Chapter 37: Spraying ......
"Garbage system, don't make trouble for me!" Liu Xie was furious.
"Ding, the host triggered the task to worship Miyu as a teacher, and by the way, a new mysterious mission was triggered, the host please complete the task as soon as possible!"
"Hold the grass, how can you do this?"
"Ding, the host apprenticeship mission can only be completed today!"
"Okay, beauty, brother, Oak, you can be happy with Oak, right?"
The evil woman in his mind smiled, and Liu Xie had a ghostly expression.
How is this system so like a goblin, is it already highly intelligent to such a point?
"Dare to pit Lao Tzu, I will do it with you in the future!"
Liu Xie swore a vicious curse in his heart.
However, the little beauty that this system has become is quite beautiful.
Seeing that Liu Xie seemed to be a little depressed, Mi Yu thought that she was attracted by her beauty, and secretly scolded the little rascal in her heart.
There was a faint joy in my heart, after all, this is a manifestation of charm.
She glanced at Liu Xie, Liu Xie's heart fluttered, and he couldn't help but look at it a few more times.
This woman is truly beautiful.
A flawless goose egg face is very charming, and a tailor-made dress perfectly shows her mature and plump figure.
A smile and a smile are heart-wrenching, as if he was born with a charming bone
After glancing at Liu Xie, he returned to the appearance of an eternal iceberg.
Such an iceberg beauty is the easiest to make people rise to the idea of conquest, and any man wants to melt this iceberg and keep it for himself.
If you can succeed in making her gentle as water, this sense of accomplishment will be infinitely magnified.
At this time, the old man spoke.
"I don't know what a few little friends are doing when they come to our Chu Village?"
Anyone with a discerning eye can see that Liu Xie is the backbone of this group of people, which seems a little weird to them, but they don't feel too disobedient.
"Old man, it's like this, we have traveled a long way, passing by here, seeing that it is not early, and we wanted to spend the night here.
But we saw that there were thieves who were murderous and wanted to rush into the village, apparently trying to loot your village, so we solved it easily. ”
Liu Xie did not deliberately raise his posture, nor did he lower his posture, he was so polite and seemed extremely educated, which was easy for people to have a good impression.
Xiong Daxiong and other more honest people on the side think that Liu Xie is a kind-hearted person who pulls out a knife to help him when he sees injustice.
They felt that except for the stupid big man, everyone else didn't look like a bad person, and they had gradually let down their guard against Liu Xie and the others.
However, Mi Sheng did not have a sense of gratitude to Liu Xie and them, he has been paying attention to Liu Xie and Mi Yu, to be precise, paying attention to Mi Yu.
The "eyebrows and eyebrows" of the two did not hide from his eyes.
Mi Yu has always been lukewarm to him, and he looks like he is rejecting people thousands of miles away, which makes him have nowhere to give his full courtesy.
However, she was actually angry with this little kid just now, of course, this doesn't involve the love between men and women, but Liu Xie's little kid is too evil, so he instinctively ignores that he is a child.
He felt like a coquettish between a man and a woman, and although he felt a little absurd, jealousy drove him crazy, and he was furious.
What's more, he is a person who will repay him, and he feels unbearable in his heart.
Therefore, for Liu Xie, he was full of hostility and was aggressive in an instant.
"How do you know they're going to be against us, how do you know we need your help, these people are just passing by, and if you kill them, won't you cause us trouble?"
When Mi Sheng said this, not only did Diao Chan and the girls look at him unpleasantly, but Dian Wei and Tai Shici almost beat him.
As other people in the same village, they also looked at him in surprise and frowned.
The old man looked at him with displeasure, and Mi Yu glanced at him with even more disgust, and then the corners of his mouth hooked up with a faint mockery.
This is completely treating kindness as a donkey's liver and lungs, if Liu Xie is really talking nonsense.
The point is, everyone knows that these cavalry are here to plunder them.
You must know that several nearby villages have been looted, and to this day, those villages are still full of unjust ghosts.
The night was even more terrible, and there was a howl of wolves, and the whole village was killed, no one collected the corpses, and the bones were gnawed away by the wolves.
Liu Xie is a little inexplicable, he has no enmity with this guy, why does he seem to have a blood feud with himself?
However, being questioned like this, he would not suffer this dumb loss, and said with a cold smile: "The dog bites Lu Dongbin, and he doesn't know the hearts of good people!"
Mi Sheng didn't know who Lu Dongbin was, but there was no doubt that this sentence contained a lot of irony.
He was furious and brazenly attacked!
"You dare!"
Dian Wei and Tai Shi Ci were furious, and dared to assassinate His Majesty in front of them, but they simply didn't take the two of them in their eyes.
Liu Xie watched him come by deceiving him, he didn't blink his eyes, he just smiled faintly, "Shoot lightly, don't kill people!"
This sentence, of course, was said to Dian Wei and Tai Shici.
However, Mi Sheng thought it was said to him, and sneered in his heart, you let me be lighter, isn't this very shameless?
So his heart was crossed and he struck violently......
Boom!
Someone flew upside down.
Dian Wei and Tai Shi Ci were one left and one right, the speed was extremely fast, and they cooperated tacitly, one hit him on the left cheek, and the other hit him on the right cheek.
Qi Sheng's originally handsome face shrugged down. I also lost a lot of teeth in an instant.
In a short period of time, the two of them kicked in unison and kicked Mi Sheng away.
smashed into the pigsty not far away, swallowed a lot of pig manure, and was unlucky.
