Tina played a hook for five minutes......

Flipped through three pages of notes......

Even Sigma was exclaiming: "Damn, me, people like me have so many advantages?" ”

After Tina finished the last tick, she looked at Sigma in disbelief and some surprise: "Actually...... All qualified? ”

The necromancer blinked, and his heart was embarrassed - the content in this notebook was probably the "Boyfriend Judgment Manual" written to her by Tina's father, and the content in it was so tricky that it was not good, and the content of the two options sometimes had contradictions, such as mandating that the other party must be a wise mage, the next one said that the other party must have a warrior-like physique, and another said that the other party must have extraordinary responsibility and courage at critical moments, and then stipulated that they must be witty, humorous, cheerful and generous. In addition, you must be good at cooking dishes of at least three cuisines, and in addition to that, you must have a unique cooking skill that is unique to you and no one else knows...... According to common sense, people who meet this extremely tricky clause almost do not exist, but they do not die...... He's almost all of his sigma up to the mark?

And the most important thing!

There is a crucial item missing from the judgment clause, that is, unmarried single!

- Maybe it's because Tina's dad is too confident, and he doesn't believe that any bold little king would dare to tease her baby daughter when she is engaged, and he doesn't believe that that kind of scum can pass his test, so ......

Isn't this the will of God!

The necromancer slapped the table in his heart and shouted—he looked at Nina, who was looking at him with complicated eyes, a little anticipation and uneasiness in his shyness, and his heart pounded and pounded, since he ...... Since Uncle Sigma meets the criteria set for her by her dear father, will this simple girl treat him as a lover?

…… If that's the case, you must get back all the mental losses you were afraid of just now, and use your nasty body to pay for it, you abrasive big tits goblin!

The great gentleman let out a fiery roar in his heart.

"But there are some projects that we need to continue to investigate." With a bang, Tina's laughing voice broke all of Sigma's illusions, and the girl squinted her eyes and smiled, "It's like Mr. Sigma claims that he can cook and invent and create magic, and he says that he has extraordinary courage and responsibility at critical moments, but he is usually witty and humorous and cheerful, I ...... these things."

"Don't you believe it?" Sigma glared and said, "Do you suspect I'm lying?" ”

"No, no, no, I didn't mean that, but ......" Tina turned her head and said a little shyly, "but this ......"

"What is this?" At this time, it is necessary to take advantage of the victory and chase and reverse the disadvantage in one go! A look of disappointment immediately appeared on Sigma's face, "Won't you even give this trust?" I see, I'm just a bad guy who snoops on the girl's secrets, how can I be your lover, Miss Tina, you don't have to bother picking the wrong one in the next test and verification, I ......"

"Wait, Mr. Sigma!" Tina waved her hand vigorously and denied, "I really didn't think so! ”

Oh yes! Bet right! Then continue to play, so that this holy sister completely abandons these useless tests and reserves......

"And ...... Are you getting something wrong? Before the necromancer could imagine the welfare of life in the future, the girl was cautiously whispered, "In fact, even if you all meet these criteria perfectly, I may not be your lover." ”

“…… What the? Sigma's voice raised an octave, "You...... You were just toying with me? ”

"Nope!" Tina was startled and explained with some grievances, "I haven't played with men......"

She looked at Sigma's aggrieved eyes, raised the little stupid in her hand embarrassedly, and said with a smile: "Dad said, if Father God takes a nap, and the young hero who is not one in 100 million appears, then I must carefully and carefully investigate whether he is qualified or not, and when I confirm that the other party is okay and willing to be a lover with him, don't be busy agreeing to anything, and don't let him take advantage of the slightest, and then take him to Daxue Mountain, let Dad get close to him, and let him accept the bloody test of Daxue Mountain for dozens of generations, Honed his ......"

…… Hone your big-headed ghost! Your dad wants to kill me! He's going to find a way to kill me!

Ahh Your dad is even better than Mr. Big Horse Monkey! It's decided, he's the hairy ape of the Great Snow Mountain!

Unbeknownst to Tina, Sigma had already given her beloved father a nickname, and the girl said softly with a relieved expression, "But...... I'm glad I finally have a qualified candidate. ”

The necromancer was stunned for a moment: "So...... Were there any unqualified people before? ”

"Well, when I first came to Cloudsdale, many people came to confess, but because they didn't meet the conditions, they were all rejected by me." Tina smiled, her eyes flashing with reminiscence, "I remember that Kielie was very angry at the beginning, saying that I was frivolous, and I must have shown that kind of smile to anyone, so I let the other party misunderstand......"

