Chapter 41 On Marriage Relations
"Wait, wait!" To be honest, I really can't listen to it, this plot is really vulgar. I covered my eyes with one hand and complained in a near collapse: "Are you going to say that you saved it, that it appreciates you, and that you became good friends?" Good friends, hand in hand, to create a beautiful new home?"
Really, I've seen a lot of this kind of plot, what kind of novels, movies, TV series, it's just this thing every day to shoot back and forth, back and forth.
When I watched it for the first time, I thought the plot was quite flipped, and it was very interesting, and it was really disgusting to say that I watched too much.
I never dreamed that this would happen to me.
But the old village chief smiled at me and said indifferently: "No, she is not my friend, she is my wife." ”
"What!?"
I, looking confused.
Li Xue, with a bewildered face.
Su Linger, three-faced confused... Arrange it this way.
I'm really scared, what's going on with this Nima? Didn't you say that there were no females in the goblins? Could they ...... Hey, no, it's supposed to be a human being, how can a human intermarry with a monster?
The village chief smiled and said, "Just as you think, after I saved him, he gave me (beep), and he became my wife from then on." Originally, I was going to let you retreat and take the initiative to leave here, but now that it is like this, I don't plan to hide it. ”
Are you still going to solve a few of us?
Let's not talk about my weak chicken, this is the relatively young Li Xue, Su Linger and Zhou Shuai I guess you can't beat them, not to mention Joan of Arc and Isabella.
I shook my head slightly, sometimes what is hidden is often the most terrifying, and I am not worried about it on the surface. Sitting comfortably in my chair, I asked suspiciously, "Then the old village chief, let me ask you a question, how did you know about our chat when we have so many cultivators? You are an ordinary person, you shouldn't be able to do this, right?"
I didn't panic at all, but there was no panicked expression on the village chief's face, he raised the crutches in his hand and pointed to the corner of the room, and said with a smile: "See? There are a lot of small cylinders in the center there, and there are wires connected to the back of the tubes, and the lines lead directly to my house, as long as you don't talk quietly in this room, I can hear you farting." ”
We looked back, and I had a look of surprise on my face.
I didn't expect to be able to encounter things I played with when I was a kid here!
This is a manual assignment when we were in elementary school when we were kids, and it seems to be called a simple telephone.
This village chief is also a quick thinker, and it is the first time I have encountered this thing in this world.
I smiled at the village chief and said, "Then village chief, since we know your secret, what are you going to do with us? Kill us? Killing is a way once and for all, after all, only the dead can keep secrets." ”
I figured out I was a bit of a dog, and I wouldn't have said that if it weren't for Joan of Arc and Isabella.
But the village chief shook his head and said indifferently: "If I can, I will kill you, but your strength is not something we can do." So I want you to let us go, we'll leave here now, what do you think? The son of the first duke of mankind, the daughter of the first duke of mankind, and the son of Count Zhou Wei. ”
"Yohe, is the investigation quite clear? Why, Captain Bowen is also one of your people?"
Although it is not difficult to guess the identities of me and Li Xue, it is also a skill to be able to find out the identity of Zhou Shuai, who has been playing soy sauce.
The only person who has recently left the village is Bowen, who has not spoken much.
The village chief is also a bachelor, nodded directly, and said: "Yes, Bowen has been bought by me, or the news of the previous goblin patriarch was also released by him, and now that he knows your identity, he should have escaped, right?"
I said, Teacher Joan of Arc is here, why didn't I see where Bowen went.
This person is really heart-to-heart, and I haven't known him for a long time, and I can't guess what people think.
Maybe it's our identity that suppressed Bowen, otherwise Joan of Arc and her sisters wouldn't have been able to come.
That's our fate, too.
Just when I was about to talk to the old village chief for a while, Su Ling'er's nose suddenly moved. Then he tugged at my clothes and said vigilantly, "We're surrounded, it's a goblin." No, there are humans. “
My face changed, and I finally understood why the old village chief came here to talk nonsense with us.
