Chapter 90 In the Graceful Day of Cultivation
"Huh?! Are you sure?! Hearing the main character succubus say this, the girls were surprised.
"Wouldn't it?! Xiaobai's IQ is so high?! Something must have gone wrong?! Yulia was the first to jump out and express her disbeneficence: "Chess is the most intelligent game." How can a stupid guy like Xiaobai play chess so well? ”
"Hey, hey, what do you mean by that?" Hearing Yulia say this, Xiaobai was naturally unhappy.
"Xiaobai's brain is not good, it doesn't mean that he is not good at chess...... You've heard the story of some unsound guy who is a master of some profession. Because they were able to concentrate all their energy on that thing. They don't have to be distracted, so they get results. ”
"That's right," Yulia nodded, "In other words, because I'm not smart enough, I can make things that smart people can't do." ”
"It's a pity that it's useless." Tiffelle summed up with a calm face.
"......" Xiaobai's face became ugly: "Don't talk nonsense!" He couldn't help but shout: "I'm not stupid! I'm smart! ”
"Yes." The uncle with missing ears who was sitting opposite Xiaobai replied without changing his face: "Xiaobai's IQ is indeed very high. ”
"Look, it's still my uncle who knows me best." Xiaobai said proudly.
"It's just that the emotional intelligence is a little lower." Uncle Missing Ears then added.
"......" Xiaobai was speechless again. While muttering in his heart, he gritted his teeth and looked at the uncle who lacked ears. said, "One more sentence." ”
The earless uncle shrugged his shoulders, then completely ignored Xiaobai, turned around and went to the bookshelf next to him, and picked out the storybooks that he could read.
That's pretty much it, the protagonist Succubus and his party live well in the Brotherhood of Dark Sun Mages. It's like staying at home. Eat and drink every day. Fight and make trouble, bully Xiaobai, and then sleep. It looks like he's going to retire.
This worries the mage Mars. He's seen the other contestants, too. Although their fame is not as big as that of the protagonist Succubus. And it doesn't seem to be as strong as the protagonist Succubus. But each of them looked serious. In Mars's opinion, these guys are strong enough, too.
Although I don't think these guys are the opponents of the protagonist Succubus and his party. But Mars was still a little uneasy, he felt that if the protagonist Succubus was so unable to let go. There is a good chance that the boat will capsize in the gutter...... Although it is said that the mage of the dark sun has also reached some masters through other channels. But no matter how high those masters are, they can't be as high as the protagonist Succubus and his party. They are less likely to win than the main character, the Succubus, and his party.
If the protagonist Succubus and his party don't appear, then Mars will probably care about them very much and use various means to enhance their combat effectiveness. But now that they have a better choice, the hope of victory naturally weighs more on the protagonist Succubus......
But looking at the protagonist succubus so low, it looks lazy like waste wood. Mars's heart was full of worry.
"Is it really okay?" This is the question Mars asks the most in recent times after meeting the main character, the succubus.
"No problem." The main character, the succubus, would naturally answer him like this.
"Is it really, really okay?" Of course, Mars is still not at ease.
"It's really, really fine."
"Really, really, really—"
"--Tell me about being careful that I'll beat you."
That's it, Mars shut up. The protagonist succubus finally breathed a sigh of relief, slumped on the chair, and then reached out and added two more scoops of hot water to the charcoal stove next to him. The entire sauna was immediately enveloped in hot steam.
"Ah...... This feeling. It reminds me of the days when I was immersed in a certain volcano in the bottomless abyss for my cultivation. It's so comfortable~"
Yes. The group of the Righteous Adventure Group is now in the large bathroom of the Dark Sun Mage, enjoying a full bathing service.
"Did the captain really do that?" On the other side, the earless uncle with red skin that looked like grilled shrimp turned his head, looked at Xiaobai, and then asked.
"Huh? Uncle, what did you say? Xiaobai opened his eyes in a daze. Very reluctant answer.
The uncle who lacked ears saw that something was wrong—this guy seemed to have evaporated all the water from his body. The whole person looked like a dried corpse.
"Eh, Xiaobai, have you lost weight recently?" The main character, the succubus, looked this way and poured hot water on the charcoal stove again: "It seems to be a bit too much." ”
"It's a long life! Xiaobai has been roasted into a dried corpse! Immediately afterwards, the uncle with missing ears pulled Xiaobai and ran out of the sauna as fast as he could. Then he threw Xiaobai into the cold pool on the side.
