Twitter was officially launched at 8 a.m. on the 28th. Ranbir got what he wanted that afternoon, and he got far more than he had hoped for.

First Jim. Walton, Walmart's executive on Twitter, gave a one-sided review of the Wizards' away game against the Lakers, followed by NBA5O superstar and one of the top ten steel companies in the United States. Bing also publicly expressed his views on Twitter about the Washington Wizards, followed by Wizards legend Walter Brown. Bellamy and Weiss. Unselde.

Bill. Ranbir smiled, very confidently, and as more and more celebrities appeared on Twitter's recommendation list, more and more celebrities expressed their regrets about the Wizards' record this season. Ranbir smiled more and more happily and confidently.

On the contrary, as more and more celebrities check into Twitter, I am more and more surprised that I did not think about Donald at all. I can't help but marvel at how Trump has so much energy, how he was able to get so many celebrities in just a day or two, and to make so many celebrities tweet against the Wizards.

Of course, in every case, this is good news for me.

8 p.m. on the 29th.

Away locker room at Staples Arena in Los Angeles.

I was the first to change my clothes, and finally took out the lucky belt from last season from my duffel bag, solemnly put it on my head, adjusted it in the mirror, so that the side with the word was facing forward, looked at it carefully, and there were no problems. Ranbir walked away.

"Are you ready?" I asked softly.

"Almost!" Bill. Ranbir directs the assistant coach to adjust the projector. He said.

"Need my help?" I asked again.

Bill. Ranbir scratched his head, shook his head again, and replied with a slight frown, "I really don't need your help!" ”

"Then I'm going to take a look at the changing clothes of a few rookies, and I hope they don't bring the luck of our team to Dai Reversed!" I'm going to turn around and take a look at this year's rookies.

"That ......" Bill. Ranbir suddenly stopped me again and said with a smile: "I read what you wrote on Twitter, it's really great!" I'll use it as the finale in a moment, I hope you don't mind!"

Yes?

I wrote it on Twitter?

What?

I was amazed, but then I realized what was going on. Donald. Trump helped me open a Twitter account, and he must have used my account to post some comments about the game, or maybe language.

I smiled to hide my ignorance. He nodded lightly and said, "It's good to be useful to you!" ”……

All of them have been replaced, each one is shiny and bald, each one is wearing a strange strap on their head, and the Wizards who almost did a miracle last season seem to be back.

Bill. Ranbiel coughed lightly, drawing everyone's attention. Ranbier loosened his tie and said solemnly:

"Gentlemen, in 3o minutes, the NBA regular season of the 2oo32oo4 season will begin. We are about to have a live PK with the Lakers, who have piled up the four kings! I don't want to talk about this game anymore, we've done a lot of drills against the opposition in the last few days and I'm a little sick to talk about it. But as your manager, I always felt like I should say something to you. For example, the average age of the opponent is relatively old, and the physical fitness is prone to problems, etc., to boost morale. But these words seem to me to be fucking nonsense......"

Bill. Ranbir cursed, but his swear drew a burst of laughter from the players. No one will say anything about Bill. Ranbil suzhì and the like, they feel more Bill. Ranbir is a bit affable as their head coach.

"To find something that will boost your morale. For the first time in my life, I, an old man who fast-forwarded to the urn, searched the Internet for quotes from celebrities, looking for quotes such as Napoleon's famous saying, 'A soldier who does not want to be a general is not a good soldier'. But unfortunately, I didn't find many quotes about the NBA, but I found something completely different! ”

Bill. Ranbill's voice suddenly became stern, and his stern voice was even filled with a bit of gnashing of teeth.

Bill. Ranbill's sudden spree made all the players nervous.

"Gary! Turn on Twitter and let our lads see how their gang of bastards belittle us! "Bill. Ranbir bites on the root and Pete. Johnson said.

Peter. Johnson nodded, and with a light click of the mouse on his right hand, the black picture that the projector had originally cast on the snow-white wall suddenly brightened, and a bright red color appeared on the snow-white wall.

