"Haha!" Guan Lin finally couldn't hold it back, but the others could still bear it, because they all respected the leader of the Blue Dragon Army.

Ou Ye'er missed this wonderful scene, and when she entered the door, Xu Kai was already standing in the crowd seriously, and said, "I had a dream last night, it was really beautiful. ”

"Oh? Did Big Brother dream of beautiful women? What does it look like? Let's talk about it. Ouda's two ears were erected, but he was grabbed by someone, and when he looked back, it was actually his wife, and he hurriedly begged for mercy: "Wife spare your life, wife spare your life!" ”

"Humph! Look at how dare you get up! Li Qingshui can't tolerate Ouda having three wives and four concubines like other men, which is what he promised.

"Just listen, I definitely didn't get up, big brother can testify, do you say yes, big brother?" Ouda could only ask Xu Kai for help, looking at that look, it was really pitiful, making people forget his madness on the battlefield.

"It's my fault that I didn't make it clear...... Xu Kai stood on the bed, condescending, and said: "Last night I dreamed that Zhang Jiao had become a villain, so I grabbed him and beat him wildly, shouting while beating, 'Beat you in the face of a villain, and you will be cheap when you become a fool; Hit you in the eye of a villain, wait for you to take the exam with zero eggs ......', I'm just beating and beating like this, it's so cool, so I'll ......"

"Oh? It turns out that this is the case......" Everyone carefully recalled Xu Kai's previous strange behavior, and the more they listened, the more they looked like it.

"The eldest brother is really talented, he can even make such a good poem in his dreams, what kind of reputation is this poem?" Li Qingshui began to read Xu Kai's "Villain Poem", which made Xu Kai extremely embarrassed, which is the poem he wrote, it is the mantra that people read when they beat villains on the street, he remembered it after listening to it a lot, now think about it, do women like that thing?

"Hehe, it's a horn poem, not bad, right?" Xu Kai had an idea and changed the "villain" to "Zhang Jiao".

Thereupon. Soon everyone in the Qinglong Army will recite the "Zhang Jiao Poem", and everyone will say loudly while walking: "Beat you Zhang Jiaomian, and you will be cheap when you become a child; Beat you with a corner of the eye, waiting for you to take the exam with zero eggs; Hit you with a horn in the ear. Waiting for you to poop in prime time; Hit you with a corner mouth, and wait for you to have a woman who has nothing to chase; beat you in the horn of the belly, waiting for you to be sued every day; beat you with a corner hand, and you won't accept it when you have money; Hit you with a corner foot, and wait until you have shoes to wear......"

Seeing that the morale of the whole army is high. Xu Kai was also so happy that he couldn't keep his mouth shut, but unfortunately, at this moment, their shouts attracted Zhang Jiao's younger brother Zhang Bao. When he heard this poem from the mouths of his subordinates, he was furious, and immediately led 500,000 Yellow Turban thieves south to attack the Qinglong Army.

"Don't panic, you're just the villain's younger brother!" Xu Kai faced the billowing smoke, and suddenly had a plan, and said to Luo Ying: "Their smoke is not as thick as ours!" ”

"Little brother understands!" Luo Ying was really smart, and he could understand it at one point, and immediately ordered the soldiers to bring the horses. Five or six flags were planted on the back of each horse, and each flag was separated by five or six meters with a bamboo pole, and then it ran back and forth, causing smoke to fly everywhere, and the others continued to shout and cheer.

Xu Kai's plan really worked, Zhang Bao stopped from afar, not daring to approach, the ancients marched and fought based on these to judge the opponent's strength, and now the battle of the Qinglong Army. It is enough to create the illusion of a million-strong army, how can he be matched by these yellow turban thieves.

The true strength of the Blue Dragon Army is known only to them, and the other troops have no way of knowing at all, because they are engaged in guerrilla tactics. Under Xu Kai's improvement, it has now become a dragon tactic. He divided his troops into five parts, and the arrangement changed according to the twelve hours of the day, so that he could not only train the soldiers' ability to change formations, but also confuse their opponents, so that they could not calculate how many soldiers the Blue Dragon Army had. This is the Dragon Wandering Tactic!

"General, are you still fighting?" Zhang Bao's subordinates were also scared, and they wanted to propose a retreat for fear of annoying him, this Zhang Bao was not easy to mess with, he would also be able to witchcraft, and it would be terrible to start a fire.

"Quickly ask General Rengong for support, go and return quickly!" Zhang Bao handed over the general order to the herald and ordered the whole army to camp low and wait for the arrival of his younger brother Zhang Liang's troops.

Xu Kai flew into the air with the crane, carefully observing Zhang Bao's movements, this Zhang Bao was really born as a farmer, and he didn't look at the location when he set up a camp, the surrounding was full of dead grass, and it was estimated that it was more spectacular than Lu Xun burning the company camp back then. No, you can't say that back then, Lu Xun hasn't been born yet, right? Haha, then let me Xu Kai be the first person!

Zhang Bao likes that there is dead grass nearby, which can be used to make a fire, but now the weather is very cold, especially at night, how can you do without a torch?

Soon it was dark, Xu Kai saw that they were already around the fire, eating leg of mutton, drinking wine, completely looking like they had just won the battle, the peasant army is the peasant army, all they think about is enjoyment, no wonder they always go to grab things from nearby villages, there are many of them, what do they want? Whoever doesn't give it will kill whom, this is obviously the act of a robber, how can it become the way of heaven? It should be a thief for the sky!

When they had eaten and drunk, all the Yellow Turban thieves returned to the camp to rest, leaving only a small number of soldiers to keep vigil. After eating, it is easy to get sleepy because the brain is deprived of oxygen during the digestion process of food, and Xu Kai knows this very well, because he himself is the same.

"Big brother, do you want to wait until late at night before you do it?" Luo Ying asked.

"No need, just now!" Taking advantage of the wind just now, the direction is towards the camp of the Yellow Turban Thief, Xu Kai waved his hand, and tens of thousands of rockets were shot out of the grass, falling like a meteor shower......

"What a pity?" Odda asked stupidly.

"What a beautiful scenery...... Xu Kai's vision is different from Ouda's, Ouda is looking at Zhang Bao's military camp, and Xu Kai is looking at the "meteor shower" in the sky.

Ou Ye'er also saw it, and when she heard Xu Kai say this, she didn't continue to look at it, but she couldn't help but raise her head and continue to admire, the girl's mind was really strange......

"Everyone, put out the fire! Hurry up, hurry up! What kind of pants are you wearing? My life is gone, so let's go! Zhang Bao kicked the yellow turban thief who hadn't had time to put on his pants, but unfortunately he was hit in the buttocks by a rocket, and his buttocks were on fire and injured at the same time.

"General, don't be afraid! I've got water here! The yellow scarf thief who didn't wear his pants took off his underwear again and peed on him hard, that's a cool ......

The fire on the buttocks was extinguished, but there was still an arrow inserted, Zhang Bao didn't speak, the yellow turban thief took the initiative to pull out the arrow, and said with a smile: "It's okay, this arrow is not poisonous, the general can rest assured!" ”

"Are you ......" Zhang Baoqiang endured the severe pain and asked, "What's your name?" ”

"Little Zhou Cang, I hope the general will help me a lot!"

"Zhou Cang? Good ......" Zhang Bao pulled out the long sword at his waist as he spoke, and said angrily: "I will take you to be the follower of Lord Yama!" ”

"General, you ......" Zhou Cang was not easy to mess with, holding the arrow he had just pulled out, he shot at Zhang Bao, and quickly ran into the grass at the moment he dodged, and disappeared without a trace. (To be continued.) )