"I think I'm better than I, I'm better suited to be the manager of Real Madrid, and I'm going to prove that to the world in the next direct conversations......"

These are the exact words of Schuster in an interview with the reporter of the sports channel of Spanish national television!

There is a reason why the Germans say this, after the end of last season, Real Madrid conducted a large-scale coach audition, Italian Capello and German Schuster are both popular candidates, Schuster himself once thought that staying in Real Madrid was nine out of ten, who knew that Li Tongfan, the "demon king of the mixed world", bit gold, and gave him the golden job bowl that he was about to get his hands on, and it was fake to say that he didn't hate it......

Li Tongfan is angry about this!

Because the media can't change the genetic decision of eating, the media will always fan the flames and steal chickens and touch dogs. are all people who eat the coach's bowl of rice, can they be harmonious? A bit of a work ethic, okay?

Besides, you're better than the "rice bucket"?

If this sentence is known to the great Chinese netizens thousands of miles away, it will definitely be selected as this year's "Ten Brain Remnant Quotations", there are many people who are better than the rice bucket, and you Shuster, who dares to say it so blatantly and confidently, is still the first person in history......

Li Tongfan only discovered at this time that the "rice bucket" hat given to him by the Spaniards was also a weapon that could not be disadvantaged......

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Back at the residence, Li Tongfan looked at the empty refrigerator and the messy room and had a headache, it seems that the house is too big and there are bad places, at least if you want to clean it, it will take half a day! It's like living in a small room of less than 20 square meters before, and a fart can blow all the dust away......

You have to find a housekeeping company to hire a part-time worker or a maid!

Li Tongfan thought about it for a while and thought that this was the wisest decision, and it would not cost a few copper plates to make a full calculation, and it could also improve the quality of life. How can we say that we are also a senior wage earner with a weekly salary now, and we can't be too "Chen Kaige" to be a man, right?

But it's too late today, Li Tongfan decided to continue to go to the Chinese barbecue restaurant called "Fate to Meet Thousands of Miles" to have dinner!

That's when ......

"Someone called, host, the call came...... Phone...... Why don't you answer the phone? "The mobile phone rings, and the milky child's voice is furious!

Li Tongfan hurriedly took the phone, this ringtone will only appear on the phone of a domestic friend, who will it be?

"Coach Li, I'm a rice bucket, come out for a meal, right?"

Li Tong Fan Le, it was Fan Zuoang's phone. When I was in college, there were two unlucky guys in the class nicknamed Rice Bucket, one was himself, and the other was Fan Zuang. But this grandson has never called himself a rice bucket, why is he so low-key today?

Nothing to be courteous, either annihilation or theft!

Fan Da reporter disappeared in the Spanish football charm world, why did he jump out like a corpse today?

Li Tongfan came to the place agreed on the phone with curiosity, and it happened that the place that Fan Zuo Ang had booked was "destined to meet thousands of miles away".

In the box, Li Tongfan saw the skinny Fan Zuang, and couldn't help but be surprised: "You kid just came back from fleeing from Ethiopia?" Why did you get mixed up like this? ”

"It's not because of you," Fan Da reporter cried with snot and tears: "In order to report on you, labor and management have been soaking in the spittle stars of netizens all over China for almost a month......

As he spoke, Fan Zuo patted his head, pointed to the four people sitting next to him, and introduced to Li Tongfan: "These are my new colleagues, CCTV staff, who are here to interview you!" ”

, CCTV?

This is the first and second of the Heavenly Dynasty! Someone sent someone to interview me? Is there smoke rising from my ancestral grave?

Li Tongfan was stunned for a moment, and suddenly realized that our identities are different now, as the first person in the country to coach a wealthy family, we are indeed a little qualified to let the imperial court run errands!

Fan Zuoang pointed to the elegant middle-aged man at the front and began to introduce them in turn: "This is the Helan Shanhe team leader of the interview team, and the big beauty next to him is Zuo Xiaoqing's sister, these two are Ding Lei and Zhang Yu, both straightforward men!" ”

Li Tongfan carefully put the expression on his face, and greeted him a little with Fan Zuang's introduction, after all, it is the imperial court, we have to be careful to give face, in case it is unpleasant, maybe as soon as this interview is reported, Lao Li will become the public enemy of the whole people.

It's nothing, if the honest and honest parents see their "bad behavior" on TV, it is estimated that the party member father will have to cross the ocean to improve his son's party name despite his knee arthritis attack for more than 30 years, and break his son's "dog leg" by the way......

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The team leader, Helan Shan, wears a pair of black thick-framed glasses, and his words are gentle and elegant, which is easy to make people feel good. The only female compatriot, Zuo Xiaoqing, is in her early twenties, and she should be a location host, dressed in a T-shirt and jeans. The appearance is not amazing, but there is a kind of suppleness unique to Jiangnan women between the thin eyebrows and smart eyes, which gives people a well-behaved and comfortable feeling.

As for Zhang Yu and Ding Lei, both of them are more than 1.8 meters tall, with big shoulders and round waists, they should be cameramen or something. The surname is a bit familiar, and it is indeed as Fan Zuoang said, they are all straightforward men.

Helan Shan is a very easy-going person, his words are humorous and funny, and he is very good at mobilizing the atmosphere of the dinner table, so a few people sat down for less than ten minutes, and laughter continued to come from the box......

After the meal was served, Helan Shan picked up the wine glass in his hand and greeted Li Tongfan with a smile: "Brother, a hero is a young man, you really have won back some face for our Chinese football, this glass of wine brother, I respect you as an ordinary fan!" ”

Li Tongfan pondered for a long time, and came up with a sentence that was more in line with the surname of the party member's father: "Uh...... It's all good taught by the party! ”

Burst......

Fan Zuo Ang just drank the tea in his mouth and sprayed the ground, Zuo Xiaoqing also covered his mouth and laughed......

Helan Mountain was also happy: "I didn't expect my brother to be so humorous, but this is not an outsider, isn't it?" I know your concerns, brother, don't worry, we CCTV will not gossip like those local stations, today's conversation is not an intrigue between reporters and interviewees......"

Helan Shan pushed the frame of his glasses, pointed to several other people and continued: "We are all fans, real fans!" I heard that the station was going to send someone to interview you, and it took a lot of effort to get your wish! Seriously, dude, you're giving us a long face......"

Well, the topic is a bit heavy, Li Tongfan decided to distract everyone, picked up a piece of chicken leg, and said with a sneer: "Well, the beef in this restaurant tastes very good......

Fake, chicken thighs taste beef?

Fan Zuang is really like this bastard who pretended to be crazy and stupid in front of his new boss now!

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On the first day, someone rewarded him, and there was actually a miracle of the young fat god, and the knife floated!

Thank you Necromantic Knight for one evaluation vote one day when he grows up, thank you for the big reward from the master of the nunnery, the dragon in the rain, the fat god in the early years, and the wings of the red flame! As for the first Aihua, forget it, because this shameless guy is actually the vest of the knife......