"I don't watch basketball much, but I've heard that Carl. Marlon and Gary. Payton joined the Lakers, and I was feeling a little incredible, David. Stern didn't even stop this thing. Malone, Gary. Peyton is a figure destined to leave his mark in the Hall of Fame. O'Neal and Kobe. Bryant, the Lakers have four Hall of Famers on their roster, are they going to fight for 82 wins in the regular season? ”

"I heard that the Lakers played at home against the Wizards in their first game, and they shouldn't have any difficulty winning, because I racked my brains and didn't hear which player in the Wizards team was better, the key is how much they can win, I think if the Lakers are not waterproof, they won't have a problem winning by 3o points, if the Lakers come off the bench in the fourth quarter, I think the final point difference may be about 2o points......"

This passage, the words of the code word may take a little longer, if you read it, it won't take a few seconds, and after a while, all the people have finished reading it, and everyone's faces are more or less angry.

"The name of the person who wrote this is Jim. Walton is the executive officer of Wal-Mart! "Bill. Ranbir explained coldly.

Bill. Ranbir waved his hand, Pete. Johnson pushed the other man away.

"Yesterday my youngest daughter asked me which team was the most interesting in this year's playoffs, and I told her that the most interesting team in the NBA this year is the Lakers in Los Angeles, they have formed the strongest and luxurious team in the history of the NBA, and the biggest attraction of this season in the NBA may be 'see which team can beat the Lakers'"

"After listening to me, my little daughter was clamoring to go to Los Angeles to watch the Lakers' opening game, so I had to buy a plane ticket to Los Angeles after a while, but I really don't think there is anything worth paying attention to in this game, the Wizards simply can't stop the Lakers. After Jordan left, the Wizards have completely fallen out of the championship team, and they don't lose more than 2o points in this game, which can be regarded as a Laker release......"

Bill. Ranbir said coldly again, "This person's name is Dave. Bing, the 5O superstar in NBA history, retired, founded the 10th largest steel company in the United States! ”

After all that, Bill. With a wave of his hand, Ranbir instructed Pete. Johnson switched to the next tweet again......

One by one push special Pete. Johnson clicked, and the words of looking down on the wizards were reflected in everyone's hearts, and everyone's faces became colder and colder.

After another demo of a tweet that bears the Wizards. Bill. Ranbir didn't let Pete again. Johnson nodded. Instead, he said: "These people in front of them are all celebrities and rich people, but they don't know the real strength of the Wizards, they don't know that we have retained most of the main forces that reached the finals last season, and they don't know how strong our strength is, I think they still have a certain reason to look down on us!" But there was one person's tweet that really me off. ”

Bill. Ranbir waved his hand, Pete. Once again, Johnson clicked on a tweet.

"There's me, there's Michael. Jordan, we just made it to the Finals last season, and you know, the two of us plus Scott. Pippen has swept the league, and from that point of view, you know how bad these bastards are on the Wizards, grandma's, these guys, they can't even make the playoffs this season, they'd better start messing around now, maybe they can get a first-round pick next year. ”

Bill. Ranbir didn't speak, but the fact that he didn't speak doesn't mean that no one else is talking. Chauncey. Billups, Larry. Hughes, Caron. Butler's three men suddenly stood up, pointed to the picture that appeared on the left side of the screen, and scolded loudly: "Dennis, you fucking bastard!" ”

"It's Dennis?!"

"! This bastard! Look for death! ”

"Shit! What a fucking underwhelming! ”……

Bill. Seeing that the anger was almost stirred, Ranbir stretched out his hands and pressed down, saying, "Gentlemen, you have been despised!" Sue me, you're ready to do it! ”

"Kill them."

"Kill the Lakers."

"Kill Dennis"

“……”

One by one, the players walked out of the locker room with murderous spirits, and I fell at the end and asked Bill in a low voice. Ranbir: "Didn't you say you were going to use my Twitter for the finale?" ”

Bill. Ranbir tugged at the corners of his mouth and said with a smile, "I just saw Dennis. Rodman's Twitter, I felt that his Twitter was more suitable for motivating these kids, so I changed my mind temporarily......"

I was completely speechless.

Bill. Ranbir clasped his hands on his shoulders, looked at the players who came out, and said lightly: "We already have a fifty percent chance of winning, if we want to have a better chance of winning, we need someone who always swings and completely overwhelms the one who is opposite him, Kwamei, will that person be you?" ”……

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