Chapter Twenty-Four: Commentary on the Army
"These are all the equipment that can be seen, and it is conceivable that the original X9 players who have these equipment are now defending themselves." The Theory of the Meaning of Life explained, and then said something that made the five people vomit blood: "And some X9 players not only have one set of unranked equipment, but also two or even three sets. ”
"Holy! They want so much to eat! The evil one suddenly turned around and cursed angrily.
"These guys are too obscene, too shameless!" The Redeemer was indignant.
"If you have money, you can be so obscene! I'm sticking with you! The meaning of life smiled.
"Life I despise you to the extreme!" The Redeemer said indignantly.
"Life I despise you from the eye of the needle!" The evil man cooperated, clenched his fists at the same time, and his index finger stretched out, and clicked a few times - this action is clearly the #80 emoji animation of "disdain shì you" in the game.
"Thank you for the little redemption and the little evil, I haven't been so valued for a long time." The meaning of life looked unusually moved, and thanked him.
The wicked and the redeemer suddenly had a kind of disappointment of being defeated, and they were very depressed in their hearts, they had really seen shameless, and they could only vomit blood once when they saw it, and they despised hysterically once in their hearts.
"The three of you have played separately, let's get down to business first." The returnee reminded with a sinking face.
"Yes!" The wicked and the redeemer should bow their heads like tamed rabbits and sit back in their seats.
"The equipment has been decided, and the baby is left to talk about it later." The meaning of life said with a smile: "There are many old poisons on official business, and they may have to leave at any time, so let's talk about the most important things first." ”
"The most important thing?" The Redeemer was amazed.
The meaning of life did not answer, but continued to smile and said: "Actually, this time, I invited the old poison to come, mainly because I wanted to ask the old poison to be your military commentary. ”
Poison you thousands of times, your face suddenly sank, and I thought to myself: "Good for your life, you really want to drag me into the water!" ”
"Commentary with the army?" The returnees, the wicked, and the redeemers were amazed in unison.
The meaning of life explained unhurriedly: "As a commentator, I usually have my own dream channel, which can be broadcast live through guò, and players who enter this channel can see that its form is not much different from other live video broadcasts. Any player, a team, has the right to hire a military commentator to broadcast some important PK, activities, or something in their daily game in real time. Especially for famous teams, it is even more needed! It's just that the general treatment of the military commentators is relatively high, and the most low-grade ones get 6,000 Chiyou coins a month. Like Lao Poison, he has to get at least 200,000 a month, especially when it comes to the dirty circle, the salary has to increase dozens or even nearly a hundred times! "The meaning of life puts the last two sentences very seriously.
"Nearly a hundredfold!" The wicked and the redeemer were extremely surprised, and both of them had a common thought in their hearts: "Life is not helping us find an explanation, it is hacking us, it is trying to make us bankrupt!" Before the two men could close their mouths wide open, a new shock appeared!
"Great idea! We are now lacking a game master like Lao Poison, please join Lao Poison! The stowaway smiled, stood up, and stretched out his sincere right hand to poison you ten thousand times.
"Old ......," said the wicked and the redeemer excitedly at the same time, but the two of them called out such a word, and the words came to an abrupt end; Because the returnees and followers also stood up and smiled kindly at the poison you ten thousand times; The two of them also stood up in unison, but the expressions on their faces were strange, and they looked like they didn't understand the current situation at all.
The meaning of life also stood up.
Only poison you thousands of times still sit in place without moving, the expression on your face is calm and there is no trace of ripple.
After a long and half a minute, the stowaway's outstretched right hand was not withdrawn, and the smile on his face was still the same; The same is true for returnees and followers; but the faces of the wicked and the redeemer grew more and more ugly, and they were evidently furious; The meaning of life is still smiling.
Time is slowly passing away, the stowaway's movements have not changed, the smile has not changed, as if that action, that smile has become a habit, skillfully for many years; The meaning of life is still solid; The smiles on the faces of returnees and followers are slowly fading; The eyebrows of the wicked and the redeemer have begun to beat.
However, after poisoning you thousands of times, you still don't move.
The atmosphere became more and more oppressive, as if the air in the room was being silently evacuated, and heavy gasps echoed through the room very clearly.
After about 1.5 minutes, you raised your hand and looked at the smart watch thousands of times, the movements were as natural as flowing water, and he got up leisurely and said to the meaning of life: "It's not early, I still have something to do, so I won't bother." ”
The stowaway's brows furrowed suddenly, and he quickly glanced at the wicked and the redeemer, and the two of them were just about to speak, when they were suddenly swept away by the stowaway's evil gaze, and immediately closed; The faces of the returnees and followers were iron-blue, as if they had been poisoned.
After this glance, the stowaway looked at you again with a smile on his face.
At the same time when you said goodbye to the meaning of life thousands of times, the meaning of life was like being suddenly shocked, and I was stunned for a moment, and said with a smile: "I'll send you!" ”
The two of them turned and walked out, their footsteps sonorous and powerful, and the sound of landing on the ground.
The five people behind him, except for the stowaway, the other four stared at the back of poisoning you thousands of times, all gritting their teeth with hatred, eager to pounce directly and gnaw the poison you ten thousand times!
The four of them glared viciously like this, poisoning you all over the ground and walking forward with a loud voice.
However, just after taking three steps, he suddenly stopped, turned around, looked at the smuggler who was still smiling, and said very strictly: "In the battle of Tianyuan, you can enter the top three, but don't win the championship!" Remember! ”
"Thank you!" The stowaway laughed.
Poison you didn't reply thousands of times, turned around and continued to walk towards the door.
The meaning of life stopped at the same time as poisoning you thousands of times, and also subconsciously stopped, hearing the words of poisoning you thousands of times, the meaning of life looked at the stowaway's eyes full of admiration, and looked at the eyes of poisoning you thousands of times full of gratitude. The two of them turned around at the same time and walked out in style.
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