Chapter 21: Let's Get on the Road

That's it, that's it, the protagonist Succubus, the maid Xiaoqian, and Xiaobai. The three of them left Hubrus and headed for the Poisonous Nightmare Forest, located east of the town.

The goal is to destroy two mushroom plantations owned by Miss Anika's rivals. In order to give Miss Anika an advantage in the next business competition.

"Yes, that's it, I, the greatest adventurer in the multiverse, am taking my unsuccessful subordinate Xiaobai, and the maid Xiaoqian, who joined temporarily, to the bottomless abyss, which is also a very dangerous area, the poisonous nightmare forest. There are many people who think that I am going to go on a business trip to that dangerous place for a few thousand gold coins. It's just a neurosis.

However, the answer given by the master is - no, wrong, nonono, if it is just to make money, why is the master bad?

Just being touched by the lady who lived in a very big mansion and was served by many, many maids, and looked plump and plump, the monthly fee was comparable to my adventure. Master, I went out, closed my eyes, and I thought I had been bitten by a dog and pressed by a ghost, and I met a female hooligan......

It's almost like this, and you can earn money while lying down, how good.

So, I'm not for money, I'm for justice, for peace in the multiverse...... If you think about it, 3, what is the plantation in this place of Sindakra?

It's a mushroom.

So what are these secondary demon lords planting mushrooms for?

It's for selling.

What mushrooms sell so well?

Of course it can't be the mushrooms you eat - just kidding, what kind of idiot would start a plantation for the mushrooms to eat and then fight in groups? Is it neurotic?

So this mushroom is not an ordinary mushroom.

Rather, poisonous mushrooms.

Or, to be more precise, hallucinogenic mushrooms.

In the twenty-second layer of this bottomless abyss of abnormal nerves, the hallucinogenic mushrooms produced by Sindakra can be processed and refined. Then it is made into various psychedelic drugs, and after smoking, it will affect the central nervous system, affect the secretion of hormones, and make people high.

Then there will be a strict dependence. The body collapsed, the hormone secretion of the brain was disordered, and then the whole person became a mess except for the medicine and medicine. I don't care about anything else.

Therefore, these demon lords who grow hallucinogenic mushrooms are similar to the bastard warlords of South America, the Golden Triangle, and the Golden Crescent in their previous lives.

Therefore, sir, it is absolutely righteous for me to eradicate the other party's plantation this time, kill those workers, and slap the work of the girls related to it! If anyone is not convinced, the master will let Xiaobai bite him. Above! ”

"So, Captain. What are you talking about? Xiaobai looked at the protagonist succubus who was talking to himself in front of a recording crystal, and couldn't help but say so.

"Xiaobai, don't make trouble. You know, sir, I'm fighting for the just cause of the multiverse! This kind of consciousness, this kind of discipline and this kind of ideological realm are by no means something that a mere novice can understand! ”

"But...... Even so, Captain. You'll have to wait until this battle is over before you talk nonsense! I'm alone with a large crowd. It's stressful. ”

Xiao Bai said this as he swung his sword. Slashed down a berserker that howled at him.

"And what do you want me to do?" The main character, the succubus, asks.

"Anything, I'm going to help!" Xiaobai turned around and shouted loudly while chopping.

"Okay. I see! The main character, the succubus, snapped his fingers. Then he took out three things from his dimensional bag. While digging, he said, "The master has thought of it a long time ago, and it is possible to encounter this situation." So I have been prepared for a long time. ”

What three things did he pull out? The same is two empty plastic bottles, the same is a straight horn, and finally a paper whistle. It's the kind that rolls up in front and flattens it when you blow it.

"You. Come to this. I'll come to these two. He said as he handed the two empty plastic bottles to the maid Xiaoqian. The maid Xiaoqian nodded knowingly. The two of them have a tacit understanding.

"What are you doing?!" Xiaobai asked while shouting.

"You don't care, it's good for you!" The main character, the succubus, replied.

