In the hundreds of years of history of the United States, people have always been cornered by the media, where have people directly fought face-to-face with those uncrowned kings, as for directly banning certain media, it is simply a fantasy joke.

The media reporters, who had always prided themselves on being the uncrowned king, really quit this time, and in their reports that night, they directly described me as a complete bastard, an unruly tyrant, and told me how rebellious and unbearable I was, how inferior my character was, and how morally corrupt I was. Without mentioning my name, these reports sound like they're reporting exactly on a guy who's 1ooo times worse than Mr. Hitler who caused World War II.

I thought that after I blocked these reporters, my life would be much more lonely and my life would be much more ordinary, but I was wrong, and when I went out the next day, I was surrounded by more reporters, and when I looked at the past, there were hundreds of people in front of Tulip Manor. As soon as I saw my car go out, countless reporters ran up and stopped in front of my car, banging on my window glass and asking all kinds of questions.

"Mr. Brown, I'm the ...... of the xx newspaper"

"Mr. Brown, I'm ...... from xx magazine"

"Mr. Brown, I'm a ...... from xx TV......

The car didn't move at all, and although I kept honking the horn, the people in front of the car were getting more and more. There wasn't a single gap for my Humvee to walk through.

"Kwamei, we seem to be in trouble!" Daktronics. Milicic said from the back seat of the car.

I glanced back at him, then frowned and said, "Stay in the car, don't get out!" ”

After saying that, I pushed the car door and got out of the car and followed Michael. Jordan once gave me the method, laughed and shouted loudly: "Ladies and gentlemen, we still have training today, and we don't have much time to be interviewed by everyone, and I can answer you at most three questions." I beg your pardon! But don't ask any more questions from the media on that list. I won't answer any of your questions. ”

I smiled and pointed to a female reporter and said, "Beauty first, may I ask, what is your problem?" ”

Seriously, this woman really can't be a beauty, at most it can be said that it is not ugly, but as soon as the title of beauty came out of my mouth, that woman immediately became a beauty and became the envy of everyone on the scene.

The woman straightened her rather plump chest, then smiled charmingly and asked in an unusually shy voice, "Mr. Brown." I'm from the xx newspaper, and our newspaper isn't on your list. The New York Times, which came out this morning, commented that you are an executioner who kills press freedom......"

I scratched my bare head, then pretended to be pensive, and then said with a smile and humor, "Executioner? I haven't even been able to kill a chicken until now, so how can I be an executioner? Besides, if I did become the executioner, the police in Washington wouldn't let me get away with it, let them call the police in Washington to report the crime! Hehe, okay, next question. ”

A reporter wearing gold-rimmed glasses hurriedly asked, "Mr. Brown." I'm from xx magazine, and our magazine isn't on your list, and this morning the Los Angeles Times said that if everyone doesn't give interviews to the media like you, the public will lose the right to know, and the government's work will not be transparent, and there will be a lot of rights people. Henceforth, the United States of America will not be a nation......"

I tilted my head and pretended to be thoughtful, and then said blankly: "Whether the government's work is transparent or not, this matter should be in the hands of big figures such as congressmen and presidents!" Find out the problem of **, it should be FBI tube! I'm just a baller. I don't think I can care about that! If they're going to elect me as president, I'll probably think about making the relevant laws, hehe, the next question. ”

"Mr. Brown, I'm from xx TV, our TV station is not on your list, and at 1o o'clock last night, the Joint Committee of Journalists stated: If you don't apologize to them within three days, they will file a lawsuit against you, accusing you of violating press freedom, and call on all media to block you......" Another female reporter hurriedly handed the microphone to me with her plump breasts.

I said to the reporter word by word: "Can I trouble you with one thing, sue the guy who made the statement to the journalists' association, and if he can't do it, let him eat!" I laughed, laughing at the idiocy in the eyes of those reporters, and then laughed very proudly and said, "But are you really going to ban me?" Hahaha......"

All the reporters at the ......scene laughed and laughed very happily.

"Kwame, we've got your back!"

"We always have your back!"

