Chapter 17: Group P Gives Me New Life!

England's match against Latvia at Wembley Stadium on September 10 ended with England winning 4-0. Hausen, Ben? Parker, Ashley? Hood, Phil? Jones and the others ran out together to be happy.

Phil, who has only been with Leeds United for a short time? Jones, now even a member of Leeds United's "Swordsmen's Regiment", this kid is in Ashley? After Hood knew what the "swordsman group" was doing, he jumped into the fire pit without hesitation.

"Wield the sword under your crotch and kill all the beauties in the world!"

This advertising slogan was conceived by Shaq, but now it has become the only way for the Leeds United "Swordsman Corps" to recruit new people, Ashley? Hood is not much of Van Gaal, but he is very popular, and basically the young people who have joined Leeds United have been pulled by him and Pivkowski, but only Phil? Jones is now officially on the group.

German goalkeeper Mark, Boyata, Wijnaldum and others are still hesitating, they are all Van Gaal's descendants, but the "old" players of Leeds United are now hugging together, if they join this "swordsman team" again, Leeds United's dressing room will really lose its balance, Jonny? Hausen, Ben? Parker's influence in the dressing room is already very strong now, and Van Gaal will not be able to control it by then.

After listening to the purpose of the "Swordsman Group", Rooney and Nani are also very yearning, but these two people are now the fathers of the two children, and Nani is also engaged to his girlfriend, just waiting for the wedding on a certain date, and he can only yearn for it, and he sighs strongly that this group of boys from Leeds United will play. When I was young, I knew all over the world, why didn't I have such a great ambition!?

Nani's kid has a thigh muscle strain, and the injury is not very serious, but there is no problem with normal movements, after playing in London. He returned to Manchester with Shaq and Wayne Rooney.

Robert? Green, Ashley? Young, Smalling, they were back in Manchester early after the game, these are good boys, Robert? Green is 34 years old, Ashley? Yang is 29 years old, even if these two have a family, but 24-year-old Smalling also has a beautiful girlfriend who loves to die and live, even if the three bad boys want to develop new partners.

On the way back to Manchester with Rooney and Nani, Shaq was still in a good mood humming a song, this trip to the England team was really fruitful, and the intimacy with "Chubby" Rooney reached full value. And the intimacy with Nani has also reached 80%, and playing together again can give him a bonus with teammates, especially finding a way to increase intimacy, which makes Shaq even more cool to the bone, and the feeling of God controlling everything on the football field when he was at Leeds United has become clearer and clearer.

Shaq sat in the front row and didn't have nothing to sing and signaled to chat with the driver of the chartered car, but the two guys sitting in the back were sleeping and snoring, and a few people played even crazier last night, and found twenty beautiful models to sleep with them in one go.

In London, England's richest and most erosive city. You can find any kind of beauty you want, provided you are willing to spend money. But none of these stars are millionaires, and even Rooney has a net worth of hundreds of millions, so the quality of these twenty beauties is extremely high, except for eight from England, the other twelve are all foreigners, and none of them are of the same nationality. It even included Asia, South America, North America, Africa, and Oceania, and Nani was hooked on it as a world war.

But the problem is that Shaq's physical fitness is at the limit of human beings, and it is not yet a teammate bonus skill that can only be used during the game. Although Rooney and Nani are very strong, they are only at the level of professional players, after a night of madness, now the two of them are really tired and their legs are weak, but they still have to recharge their energy and wait to fight again when they go home, otherwise they will not be able to explain to their wives and girlfriends!

Shaq didn't know how Rooney and Nani would explain to his wife and girlfriend when they got home, but he knew that when he saw them at Carrington Base the next day, Rooney had a band-aid on his forehead, and Nani looked triumphant.

After asking, Shaq couldn't help laughing, Rooney's forehead was smashed by his wife Colleen with a bedside lamp, but Nani went back and said that he had a thigh muscle strain, and he hung up the "no battle card" directly.

After the international break, Simon? Except for a minor injury to Nani, there is nothing wrong with the rest of Grayson's generals, just Simon? Grayson took advantage of the opportunity to start rotating the team.

On September 13, the "Red Devils" came to London again to challenge the "Gunners" Arsenal away. Grayson only used Ashley? Young replaced right midfielder Nani, and then Manchester United played a crazy 6:1 massacre in front of countless "black bandanas" at the Emirates Stadium!

The perpetrator of this massacre is not Shaq, who has scored goals like a volcano recently, but Rooney, who has been very low-key before!

