File.36 The God of Joy Unfolds
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"No, impudent! Actually, he used such a despicable method to trick us into eating food containing banned drugs! ”
Well, this kind of dialogue full of grooves is actually just a certain secondary two girl who has eaten too much (for her size) and because she has bitten into the chili pepper for the last time, she doesn't even have room for water in her stomach, so she can only lick ice cubes to comfort herself with the sad cry of misfortune.
"That's right...... Speaking of which, 6 De, you haven't been back to the city recently, and you don't know that Demacia's guild registration has been released recently, right? The scene of major groups recruiting troops and recruiting scattered people is really a bit similar to the scene in the memoirs written by some predecessors! ”
What Yuan Qiu is talking about is the early stage of holographic online games, game companies in order to increase popularity Cheng dù and encourage the establishment of large guilds, almost any guild can pull out a large group of 5oo people casually, some particularly strong guilds even have several 25oo full of giant teams, all walks of life pVp attack and defense are killing the sky and fiery anomalous.
However, the fatal flaw of the Grand Guild, or even the Grand Guild that rules an entire country in the game, is that the system is slow to respond, and it is difficult to equalize the interests of all parties within the guild. During the expansion period, due to the explosive growth of the guild's income, there can be a good supply of subsidies and affiliations within the group, but once the exhibition stagnates and the income no longer expands, there will be various factors that will stir up the anxiety of the leaders of all walks of life, and in the end they can only have no choice but to start a war, and after a tragic war, a pattern of equal distribution of several levels of guilds will be formed, and then the guild will split internally and play the same script again.
In fact, these guilds also happened to verify the law of some countries and even the world a few years ago - if they can't grow, they go to war, rob until they are satisfied with self-strength, and then too large a kingdom means a lack of control and division, so the cycle is re-staged.
"Can't hold it anymore? I've heard that there are almost no approval procedures on the tribe's side, and I think for NPCs, the increase in the power of other countries must be a matter of the throat, although most players don't think so. ”
"Wait! What, 6 virtues, what is like a fish in the throat? ”
Yuan Qiu suddenly changed to an embarrassed expression. "I don't understand such a difficult word!"
Burst!
6 De squirted all the beer back into his glass, and pointed at someone with a violent cough that could not say a word.
(Sure enough, this guy can be called stupid in countless ways...... )”
"Hey! xxWhat do you mean? Forget it, I won't tell you this first, do you know a piece of news that has been rumored recently? ”
"There are a lot of rumors in the game, which one do you want me to remember?"
"Of course, it's been rumored lately, about the prison in Demacia City!"
In just a dozen seconds, Yuan Qiu completely forgot about his previous (seemingly) experience of being despised by IQ.
"You know, those members of the Friendship Association in the prison don't know where to get weapons, and now they have killed many of the guards in the prison and occupied the inside of the prison as their nest!"
"What's the big deal about that? NPCs also have to eat, and with those high-ranking guards in Demacia City, even if they don't want to go down and get rid of other things, it's okay to guard the door and let them starve to death without food, right? ”
6 De scoffs at such trivial trifles.
Could it be that a large city will be declared finished because of this situation?
"But, it is said that the guards are not willing to go down! And the most terrible thing is that in order to ensure the cleanliness of the prison, there were many places in it that went directly to the underground river, which was living water...... There are fish! In other words, there is no place to lock people up in Demacia now! The remaining water prison claims to be in and out, and there are usually no guards! ”
"And this kind of thing? That's interesting......"
6. A certain paladin who was golden on the outside but black on the inside suddenly came to his mind.
(I'd like to see what that guy does...... )”
———— Tip: If you're short on mana, maybe the Mage can help you! ————
"By the way, when will your sister arrive?"
6 De, who also sent the last pack of soft drinks into his stomach, crumpled the outer packaging into a ball and threw it into the trash can on the side of the bench.
If you ignore a certain middle two girl who is humming behind the two of them and holding on to the wall to move, this meal should be considered a relatively perfect ending.
"I remember what she said...... Come here at 3 p.m. on the 22nd......"
Yuan Qiu struggled to find memories in his brain, which lacked common sense.
"Are you sure? Isn't it the 22nd today? Then ...... "6 Tak pulled his phone out of his pants. "It's time now, it's past three o'clock......"
"Oooo Oh no——! Something big is coming! I'm sure I'll be kidnapped! ”
(Is your sister Kunia...... )”
Looking at the back of the other party, 6 De still couldn't say this sentence in the end. "Come here, Flowey! I'll send you back first...... I really eat so much! ”
"But people didn't expect it to be like this...... It's so sad...... Can we get in the car, Ludy? ”
"No—now you have to digest all the eaten parts through guò exercise, or you will continue to feel uncomfortable in the evening!"
