005 Beginner's Guide
Rub, such an old-fashioned brother, there are still people who can sing?
Chu Tian Shu was surprised, but he didn't dare to get out of bed to see what this person who sang brother looked like.
Suddenly, there was a sound of footsteps, Chu Tianshu reacted very quickly, and slid into the quilt and wrapped his whole head, but he didn't want the quilt to be too short, so he threw two long fluffy legs outside.
It was too late to think of closing the legs, because the push on the door had already sounded.
The person who came didn't seem to expect Chu Tianshu to be still "sleeping", paused slightly, and then walked to the bed.
Chu Tianshu didn't dare to take a breath, and he didn't dare to move.
But the calf suddenly hurts, damn, there are mosquitoes.
Chu Tianshu couldn't help but shake his calves.
Then, I heard a sneer: "Hmph, you have the guts to spoil the good things of the old lady, but like a turtle, you don't care about your head, what kind of man is it!"
A good thing, a good thing? Chu Tianshu wondered and lifted the corner of the quilt.
The result did not disappoint Chu Tianshu, a peach blossom-like face, white and red, perhaps because he had just taken a bath, the long slippery hair poured down from his face, and the slightly powdered face was rippling with a smile that turned all beings upside down, but a pair of big watery eyes were full of charm that seduced people's souls.
Who is this, how have I never seen it?
Chu Tianshu became more and more puzzled, and couldn't help but poke his head out.
Pink Peach smiled and pursed her mouth, revealing playful disdain: "What, don't you continue to pretend?" ”
Chu Tianshu's cheeky face was a rare red, he leaned out most of his body, and suddenly remembered that he was still naked, so he hurriedly drilled in half a foot, and then stammered: "You, you are, who is it, why am I here?" ”
The pink face was cold, and MM snorted: "Why, didn't you say that I was your woman, and after only three or four hours, I didn't admit it!"
What's that? My woman, when have I said this!
Chu Tianshu groaned slightly, suddenly realized, opened his mouth wide, and said, "What, you are, that!" The horror is no less than the surprise of hearing the sticks shouting that Confucius is Korean.
Damn, this world is so crazy, such a glamorous MM is actually shaking on the street, it's too shocking.
MM looked at Chu Tianshu's big mouth that refused to close for a long time, a trace of displeasure flashed on his face, and said, "What, the old lady is a monster?" ”
Chu Tian said comfortably: "Damn, you are weirder than a monster, you are simply a goblin!" Of course, goblins are also the same kind of monsters, Chu Tianshu didn't have time to study the difference in detail, but hurriedly changed the topic and said, "No, that, I, how did I get here?" ”
The goblin was angry for a while, frowned, and said, "I'm embarrassed to say it, it's as heavy as a dead pig, and it almost didn't exhaust me to death!"
Chu Tianshu asked suspiciously: "Yes, you brought me here?" ”
MM was a little displeased, although the guy in front of him was still good-looking, but he was stupid and no different from a pig: "Who else can there be besides the old lady." I didn't bring you here, and let you rush into the Huangpu River in the heavy rain? ”
Chu Tianshu hurriedly shook his head and said, "No, that, oh, thank you!"
MM exhaled a hint of cold air through his nose and said, "It's pretty much the same." Okay, no more nonsense with you, get up, eat!"
Chu Tianshu hurriedly asked, "Then, me, where are my clothes!"
The adopted daughter shrugged: "Clothes? It's dirty, it's washed, it's not dry! In the bathroom, let's wear it later!"
Chu Tianshu said: "Then what am I wearing?" ”
MM pointed to a pajama on the bed and said, "Let's wear this for now!"
Chu Tianshu turned his head, wiped the pink suspender dress pajamas, and couldn't help but change color and said, "Isn't this a woman's clothes?" ”
MM shook his face and said, "Miss Ben only has women's clothes here, I don't like to wear them, do you think Miss Ben's clothes are worn casually?" ”
Chu Tianshu hesitated for a moment and made a posture of swearing to the death.
MM sneered: "Shout, the shelf is not small, it's still shy, hum, inside and out, Miss Ben has seen it all, and I haven't seen anything more than other stinky men, what else is there to hide!" A big man is not even as good as a woman!"
Damn, this MM is too shocking, right, but if you dare to shake a car on the street, what else is there to dare.
Chu Tianshu was provoked by her, and suddenly pushed the quilt, revealing most of his body, and said: "Who said that I am a coward, Lao Tzu doesn't wear anything, and when I go out naked, then it will be transparent and bright!"
