Chapter 121: Rock-paper-scissors
Suarez, the head chef of the Earl of McNus, is one of the top ten chefs in the country, and his ancestral craftsmanship, the creamy steak is charred on the outside and tender on the inside, but this did not stop Miss Laura's mouth. The words "food is silent" are completely useless here for Laura. At first, Laura was a little awkward and insisted that she was not hungry, but she forgot about the stubble as she ate, and began to talk to Duang about the trial illusion.
And Du Ang is a little absent-minded, Laura will say whatever he asks, and there is nothing to hide from her, after determining that Du Ang is the tyrant of the imperial capital, Laura stood up angrily, almost put the plate on Du Ang's face, Du Ang was startled, and shouted What kind of wind are you smoking? As a result, Laura smiled coldly and asked, "Do you know my name in the Trials Illusion?" ”
"I don't know."
"My name is 'Tick Tick'!"
All right......
What followed was the touching moment of revenge and revenge, Laura said let you bully me in the trial illusion, I will kill you, and then chased Duang all over the house with a knife to cut steaks. And Du Ang complained bitterly and said I didn't know it was you, misunderstanding, all misunderstanding, I knew that it was you, I must have walked around, how far to hide, even if I borrowed my two guts, I wouldn't dare to sneak attack you.
After a long time of fighting, the two of them sat down again, not to mention, such a fuss, Du Ang's originally very gloomy mood was actually much better, he asked Laura if he was full, Laura snorted angrily and said that he was already full, but he was hungry again after such a toss, Du Ang said that it was easy to do, and then turned his head to greet Chef Suarez, who had been standing behind, and was a little at a loss to cook two more steaks. Laura said that it was not enough to have steak alone, but also to add a vegetable soup, Duon smiled, said yes, and then instructed Suarez to add another vegetable soup according to Laura's request.
Suarez heard the order to retreat immediately, wiping the sweat on his forehead as he walked, just now I saw these two little ancestors chasing me and cutting them, with a posture of wanting to kill people, Suarez was frightened. If he hadn't been stuck in the house and couldn't get out, he would have gone outside to call for help, but after making trouble for a long time, he found that it was not an enemy who fought for life and death, but just a pair of happy enemies joking. Carrying a knife to make a joke, is this the latest fashionable way to flirt? No way. When you get home, you have to ask the little bunny at home. If he jokes with his girlfriend like this on weekdays, Lao Tzu has to slap him hard, I can't control Young Master Duang, but my son will never allow this, there is no light or heavy under the young man's hands, if something really happens, who will he cry to?
Duon said to Laura, "Your temper really needs to be changed. It's always so violent, it's easy to offend people, and I've seen you so many times in the Trials Illusion, it seems like every time you're either hunted down or just hacked to death. You said you have a bad reputation. ”
Laura snorted and said, "You want to take care of it?" But she also muttered something in her heart, too...... Why is it that there are always people who are idle and have nothing to do to trouble themselves?
The two continued to chat, from the strategy skills in the trial fantasy to this ring competition, Du Ang said that I don't have a chance to continue to participate in the competition now, you have to continue to work hard, don't let people fall down and embarrass me.
Laura glared and said, "What does it have to do with you whether I was beaten down or not?" I'm embarrassed, what's your business?
Du Ang smiled and didn't speak, but what he thought in his heart was: "You are my future wife, your disgrace is my disgrace, what an obvious thing!" ”
Laura is not a fool, seeing Du Ang's smile so ambiguous, she immediately understood Du Ang's thoughts, couldn't help blushing, and then deliberately made a very angry expression, and asked Du Ang: "Don't talk about those things that are not needed, first tell me how you should compensate me." ”
"Compensate you? What to compensate? Duang didn't understand.
Laura stood up and slapped the table: "You bullied me in the trial illusion for nothing?" ”
"Don't get excited, don't get excited!" Du Ang waved his hand again and again: "Didn't I tell you just now that this was a misunderstanding......
Alas, my wife is good at everything, she looks good, her family background is good, and her voice is quite sweet, but this temper is ...... It's so sad to say that you will turn your face!
"Humph!" Laura shook her head: "It's not okay to misunderstand, I tell you, in the future in the trial illusion, you must listen to me, you have to do whatever I tell you to do......"
"Why?" As soon as Du Ang heard this, he didn't do anything, and everything else was easy to say, but can he agree to this kind of thing casually? I'll do what you tell me to do? What do you think? Who has ever seen the development of the queen route in the Lori cultivation plan? It's okay to let you order, but you can't go too far, if you blindly retreat and agree to anything, then how will the husband cheer up in the future? Lao Tzu doesn't want to be the kind of man who whispers and brings his wife water to wash her feet.
"It's up to you to bully me, you have to compensate me!"
"No, there is no such compensation!"
"I just say yes!"
"No, no, no, no!"
"Okay, okay, okay, just do it!"
