510 "Old Woman" Jerking Off

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“egooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooal,egoal,égolégolégol,égolégolégol,égolégolégol!!! Edison! Edison! Edison!!! A brilliant free-kick! Edison's goal tricked the Juventus team's human wall, and also played Juventus goalkeeper Gianluigi Buffon! Edison showed us with his actions that he not only had perfect technique and excellent body, but also had a genius mind! He's a player who plays with his brains!! ”

On the pitch, the commentator is always the one who reacts the fastest. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. biquge。 Info Almost as soon as the ball drilled through the wall, Karachi's throat was ready to roar.

The cheers of the Nerazzurri fans in the stands at the Meazza Stadium also erupted in the roar of Karachi!

Like a nuclear reactor that has been ignited, the Meazza Stadium erupts with endless energy!

On the sidelines!

Mourinho and some substitutes for Inter Milan have long been standing near the sideline, just waiting for the moment when Chen Xi will send the ball into the goal!

Chen Xi did not disappoint them, in fact, his free kicks rarely disappoint!

In everyone's opinion, this young Chinese is like a free kick encyclopedia, only what everyone can't think of, and there is nothing he can't do!

The moment the ball hit the net, Mourinho jumped high from the spot and waved his fists. At the same time, he roared a few times.

Didn't you want to foul us to stop us from scoring?

We still scored!

You guys...... Failed!!

The substitute players standing next to Mu Shuai also celebrated wildly!

In front of the other coach's bench, Capello maintained the demeanor of a famous coach.

He stood there with a blank face and didn't blame the players!

On the field!

After the goal, Chen Xi also rushed to the corner flag area excitedly!

This time, he didn't celebrate the goal with emotion.

I saw him rush to the corner flagpole, signaled his teammates who rushed over to celebrate not to come over for the time being, and then pulled out the corner flagstick from the turf, held the pole with both hands, and made a putt motion in a standard golf position!

"Oh~~~ Edison gave us another surprise in the way he celebrated. It shows us his unparalleled imagination. I think that's how he told us. That free-kick was scored as easily as a close-range putt on a golf course! What a funny lad! Of course, Juventus fans must not think so...... "Carraci also analyzed the significance of Chen Xi's celebration from his own point of view.

Not to mention, he really guessed Chen Xi's thoughts!

After Chen Xi finished this celebration and inserted the corner flagpole back into the hole, the other teammates rushed up in a swarm and surrounded Chen Xi in the middle.

"Great job! Edison! ”

"Oh~~~ Those Juventus people just now are like a bunch of fools!"

"Haha, did they think they were competing in the high jump? Jumping so hard one by one! ”

…… Everyone, you're joking with every word.

"How's it going, Edison, I just had a pretty good acting skill, right? The opposing goalkeeper was completely deceived by me! Adriano was asking Chen Xi for credit like a child at this time!

"That's right! Your performance just now can be called an actor! It seems that you can consider entering the film and television industry after you retire in the future! Adriano said with a stinking fart.

"Yes, Ade! With your figure, you will definitely be able to become an actor if you go to shoot a movie! Vieri ran over and patted Adriano's sturdy body and said.

"you! Bobo, you don't have any good words in your mouth! Adriano said with a frown.

…… After celebrating, Chen Xi and his teammates returned to their respective positions.

It's just that what surprised them was that the Juventus people had been waiting there for a long time.

It seems that the goal just now did not seem to affect their emotions.

In the end, it is a giant team that has always had a deep heritage!

After the restart of the game, Juventus did not blindly attack with all their might because they were one goal behind.

They are still very calm and calmly looking for opportunities.

In the twentieth minute, they were awarded a free-kick from the right.

Camoranesi sent the ball exactly into the middle of the box, only for Materazzi to head the ball out of the box before Trezeguet.

Inter Milan took the opportunity to launch another counterattack!

After Chen Xi, who stayed outside the penalty area, received the ball and ran wildly with the ball all the way.

Since Vieri and Adriano have both returned to the penalty area to participate in the defense, Chen Xi has no teammates in front of him.

However, in the face of Juventus' three defenders, he still looked at ease, and after continuous shaking, he shook off the gap at the edge of the penalty area and came directly with a powerful long-range shot!

This time, Buffon made a world-class save to redeem himself for the goal he had just conceded!

Chen Xi's ball, which almost went straight to the dead corner, was lifted out of the crossbar by him with his palm!

It took only half a minute for Inter Milan to get the fire into the Juventus penalty area.

Those fans who thought the game was not fast-paced a few minutes before the start of the game clearly realized their mistake!

This time, Chen Xi's corner kick found Vieri at the back point!

However, Bobo's back nod ball went directly to the side netting, which really made the Juventus people break out in a cold sweat!

