Chapter Twenty-Eight: The Meaning of Life for Being Extremely Missy
The restaurant is at the front desk, and there is a large color TV of more than 40 inches hanging on the wall opposite the front desk, which is broadcasting the PK of a battle of kings.
The proprietress at the front desk is also watching the PK of the battle of kings with the virtual desktop computer in the smart watch.
The first floor was full, and the waiters were so busy that there was no one to take care of the six new guests for a while.
The meaning of life seemed to have become accustomed to this qiē, and he actually led a few people straight to the corridor next to the front desk, ready to go up to the second floor.
At the moment when the meaning of life had just stepped on the stairs, the proprietress suddenly said: "Guests, the first floor is full, and there are no guests leaving the private room on the second floor, so come back after an hour of dining." "I didn't even look up the whole time.
A few people stopped at the top of the stairs and waited for the proprietress to finish speaking, and the meaning of life said very calmly: "The red sleeves on the second floor are fragrant." After saying that, he continued to walk upstairs with five people. The five of them were stunned for a moment.
I only heard the proprietress suddenly startled and said: "Life! The next moment, he yelled at the kitchen: "The red sleeves on the second floor are fragrant, ready to serve!" ”
Six people came to the second floor, and in the short aisle, a waitress dressed as a delphinium was watching the live broadcast of the battle of kings with a laptop in a smart watch. Seeing the meaning of life, six people came over, skillfully put the notebook into the smart watch, opened the door of the private room, and said in a warm and sweet voice: "Sir, please!" Sister please! ”
The meaning of life made the five people enter the private room, and then instructed the waiter: "You can serve food." After saying that, he entered the private room and closed the door.
As soon as he closed the door, he heard the evil one say in amazement: "Let's go!" People here are crazy, it's all playing games everywhere! ”
"It's crazy! It's incredible! The Redeemer is equally unacceptable.
The meaning of life smiled and said: "After a long time, I will get used to it, and everyone wants to become famous in the battle of kings!" You can immediately change from a D silk to a local tyrant! ”
"Khan, no matter how famous and powerful he is, he is also in an illusory world, is it interesting?" The returnee sighed helplessly.
"Values determine a qiē." The meaning of life said that he turned on the smart watch and projected a 50-inch virtual color TV on the wall to the right of the entrance.
"Watching a movie? Watching TV? Watch MTV? Or watching live games? The meaning of life asked.
"Of course, I watched the game live! What could be more important to us at the moment than a game? The evil one said without thinking.
"You have to watch the game, what we understand in reality is the concept, and we can't digest it well." The Redeemer agreed.
The meaning of life laughed and said: "So urgent, is it to watch the demon refining the baby, to create identification equipment, or to look at PK?" ”
"Of course, it's to watch the battle of kings!" The wicked and the redeemer said in unison.
At this moment, the door opened, and a female waiter walked in with a large rectangular tray in her left hand, followed by the waiter in the private room.
The eyes of the five men appeared on the two staff members at the same time, and they saw that the two staff members were relatively slender, with tall breasts, and they were just S-shaped in the legend, and they looked better, the food server was 170 cm tall, and the waiter was 158 cm tall, and the difference between the two was nearly half a head.
The two entered the private room, and the waiter began to serve the food, and at the same time announced the name of the dish.
The gazes of the five men followed the movements of the two staff members, floating and floating, and it was almost the perfect state of unity of movement.
Just as the five men were looking at the two staff members with burning eyes, a low sigh suddenly appeared, and disappeared with lightning speed.
The next moment this low sigh appeared, the five men except for the meaning of life, the other four sat up straight, their eyes no longer scanning the two staff members, but scanning the food on the table, and talking about each dish exaggeratedly.
"Broccoli, what a dish! Not only is it sweet, but it is also very nutritious, what a good dish! The wicked one praised, and his face was already smiling like a flower.
Soon the six cold dishes were served, and the waiter smiled and stepped back.
After the door was closed, the meaning of life spoke: "O woman! As soon as these words came out, the four men squeezed their eyebrows at the meaning of life at the same time, ignored the meaning of life, and continued: "The body is slender and looks beautiful, but in fact it is as thin as a bamboo pole, and I feel that the whole body is a bone except for the bones, just like a fruit that has lost its moisture and waxed." Every time I see such a woman, my first feeling is - beauty! ”
The meaning of life is talking, but the expressions on the faces of the four male companions are becoming more and more exciting, as if they have been carved by wind and rain; The smiles on the faces of the returnees grew more meaningful.
"The second feeling is - pity!" The meaning of life continues: "The so-called beauty should be more natural, slightly dressed, well-proportioned and slightly plump. Just like the return of Sister A, people want to fall in the pomegranate skirt of Sister Returning at a glance, which is really admirable. When the meaning of life was said to the last sentence, his face had already turned into a flower.
The returnee's face flushed, and he smiled happily: "Life still has vision!" Come on, eat broccoli! As he spoke, he gave the meaning of life a hint of broccoli.
"Thank you for coming back, sister!" The meaning of life smiled and thanked, click! Click! ate broccoli; After eating, he said: "There is chili oil, there is minced garlic, the entrance is sweet and crisp and slightly spicy, full of aroma!" After praising it, he said: "Sister, you can eat too!" There are also those who follow the boss, the little ferry, the little evil, and the little redemption, and you can eat too! ”
At this moment, the expressions on the faces of the followers, the stowaways, the evildoers, and the redeemers became even more exciting, and the four of them became hostile to the meaning of life at the same time, and decided to unite with each other.
"I said life, what kind of food are you ordering! What broccoli, cucumbers, shallots mixed with tofu, why are they all cold vegetarian dishes? "The wicked are the first to strike.
"Life, I said you shouldn't have reported all the cold and vegetarian dishes in the store, right?" The Redeemer further troubled.
"Life can't be so stingy. It's not me talking about you, you see how generous they were last night. It's not good for you to treat people like this, it will make people feel insincere! The stowaway lectured.
"Brothers, it's not easy to make money, let's save money! It's not okay to treat them like they do, it's too wasteful, and I have to talk about them when it's over. The meaning of life said bitterly: "Although there are no hundreds of famous dishes in this store, they are all more than a dozen or dozens of dishes, but each taste is very good!" I won't let you down! The mountain is not high, and there is a fairy name; The water is not deep, and if there is a dragon, it will be spiritual; The food is not expensive, but the taste is good! ”