In this game, Rooney, who still has a scar on his forehead, is like a god, and only 4 minutes into the game, he received a pass from Van der Wielle in the Arsenal small penalty area, and beat the Brazilian central defender Dede and French central defender Koschelny, and pushed the ball into the goal guarded by Szczesny...... 1：0！

On 17 minutes, Wayne Rooney was in the same position and connected to Ashley on the right. Young's pass, this time with another header from Sagna, was blasted into the Gunners' door again...... 2:0！

In the 32nd minute, Manchester United launched a counterattack on the right side, Valencia sent a pass with an arc to the penalty spot, "Little Fat" rushed up to squeeze away Koscherny, and pushed with the arch of his right foot, and the score became 3:0!

After only 32 minutes of play in the first half, "Little Fat" Rooney completed a hat trick, which made the Arsenal fans at the Emirates Stadium fall into despair, such a "Red Devil" is not something that the "Gunners" can resist at all!

As far away as Manchester City, Manchester United supporters also celebrated the team's excellent performance on the road, and barrels of beer were poured into their stomachs, Manchester United this season. has really become the "Red Devil" who dominated European football at the beginning, and it is even more powerful and domineering than at that time!

This time, the Reds, who had led by three goals in the first half, did not repeat the mistakes they made against Leeds United, and did not relax at all at the start of the second half, but attacked more ferociously......

In the 50th minute, Shaq transferred Valencia's pass to the left side of the small penalty area in front of the Arsenal goal!

The pass was sudden. But today's "little fat" is another Shaq with full attribute values, and he has already run to this position early in the morning, and after the ball comes, Rooney pushes the arch of his left foot, and the ball "whooshs" and flies into the Arsenal goal by grazing the left post...... 4:0！

Rooney, who completed the "Big Four Happiness", was so excited that he went crazy, and Shaq, who came to celebrate, yelled: "Shaq! Swarm P! Swarm P! Fucking group P gave me a new lease of life! Hahahaha! ”

I...... I'll go!

Shaq was speechless for a while, and he gave you a new lease of life with a fucking group P, which was given to you by Lao Tzu's teammates' bonus skills!?

Six minutes later, United whipped in a corner from the left. Subotic flicked his head in the six-yard box and the ball flew into the Gunners' for the fifth time of the game...... 5:0！

After that, with 79 minutes played, Arsenal's Chamak pulled a goal back for the "Gunners".

But in the 84th minute of the game, Rooney made a pass on the left side that seemed to be a pass and a shot on the goal, but after a deliberate miss when Shaq was competing for a header, he deceived Arsenal goalkeeper Szczesny and flew directly into Arsenal's goal...... 6:1！

After this goal is scored. "Little Fat" was stunned, he really didn't understand that this was the situation in front of him...... Five goals! Five!

In Rooney's career. He has never scored so many goals in a single game, and Rooney has encountered such a thing as "Big Four Happiness", but he has scored no goals in one game...... This is definitely a history-making miracle!

After confirming that the goal was counted on him, "Little Fat" could not be calmer anymore, and ran frantically to the stands of only 2,000 Manchester United hardcore "Red Knights", and he slid down in front of these fans with open arms......

When Shaq ran up to him and hugged him in celebration. Rooney hugged Shaq hard: "Shaq, thank you!" Thank you for allowing me to score another goal! ”

Shaq was also not modest, and laughed: "Wayne, we are brothers!" Thank you! ”

Rooney also laughed and patted Shaq hard: "Yes, we are brothers!" Go back to the group P! ”

Belch!

Shaq was speechless: Your sister! We're both 100% intimate! Who the fuck is going to go with you in a group!

in the Emirates Stadium. Arsenal's commentator was sighing: "Alas, our luck is really bad, today, in such a game, we met a rampage Wayne!" Five goals in a single game! This is a personal record set by Wayne! It's a pity that we are the background for him today...... Manchester United's luck is really good, even if there is a Shaq, even the twenty-eight-year-old Wayne suddenly broke out! Could it be Simon? Does Grayson really have some kind of unknown magic that can send his players into a state of madness!? ”

Arsenal boss Steve? Bruce also shook his head helplessly on the sidelines and smiled bitterly, his results this season are really not very good, the first game was a 4-0 victory over Sunderland, and the second round was forced to draw 1:1 by Fulham away, and then this third round ...... 1:6 defeat at home to the old enemy Manchester United!

Maybe...... Maybe the Manchester United team in front of you can really create the best record of the "Red Devils"!?

Playing days, Steve? Bruce played for Manchester United for nine years from the 1987 season to the 1996 season, and was the main central defender when the "Red Devils" rose, and as a central defender, he also scored goals in his career for 18 consecutive years, and scored 13 goals in 31 games for Manchester United in the 1990~1991 season!

Steve, who has experienced the rise of Manchester United? Bruce has a deep affection for Manchester United, but now looking at the "Red Devils" in front of him, who have nothing to do with him at that time, his feelings are very complicated...... (To be continued......)