Chapter 59: Merry Christmas (Part 3)

(This chapter may be a little late, it's past the wee hours of the morning, but this one is also an update on the 6th, and the 7th is also 10,000 words.)

To explain a little, the first one is 3,100 words, and the next two are 3,300 words, for the sake of chapter coherence, I didn't get together 10,000 words, but I missed one or two hundred words, you shouldn't count it, right? )

In fact, Wang Cannon's fame is not so big that the Big Three are suppressed by it, in fact, even if Wang Cannon is extremely popular now, but his popularity in the United States is definitely far inferior to James and Wade, even Bosh's popularity may not be comparable, most of Wang Cannon's fans are still Chinese compatriots on the other side of the ocean, and there may be people who like Wang Cannon in the United States, but it is definitely not as many as James Kobe.

The reason why all the reporters' eyes are on Wang Dacang is that Wang Dacang can create hot news.

Interview with Wade? James? Bosh?

No kidding, can you interview woolen things from them?

For example, Q: What do you think of the Christmas war?

Wade would say, "It's a good game, every one of us fought until the last minute, the Lakers are very strong, Kobe Bryant is still the best player in the league, and they will be one of our biggest opponents in the playoffs!" ”

James would say, "I didn't do well enough, I wasn't perfect enough to put the team in danger, but luckily I had a bunch of great brothers and with their help, we won the game." ”

Bosh would say: "

Well, that's the basic situation, what would happen if the same question, ask the king cannon?

Wang Cannon may say: "Kobe Bryant is really a ****, I didn't even defend the last ball, he couldn't shoot, it's too stupid." ”

Wang Dacang may also say: "Artest is a mallet, if he has the ability to compete with me in the ring, I will beat him so that he can't even recognize his mother." ”

Wang Cannon may also say: "Bydam is a waste, a 2.13-meter big center, played nearly 40 minutes in a game, and only grabbed a few rebounds, my grandmother can grab rebounds better than you!" ”

Of course, the above is just the imagination of the reporters, in their eyes, Wang Cannon is such an impulsive, brainless, and spewing mallet.

But in Wang Dacang's own eyes, he thinks that he is a good boy who doesn't mess with me and I don't mess with people, even if someone messes with me, as long as he is a strong man with a hideous face, Wang Cannon will enthusiastically enlighten him, and then apologize very politely.

If it's the kind of frail and sickly, weak sissy pseudo-girl, Wang Dacang doesn't mind opening his face.

Like now.

"Auntie, you're blocking me." Wang Cannon was crowded in the bustling passage of the crowd, squeezed by a fat woman who was fatter than him, and couldn't help but say.

"Auntie? My mother is only 18 years old this year, what a flower-like age, you actually call me aunt? Looking for death, you? ”

The fat woman turned her face to reveal a face full of freckles and pockmarks.

"Holy!" Wang Cannon was startled, and closed up decisively and obediently, people with this appearance are generally super bosses with a combat power of more than 10,000 in the movie, and they must not be provoked.

Although Wang Dacang himself is quite fat, men's obesity and combat effectiveness are inversely proportional, and women's obesity and combat effectiveness are definitely proportional.

"Honey, what's wrong?"

At this time, suddenly a thin and thin man squeezed over, kissed the fat woman under Wang Dacang's stunned eyes, and then asked.

"Husband! He even called me Auntie! The fat woman pointed at Wang Cannon with an aggrieved face and said.

"Holy! How dare you call me my flower-like wife and aunt? Are you blind? She's only 18 years old! The man said angrily.

Wang Cannon: ""

Wang Dacang finally escaped decisively, being able to face such a terrifying woman calmly, and being able to kiss the woman's face full of oil and acne as if no one was around, which fully proves that this man is not an idle person. Wang Cannon simply didn't have the courage to face two Super Saiyans with more than 10,000 combat power at the same time.

After squeezing out of Staples's center of gravity for a long time, Wang Dacang looked at his watch and found that it was indeed a very correct choice not to attend the press conference, and it was only about half past eleven o'clock in the evening, which was the busiest time for Christmas.

The streets are full of red makeup Christmas trees, flashing lights, and people singing Christmas songs around the trees.

Wang Dacang took out his mobile phone and dialed Zhao Ling's phone number.

"That one?" Zhao Ling's somewhat cheap voice on the phone made Wang Cannon grit his teeth.

"I'm your uncle! Where did you run away, damn girl? Didn't wait for your uncle to run away alone? In case someone abducts your uncle, where can I find you? Wang Dacang scolded.

"I forgot to tell you, I was in a taekwondo club at school, and I got a black belt 5th dan certificate"

"Eldest sister, where are you, I haven't found you in the stadium for a long time, and I was almost beaten by a pair of male and female." Wang Dacang decisively changed his words.

"Are you out of the Staples Center? Looking south, there's the biggest Christmas tree over there, and I'm there! ”

Hanging up the phone, Wang Cannon took two steps to the south, and sure enough, he saw a very tall Christmas tree. There is a group of children around this Christmas tree, one of them is a little taller, Wang Cannon walked in and saw that this taller one is Zhao Ling.

At this time, I didn't know what Zhao Ling was playing with in this group of children, and the children were amused by her.

