisen's size, Ford can also look at it? Isn't this nonsense? This sissy can even be used by an old man with an orange peel like the Golden Swordsman, and the weight of the taste is strange, it must be unique, and it is just a dead house of Eisen, and it is a ball.

Sigma certainly hated this kind of guy who seemed to be a, and of course he wouldn't listen to the sound of him going to the toilet, and he didn't bother to listen to Ford's somehow soft muttering. As for how to judge the right time to blow up the toilet? This one is not busy and worried, so Mr. Ford's screaming is used as a starting signal.

Why did Mr. Ford scream? Very simple. When Sigma was doing his hands and feet in the toilet before, he took special care of the soft paper in the toilet, the paper used to go to the toilet was very soft and new, and at a glance, he knew that it was a high-end product imported from the natural country.

The Great Demon King with a rigorous and serious attitude, sprinkled a little inconspicuous powder on the paper, this powder is made of a berry from the dark underworld crushed and dried, it turned out to be a flame-like red, Sigma thought that the color was too bright, and took great pains to reconcoct it, and added several absolutely safe ingredients, which was as fine as white as sand, and also enhanced the attachment, and at this moment sprinkled on the white toilet paper, there was no flaw at all.

As for that kind of berry, there is no official scientific name, the underground world is vast, although it is dark, but the species richness of the ecosystem is not inferior to the surface, and the botanists of the Druid House have not even compiled the biological genealogy of Nolen Da6, where is the time to open up the underground ecology? Because it is a specialty of the underground world, everyone follows the name of the local aborigines: Hell molten berries, although there are fruits, but basically only have medicinal value, no edible value, even Atlas, the famous "can't die" chef who cooks without taboos, will never use it as a seasoning, only the taste of the fierce ogre will bite a few when eating raw meat, the right to go to the fishy, but dare not eat more.

That's right, this thing highlights a spicy word, no, it has taken off the category of "spicy" and reached the realm of "poison", and Sigma uses a diluted version that will never be lethal after careful configuration and investigation, a real medicinal powder. Wear special gloves when handling them, as they can make you feel excruciating pain as long as they stick to your skin. If you get a little on your lips, you can swell into a sausage in an instant, and if you accidentally suck a little bit in, you can only "dry this bowl of corpse water, and be a necromancer in the next life".

This diluted version of Sigma, although not so scary, accidentally ate it in your mouth. It can also make you drink water until you are poisoned by water, and then the taste system is paralyzed for at least two or three days, and the crux of the matter is. The powder was not sprinkled on Mr. Fu's diet, but was carefully applied to the toilet paper he was about to use, and the diluted and blended powder did not cause anything unusual if it was directly on the skin, but it was directly contaminated with that kind of place...... That's sour. Don't dare to think!

Sigma thought about a series of traps that he had arranged, albeit simple, but lacking in virtue. sighed in his heart, even if it is the revenge of killing his father, but the world is so cruel, since this Ford dares to reach out, don't blame me for fighting back, although this counterattack seems to cause him an unbridgeable psychological shadow, but it is better than waving the holy sword and rushing directly into the mansion to kill them all - but then again, it seems that this is more ruthless than killing him with a sword......

Wrong wrong. Life is the most precious, and he sent men to ambush me. It looks like I want to kill the killer, not only that, but also hide the golden swordsman's cunzài, if I were an ordinary necromancer, stupidly sent to the door to be caught, the end may not be much better than this. I did not harm their personal safety, nor did I humiliate their dignity, nor did I hinder their freedom, but I only deterred and counterattacked in the form of a prank, and I was simply an ambassador of peace, repaying grievances with virtue, and I was really a model of the protagonist of the Virgin, and no one could find fault in the slightest, well, that's it.

Sigma Tian shamelessly defined his behavior, and was thinking about his next move, what should be done tonight has been done, just waiting to watch the show, but if Mr. Ford has experienced such a setback and continues to fight without fear of hardship and tiredness, he should also continue to give him a heart-warming test, do you want to continue to play tomorrow?

