Chapter Eighty-Five: Free Water Army
Human beings are social animals, born with the ability to communicate with other members of the same kind, and it is common to see parents scolding their children who like to talk: "If you don't talk for a few days, you can suffocate to death?" "That's right, if you don't speak for a long time, you can really suffocate a big living person to death, one of the most cruel punishments in history is such a thing, throw people into a small room in the dark, send food and water, eat and drink, sleep when you want, but no one is allowed to talk to him, and he is not allowed to hear the sound of someone talking, it is okay for a short time, but after a long time, there will be irreversible obstacles in this person's thinking, and when he is released again, he will go crazy if he does not die, and he will never be able to slow down without more than ten years of psychological treatment, In a sense, this shows that it is not possible for human beings not to contact each other and not communicate with each other, and if you don't believe it, you can find a hut with a masochistic mentality and try it......
For this characteristic of human beings, the most vividly carried forward are patients with chatterous disease and idlers who have nothing to do, such as this group of people at the junction of the northwest and eastern districts of Yanjing, they have no industry of their own, or very little, barely able to maintain a low life, and then want to struggle upwards but there is no way, of course, you say that they are not enterprising, anyway, they are a handful at the bottom of society, their biggest hobby is to get together when they are full and have nothing to do, chatting and farting and bragging, and laughing and laughing is a day, Standard proletarian thought.
It can be said that each of them has a mentality of not being able to eat grapes and saying that grapes are sour, they have not received much education, but their mouths are more vicious than the other, and the hottest topic when they get together is to discuss the recent current affairs and political situation, or which aristocracy and celebrity have something embarrassing and ugly, and then say that if I am anyone, I will do what I want, but in fact I can't do anything, day after day, every day they have a lot of similar interesting topics, they discuss, quarrel, even fighting with hands without saying a word, it looks very lively, but no matter how impassioned and heartbroken the tone is, it sounds like there is a sourness that is difficult to hide.
The sun sets, the tired birds return to the forest, the day's life is about to pass, this group of idlers have eaten a not very sumptuous dinner and then wandered out of the house to get together, the security team has long gone, the fight and trouble are also tied up and punished, no one pays attention to the bad things of these idlers, as long as they have no weapons in their hands, they can gather as long as they want, and no matter how sharp the will never pose even a little threat to those in power, Vice-Captain Wilkinson, who is in charge of policing in this area, understands this very well.
For them, the most important and most attractive thing is always what happened around them, such as the old man who touched the porcelain and the guy who was touched by the porcelain, such as the child who sold the clever particles and the stammering with the aggrieved, these are all topics that the idlers can talk about after dinner, but today's biggest highlight is undoubtedly the amazing and dashing away, A beautiful sorceress who left only a beautiful shadow.
It is conceivable that for a long time, this sorceress will be a beautiful legend and a beautiful memory that idlers will never forget.
"I can swear to my dead daddy, she's the prettiest woman I've ever seen in my life!" A man with a white cloth wrapped around his arm** upper body, is telling a few buddies who missed today's show for some reason about what happened today, he is full of emotion, spitting stars flying, like a shower head to make the two brothers sitting opposite him shudder, these two people took advantage of him not to pay attention to the side slightly moved to the side, but also listened attentively, the story of a beautiful female magician who really happened around him, the attraction is undoubtedly undoubted.
"Barry, didn't you ask her for a contact information?" A bald man urged: "Aren't you often boasting about what kind of friend you are of women?" As long as you hook your little finger casually, no matter how holy a woman is, she will strip naked and throw herself into your arms......"
"Shut up, Bof, I think you should go brush your teeth." In the midst of a burst of laughter, Barry, who has always liked to giggle, had an unprecedentedly serious expression: "You can joke about other women, but this female magician...... Oh! Barry half-tilted his head and made a very innocent appearance: "You better not joke with me, she is my goddess, I don't allow you bitches to blaspheme her, oh my...... I think I'm in love......"
Bov waved his hand: "Okay, okay, don't stare at me, can't I say it?" That's your goddess, I hope she will be touched by your love and come running from the TMD Magic Society to marry you, oh oh oh...... Okay, okay, let's not talk about that, Barry, how did you get your arm? Hurt? ”
A slightly younger man next to him interjected: "Let those bastards of the security team beat me, I was running fast, I didn't get beaten, Barry couldn't do it, his soul was hooked away by the goddess, his legs were like wooden stakes, he couldn't run!" ”
"Ronald, shut up!" Barry blushed and growled.
Another burst of laughter.
Such a scene, such a dialogue, can be heard everywhere on this three-way street, because the female magician who exists like a goddess, everyone is willing to recount, to recall even the tiniest details at that time, and this, of course, also includes the magical white stick, although I don't know what this thing is, what its name is, but in word of mouth, this thing has been mythologized as a sacred object representing the warm love of the goddess, such as the Barry just mentioned, he raised his injured arm, said yearningly: "If the goddess also gives me a little white stick and lets me suck it, even if I break both of my arms, it's worth it!" ”
In general, Du Ang's hype on cigarettes this time was successful, under the propaganda of those free water armies, one spread ten to hundred, almost half of Yan Kyoto knew that there was such a magical white stick, light the fire, smoke a puff, I heard that it can relieve pain, relax the nerves, and even say a tongue twister after stammering, this statement is quite mysterious, some people believe it, there are noses and eyes, some people don't believe that this is absolutely a lie, people who believe it say that this is a magic prop exclusive to female magicians, of course magical, The unbelievers say you have seen it with your own eyes. Have you ever tasted it yourself? Hearing is false, seeing is believing, you haven't even seen it, and I'm talking nonsense here.
Quarrels are inevitable, and disputes are objective, but no matter what, everyone is curious about this magical little white stick, what is the name of this kind of thing? Where did you get it? If there really is such a god as the legend, it is okay to spend money to buy it......
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