Then the protagonist succubus holds a straight horn in one hand and a paper whistle in the other. Shouting in the direction of Xiaobai:

"Xiaobai! Come on! 'Bang bang bang'! You can! Yes! 'Bang bang bang'! You're the most! Awesome! 'Bang bang bang' (whistle blowing)! 'Bang bang bang'. ”

He was there to cheer Xiaobai on, and Xiaoqian knocked on the side with an empty plastic bottle, banging the beat to the protagonist succubus.

Yes. The Justice team is on a daily mission. Or rather, in the abyss, there is such a daily routine - they are attacked by a group of wild abyssal demons. Then, the protagonists Succubus and Xiaoqian are both very busy, so Xiaobai is the only one who fights.

"Aren't you doing a good job? It doesn't matter, it doesn't matter. Master, I want to recuperate. Wait for the time when the battle really matters before you can participate in the battle. The main character, the succubus, said so.

"What about Akane? Akane can always come and help, right?! She's also a high-level mage, so she's very useful! Xiao Bai shouted and screamed as he swept again, forcing back several Babu demons who were about to attack him.

"Of course Xiaoqian is also very busy." The main character, the succubus, said, "I won't lend you Xiaoqian." ”

"Well, master, this is freshly brewed tea." The maid Xiaoqian smiled sweetly while serving the tea set and pouring tea for the protagonist succubus.

"What are you busy with?! I'm the busiest, okay?! Xiaobai turned his head and shouted.

"Look up!" The main character, the succubus, suddenly shouted at him. Xiao Bai turned his head and saw two feather arrows shooting towards him, he hurriedly bent down to dodge, and shouted at the same time:

"It's 'bowing your head', right?!"

"Well, I just want to see how you can kill the enemy with two arrows on your face. No malice. It's true. After the protagonist succubus finished speaking, he smiled and looked at the maid Xiaoqian: "The tea is delicious, Xiaoqian." ”

"Hmm. The host liked it. ”

"It's great to have a lovely and capable maid like you around."

"How can people be as good as you say......" Xiao Qian said with a blushing face.

"Anyone?! I need reinforcements here!! "Xiaobai, who was fighting, was completely ignored.

"If I say yes, I am." The main character, the succubus, reaches out to take Akane's hand.

"People's breasts are not as big as the master said......" Xiaoqian bowed her head.

"Well, you don't have to worry too much about this." The protagonist succubus said: "This is actually the same as money, you don't need too much, as long as it's enough." ”

"Dead manβ€”oh no, dead ghost! Help me! Xiaobai's wails were still completely ignored.

"People also heard that you are actually a young girl, master...... Aren't they a little older......" Xiaoqian continued.

"No, how could it beβ€”although, ah, yes, the master is a young girl. But this doesn't mean that the master won't be tempted when he sees a cute girl of normal age. It seems that Xiaoqian, your cuteness is enough to make me ignore your age. Or in my mind, Xiaoqian, you are a cute young girl about eight years old. ”

"I hate it...... Master...... How can Xiao Qian be so good...... "Xiao Qian looked very happy and embarrassed-

"That's! Wake up, Xiaoqian, although the stupid guy in front of you has a face worth twenty-eight charm points, he is still insane in nature. She compares you to a young girl, don't you feel awkward? - No, why did you call him master?! This relationship is changing too fast!! ”

"You have to take care of the spit while you fight. Aren't you tired? The main character, the succubus, asked.

"You know I'm tired?! Then come and help! Xiaobai shouted loudly.

"I see you're quite cheerful while fighting, so you don't need to help."

"Don't force me to speak foul language!"

"Didn't you already say that?"

The main character, the succubus, said this, and stood up helplessly, and then drew his sword. Shaking his neck, he said:

"The tea was delicious and the refreshments were delicious. So after drinking tea and eating snacks, let's have some entertainment activities that are good for physical and mental health, Xiaoqian. ”

"Hmm!" Xiao Qian nodded in agreement.

"Don't be a pretending force! Hurry up and help! Xiaobai, who was distracted and complained, naturally hung two feather arrows on his face. Luckily, he's a vampire with a lot of vitality. Otherwise, you will definitely die......

Or if he hadn't been a vampire, he'd been dead eight times by this moment.......