"Ahem." Chiba stood up, turned his head to look behind him and said, "Hey, don't squeeze me, make room for me." Chiba Zuo twisted and rubbed again, sat down between Xiao Bai and Xiao Li, and continued to watch the video.

"Lu Feng, you control it, if it's not important, it's fast. Yes, yes, that's it, don't deliberately show that you're awesome, fast forward. Xiao Li commanded passionately on the side.

I want to fast forward, but I can't operate it at all, so I slapped Xiao Li and shouted, "Take away your claws for me, you grab the mouse and I'll be your uncle." ”

"Ah, haha, mistakes, mistakes." Xiao Li smiled and let go of his hand, I quickly fast-forwarded the section that was beaten by the goblin, but Xiaobai protested on the side, to learn from the experience, you can't fast-forward like this.

I glanced at him and said lightly, "Learn the experience of an egg, and you still want to run when you are surrounded?" If you don't blow up, your ass blooms......"

"Uh...... So what...... Damn, jets. Xiaobai suddenly screamed, so frightened that I shook my mouse and turned off the video.

I suddenly felt several pairs of puzzled eyes staring at me, I didn't dare to look back, silently clicked on the video again, the progress was still at the point where the video was turned off, and I silently clicked on the beginning.

The picture just happened to be the picture of the goblin boss using the weapon explosion to accelerate, and this picture made Xiaobai suddenly burst out with a sentence of "jet".

Can this be called a jet? This should ...... Should...... It's called that! Right......

"Don't make a fuss." I glanced at Xiaobai and watched the video seriously. It's also rare, it's been playing for so long, and it takes so long to watch it again.

Everyone also expressed their disdain in unison, and then turned their heads and continued to look.

"Wow! It's really a jet machine, eh...... "Qing Lantern and morning tea were also surprised. Dare to be affectionate, these two people didn't see it at all just now, and they still despise Xiaobai, and now they are not like this.

"Boss...... It's not easy for you to survive. Qingdeng's eyes didn't leave the video, but he gently poked me with his hand and whispered.

"Yes, Lu Feng, you are really powerful. You see...... Look, wow, that's fast. Eh...... Plugged it back, plugged it back in. "Without waiting for me to speak, Xiao Li pulled the machine gun, and he didn't play anymore.

"Wow......" I was about to say, when the voice of morning tea rose again, "Don't look at this goblin so ugly, his movements and skills are so powerful......"

I was stunned, does this ugliness have anything to do with whether it is ugly or not? It's not a TV series, the protagonists are very handsome, and the protagonists are very good. The ugliness in this game can't be said to be ugly, it can only be said to be domineering.

You see, Xiaobai is a bit domineering, right?

Then Xiaobai was angry and shouted, "You are domineering, your whole family is domineering." ”

I nodded and said with a smile, "Yes, I'm domineering, but I'm good-looking." You're always domineering. ”

"Your uncle......" Xiaobai burst into tears.

"Huh...... Xiaobai, how is your writing, has anyone read it? Didn't make any money. I poked Xiaobai's waist with my finger and said to him with a smile.

Xiaobai glanced at me and said coldly, "Get out of the calf, don't pay attention to me." ”

"Huh...... Xiaobai? Brother Xiaobai ......" Xiao Li shouted.

"Can you look good?" Xiaobai is helpless.

Everyone was speechless and threw themselves into the video. One of them Chiba shouted, "Tianya, go back, go back." I didn't see it just now. Yes, yes, that's it. ”

I feel at ease as my little coolie, where they point to me to hit, and I squint when they don't speak. In this way, I still look like a boss, and the more I think about it, the more I feel that I have no status.

I slapped my thigh and was about to stand up, but as soon as I strained it, I felt as if my shoulder was being pressed and pushed up twice, which was still squatting.

Just as he was about to speak, he heard Xiao Li say, "Tut-tut, it's really miserable." ”

At this time, the progress of the video is just when the goblin boss uses the throwing skill. Although I used the raid to avoid the damage, I really looked like a wolf.

Although I tried my best to get back to the field after that, when they saw that I had been poisoned by the goblin boss, several other people echoed and said, "Tut-tut, it's pretty miserable." ”

Nima...... You pick one and try it. I said angrily, this is completely despising the fruits of my labor, how can I let them bully.

But they said in unison, "We're not stupid." ”

NND, I'm just being pressed and beaten, I'm stupid, I'm stupid. I don't argue with them, and one mouth will never be able to beat five hands.

The video continues, and when the screen rotates, I was bombarded by the goblin boss trampling that skill, and a very disdainful voice erupted around me again. I know they completely take it as their pleasure to hit me, I'm just a joke, why should I record them and watch it......