…… What should I do if I suddenly feel like laughing?

Sigma blinked, and suddenly became curious about something: "How do you reject someone?" According to Tina's character, you shouldn't be very good at this kind of thing, did your father teach you? ”

"Well, my dad had taught me many times before I left home...... It's like this. Tina blinked, innocent, the girl folded her hands, tilted her head, and smiled softly, "I'm sorry, you're a good person, but we're not suitable." ”

"......" the corners of Sigma's eyes twitched, "What if the other party is still stubborn?" ”

"Don't worry, if this happens, Dad has taught you how to deal with it......" Tina raised a finger, nodded her cheek, pondered for a moment, and then nodded, "Ah, remember, Dad said that if you meet someone who is still stalking after being rejected once, you should tell him ......"

The girl stretched out her hands coquettishly, and her dexterous and slender jade hands drew a length in the air, and said a little clumsily and cutely: "I'm sorry, you really can't do it, you must know that our man in the Great Snow Mountain has such a long ......."

The necromancer showed an embarrassed expression: "...... Do you know what that means? ”

Tina shook her head, blinking very cute and innocently: "I don't know, but Dad said that in this way, you can dissuade those who are stalking." ”

"What if the other party still refuses to give up and continues to pester you?"

"Dad said that if there is such a person who does not know how to advance or retreat, it must be the kind of villain who has bad intentions or does not know his own weight." Tina smiled innocently, "For this kind of person, Dad said, if you want to fight, first punch you in the face, and if you dare to fight back, you will use a punch to drill the kidneys, and if you can't do it, you will kick the vital point!" ”

…… Do you want to crush the other party's attempt from a physiological level, this vicious hairy ape!

Sigma felt like a pulp in the back again-God is pitiful, he has a fiancée who is very scheming in the city, a ghost queen who is not inferior to him in a variety of tricks and pranks as a special training instructor and teacher, and he also knows an iron buddy who can fight the iron princess, even the innocent and simple Athena has a deep darkness in her heart, and Jili has gradually become violent and blackened recently, but he always feels that even if these women are combined, their direct danger factor is not as big as Tina in front of him - Because this girl is so innocent, and she has been brainwashed by an extreme daughter accused of her father! She has terrifying powers, and she can carry out her father's advice without hesitation!

As if sensing the jealousy and horror in Sigma's eyes, Tina waved her hand and smiled reassuringly, "Don't worry, Mr. Sigma, you're qualified, so I won't treat you in such an excessive way." ”

The necromancer felt that he couldn't even speak: "...... So what are you going to do with me? ”

"Hmm...... In this case, my father has already arranged it. Tina opened the notebook in her hand again, looked up the table of contents, and muttered the harrowing title of "Rules for getting along with male friends who are candidates but have little chance of success", and after checking it for a long time, she exclaimed, "Ah, it turned out to be in the back!" ”

…… I always feel like I have a pretty bad feeling.

Sure enough, Tina glanced at him, then lowered her head to read the notes, and the voice was just in time for Sigma to hear: "Number one...... If the other party wants to hold your hand, you should simply break away neatly, pull off his shoulder by the way, and then say 'hate ~'" in a coquettish tone, and then fan his cheeks with the strength of his whole body, you know, Tina, in the Snow Mountain, the friendship between lovers is sacred, holding hands This kind of thing, even husband and wife will not do it often, and for lovers, it is even more unstable. You must maintain your pure and dignified image of a good girl, don't let the other party look down on you, rest assured, hit hard, the more frightened and excited you are, the more pure you are, the more the other party will like ......"

After reading it again, Tina silently read it again, and as if she had fully grasped the meaning, the girl looked up at Sigma with excitement written on her face, and almost said, "Mr. Sigma, let's demonstrate."

…… People don't want it! If you slap you in the face, you will even break your head!

After complaining violently in his heart, the cold sweat between Sigma's forehead quietly flowed - oh no, I thought this was a very cool welfare plot, after discovering the secret of the innocent and pure Dabo Holy Sister, instead of being killed, he made a lover's agreement by mistake, and since then he and the Holy Sister have been constantly trying what lovers will do, and they live a welfare life without shame every day...... But no! The innocent big sister doesn't have zài! There is no zài in the welfare plot that I like to see! There is only one natural black giant big wave girl who is ready to try her hairy ape daughter's brainwashing and instigation of her father!