With half an hour to go, Juventus had a good chance in the box!

Nedved took the ball down the left and found Trezeguet in the box.

Trezeguet was caught between Materazzi and Stankovic, but he stubbornly managed to cross the ball to the right side of the box.

Juventus' right midfielder Camoranesi appeared in that position, stopped with his right foot, and then hurriedly swept away with his left foot before the Inter defenders could make up the defense!

It's a pity that the Italian-Argentinian's left foot is obviously not as effective as his right foot, and a shot from close range was actually sent to the stands by him!

"Wow~~~ Incredible! Camorane's shot from five meters in front of the goal actually hit the plane! Karachi said incredulously.

Juventus fans sighed again!

Capello on the sidelines was also a little out of breath, and he knocked heavily on the roof of the coach's bench to vent his frustration!

Camoranesi hugged his head and knelt on the turf in disbelief!

Jose Mourinho was obviously not happy with the leak at the back, and although you didn't concede a goal, he still walked to the sidelines to remind the players to pay attention to the defense in the box!

Five minutes later, Juventus' leading full-back, Nedved, replicated the tragedy of Camoranesi!

Zebina stepped in the assist on the right, he feigned to speed up the bottom, but in fact he pulled the ball back and immediately turned and crossed the ball to the penalty spot!

The blonde-haired Nedved appeared in that position, and it was a volley to meet Zebina's pass!

As a result, such a homeopathic shot was actually bombarded into the stands by him!

Camoranesi, who was not far away, couldn't help but burst into tears after seeing Nedved's performance, thinking: Pavel is still righteous enough! He must have done it on purpose...... He's decompressing me!

"Oh~~~ Could it be that the Inter Milan team installed some mechanism on the turf today? Otherwise, the footwork of Nedved and Camoranesi should not have such a market! "It seems that Karachi can't accept the performance of these two technically brilliant players of the Juventus team in a row!

Juventus fans were also incredulous...... Inter Milan fans didn't care about that, they seized the opportunity to start satirizing the Juventus team.

"Oooh...... Once upon a time there was a team! Oooooooooo......oo Their name is Juventus! Oooooooooo......oo Some people call them old women! Oooooooooo......oo Because they all shoot and jerk off! Oooooooooo......oo All of them jerk off!! ”

Immediately in the stands, there was an improvised song composed by the Inter Milan fans!

Five minutes later, Juventus' attack was back!

Ibrahimovic, who had the ball on the left side, stepped forward with broken steps, and after a sudden inward cut, he forced his foot to shoot!

It seems that it was affected by the previous two teammates who played in a row, and Ibrahimovic's shot consciously suppressed the ball, but unfortunately, he only cared about pressing the ball, and his shot looked weak and weak, and he was easily taken into Toldo's arms!

Seeing Ibrahimovic's performance, the "blue and black singers" in the stands began to improvise again: "Oooh...... Once upon a time there was a team! Oooooooooo......oo Their name is Juventus! Oooooooooo......oo Some people call them old women! Oooooooooo......oo Because they shoot like cotton, weak! Oooooooooo......oo Their shots were weak!! ”

Compared to the fans who are good at entertaining themselves, Mourinho's mood is not so good.

Although Juventus didn't pose any real threat with those shots, they did create real chances!

He had to walk to the sidelines, reminding the players to concentrate and not let the opponent shoot easily!

was pressed and beaten by Juventus continuously, and the Inter Milan team simply turned to a counterattack!

As the game was about to enter the final five minutes, it was Chen Xi again, who retreated to the midfield to receive the ball and then made a long pass into the Juventus team's penalty area.

This time it was Vieri who was replaced by Vieri, who had already gotten rid of the defenders of the Juventus team, and as long as he received the ball, he would form a one-on-one chance!

However, Buffon in the penalty area seemed to have expected this scene for a long time, and decisively chose to attack!

The moment Vieri got the ball, Buffon also pounced directly in front of him.

Vieri could only stab directly in a hurry, and such a shot was naturally no threat, and was directly blocked by Buffon with his body!

Soon, a new wave of Inter Milan's attack came to the Juventus penalty area!

Adriano received a pass from Chen Xi at the edge of the penalty area and passed the ball to Vieri, who retreated.

Vieri paused the ball and stuffed it into the box again, and Adriano was already plugged in at high speed!

However, Buffon once again showed his excellent attacking ability!

He slipped sideways to block Adriano's shot!

Adriano, who barely caught up with the ball, was obviously unable to make a clever pick-and-shoot action, and his stab was once again blocked by Buffon with his body!

