What is the true meaning of life, Du Ang doesn't know, he just thinks that this dog's life is quite cheating.

When he was full and had nothing to do on the street, he came across a group of people fighting, and as soon as Duang wanted to go over to see what was going on, he was beaten down by a boy who came from behind.

TMD, is this a manslaughter or a manslaughter? Don't ask about the indiscriminate and even the onlookers to fight together? Are you such a hooligan? Is there such an unprofessional scoundrel as you? Duang was quite aggrieved.

When he woke up, he saw a strange scene in front of him.

Strange tassel scrolls, elaborate curtains, strange patterns of stars that look like magic arrays, and a group of maids busy in uniform black uniforms.

If it's not a dream, it's that I've been hit by this stick.

Holy, really?

After a moment of panic, Duon calmed down.

"Let's cross, let's cross, it's fashionable to cross these days, but ...... Can't be too outrageous, can it? As soon as the eyes of a young man with ambition are closed and opened, he becomes a little kid who can only sleep in the cradle? ”

Those with small arms and legs are weak and weak, and they have to be served by others when they eat, drink, and Lazar. Especially when a middle-aged maid with a sturdy figure grabbed his two calves and made a boo sound in his mouth, Du Ang had a feeling that life was absurd like shit.

Hey, hey, hey, and that old man, that's the little ** of the master, what's the matter with your fingers teasing while smiling? Believe it or not, you pee on your face?

Damn, how can people in this world like this tune?

What's wrong with TMD?

Du Ang's body is too weak now, and his body functions are not fully developed, so he can only lie in the cradle and stretch his arms and kick his legs, and at most turn over by himself. He can't have a good voice now, and his mouth is a sound of ahhhh

But that's fine, Duon now looks like a normal child, no one will see him as a monster, and no one will take him to some dark laboratory for dissecting and research. Du Ang found that he couldn't understand what the people in this world were talking about, it was a very strange tone, wah-la-wow-la, it sounded like an old monk chanting scriptures.

Fortunately, as an elite talent with an eight-level English major certificate, Du Ang has a good language talent, and after lying in the cradle for three months, he can basically understand what those people say.

Only then did he know that this place that looked very much like the European Middle Ages was the Bauhinia Empire on the continent of St. George, and his father was one of the five most trusted ministers of His Majesty the Emperor. And his mother is also from a famous family, the only daughter of the former Chancellor of the Exchequer, the standard lady, it is said that when Yunying was not married, she was also known as one of the three famous flowers in Yanjing, and somehow she was deceived by her cheap father.

Duon is still called Duon, but that's just an abbreviation of his full name, and his full name is now Duon Carlos Westbrook Dardanis Shea Makross McNus. Among them, Duang is his own name, Xie represents nobility, McNus is the surname, and the others are religious names.

The name is like the footwrap of the old ladies in ancient China, smelly and long. It took Du Ang more than an hour to remember his new name, and then he sighed. I remember making a mistake when I was in school, and the most common trick of the teacher was to write my name a hundred times with a straight face, but fortunately my name was not so long at that time, otherwise, I would have to go crazy on the spot if I wrote it ten times in a row.

Since there is no going back, Duon can only accept the reality and try to adapt to this strange and novel world with the attitude of being at ease. When he was seven years old, he looked no different from other children in this world, with soft pale blonde hair, and his appearance inherited most of his mother's advantages, he was quite handsome, but his body was a little fat, slightly fatter than ordinary children.

The reason for this is that the food in the Earl's Court is really good, and all kinds of delicacies with big fish and meat are changed every day. Second, Du Ang also intends to let himself eat more at this age to gain weight, and when he develops in puberty, he will have more flesh on his body, his bones will grow faster, and he will be taller.

In the previous life, Du Ang was 1.82 meters tall, handsome, and Yushu Linfeng was also a beautiful son, and he was invincible and unfavorable in the battle for flowers and pickling girls. Now that he had crossed over, he didn't want to become a poor little dwarf who was only three pieces tall and couldn't kiss the girl's breasts when he jumped.

For all these years, Count McNus had been leading his troops and garrisoning the frontier, supposedly to prevent the invasion of barbarians, and he could not return several times a year. Whatever he is, Du Ang has little interest in this cheap dad, compared to him, he prefers to be with a beautiful mother who is as glamorous as a flower, and smells all the fragrance.

Like all mothers, the Countess was particularly distressed by the piece of flesh that had fallen from her body, and protected and loved it. As long as Du Ang opens his mouth, it really wants the stars to the stars and the moon to the moon, and if it is okay, he will sit on the big lawn in the courtyard with Du Ang for a long time, even Du Ang occasionally makes mistakes when she is naughty and mischievous, she is full of maternal love, at most she rebukes a few words softly, but she is never willing to punish.

Not to mention scolding.

"Son, what kind of person do you want to be in the future?" On a sunny afternoon, the Countess took Douang in her arms and sat on the large lawn in the courtyard, enjoying the warm sunshine while eating delicate pastries, and behind her was a dim-eyed old butler with his hands down.

"I don't know." Du Ang tilted his head and said very innocently.

He's purely lying and selling cuteness, in fact, he has long thought about how to live this life.

As the only son of Earl McNuss, he has had the hat of an heir to the earldom on his head since he was born, and holds an indefinite meal ticket that can be used for the rest of his life but can never be eaten and clothed. Unless his head is convulsed and he commits rebellion, otherwise, he will be able to live with fine clothes and food even if he does nothing in this life.

Du Ang has already thought about it, since he doesn't have to work hard to buy a house and a car in this life, then he should be a rice worm waiting to die. I don't want anything, I don't do anything, and I can't get along with my great achievements and lofty ideals. When he is older, his body is almost developed, so he takes a few dog-legged minions to walk outside every day, rampant on his own acre and three points of land, casually picks up a bowl of wine and spits it out, scolds the boss and then makes him lose money, if he sees a beautiful girl, he will tease and tease in one step.

It's best to meet a person who grabs a woman's strength and position with himself but is not as good as himself, so he can wave his hand and shout to me, and his group of dog legs will rush up and beat each other into a pig's head, and he is a flower girl with a bulging chest, walking towards the afterglow of the sunset in the spring......

This artistic conception is so wonderful!

However, in front of my beautiful mother, I can't say this!

So, there is no way, Duang can only pretend to be stupid now.

The Countess touched her son's soft hair lovingly, smiled lovingly, and said softly, "You are seven years old this year, and it is time to find you a teacher." ”

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