So this lover's agreement is completely useless! Not only do you have to cater to the pickiness of the other party, but also risk your life to go to the Great Snow Mountain? Don't get paid yet? Take the opportunity to take advantage of the benefits, touch and kiss, kiss and lick, and the possibility of licking is gone! The hairy ape must have taken all these possibilities into account, and even holding a hand will be smashed in the head, and if he touches his chest, he will be directly grabbed by two legs and forcibly torn in half with his skull! I don't want to be a famous dish in Hengdian! I don't want to play hand-tearing devils!

Ah, a loss, a loss...... Why did things turn out the way they did?

Sigma met Tina's gaze and said stiffly, "I said, Tina, about this agreement, and going to the Great Snow Mountain......

"Could it be ......" Before Sigma could finish speaking, Tina's expression changed, and the girl's warm and pretty face quickly cooled down, and the blackened state was faintly visible, "Could it be that Mr. Sigma wants to escape?" Or were you lying to me from the beginning? Ah, let me see, Dad's advice on how to deal with these two behaviors......"

"I mean, I'm happy! I mean, I'm very happy to be able to reach an agreement with you and go to Daxue Mountain together to get my father's approval! Sigma cried out with tears in her eyes, "Don't worry, Tina! I will definitely be your lover! ”

It is the instinct of a true man to stretch and bend......

The goods that broke into it yourself have to be carried with tears in your eyes......

When the girl heard this, the cold color on her face quickly receded, she patted her breasts, and said with relief: "Ah, it really scared me to death, I was thinking, if Mr. Sigma is lying to me, then what should I do......"

"......" Sigma stared at Tina's pair of surging breasts, and his heart was ruthless, and he launched a large FLAG, "Don't bully the poor young man, his soul is weak!" I must repay this shame tenfold! ”

That being the case, Mr. Shaggy Ape! Then let's have a contest! This is a war between a great gentleman and his daughter! I'm going to perceive the blind spots of your mind with my gentleman's soul and H heart, and I'm sure there must be a way to circumvent your defense manual in this world and enjoy Tina's benefits! Wait for me! Even if I have to go to the Great Snow Mountain in the future, I will definitely bring a Tina who I have eaten and wiped clean inside and out! When the time comes, you must let you cry like a defeated dog!

At this moment, Sigma, who had set a strategic goal and adjusted his mindset, took a deep breath - since this is the case, then rise to the challenge, whether it is the temple, the Holy See, Tina's...... All these tests must be completed!

He gave Tina a gentle smile and said softly, "Then from today onwards, please give me a lot of advice, Tina." ”

"Hmm...... Sigma. Tina nodded vigorously, "Although we're not lovers yet......"

It's okay to not stress about this kind of thing......

"But I'm going to work hard...... After all, it's a matter for the two of us! The girl shook her little fist, "Sigma, Gilly said you are here to help us, although I don't know exactly what happened, but judging from the rumors and everyone's conversations, there is an evil organization targeting the Temple, so ...... We're going to take a break when we go to the Big Snow Mountain, at least until this is over, okay? Let's protect the Holy See first! ”

"Of course." Sigma smiled lightly, and he looked at the door, "Kiri...... We're coming back soon, so let's clean up this place first......"

After listening to the necromancer, Tina turned her attention to the bed, the wedding dress, the romance novel, and the big bra............ The girl's face quickly turned red again.

Wait...... Wait a minute!

"Mr. Sigma...... I'm going to punish you! Tina said softly, and then suddenly rushed up, Sigma was caught off guard, and was instantly hugged by the girl, and then her whole body was turned sideways, "Although I believe that Mr. Sigma will not talk nonsense, but sure enough...... Bad boys are to be punished! ”

The necromancer originally wanted to resist, but the moment he made contact with the girl's body, the moment the pair of huge spheres pressed over, the moment his whole body was wrapped in a warm feeling, his body stiffened and relaxed for a moment.

He seems to have found a way...... A way to collect benefits!

That's ...... Let Tina sit on her own and move on her own!

—and then the girl sat down on the bed and put Sigma on her lap.

The thighs are full of elasticity and a warm lower abdomen...... It's a beautiful touch that takes your breath away.

Sigma was deeply intoxicated...... But the next moment, his eyes suddenly opened!

Wait...... Wait a minute! This posture...... This pose!

Horse...... Masaka?

At this moment, the dusty seal was unsealed, and in those incomparably dark years, the naughty childhood, the horror of the ass that was once dominated by the slaps of the parents of the two lives, was recalled by Sigma again.

So, he let out a cry of grief and indignation: "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" ”

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PS: Recently, a friend has been asking for the number of the book friend group, so let's say it again...... 385022926, the name of the group is hard work and prosperity, please attach the title of the book to join the group. R1152