"Help!" Xiaobai was choked in an instant.
"Don't come out! Drink a little more! The earless uncle shouted loudly on Xiaobai's head.
"Help—" Xiaobai continued. At the same time desperately struggling. But the strength attribute is higher than him, and he knows how to use power skills, and the condescending uncle with missing ears is still much stronger than him.
"Be sure to replenish all the water that has just evaporated!"
"Gurgling ......"
Five minutes later, Xiaobai, who had a big belly, floated out of the pool. His eyes rolled and his body was swollen. It looks like a floating corpse that has been soaked in water for a long time.
"Well, that should be fine." The earless uncle nodded with satisfaction, and then did not go back to the sauna, but hummed a song and went to take a shower.
"Oh? Xiaobai seems to have gotten fat again. The main character, the succubus, crunched and rubbed the glass window of the sauna, looked through it, and then said: "This guy's physiology is really strange, he is fat for a while and thin for a while." ”
Mars: "Huh. "This legendary mage seems to be going crazy to be tortured by the protagonist Succubus and his party. He couldn't help but get angry, and then he couldn't help it again, and asked the main character, the succubus, the question that he had said many times before.
"Is it really okay?"
"It's really fine." The main character, the succubus, is lying on a soft leather cushion and is being rubbed around by several pairs of dexterous hands.
"Is it really, really okay?"
"It's really, really fine."
"Really, really, really—"
"Mage Mars, do you know you're annoying?" The main character, the succubus, rolled his eyes and said to him impatiently, "Turning and turning and turning...... Don't you have anything else to say other than these few words? Even if the author doesn't have the heart to arrange lines for you, you shouldn't be so self-defeating. ”
Once again, Master Mars shut his mouth. In my heart, I scolded the eighteenth generation of the protagonist succubus ancestor. Then I listened to the protagonist succubus because of the body massage and couldn't help but feel refreshed.
"It's like when I was cultivating in the bottomless abyss before, single-handedly taking on hundreds of hundred-armed giants."
The uncle who lacks ears can't stand the blowing of the protagonist succubus again.
"I've been in the bottomless abyss longer than you, Captain. I didn't say anything so outrageous......"
"Just because you can't do it doesn't mean I can't do it, uncle." The protagonist succubus continued**, and then instructed the invisible servant: "If you have more strength, haven't you eaten?" My muscles are stiff, and if I can't relax, who is to blame for losing tomorrow? ”
"......" Although he can't see because the invisible servants are invisible, Master Mars dares to guarantee that the guy's face must be ugly now.
Magical creatures are also very dignified.
On the other side, the uncle with missing ears couldn't help but ask Xiaobai again: "Xiaobai, Xiaobai, do you know when the captain was in the bottomless abyss before...... Forehead ......"
"Uncle, what's wrong with you? What are you going to say? Why are you looking at me like that? Xiaobai looked at the uncle with missing ears very strangely, and then asked.
"Little white...... Don't you think there's something wrong with you? Uncle Missing Ears looked at Xiaobai and couldn't help but ask.
"Something is wrong? What's wrong...... Eh...... Why can I see my heels here? ”
"-Young, Xiaobai has become a mollusk!" The uncle shouted again. Then he jumped up from the massage table, and then grabbed Xiaobai and shook it vigorously.
"Xiaobai, don't worry! I'll definitely spell you back! ”
“…… You've had enough of it. Mage Mars couldn't stand it anymore, and he stared at the protagonist Succubus: "Lord Wright, to be honest, the Mage of the Dark Sun has invested a lot in this game. We have to get an accurate response. I want you to let me know—"
"--Okay, good, alright." The protagonist succubus waved his hand, sat up from the massage table, and then waved his hand to dispel the invisible servants: "Seriously, although it is said that the one-stop service of sauna bath massage is very good, but if the servants are all invisible servants, that is what it means...... I said, Master Mars, can't you do something else? We are your most important allies and important guests, right? Is it that difficult for you to spend more time trying to please us? ”
"But...... This is already the best service. Mars felt a little surprised, and at the same time a little aggrieved: "These invisible servants under my command are all professionally trained. Whether it's a scrub or a massage, it's all top notch. ”
"......" Mage Mars has a "I don't understand what you're talking about" expression, which makes the protagonist succubus feel helpless.
"You, Sunshine Mage, there should be a lot of young, beautiful, and lovely female mages, right? I want them to play their part. The main character, the succubus, said...... (To be continued......)