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A group of men!

Dealing with such a guy, Gu Chen, who often appreciates art films, still has a lot of experience...... Of course, it is not possible to come directly to it that is too explicit, and it is estimated that it will be harmonized by the system. But if it's too explicit, it is estimated that these guys who can do it in 5p will never be fooled!

From the information he got from consulting Jia Bago, Gu Chen vaguely remembered that these guys usually got together, but they were the best to listen to crotch literature.

Well.

In this regard, Gu Chen has also dabbled a lot, and he can directly recite many wonderful passages......

Meanwhile.

Gu Chen suddenly remembered his eldest apprentice, Ximen Chongqing...... This name is inspired!

Think twice.

Seeing that there was not much time left, Gu Chen resolutely decided that he could only take such a risk!

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in the tavern.

I saw that I was not a pest and no longer sold wine and food from table to table, but I pulled over a Taishi chair, crossed one leg, and sat on the top of the chair. Then he didn't care whether others listened or not, he only took a pair of chopsticks as a waking wood, slapped it on the ground, and began to talk about it with spit -

Rank guest officer, everyone is here today, even if they come. Next, I will tell you a beautiful story, as for the name of this story, you must have heard of it, it is the earth-shattering, crying ghosts and gods "So Many Feet"!

In the first part of the book, let's talk about a strange woman!

Since we want to talk about this strange woman, let's talk about the appearance of this woman first...... She is the sideburns of the black racingbird, the eyebrows of the crescent moon curved by the emerald curve, the cold and cold apricot eyes, the fragrant cherry mouth, the straight and long Qiongyao nose, the pink and red cheeks, the delicate dripping silver basin face, the light flower body, the jade slender onion branches and hands, the twisted willow waist, the soft and thick pink white belly, the narrow stars and the pointed feet, the fleshy grandmother's breasts, the white raw legs, and a tight, white fresh, black, I don't know what it is. ”

These are not strange, strange is strange, she has a good pair of little feet!

It's her feet.

But it caused a ** rhyme......

This woman's name is Pan Jinlian, and the guy who is looking at her is named Ximenqing. On the same day, Ximen Qingtuo invited Pan Jinlian to dinner, deliberately brushed the chopsticks to the ground, and when he squatted down to pick up the chopsticks, Ximen Qing took the opportunity to touch Pan Jinlian's feet. But Pan Jinlian asked with a smile, "The official really wants to hook up with me?" Ximenqing knelt down and said, "Please take pity on the lady." After that, Pan Jinlian hugged Ximenqing up and hugged him to the bed, but who knew that at this critical moment, Ximenqing's one was not good......

What to do?

At this moment, I saw Pan Jinlian pointing to a dish on the table and said to Ximen Qing, official, if you drink this bowl of Wang Lao Bajia fish soup, you will definitely be fierce and powerful. When it was, Ximen Qing didn't say a word, drank it in one gulp, and then the two began to roll the sheets again......

Well, if you want to know what will happen next, please order a soup of Lao Wang eight-shelled turtle. If you book ten copies, I'll definitely add a more chapter to be more fragrant, and I'll do it!

That's it.

Gu Chen suddenly shut up and stopped talking......

The audience was silent for half a minute.

But the effect of Gu Chen's trick was still good, and in the end, the obscene fat man just now opened his mouth and said, "It's really verbose, come, give me ten servings of Wang Lao Bajia's fish soup at one time, but don't talk about this, you kid, talk about something really fragrant, Sister Bai, Wang Yulan or something, don't always sell your few broken dishes!" ”

Ten bowls of soft-shelled turtle soup are sold.

I'm not a pest and said with a smile, "Okay, brother, just take a look, let's talk about a more exciting, in-depth ...... now"

Next.

Gu Chen really started to talk again-

But it is said that this story was born in the outer building of the West Lake in Hangzhou. On that day, the pig's feet of this set of books were gnawing pig's feet in the outer building, and when he was gnawing the eighteenth pig's feet, he suddenly heard a woman's coquettish voice......

"The thief looks at the sword!"

With this crisp reprimand, two sword lights stabbed at Wang Dong's head like sword light, although he saw that the target was not actually himself, Wang Dong still hurriedly flashed to the side, and the sword light passed over his head and went straight to a lewd man sitting at a table behind Wang Dong.

"He's a whore?"

When Wang Dong saw the face of the lewd thief clearly, he suddenly became angry, and this kind of crooked melon and inferior date is also worthy of being called a lewd thief?

Not to mention that people look obscene, kung fu is also like having impotence, without a little masculinity. Although the opponent is two people, but it is only two underage girls, brother, I ask you to show some lewd thief, don't insult the name of our lewd thief┅┅

The swordsmanship of the two girls is like spring water**, and the fan of the lewd thief is also as feminine as a poisonous snake. After a dozen moves, he didn't tell the winner, but smashed the surrounding tables and chairs, and the guests ran away, leaving only Wang Dong and the woman. Wang Dong couldn't stand it anymore in the end, the Broken Moon Knife on his waist was erect, and in the blink of an eye, the spring water turned into thousands of broken shadows, and the poisonous snake was also pinched by seven inches.

"Who?"

Both sides exclaimed in unison!

Wang Dong said without moving, you guys go outside, don't delay me to eat, I still have a lame roast leg of lamb that didn't come up!

"Hmm...... Okay! There is an old saying that after eating Liu Cripple's roast leg of mutton, Tie Guan Li will tremble with joy! Now, ladies and gentlemen, it's time for our store to make an appointment for Liu Lame's roast leg of mutton. Walk by, don't miss it, want to buy from! ”

Speaking of which.