And then there is a violent beating by the goblin boss.,The full qi and blood will immediately go down.,And then all kinds of beatings fly.,Even the speed of being beaten is the same as crawling.。

I noticed the expressions of several of them, and there was no longer the disdain I had just had, replaced by sympathy, and a helpless expression of "why is this guy so durable?" ”

"Human, don't struggle, let it die. Hmm Xiaobai used a very deep voice, learning the words of the goblin boss, and his expression was extremely weird.

"What do you have to do to make me die?" Xiao Li followed my example and took the next sentence.

"Didn't you just now fall into the flowers and flowing water by me......" Xiaobai continued to answer, "Hmm, ha, falling flowers and flowing water." Haha......"

"Poof......" Chiba spray.

"Poof...... Cluck. Qing Deng laughed in the morning.

I totally don't think they're trying to get all the information about the copy in this video, and so far, they've been happy to cancel me. Is it easy for me to farm copies alone, and they actually cancel me like this. I don't know what will happen to others, but I can't stand it anyway.

yes, I couldn't take it anymore, so I slammed the table and shouted, "! Laugh again, laugh again and I'll die! "Tears flowed down my face.

"Poof-ha-ha." They ignored it and laughed even more.

I got up and was about to leave, thinking to myself, beg me, you beg me, or I will really go. Then I heard the delicate voice of the light come from, "Boss, don't you want to see it?" Then we'll see for ourselves. ”

"Okay...... See for yourselves. "Why am I so miserable? But when I stood up, I found that the road around me had been blocked, and I had to say to them, "I said, 'Aren't you?' Make way for me? ”

"Don't bother, squat." Xiaobai pulled me down, and then said, "Quick, it's over here, fast forward." ”

Squat, fast forward, and the screen proceeds to the place where the spirit monkey is killed.

The whole way was carried out step by step, and each of them was extremely uninterested in such a flat rhythm. So repeatedly asked me to fast forward and skip this boring fight.

Naturally, I want to meet the needs of customers, although the tickets are not charged, but from the current situation, it seems that they do not receive the labor fee is good, tickets? It's all my own family, how can I say such a thing.

So I can only admit it, there are many family members, and I will lose by raising my hand to vote.

The next screen is the realm of the Spirit Monkey King. Because the attributes in the video can't be seen, I have to dictate the skills of the Spirit Monkey King.

Rage, tearing, thousands of troops.

When I mentioned the thousands of troops, Xiao Li's thinking jumped suddenly, and he slapped his thigh and shouted, ", isn't this Sun Wukong." ”

Then Xiaobai started a parody show again.

"Trespass, human, you will pay the price for trespassing into the Dark Forest. Leave your life behind. Boom. ”

Xiao Li didn't mention Sun Wukong anymore, his face sank, and he said coldly, "Want my life?" You have to have this ability, too. ”

Again the laughter elicited in the audience, and I remained speechless.

The picture advanced again, and my series of attacks and defenses also attracted the sideways glances of several people. I couldn't help but think to myself, yes, that's the way it should be.

However, I only heard Chiba say seriously, "Tut-tut, it's a pity for this claw, if you scratch it, you will definitely be able to scratch off a lot of blood." ”

One sentence resonated with everyone. I asked in a wailing voice, "What the hell are you guys from?" ”

"Your side, your side." The crowd responded.

"I can't see it?" I said in a weird way.

Xiao Li was very calm, and said casually, "That's if you read it wrong." ”

Then I heard their comments one after another.

It doesn't seem like an assassin can do it; Eh, you're really not simple; Yo yo, plucked plucked, plucked, eh? It's really hey, isn't this Sun Wukong?

"Boss, watch out!" Morning Tea suddenly shouted, and then immediately reacted, bowed his head embarrassedly, and turned to watch the video again.

I wondered in my heart, what is this embarrassing, this sentence is the most beautiful thing I have heard this afternoon, why am I embarrassed.

Why be embarrassed? Now people regard the Spirit Monkey King as the protagonist and the object of attention. This is suddenly a mistake, can you be embarrassed to call the wrong person?

The little girl is honest, unlike Chiba, Xiaobai, and Xiao Li, who are shameless, while saying that Tianya is really powerful, when she watched the Spirit Monkey King beat me hard, she smiled to herself, "It's really good." ”

All I can say is that I was careless in making friends.

"Do you see anything else besides my jokes?" I looked at them with disdain, and my cynicism about them had reached the point where I couldn't turn a blind eye.

"Do we need to see anything else?" Clear the light, morning tea asked.

"Of course, you should pay more attention to the characteristics of dungeon monsters and bosses." I replied.

"And then?" Xiao Li asked.

"Then you will know each other when you fight." I replied.

"Ah, there's a fart?" Xiaobai asked.

"So how are you going to fight?"

Everyone was silent, and raised their finger to Chiba. Chiba looked up and smiled, "I'm watching." ”

"Ah......h