MM didn't flinch and said, "Yo, I don't see it, you're really not a coward, okay, then come out naked and try!" As he spoke, he suddenly stretched out his hand and pulled the quilt on Chu Tianshu's body directly into his arms.
Chu Tianshu was shocked, hurriedly stretched out his hand to cover the place that should not be exposed, and shouted, "What are you doing?" ”
MM sneered and said, "The silver-like wax gun head is useless, bare, the old lady is going to eat!" As he spoke, he hugged the quilt and pushed the door away without looking back.
Practice has proved that women are not easy to mess with, beautiful women are even more difficult to mess with, and beautiful and coquettish women are even more difficult to mess with.
Chu Tianshu continued to break the vows, and finally paid for the suffering, lowered his head, and secretly opened his hand: "Damn, is he really a silver-like wax spear head!"
The slight lack of confidence provoked protest, and the head of the wax spear suddenly raised its proud head.
This protest made Chu Tianshu grit his teeth: "Damn, just wear it, I'm afraid of a bird!"
However, the pajamas were really a little narrow, even if Chu Tianshu did not have developed chest muscles, he still held it tight, and what was even worse was that the disobedient thing continued his silent protest, so there was a small hill in the middle of the nightdress.
Chu Tianshu tried his best to suppress this disobedient thing, who knows where there is oppression, there will be resistance, and this resistance is getting more and more intense.
Damn, whatever, Lao Tzu is a man, a man who stands up to the sky!
Chu Tianshu kept cheering himself up, but he still kept retreating, moved to the bedroom door step by step, and slowly poked his head out.
Outside is a small living room, coffee table, sofa, small and exquisite, the fairy stilts on the jade legs and sits at the dining table in the corner, let the two thin temptations, casually trance, with hands on the cheeks, very patient waiting.
On the coffee table, there are a few side dishes, steaming hot, exuding an attractive fragrance.
Seeing Chu Tianshu probing his brain, the goblin sneered and lazily paid attention.
Chu Tianshu was ruthless, straightened his chest, tightened his abdomen, raised his feet, and took the most tangled step in his life, and then got a very pertinent evaluation from MM.
"Hee-hee, are you in good shape!"
With the first step, it seemed that the second step was not so difficult, Chu Tianshu slowly moved to the table and sat down.
There are two bowls and chopsticks on the table, filled with hot rice, a plate of green vegetables, a hot and sour fish, a plate of pork ribs with sauce, and a bowl of sea cucumber and squid soup.
The color and fragrance are good, but I don't know how it tastes!
MM didn't bother to pay attention to Chu Tianshu, picked up the bowl, and said, "Let's eat!"
Chu Tianshu hesitated, stretched out his hand, and said, "My name is Chu Tianshu, what about you?" ”
MM raised his head and said, "What, check the account?" ”
Chu Tianshu was choked and didn't dare to speak, so he had to bury his head in his mouth and pick up rice.
MM grabbed a piece of fish, threw it into Chu Tianshu's bowl with a beautiful parabola, and said, "Although it's not delicious, it's not even a basic politeness!"
Chu Tianshu hurriedly stuffed the fish into his mouth and said continuously: "Very good, very good!"
Suddenly a sore throat and a sudden loud cough.
Damn, I ate so much that I was stabbed and stuck.
Chu Tianshu hurriedly took a few mouthfuls of rice and reluctantly washed the fish bones down.
MM finally couldn't hold back, laughed out loud, and scolded: "Such a big person, can't even eat a fish!"
As he spoke, he hurriedly handed over a bowl of soup.
Chu Tianshu blushed hurriedly and said, "No, it's too delicious, so I'm in a hurry!"
The casual politeness attracted MM's delight, and after a pause, he said, "Call me Lucy!"
Lucy, obviously not her real name, although Chu Tianshu is a wooden head, she is not stupid, since she guessed Lucy's identity, she naturally doesn't think there is anything wrong with such a name.
However, Lucy's dishes are still extremely high-quality, especially the hot and sour fish, which is definitely delicious, Chu Tianshu is a northerner, and the sweets in Jiangnan have long been tired of eating, and suddenly there is such a delicious fish, so I can't help but eat a lot more, but the sauce pork ribs are very rare.
Lucy was very happy to see Chu Tianshu eating happily, looked at Chu Tianshu with a smile, kept putting vegetables on Chu Tianshu's bowl, and only ate some green vegetables and white rice, as if these dishes were specially cooked for Chu Tianshu.
Chu Tianshu felt a little embarrassed, but this Lucy seemed to be a little imperious, Chu Tianshu was a person who had suffered losses, so he didn't dare to stop Lucy, so he had to say, "You eat too!" As he spoke, he slipped a piece of ribs and put it in Lucy's bowl.