Gu Chen stopped and observed the faces of these guys in the tavern, but there was no expression at all, obviously, he didn't find the right stimulation. Well, since this is the case, Gu Chen has no choice but to rely on his memory and continue to talk about it-

Besides, after Wang Dong finished eating Liu Laozi's roasted leg of mutton, he looked up and saw that the two girls were beautiful carved out of a mold, although there were many sisters who surrendered to Wang Dong, but it was the first time he had seen such beautiful twins.

One of them flashed his starry eyes and said, "Childe, this person is Yang Wei, the thirteenth-ranked thief snake Langjun in the martial arts villain, please do the right thing for the sky!" ”

"He's a whore?" …… Wang Dong said with contempt!

"Yes, he raped and killed the third and second senior sisters of our sect a month ago, and also injured my fourth senior aunt...... The other girl gritted her teeth.

"If you are a traitor, why do you want to kill? Although as a prostitute thief, you can rape her body first, and it is better to rape her heart again, but you are not asked to kill people, and such a despicable thing is done, no wonder the rivers and lakes have a lower and lower evaluation of our prostitutes, it is people like you who have ruined our reputation! ”

The king was angry from his heart, glanced at Yang Wei in disgust, and struck out with his left hand like lightning, and with just one move, he was already paralyzed on the ground like a dead snake.

The two girls screamed, their little hands covered their mouths, and they looked at Wang Dong in surprise.

It's very charming.

Half-night......

The one on the left said a blessing, "Thank you, Childe", and the one on the right stabbed at Yangwei with a sword, "Whore, take your life!" ”

Of course, Wang Dong didn't know that the twin sisters in front of him were the young masters of the Chunshui Sword Sect who had broken out of the exquisite double jade in the past six months, and the sisters jointly occupied the fourth position in the rivers and lakes. They are the natural enemies of the thieves!

Because when Wang Dong's peers saw them, they were thinking more about how to peel the two sisters into two white sheep and then enjoy them, but they forgot that they were not enough to weigh the Spring Water Sword Technique......

So.

In the past six months, there have been not ten thieves who have died at the hands of the sisters, but eight. Because of this, when Wang Dong said that I was called a thief, the sisters' first reaction was to put their hands on the handle of their swords, and then they both pursed their lips and laughed.

"Childe is really humorous, if you are a thief, then he will not become a righteous gentleman!"

Yulong pointed at Yang Wei, and he was looking at Wang Dong viciously.

"He's just a thief!" Wang said in his heart. At the same time, he also wondered in his heart, I was originally a thief, why didn't they believe it?

Next.

I saw one of the women come to Wang Dong's side, lowered her head and whispered in his ear, "Childe, our sisters once made a vow that as long as anyone can help us catch this prostitute and avenge the third and second senior sisters of our faction, our sisters will make a personal promise." If the son does not dislike it, please move the gentle Xiaozhu, and the concubine sisters should recommend the pillow seat......"

As soon as he heard this, Wang Dong's heart moved.

He thought of how happy he felt when he was upside down, watching two identical beauties crying tactfully under him, and immediately got up and prepared to leave. But at this moment, I suddenly heard a shout from the running hall in the outer building, Childe, the roast leg of lamb you just added is here, please taste it......

As soon as I heard this.

Looking at Wang Dong again, he had left the pair of gorgeous sisters behind him in an instant, and he stared at the plate of Liu lame roasted lamb leg in his hand, as if he was obsessed, and he couldn't move even half a step under his feet! And when the sisters saw this, they were even more grieving......

Gu Chen was addicted to talking, and he originally wanted to continue.

But who knows.

He still underestimated the evil Cheng dù of these guys in the tavern, and they were tired of hearing the things Gu Chen just talked about.

It's still that little fat man who takes the lead in coaxing!

"I'll go, you big liar, there are too many product placements, and you don't mean anything dry, get off the stool quickly!"

Gu Chen looked at the time, it was about to arrive.

These guys didn't buy it at all, anyway, they couldn't complete the task, and the loss couldn't run, Gu Chen was also angry at the moment, "Skiff!" What's the matter, you guys, Lao Tzu loves to talk, you love to listen or not, don't listen to it, let Lao Tzu fuck off! ”

The little fat man listened.

At that moment, he was also furious, and I saw him pinch a chair with his fingers, raise his hand and smash it on the head of me, which is not a pest. I'm not a pest, so I can't eat this loss, he tilted his head smartly, and didn't smash it. The chair whizzed past his ears......

"Your uncle, Lao Tzu has all hacked you!"

said.

I'm not a pest, I picked up a kitchen knife from the board, flew and pounced on the little fat man......

In the last few minutes, there was a massacre in the tavern!

Regardless of the outcome.

Anyway, I'm not a pest in the end......

It's time.

I'm not a pest and I'm being transported back to the city......

Meantime.

System Prompt: One piece of equipment on your body is recycled by the system as a travel fee......

Gu Chen was very frustrated, after all, he fell short and did not complete the task. It's just that I don't know which of my pigskin three-piece sets has been recycled by the system? In Gu Chen's guess, it is likely to be the pigskin bracer, if it is true, it will be terrible!

Thinking.

Gu Chen clicked on the equipment interface that I am not a pest......

Just one look.

Gu Chen was stunned, and then, he couldn't help but laugh wildly......

Rub, there are a lot of three-piece sets of pigskin, all of them. As for the system recycling, it was a gold necklace that I casually hung around my neck without being a pest...... It turns out that in the system valuation, this chain is much more valuable than the pigskin three-piece set!

After the fun.

Gu Chen still broke out in a cold sweat...... Nima is so dangerous!

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