Text Chapter 103 The Charm of the Tiger and the Jackal
Zheng Yuanhe entered from the side 'door' of the branch mansion, and the henchmen inside saw Zheng Xiangzhu coming in with a 'woman', and opened the 'door' for him in front of him with a very tacit understanding.
There were also attentive subordinates next to him who found that Zheng Yuanhe's right shoulder was injured, and hurriedly said with concern: "Master Xiang, why is your shoulder injured, my subordinates will go to get Jinchuang 'medicine' to wrap the wound of Lord Xiang." ”
While speaking, Zheng Yuanhe entered a huge room. This room is quite different from the usual living room. In the center of the room was a large round 'bed', large enough for seven or eight people to sleep in. A translucent gauze tent hung down from the beams, enclosing the large, exaggerated round 'bed' inside.
A subordinate grabbed in front of Zheng Yuanhe, lifted a corner of the gauze tent, and Zheng Yuanhe put the unconscious Liu Jing on the edge of the 'bed'.
At this time, the subordinate who took the Jinchuang 'medicine' had already rushed over with the 'medicine' box on his back. Zheng Yuanhe walked to the table of the Eight Immortals and picked up the teapot on the table, and drank a pot of cold boiled water with a bang.
Raising his left hand and wiping it on his mouth, he sat on the circle chair with a big horse golden knife, and said: "Tu Lei, today's rouge horse is strong enough, hahaha, it must be enjoyable later." Hahaha! ”
The subordinate named Tu Lei tore the clothes from the wound on Zheng Yuanhe's shoulder, and said with a smile: "Master Xiang, your injury was 'made' by this rouge horse?"
I just saw her little face, but it's the best in the world. I've never seen such a beautiful 'woman' when I'm so old, hehe. It's too far away to be the 'flower' of Tianxiangyuan and she is not as beautiful. The incense master is really capable, where did he find such a superb rouge horse? ”
Tu Lei's extremely ingenious sycophant, Zheng Yuanhe, who was filmed, was extremely comfortable, as if the wound was no longer painful, and said proudly: "Coincidentally, I was wandering around the city just now." Suddenly, I saw this beautiful young 'woman' enter the Four Seasons Weaving and Embroidery Village. I haven't come across this kind of masterpiece for many years, so naturally I won't let it go. Silk ——! You fucking tap. ”
When Tu Lei cleaned the wound, his hand was slightly heavier, and Zheng Yuanhe, who 'got it', grinned. Seeing a subordinate leaning on the side of the 'bed' and looking sideways at Liu Jing, Tu Lei hurriedly diverted Zheng Yuanhe's attention and scolded: "Ye Luo, you are neither big nor small, hurry up and roll over." The rouge horse that the incense master hasn't enjoyed yet, you are so close to find death! ”
Zheng Yuanhe's attention was really diverted by success, and he scolded with a smile: "Ye Luo, look at your fucking useless appearance." What's in a hurry, when Lao Tzu finishes eating the 'meat', you kid's soup is indispensable. ”
The subordinate named Ye Luo hurriedly smiled and said, "Thank you for the reward, thank you for the reward." Hehe. Only then did he reluctantly walk away from the 'bed' and stand beside Tu Lei.
Tu Lei said to Zheng Yuanhe: "Master Xiang, then how did you get hurt by this rouge horse?" ”
Zheng Yuanhe sighed and said, "Tu Lei! When I saw her enter the embroidery village. He went in after her. I saw that this little lady was only sixteen or seventeen years old.
Looking at the walking posture, it must be a new daughter-in-law who has not yet given birth. Hehe, you know, this kind of little daughter-in-law 'woman' has the most appetite for me, and I am reluctant to take it away at once, isn't it boring?