Lucy was stunned suddenly, as if she was about to cry, and after a while, she put on her face again and said, "I lose weight, I don't eat meat!"
Chu Tianshu was stunned for a moment, he didn't know what he had done wrong, he was cowardly for a moment, and said, "You are so thin, what else do you want to lose, if you lose it again, as soon as the wind blows, it will float away!"
These words were a little frivolous, and as soon as Chu Tianshu opened his mouth, he regretted it a little, but Lucy was very happy, and said with a smile: "Yes, is there such a strong wind in Shanghai?" ”
As he spoke, he picked up the ribs and gently put them in his mouth.
Chu Tianshu shook slightly, and clearly saw the slight wetness in the corners of Lucy's eyes, but he didn't dare to break it.
Looking at Lucy up close, she was dressed in a pale green nightdress, tightly wrapped with Lucy's bony and sexier grace, because she was thin, it set off the roundness and straightness of her chest, and the slightly low neckline was a touch of snow white, which made Chu Tianshu couldn't help but feel hot on her face.
It's just a pity. Chu Tianshu didn't dare to look at it anymore, only lowered his head and tried his best to pick up the rice.
But this faint slight change did not escape Lucy's eyes, Lucy suddenly put down her chopsticks and said, "What are you sighing for?" ”
Chu Tianshu hurriedly said: "No, it's just that I haven't eaten such fragrant dishes for a long time, I don't know if there will be this blessing in the future!"
Lucy shook her head, expressing her reluctance to believe Chu Tianshu's excuse, and said, "Hypocrisy, do you think I don't know what you're thinking?" ”
Chu Tianshu said casually: "What do you think?" ”
Lucy suddenly became a little excited, her face flushed, and she said, "What are you pretending to be, don't you just think I'm a chicken, don't you look down on me!" If you look down on me, don't eat my food, it's dirty" In excitement, he pushed the table, rolled over a table of dishes, turned around and folded into the bedroom.
Chu Tianshu was stunned, he didn't expect Lucy to be so sensitive, he was just a little sorry, and he was sensed by her.
Perhaps, even if she didn't sigh, Lucy would have misunderstood it like this.
Chu Tianshu was silent for a while, got up slowly, gently cleaned up the leftovers on the table, brought them into the kitchen, put the leftovers in the refrigerator, and then washed the dishes and chopsticks.
turned around to wipe the dining table, but saw that on the small cabinet on one side, there was a metal helmet, and the dragon flew and the phoenix danced with two big characters "blood ding".
It's that broken thing again, Chu Tianshu sighed, he couldn't help but still admire a little, the temptation of this game is too great, even people like Lucy are hooked!
At this time, Lucy is in the bedroom, sulking, or changing clothes, anyway, don't go in, save your eyebrows.
Went into the bathroom, shh
Of course, you have to take a shower first, your body is sticky, and after washing, change into wet clothes and stick to your body, so it's not uncomfortable, but it's better than the nightgown. In front of the mirror, dress up casually, but it's also in MM's room, and the image is very important.
Turned around to the living room, hesitated, let's go, it seems that he didn't say goodbye, it's a little rude, stay, MM slept in the bedroom, and he had nothing to do.
In boredom, I lay down on the sofa and picked up a book on the coffee table, "Blood Ding Novice Guide", what a thing.
I threw it away, but in the whole room, there were no other books except this book, and I was so bored that I grabbed the strategy again.
Open it at will, the printing quality is good, but almost most of it is pictures, I have to say, people nowadays have developed a habit of laziness, so the book is also based on the situation, more pictures than words.
In front of it is the structure of the Guantian game, and the continent in the blood tripod is called Shenyin, and there are four kinds of forces, namely humans, cultivators, demons, and beasts.
Then there is the main city power, Galaxy Group is a multinational company, with branches almost all over the seven continents, and some economically developed countries have their own main cities in the game, such as the three main cities in China, Chiyun City in the north, Xuanling City in the south, and Zixiao City in the east. Under the main city, there are two or three sub-county towns, such as Jiang Yanhu's players, all of whom are in Weiyang County, which is subordinate to Zixiao City.
The player's class classification includes warrior, knight, armorer, archer, mage, priest, assassin, strategist, engineer, etc.
Player equipment is divided by color, such as white primary equipment, black iron, bronze, silver, gold, purple gold, red spirit, ghost, immortal, artifact, etc. Equipment above the Red Spirit Weapon has no color distinction.