At this moment, a short scream suddenly came from the direction of the toilet, which twisted through the layers of walls, and appeared a little distorted, some screeching, but it was indeed full of pain - this sound was a real sissy, Sigma pouted.

He was sitting on the edge of the window at the moment, his legs shaking, and when he heard this sound, the necromancer narrowed his eyes, revealing a stranger than Hyogo? Miss Coriander, Kim Haha? Mr. Curator and Yao? No buying and selling, no killing? The boss of the sun and moon had to smile with feeling, and then gently slapped his palms and grinned: "Phoenix wings and skyflying!" ”

A little red mangs arrive first, and then soar out like a dragon.

The dull explosion set off a violent airflow, and the door of the toilet suddenly burst open, Sigma used the holy sword early to lay down a layer of air freshening film, specifically to block some discordant breath, only to see the fire in the door flickering, thick smoke billowing, at the same time, the ceiling roared, it turned out that the golden swordsman who was on guard on the top of the building noticed the abnormal fluctuation of the fire element for the first time, and directly drew his sword to break through the ceiling, falling from the sky, this sword cut the wall like cutting tofu, the sword roared, showing the golden swordsman's heritage, the majestic figure held a long swordIt seems that the elemental moon genus of this golden old man is of the earth element series, and the earth element douqi moon genus has both common characteristics such as earth shock, petrified defense and metal changes, as well as extremely rare talents such as gravity control, I don't know what his detailed attributes are.

However, the place where the golden old man exploded was the toilet, and for some reason he hesitated, did not come forward to check, but shouted: "Ford, what's wrong!" ”

Sigma didn't have this concern, although the pure masters never looked back at the explosion, but he really wanted to see Ford's panicked face for the first time - two burst scrolls were placed in his explosive mechanism, connected by time-delay wires, the first explosion was to fill the opponent's house, and the second explosion was directional, to push the opponent out of the gap in the explosion directly out of the mansion, and land on the flat ground in front of the mansion - with the strength of the opponent's silver swordsman, falling from this height, not even half a point of injury, but, Sigma didn't expect to hurt him, the best was yet to come!

At this time, I heard Ford's slightly panicked shout, although the voice was a man's voice, but the temperament of the sissy was completely revealed, both panicked and disgusted, it was like crying, more sissy than a sissy: "Don't come over the housekeeper grandpa!" I'm fine! ”

It's no wonder that it's okay! Sigma smiled proudly and hurried forward. At the same time, a second explosion was created, and a powerful air stream was blown outward. Blowing the caught Ford far away and pushing it out, Sigma glanced at it, but was slightly stunned, and then sighed in annoyance: a layer of ice-blue oval shield appeared on the other party's body, and a pool of dark yellow things was slowly sliding down on the dreamlike shield, and it was obviously this mana shield that saved Ford's life. So that he did not directly enjoy the pleasure of being baptized. But it didn't matter, listening to the tone he was almost throwing up just now, watching the thing slowly slipping off the shield. It must have caused a very deep psychological shadow on him...... A slight mistake is harmless.

But I didn't expect this swassy gunner to have high-level defense magic props on her hands? And it's an automatic touch type that senses the fluctuation of abnormal elements and is excited.,This kind of high-end color is very rare.,It seems that his backer is even tougher than I imagined......

Sigma looked at Ford as he flew out in a panic. Although it is with its back to itself. But I can still imagine how panicked and angry he was at the moment, and then the necromancer appeared, flying in the air, this guy was actually lifting his pants, and now he was half of his pants, still showing half of his ass and a little bit of his buttocks, Sigma accidentally glanced at it, and then decided to go back and wash his eyes - and at the same time he was still smiling in his heart: worthy of a sissy. It's just a sissy and a little white face, and her ass looks like a woman. It's just a natural little ......