"Come on! Kwame! ”

"Kwamei, we'll report on you! Don't worry about exposure! Let those bastards eat shit! ”……

This is the way it is in this world, resources are limited, competition is everywhere, but competition is never fair. Big media such as the Los Angeles Times, the New York Times, and the New York Post have enough financial, material, and human resources to be able to interview those big people that are beyond the reach of small media, and to obtain certain news clues in advance through certain channels, and their channels are always so happy, which suppresses the exhibition of small media, and even makes the survival of these small media completely problematic, which has to arouse the envy of these small media.

Now there is a person who stands up and works against these big media, not giving them news, not giving them exclusive interviews, this is what these small media want to do in their dreams. If they don't support me, who can they support?

I got the friendship of these niche media guys! At least for now.

The car drove away, and the media behind it completely became the back. I dialed Charles. Barkley's phone said, "How's the guy you're looking for!" Isn't it time for force! ”……

"I have some sympathy for Kwame. Brown's current encounter, I know Kwame. Brown's distress now, because I used to have this distress! I understand his choice to ban certain media outlets! ”

"As we all know, my first marriage was unhappy, and how painful it was to share a 17-year marriage with a woman who was trying to steal my fortune, I don't think anyone could ever experience it, but I had to endure it. had to choose to get married. ”

"Yes, I had to get married, because after that unexpected affair came to light, I went to any city, played any team before and after the press conference, whether I was good or bad on the pitch, the question asked by some media with ulterior motives was always that woman. I couldn't bear it, I had no choice but to get married. Because getting married means good news. For some media, a piece of good news doesn't mean anything to some newspapers, television, or radio stations, and it doesn't catch the attention of the audience. ”

"After marriage, I have been miserable, I have been thinking about when to divorce, because that woman is not what I love, but I don't dare. Because my agent sued me, once I got divorced, some media would block my door all day long and question me loudly. Ask me if I have a new love, if I like the new and hate the old, they will surround me 24 hours a day, snooping on me everywhere, in that way, I will not be able to put all my energy on the basketball court, and I will not be able to lead the Bulls to win 6 championship rings. ”

"I admit it. I lied, I didn't love that woman, but I had to lie for the sake of my beloved basketball......"

In the afternoon of the same day. Michael. Jordan came out to tell about the bad behavior of some media outlets. Immediately afterwards, the famous former US President William Brown. Jefferson. Clinton also fired artillery:

"A long time ago, I always thought that the role of journalism was to record, to record what happened in the recent period, there was no choice, there was only timely and fair ......"

"But the things that were born around me tell me that the news in some people's minds is only presented to us after being processed by some people with ulterior motives."

"In the eyes of ordinary people, no news is good news, but some people don't think so, because no news, or a bunch of good news, can't attract those readers! If you can't attract readers, no one will pay for the newspaper, and if no one buys the newspaper, those businesses won't spend a lot of money on advertising! ”

As a result, some media with ulterior motives are searching for bad news, and if there is no bad news, they will create bad news, and they are afraid that the world will not be chaotic. In this way, a preferred message will be processed by them into bad news, a neutral news will be processed into bad news by them, a bad news will be processed into bad news by them, and a bad news will be said by them to be the end of the world. ”

"I have had a lot of things during my term as president of the United States, and I admit that I did a lot of things wrong, but I believe that there are many things that are not as bad as some people say, such as the whitewater case that some reporters are talking about, such as the futures gate that some reporters are holding onto, such as the file gate that the Republican Party is very indignant about, such as the golf gate where White House staff member Varkins privately called the president's helicopter, and the so-called Hubblegate, Indonesiagate, etc., etc., How many of these events really have anything to do with me, and how many of them are far-fetched by some journalists? ”

"I know that I am the president, I am a big person, and these things can only attract the attention of the people, their newspapers, their TV programs, and their advertisements will be sold for a big price."

"Those people succeeded, and their stories were always so eye-catching, and they had a very large readership, and they made a lot of money from those readers. But the truth of the facts is completely lost in the far-fetched reports......"

"This is the sad ...... of the United States"......

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