"Oh~~~~ Another great save! Although Buffon looked powerless in front of Edison's free-kick. But at other times, he also said that he played a good role as the patron saint of the Juventus goal! ”

The successive attacks of the two sides finally brought the atmosphere of the Italian derby to the climax.

Some fans who have a time difference with Italy and watch the game late at night are not sleepy at this time, but seem very excited.

When the scene is exciting, the passage of time is always imperceptible.

It wasn't until the fourth official on the sidelines raised the sign of stoppage time in his hand that people realized that the forty-five minutes of the game had actually passed!

Eventually, a long-range shot from outside the box by Nedved went over the crossbar. Corina blew the whistle for the end of the first half.

Inter Milan, playing at home, entered the dressing room with a 1-0 lead!

On the way back to the locker room, Chen Xi and his teammates also received warm applause from the fans at the entrance of the players' tunnel.

And to greet the Juventus team is the "old woman's song" that Inter Milan fans have just made up!

After returning to the locker room, because the score was ahead, Chen Xi and his teammates looked very relaxed.

But Mourinho, who was the last to return to the dressing room, didn't look good!

The Inter Milan players, who realized that the situation was not good, suddenly became honest, and the dressing room became very quiet.

Sure enough, after entering the dressing room, Mourinho walked directly to the tactical board with a strained face!

"Do you think you played well in the first half?" Mourinho said coldly.

The meaning of this sentence is very clear, that is, although you are ahead in the first half, it does not mean that you perform better than the other party!

Therefore, there is no player who is stupid enough to give a positive answer.

"I think you've all heard the fans in the stands. Maybe you really have to thank the Juventus players, because they obviously didn't have shooting boots in the first half! Otherwise, we wouldn't be the ones who are leading now! Mourinho continued.

"Ade!" Mourinho called Adriano's name.

Adriano looked up with an innocent look on his face, because he felt that he had not played badly in the first half and had created the free-kick that had scored!

In fact, Mourinho didn't try to find fault with Adriano either, he drew a dot in a box on the tactical board and asked: "Give you a chance to shoot with a cross pass here, can you score it?" ”

Although he didn't know what Mourinho meant and was not confident enough in his marksmanship, Adriano nodded and said, "Yes!" ”

"And what about here?" Mourinho tapped another point in the six-yard box and continued to ask.

This distance was closer than just now, and Adriano was naturally more sure: "No problem! ”

"Yes! We've just given them a couple of shots in the box like this! If it had been a striker with a better shooting skill in the positions of Nedved and Camoranesi, we would have fallen behind 2-1 at least! After a big turn, Mourinho finally said what he meant.

It turned out that he was blaming the defenders for giving Juventus too many chances to shoot in the penalty area!

Hearing what he meant, several of the team's defenders lowered their heads.

"Javier! Didn't you eat today? Otherwise, why would that Swede just now dangle your defensive shot so easily? ”

As the captain of the team, Zanetti has not escaped Mourinho's criticism by name.

Zanetti has always been a good leader in the dressing room, and naturally he will not talk back to the manager, so he chooses to suffer in silence.

"Gianluca! Zebina's clumsy dribbling moves can shake off your defenses. Are you telling Juventus people with your performance that giving up on you is the right choice? ”

Immediately afterwards, Zambrotta was also named and criticized. Hearing Mourinho mention his abandonment by Juventus, he clenched his fists tightly.

"Marco! You're a few centimeters taller than the Frenchman, so why do you always let him grab the header easily? ”

And then Materazzi ...... "Ricardo!" You should fill in the position for Marco, he can't watch the whole penalty area alone! ”

Even Mourinho's Carvalho has not escaped his accusations...... Subsequently, Mourinho also accused the three midfielders of failing to protect the edge of the box.

Just when Chen Xi, Vieri and Adriano were secretly congratulating that they were offensive players, Mourinho didn't let them go!

"Quietly your performance in the first half, so many counter-attacking opportunities, but not a single decent shot on goal! It is said that Juventus' backline is the best in Italian and European football. I said bullshit back then! The reason why they have conceded so few goals now is simply because they haven't touched us! Think of the songs the fans sing! Juventus are just a bunch of old women! Are you young and strong young men afraid of a group of old women? ”

"In the second half, I don't want to see Juventus shoot easily! At the same time, I would like to see our attack. I want you to tell the Juventus people with your own attacks. Even the backline, which they are proud of, is in front of us...... It's not worth mentioning! ”

Mourinho has shown his true nature as a madman. Juventus, who have performed only second only to Inter Milan in the league and European football this season, have become a group of old ladies who are not worth mentioning.

As if Inter Milan's victory over Juventus should be a normal thing!

But this young Portuguese has this charisma, his self-confidence, his arrogance that infects the players!

That's right! They're just a bunch of old women!

What do we have to be afraid of?

(To be continued)