The people of Chu Village all looked at Dian Wei and Tai Shi Ci with awe and guard.
Although Mi Sheng did not do it right, after all, they were their kindred, so Xiong Daxiong and the others had already taken out their weapons.
"Stop, you go and see what Mi Sheng is like!" the old man instructed a few young men beside him.
Two men hurried to the pigsty, and the pigs in the pigsty suddenly made a startled sound.
They kicked the pig away and found that Mi Sheng's entire head had sunk into pig dung, and the two men endured the stench and helped him to his feet.
Mi Yu was bright, and her expression was more determined about Liu Xie's guess.
So she smiled faintly, full of charm, shook her delicate body, and walked to the front.
She looked at Liu Xie and said with a smile: "Little brother, are you really here to spend the night?"
Liu Xie suddenly turned into a cute expression, and asked weakly: "Yes, sister beauty, are you willing to take me in?"
It is said that the beauty does not have much resistance to the cute little Zhengtai.
Sure enough, she felt an itch in her heart.
I really want to take care of this lovely child.
For some reason, the Diao Chan girls on the side actually cast a sympathetic look at Mi Yu.
Intuition told them that this demonic sister was going to suffer, and Lu Lingqi was even more chilled. thinks that at the beginning, she was pitted by this cute expression, and she also realized it later.
"My sister's room can only sleep two people, you have to sleep with my sister tonight!"
"That's right!"
Liu Xie couldn't ask for it.
If I can secretly take her down at night, I don't know if the mysterious mission will be completed.
For this extremely bewitching woman, Liu Xie does not have much psychological burden.
On the contrary, he is full of sexual interest.
At this time, the two young men from Chu Village covered their noses with one hand and walked over with their faces completely deformed.
Seeing Mi Sheng's appearance at this time, they couldn't help but gasp, their originally handsome faces were no longer recognizable at this time.
Moreover, he kept spitting out the things in his mouth, so ...... It's actually pig manure......
Oh, my God!
Vomit!
Lu Lingqi and the others retched for a while.
Dian Wei and Tai Shi Ci were obviously very satisfied with the perfect cooperation just now.
They glanced at each other and smiled evilly at the corners of their mouths.
Liu Xie couldn't cry or laugh.
Liu Xie saw the resentful look in the guy's eyes and pretended not to see it.
With Dian Wei and Tai Shici here, even if this guy wants to make trouble, he can't make any waves.
As soon as Mi Sheng came out of the pigsty, he heard that his beloved goddess was going to sleep with this evil fellow, and Mi Sheng couldn't bear it anymore and spit out a mouthful of pig dung.
He obviously wanted to stop it, but his mouth was gagged, and his voice changed to "woo woo woo......
As he spoke, he sprayed feces......
I don't know what he's talking about......
It stinks so much that everyone stays away from him, and no one cares what he wants to say.
Soon, into the night.
Sure enough, the old man arranged a separate room for Lu Lingqi's three daughters, and also arranged a room for Dian Wei and Tai Shici.
Only Liu Xie was not arranged a room, and Liu Xiehe really wanted to sleep with Miyu.
She didn't know Liu Xie's lethality, but Diao Chan and the girls knew it very well, and they were all guessing if something would happen tonight.
Dian Wei and Tai Shici did not go to rest in the house, as bodyguards, they had to fulfill their duties and guard outside the house to protect Liu Xie and several girls.
Liu Xie had no choice but to let them go.
With their strength, they have long been protected from cold and heat, and they are actually the same inside and outside the house.
Soon, Liu Xie and Mi Yu went to bed.
He had no scruples, and took off only his big pants, which made Mi Yu glare at him.
Although Mi Yu is just a harmless child, he still wears very conservative clothes and retains very conservative profane clothes.
Liu Xie didn't see what he wanted to see, and he was a little disappointed.
"Sister Beauty, you seem to be very powerful, or else, I ...... Ahem, I worship you as a teacher, right?"
Hearing Liu Xie's words just now, he seemed to be a little speechless, and called himself me.
Mi Yu didn't seem to notice it, her face showed joy, and she pinched Liu Xie's little face.
This fleshy face is so cute.
She smiled and asked, "Of course, what do you want to learn from me?"
"My sister is so beautiful, teach me how to do it...... Hey, ahem, vegetables, right?"
"Cooking, my sister doesn't know how to cook!"
"No matter what, you can always teach me something, I just want to worship you as a teacher!"
"Alright, good, good boy!"
Liu Xie's mind suddenly sounded the prompt sound of the completion of the task.
"Ding, congratulations to the host, complete the apprenticeship task. ”
Liu Xie was delighted, he didn't expect to complete the task so easily, isn't there a reward for completing the task?
He asked eagerly, "What about the reward?"
"Nope!"
The system answered crisply.
Liu Xie was speechless, so he had to go and get other rewards by himself.
"Master, you're so good, Mu!"
Liu Xie smacked her fiercely.
However, this position is a little wrong, not a kiss on the face, but mouth to mouth......
Mi Yu felt very strange, her face was red and her ears were red.
She even felt as if her body was reacting in a strange way.
She was a little ashamed and didn't dare to think about it.
"Good boy, sleep!"
Liu Xie was pulled into her soft embrace. Liu Xie felt her amazing elasticity and charm, and compared her with Diao Chan and the girls in her heart.
The conclusion is that Diao Chan is not as mature and delicious as her in some aspects.
After all, they are not fully developed.
"Master, it's been a long night, why don't we play a game!"
A wicked smile flashed across Liu Xie's face.
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