I wanted to go up and make a joke first. But as soon as I laughed, the little girl's skin turned her face and said, 'Where did you come from, the dog thief, if you are presumptuous, you will tear your dog's mouth.' ’
Hahaha, it's really delicious, and it's even more beautiful when I see her angry look. I couldn't help but reach out to 'touch' her face, but I didn't know that this little lady had a good figure. He took a step back and dodged.
This time she was angry, and she directly drew her sword. said: 'In broad daylight, you actually molested the 'woman' and 'woman' of a good family, and if you dare to be presumptuous, you will be cut off your dog's head! ’
Hehe, this is even more interesting, I see that she is only sixteen or seventeen years old, where is her martial arts high? But the retreat just now was really beautiful, and I didn't dare to overdo it, so I pulled out the steel knife.
He said, 'Then I'll play with your rouge horse.' After saying that, I slashed at it, and I used seventy percent of my strength to use this knife, and I still had some strength left to hold it at the last moment. I want to see how she looks in a hurry.
What I never expected was that the long sword in the hand of this little lady was so crooked and slanted, if I continued to chop this knife, I hadn't cut half of it, and my wrist would have to be pierced by her sword.
Fortunately, I had the spare strength before, and I forcibly stopped the half-chopped knife, and quickly changed the split to a horizontal cut with my wrist flipped. I think the sword just now must have been her 'messy' finger, just a coincidence.
Which Cheng thought, the angle of this little lady's long sword changed, and it was crooked and slanted, as long as my horizontal single knife was half a foot forward, the entire forearm had to be cut off by her long sword. I'm scared of the hell. ”
Tu Leiqi said: "Could it be that this little lady's swordsmanship is very high?" ”
Zheng Yuanhe said: "Very high! I made half of the horizontal slash, and I had to forcibly accept it. This little lady has to be unforgiving, and a sword stabs out half a step forward, at this time I just forcibly withdrew the knife, it is the old force has exhausted the new power has not been born, this sword is stabbed out at this most critical moment.
I was unavoidable, and a sword hit the right shoulder. Fortunately, she didn't seem to want to take my 'life' and didn't continue to make moves, otherwise you wouldn't have seen Lao Tzu. ”
The subordinate named Ye Luo said strangely: "The incense lord is strong in martial arts, how could this little lady hurt the incense lord in three moves?" ”
Zheng Yuanhe obviously likes to teach this Ye Luo a lesson, stretched out his 'legs' and kicked Ye Luo's ass and scolded: "Fuck off, you ***, you mean Lao Tzu lied?" Someone would lie and say that they were defeated by a sixteen or seventeen-year-old lady in three moves?
Lao Tzu Jianghu people say 'don't worship the sky', fighting and competing this kind of thing, frank 'swing' and 'swing', saying that one is one. To lose is to lose. Besides, if you meet a master, there is no shame in losing. Don't you know what level Lao Tzu's martial arts are?
Even if the elders of the Divine Sect are here, no one has the confidence to win Lao Tzu within 300 moves, right? How many of these altar incense masters can beat Lao Tzu's single knife?
Although there is the support of Mr. Yang, if Lao Tzu does not have some real skills, can the altar master of the first branch of the Divine Sect at the foot of the Black Wood Cliff be the turn of Lao Tzu? ”
Ye Luo hurriedly said, "Yes! Be! The incense lord martial arts is not said, the incense lord is wise and martial, and dominates the rivers and lakes! ”
As soon as he heard Ye Luo say this, Zheng Yuanhe kicked again, and this kick was hard enough, and he directly kicked Ye Luo on the heel. "You fucking got kicked in the head by a donkey? The wise Shenwu Lao Tzu accepted it and dominated the rivers and lakes?
I want to hurt Lao Tzu! Only the Holy Sect Master of Wencheng Wude can dominate the rivers and lakes for thousands of years! This is our brother in life and death. If outsiders listen to it, a big hat will be buttoned down, and your whole family will fall to the ground. ”
Only then did Ye Luo realize the seriousness of the 'sexuality' of the sentence he had mispronounced. Sitting on the ground, I shuddered involuntarily.