Glancing at Ford Wolf Bèi with satisfaction, Sigma clapped his palms again.

The entire mansion was all alarmed because of the previous explosion, but at this moment there was a sudden greater noise, because when, the toilets of the whole mansion exploded one after another, if it was just that, the kitchen and other places with flammable materials and columns were also lit for some reason, and the billowing flames rose with thick smoke, and the mansion was in chaos, the golden swordsman rushed into the toilet, glanced at Ford who fell to the ground, and after confirming that the other party was safe, he immediately rushed back to Ford's room, began to salvage something important, and at the same time, the roar of the housekeeper's grandfather resounded throughout the mansion: "This is not a fire!" It was a premeditated attack! Listen, everyone, pack up your things and jump out of the window with your important belongings! Then gather together and don't try to put out the fire, let alone go alone! Move fast! ”

This golden swordsman has a high prestige among the group, and his orders have been thoroughly carried out, and after a minute or two, the sound of the window breaking sounded, and the mansion is only three or four floors, this height, even if it is a bronze rank warrior, as long as he falls in a decent posture, he can be uninjured, not to mention the silver swordsmen who have a fighting spirit, Sigma looked at the golden swordsman who rushed into Ford's room, and touched the holy sword behind him, if he wants, none of the people in the entire mansion will want to come out alive, But if his purpose is to kill someone, there is no need to beat around the bush.

After the Golden Swordsman packed up the three boxes as quickly as possible, he hit the fit and flew out of the window of Ford's bedroom, smashing on the ground like a cannonball, with a dull roar, and after he landed straight and straight, he moved his legs like a person who was fine, and ran to the front yard of the mansion, the Golden Swordsman's physique strengthened by the fighting spirit can be seen.

Sigma also flew out of the window, and instead of landing, it flew high into the air. This mansion did not invite servants, all of them were mercenaries brought by Ford, he looked down from above, including the wounded, everyone had escaped, but the fire in the mansion was getting bigger and bigger, and the mages in the team were still injured, even if there were golden swordsmen in charge, it was impossible to extinguish the fire - after all, the things suitable for extinguishing the fire were water and sand, not fighting spirit.

But Mr. Ford and his friends couldn't put out the fire, and as Mr. Ford's acquaintance, they couldn't help - Sigma smiled at the corner of his mouth and clapped his palm again.

A dull roar erupted in the distance, just like what Sigma did back then, after a carefully calculated and carefully designed directional explosion blew a sealed cart into the sky, roaring into the open space in front of the mansion in the night, the cart was full of dung, which Sigma wanted to take revenge on Eisen's dead house at that time, and instructed the safflower sticks to prepare, but as Sigma and Eisen turned enemies into friends in the name of the white river, this cart of dung was completely useless, and today to help Mr. Ford and them extinguish the fire, which can be regarded as waste utilization, The merit is immeasurable, and it is good.

The cart exploded in the air, and countless suspicious objects turned into overwhelming fluids under the action of strong air currents, and the mercenaries made a big noise, they didn't have the ability of the mage to open the shield, they only felt that their faces were hot and they were stained with that, and then they reacted to what was falling from the sky, so they exclaimed loudly, constantly dodged, and some vomited on the spot.

The golden swordsman shouted angrily, brandished his long sword and set off a blazing wind, blowing the falling things far away, protecting him and Ford's safety, Sigma looked at the chaotic crowd, he was in a very good mood, but for some reason he was a little melancholy, through the firelight, he looked at Ford's uncertain face, then smiled, turned his head and flew in the direction of home.

It's late enough, and if it drags on any longer, Athena and Kieley will be in a hurry.

It's just that what Sigma didn't know was that looking at the chaotic crowd, looking at the burning mansion, looking at the black substance in the sky, feeling the pain rolling in his abdomen, and feeling the hot sting pain in that place, Ford slowly squatted down, wow, and cried...... (To be continued......)

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