Wang Cannon stopped.

Looking at the innocent, angelic smile on Zhao Ling's face, Wang Dacang was stunned for a while.

Zhao Ling is really a very beautiful girl, although her personality is a bit like a female man, but she has some gentleness and delicacy unique to girls.

"Such a beautiful girl, it would be nice if I could be my girlfriend." Wang Dacang had no reason, and suddenly thought of this in his heart, and then he was startled by his own thought. "Holy! No, if I let her be my girlfriend, I won't be destroyed to death by her? ”

"What are you doing there?"

Just when Wang Cannon was entangled in his heart, Zhao Ling's crisp voice suddenly sounded in his ears.

Wang Cannon was startled, raised his head, and was stunned to find that Zhao Ling didn't know when he was standing in front of him with an extremely high height.

"Ah, seeing you having so much fun with your little buddy, I can't bear to call you." Wang Dacang smiled and said very seriously: "It's rare that you can meet your peers, you must have fun!" ”

Looking at Zhao Ling's eyes that became cold, Wang Dacang swallowed his saliva and decisively changed his words, "Of course, if you don't want to play anymore, we can leave at any time." ”

"It turns out that Christmas in Los Angeles is like this, and it is very different from Miami, although the climate in both cities is very good, and it doesn't rain at Christmas, but the style and atmosphere of Christmas are completely different."

Walking on the streets of Los Angeles, Zhao Ling talked to Wang Dacang without saying a word.

"Really? How do I feel the same? Wang Cannon scratched his head, and then pointed to a group of people holding hands and singing songs around the Christmas tree not far away, and said: "Look at them, if you replace the Christmas tree in the middle with a big stake, tie a person to it, and then change their clothes into straw skirts, won't it be similar to the cannibals in Africa?" Dancing and singing"

"Then there must be a kidnap on you, you're so fat." Zhao Ling rolled her eyes and said angrily.

"I'm afraid I can't tie up my weight with a stake." Wang Cannon laughed.

"Boom! Boom! ”

At this time, the crisp and melodious sound of the bell came from nowhere.

Zhao Ling looked at Wang Dacang and smiled slightly, "Merry Christmas." Then, as if by magic, a box was found out of nowhere.

The box is not packaged, but the packaging itself looks very bullish.

"You even gave me a gift?" Wang Cannon was a little surprised, "How embarrassing is this." ”

"Count the money you paid for helping me at the banquet last time." Zhao Ling smiled slightly, "Open it and take a look." ”

Wang Cannon opened the box with anticipation, and then.

"Empty?" Looking at the empty box, Wang Cannon was dumbfounded, "Could it be that this is the box you gave me?" ”

"Hmm." Zhao Ling nodded and said, "I saw this box on the street that it was very beautiful, so I picked it up, if you have anything valuable, you can use it to put it." ”

Wang Cannon: ""

Zhao Ling looked at Wang Dacang's speechless expression, and laughed out loud, "Tease you, this is your gift, Merry Christmas, dead fat!" ”

Looking at Zhao Ling's other hand and a men's watch on it, although Wang Dacang didn't want to admit it, he was really moved.

"I don't have a lot of savings, and I can't afford to buy something too expensive, so you old man can use it." Zhao Ling stuffed the watch to Wang Dacang and said.

"Thank you so much, you're so nice!" Wang Cannon said movingly.

"Bring it." Zhao Ling suddenly raised her hand.

Wang Dacang was stunned, "What to take?" ”

"Don't pretend to be garlic, Christmas presents!" Zhao Ling said: "Bring it." ”

The sweat on Wang's cannon head suddenly fell, "That"

Zhao Ling's eyes suddenly became unkind, "Don't sue me, you didn't prepare a Christmas gift for me, but you invited me to come to Los Angeles for Christmas."

"That." Wang Dacang said with a smile: "Let's discuss, according to Chinese customs, is it okay to give you New Year's money?" ”

Zhao Ling's face suddenly darkened, she snorted and sneered, clenched her small fists and said, "It seems that it's time for you to feel the power of the fifth rank of the black belt!" ”

At this time, a pair of silver-white earrings were stuffed into Zhao Ling's hands by Wang Cannon.

"Merry Christmas, I saw it in the shop on the street, and it feels like you should look good with it." Wang Cannon said with a hippie smile.

Zhao Ling looked at the pair of earrings in her hand blankly, this is a pair of silver-white, very cute pendants, this kind of thing is generally not resistant, "It's so beautiful, thank you." ”

"Well, it's a nice Christmas, isn't it?" Wang Cannon said proudly.

"Hmm" Zhao Ling lowered her head and responded.

Wang Dacang smiled proudly and put the watch on his wrist.

"Oops?" To his dumbfounded, the watch had been undone, but it couldn't fit into his chubby hand anyway.

"I'll wipe it, Zhao Ling, your watch is a little small, I can't take it!"

Zhao Ling was stunned, and then she immediately remembered something, and said to Wang Dacang with a smile: "I forgot to tell you something, I have never had my ears pierced." ”

"Huh?" Wang Cannon was also dumbfounded.

The two of them looked at each other dumbfounded, and only after a half-sound did they hold back a sentence.

"Merry Christmas"