Just like the previous one at Duon's birthday party, the two began to fight again with blushing faces and thick necks.
It's just that, while fighting, Du Ang laughed in his heart, he is also an adult with two lifetimes of experience, and he actually competes so vigorously with this little Lori who is not even fully developed, alas, it is embarrassing, he is really going back the more he lives.
"Or else!" Laura rolled her eyes, stretched out a hand, and shook it in front of Du Ang's eyes defiantly: "Let's fight, if you win me, all the things you bullied me before will be written off, but if you lose, then ...... Hum! ”
As she spoke, Laura reached out and drew her sword!
Du Ang's head was buzzing, wondering if his wife could still do it? Why do you have to draw your sword and play violence at every turn? At this moment, Duon is deeply worried about his married life.
"You don't have enough tricks in bed, I'll hack you to death!"
"You woke up late, I fought with you."
"What were you doing with that woman just now? Eyebrows, take me a sword......"
Your Sister's ...... Is this my miserable life? I can't live this TMD day.
"Do you dare?" Laura frowned.
"My eldest lady, you can just spare me." Du Ang said with a sad face: "This is not a ring, nor is it a trial illusion. This is my house, and you are a guest at my house, if I fight with you, it will not hurt anyone, come, come, sit down, sit down, let's talk about the weather and talk about life while eating delicious steaks, isn't it? Why do you have to dance with a sword so violently? Laura, let me tell you, the only way to solve things is to use fists and swords, but also to use other methods, such as rock-paper-scissors...... That's right. Do you know what rock-paper-scissors is? ”
Rock-paper-scissors?
With such a strange name, Laura really didn't know what it was.
"I'll teach you!"
Duang stretched out his fist and gestured: "This is a stone." ”
Then two more fingers were held out: "Here's the scissors." ”
Finally, he slapped openly: "This is the cloth." ”
"And then?" Laura asked.
Du Ang gestured with his two hands and showed them one by one: "The basic rule is this, let's go out together." Look, just like me. Rock-paper-scissors. There are three in total, among which scissors win paper, cloth wins rock, and rock wins scissors. Just one more time, got it? ”
"Understood, but what's the use of that?"
"Silly you?" Duang nodded Laura's head: "Do you have to fight and kill to decide who wins and who loses?" You see, isn't that the same? Convenient, fast and safe......"
He raised his fist: "Do you want to try?" I guess you can't beat me. ”
"Who says I can't beat you?" Laura's temper just can't stand it. Suddenly, like a rabbit that has been stepped on by the tail, he rolled up his arms and sleeves and stretched out his small fist to gesture: "Try it." ”
"Okay, if I win, the previous thing will be written off."
"Of course, but if you lose, you will have to listen to me in the trial illusion in the future, and you will have to do whatever I ask you to do, and you are not allowed to agree."
The conditions were negotiated, and the two of them pulled up the stance: "Rock scissors...... Cloth! Rock scissors...... Cloth! ”
The wind is light, and the victory and defeat have been divided.
Looking at the scissors in his hand, and then at Duon's stone, Laura's little face suddenly shrank.
"I won! Hehe, the words pay the preface, the previous things are written off. Duang said with a smile. It's like coaxing a child.
"How did you know I was going to get out the scissors?"
"Meng's Bei, that's all there are anyway!" Du Ang thought so in his heart, but he didn't tell the truth, but smiled, and said Of course I know that you must be out of the scissors, because you are a woman.
"Women have to make scissors?" Laura was confused.
"Have you ever seen a man with scissors?" Duang snorted.
Laura is speechless, what kind of logic is this?
Hee-hee haha teased Laura, Du Ang's originally low mood was much better, although his wife had a bad temper, but it was also a lot of fun to tease her, suddenly, at this time, the game external receiver in Du Ang's pocket that had not moved for a long time suddenly came to a prompt, and it rang didi. Du Ang took it out and looked at it, and was stunned for a moment.
Mission 4: Sword & Sorcery ...... Finish!
No way!
Duang was shocked.
Task 4 is the task that Du Ang has delayed the longest time so far, requiring him to defeat Laura when the level is not lower than the third level, look at the name of the task of sword and magic, Du Ang has always thought that it is necessary to fight with Laura with real knives and guns, but what I never expected is that the method of using rock-paper-scissors is also counted, and if I knew this, what kind of heart would I have? Wouldn't it be okay to just rock-paper-scissors with her? …… Okay, Duang couldn't laugh or cry, but anyway, Mission 4 was completed.
"What's that?" Laura stared at the game external receiver in Du Ang's hand without stopping, very strange what it was, strange shape, and wanted to borrow it to see, but at this time, there was a very urgent knock on the door outside: "Young master, young master!" ”
It was the voice of the little maid Lilia.
"What's wrong?" Duon was startled, and hurriedly went over to open the door, Lilia had been staying in the room to take care of Count McNuss, could it be her father who came to knock on the door so suddenly...... (To be continued......)