"It's going to be upside down, Ludy......"
After 6 Tak sent home a girl whose mobility had dropped to half of her usual time, the clock was already pointing to 1615, and Yuan Qiu was never returned.
"Anyway, shouldn't it be his sister who picks her up in the end......"
The text messages were also lost, and the only thing that was certain was that the guy definitely received it.
In fact, according to the transmission of genetic factors, there is a high possibility that the brother and sister are stupid at the same time and then turn the whole airport upside down...... It's just that it seems to take a lot of courage to think about it.
Then, someone who still didn't look at the road had a second intimate encounter with a foreign object today. At a certain corner, he very sadly collided with a hoverboat full of goods, and experienced the impact of being hit by Rose in reality.
"Shh......h It's like the "monster around the corner" in the game! ”
Similar to his action of soothing his feet and neck while standing on one leg, the load on the hoverwheel was also swept away by the blow - a tomato that rolled very fast crossed the parabola and slammed into the ground and turned into tomato sauce.
Well, it looks like the tomato is ripe – the aroma wafting through the air speaks for itself.
If it weren't for the fact that the 6 German hand was fast enough, I am afraid that the egg placed on the third layer would have to suffer the same fate as the tomato just now.
The scrambled eggs with tomatoes that fell on the ground are still whole raw, and I'm afraid no one will want to eat them. Maybe the heat of the sun can bake them on the road?
It had to be summer, not now.
"It's a coincidence." And then 6 swore that the sun must have been too bright, so he hallucinated—" (Why are there girls lying on the street?!) )”
And the other party's skirt was also rolled up to the waist because of the impact force, and a touch of pure white looked particularly dazzling in the sun.
"Are you alright?"
6 De, who tried his best to ignore a special item, pulled the other party up before he appeared.,It's hard to figure out that the other party is still a Lori - dry.,The height is not much different from Kunia.。
"Hello!"
An older Lori who was doing real yàn sneezed, and the thin composite metal material in her hand broke off.
"Eh...... Who's talking about me or something...... Is it? ”
Poor Kunia has become the Lori benchmark in the hearts of 6 De.
"Sorry...... It was me who was not good, because I was in a hurry to get home to cook so I didn't look ahead......"
The girl who got up from the ground didn't seem to realize the fact that she had just gone, and just apologized to 6 Tak with a gentle smile.
"This kind of place should first care about whether you are injured or not, and then talk about other problems, right?"
"Because I'm used to falling...... "The girl stuck out her tongue." Sometimes, if you sit for too long, you will fall down because of numbness in your feet. ”
(Aren't you moving...... )”
Since the other party didn't mention the matter of going out, 6 Tak would definitely not be stupid enough to say stupid things like "You just ran out". Although the Lori in front of her looks harmless to humans and animals, who knows if it will suddenly break down because of this kind of thing.
"But if you're cooking, it's too early, isn't it?"
6 Tak bent down to gather the tomatoes that had survived, and casually threw a question to beat the time.
"If the game is being updated, it's just in time to go back for dinner! The rare rest day has been wasted...... And I live by myself, so the meal time is just casual~"
(Probably the same type as Kunia, right......?) )”
"I mean, how does it feel to be spanked by Rose?"
The ghost sent the gods, and 6 De asked such a sentence.
"Huh?!"
This question made the girl reflexively jump up, and the asparagus in her hand was all in close contact with the earth again because of her movements. "How ......"
"Although I only said this because I happened to remember something......"
6 De didn't dare to react as much as the other man—he still had tomatoes in his hand.
"But I really didn't expect that my teammates who played the game together would live in the same city...... The wind of the night sky. ”
"Hmm!"
The moment the name was called out by 6 De, the girl's cheeks were suddenly plated with a layer of bright red like fire.
And there seems to be a faint painful hallucination in a certain part of the area.
PS1: Actually, don't you see that the big meal added later in the o is a large buffet...... The only consequence is that if you eat too much, you will be scolded by the regiment leader. What are the adverse reactions after eating too much? Halloween candy? Valentine's Day chocolate? Wild West Muddy Pie? Of course, we had that in the Arctic, Amber Seeds......
PS2: If you don't know about Amber Seeds, please search for the quest process, and then decide for yourself, for the sake of the lives of the vast majority of people, the details of the quest will not be described.
PS3: What's that, it's "you lack mana to find a magician", not the other way around......