Tu Lei had already cleaned up the wound at this time, poured out a little Jinchuang 'medicine', and said: "Master Xiang, I'm going to take 'medicine', you bear with it!" ”
Zheng Yuanhe said impatiently: "If you take the 'medicine', you will take the 'medicine', don't be a mother-in-law, Lao Tzu is not muddy." I think I crawled out of the pile of dead people back then. I'm afraid of a bird on the last 'medicine'! ”
Tu Lei quickly pressed the cotton cloth poured with Jinchuang's 'medicine' on Zheng Yuanhe's wound, Zheng Yuanhe's eyes suddenly widened, his teeth clenched, and the muscles and flesh of his body were tightly tensed. However, his 'sexuality' personality was extremely tough, and he couldn't hold back and didn't say a word.
Tu Lei said: "The incense master is really a tough guy, although this kind of Jinchuang 'medicine' is more painful than others, but the effect is better, and the wound heals quickly." ”
It took a while for Zheng Yuanhe to breathe a sigh of relief.
Tu Lei then asked: "Master of incense, this rouge horse hurt you, how was it captured by the owner of incense?" ”
Zheng Yuanhe said: "I saw that after she stabbed me, she didn't continue to make moves. I guessed that although this little lady has strange swordsmanship. But the experience of the rivers and lakes is very tender. So he held a single knife and said: "The woman's man is planted today." If you want to kill, you have to scrape! ’
Sure enough, I guessed it, this little lady obviously hasn't killed anyone. I was tied, and she didn't know where to go. Hehe, how can I, an old Jianghu, miss this opportunity.
For the sake of safety, I made a plan, suddenly retreated and distanced herself, and chopped the shopkeeper of the Four Seasons Weaving and Embroidery Village to death with a backhand.
That little lady, who didn't expect me to go and kill an irrelevant person, saw that I was out of the knife, and rushed over to save people. As a result, just after taking two steps, the person fainted and fell to the ground, hahaha! ”
Tu Lei asked: "She was 'drunk' by the 'pear' flower of the incense master?" ”
Zheng Yuanhe said: "Not bad! Hahaha, I held my breath as I retreated, and popped out the 'pear' flower 'drunk'. The rouge horse was still quite chivalrous, and wanted to save the shopkeeper of the four seasons, but the whole person rushed into the range of 'pear' and 'drunk'. Hehe, what's the use of good swordsmanship, isn't it captured by me? ”
Tu Lei smiled and said respectfully: "The incense master is resourceful, wise and martial!" ”
Zheng Yuanhe was obviously in a very good mood, and said with a smile: "Brother Tu is polite!" ”
Tu Lei said: "What is the number of swordsmanship of this rouge horse, does the incense master know?" ”
Zheng Yuanhe shook his head and said: "I can't see it, I feel that her swordsmanship is completely disorganized, as if it was used indiscriminately, but it is extremely clever." But I've never seen it. ”
Tu Lei said: "This rouge horse, so young, and her swordsmanship is so skillful, then her identity ......"
Zheng Yuanhe said domineeringly: "Afraid of a bird? Are you afraid? Since I, Zheng Yuanhe, is called 'not worshipping the sky', that is, the sky is not afraid, and the earth is not afraid. If you don't have a bird, don't ride this rouge horse with me in a minute. ”
Tu Lei hurriedly said: "The subordinates don't mean this, the subordinates are just ......"
Zheng Yuanhe interrupted him and said, "Brother Tu, don't worry! Lao Tzu is not a brave and unscrupulous person. The person behind this kind of juvenile master must be a tricky existence. I naturally know that. But the more this happens, the more 'excited' it becomes!
I was very careful, and after I got it, I rushed back here without stopping. After we finish enjoying this rouge horse, we will destroy the corpse and destroy it, and the gods will not know it. Even if her master has the ability to use the whole body, who will she go to to show it? ”
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