It's not just a few of us left in this village, those Federation soldiers and other old people in the village are all innocent!
This old boy just used his with us to control the rest of the village, and then used these people as hostages to escape.
My mouth was crooked, and Joan of Arc patted me on the shoulder and said helplessly, "I'm still too young." ”
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Jeanne d'Arc, has your old glass heart been cured? You came here and said I was too young.
I stood up at once and said with a sneer: "Do you think we can let you go if you lied to us? and want to threaten us with hostages, do you think we are soldiers or eagle eyes of the Federation?"
Since the establishment of the Federation, in order to prevent the occurrence of crimes in various places, a special force has been formed to fight crime, and the Federation has named it Eagle Eye, which means that the fight against crime is as sharp as the eagle's eye.
Actually, in my opinion, this is the police.
But I don't know what's going on, I think what I just said is a bit too empty.
The village chief was an understanding person, and he smiled and said, "As the son of the first duke of the human race, you may not care about this, but your father does." Okay, I won't talk to you anymore, I'll go first. ”
Then the village chief turned around and walked away slowly in full view of us, as if he were walking in his own yard.
I have to admit that I may not care about these people, but my father certainly does.
In public and private, my father will not give up on them.
I'm so angry, I didn't expect that I could be led by an old man's nose, and I can't let me go with an IQ of more than 250!
I stood up and followed the old village chief, and Li Xue and the others hurriedly followed me for fear that something would happen to me.
"Goo-dong!"
As soon as I walked out of the room, I stood where I was, and I wouldn't admit that I was taken aback by what I saw.
Swallowing heavily, I looked at the goblin cavalry on the flat ground, the goblin archers on the roof, and the dozens of hostages in front of us, with muscles coiled around them, and a palm-sized piece of chest hair on their chests.
If this Nima really fights, I guess others will be fine, and I will definitely be the first to have something.
Most of my current inventions are attack-based, whether it is thunder jumping or air pressure 98k, although these can make my attacks pose a threat to cultivators, but my weaknesses are still obvious.
Anyway, I'm still an ordinary person.
My reflexes and my physical fitness are definitely not comparable to these cultivators.
And how old am I? I'm only eight years old!
My strength and speed are not to mention ordinary people, and any twelve or thirteen-year-old kid can give me a violent beating.
But Joan of Arc appeared behind me, and I was much more at ease, and I watched with resentment as the old village chief rode slowly on a horse with a saddle, and then said to us slowly: "When we are safe, I will hand over these hostages to you, rest assured, I still keep my promise." ”
"Huh. ”
I can only sneer at this sentence.
Goblins are omnivorous beasts that eat not only food, but also various meats.
And the flesh must have included humans, and even the corpses of their companions.
will return the hostage to us, and you will return the bones.
I looked at Joan of Arc with a hint of inquiry in my eyes.
After getting along for more than half a year, Joan of Arc understood what I meant, and she smiled and nodded.
I silently raised the brand new 98k in my hand and reached out to slap a button on the backpack I was carrying behind me.
"Hmm~~~"
A voice that was not too big or too small rang out in this small place.
The village chief turned his head and said with a smile: "Although Bowen ran away, he didn't take so many things from me in vain. Don't take this thing out of yours, if I die, then these villagers and soldiers will not end well. ”
"Wow~~~"
As soon as the village chief's voice fell, a huge roar was heard not far away, and then I saw a green thing fall from the sky and fall beside the village chief with a "bang".
Well, greenskin.
Well, it's almost 178cm tall.
Well, the muscles are tangled.
Well, there's also a palm-sized chest hair.
Well, what a fart!
Is this Nima still a goblin?
It's a berserker, okay!
The village chief's eyes were full of tenderness when he saw this goblin, and he even reached out and touched its strong pectoral muscles.
I've got goosebumps.
It's glass!
"Whew!"
The goblin yelled at us, and I could feel a foul stench as I stood there.
I don't know what's going on, but a question suddenly comes to mind.
If the old village chief and this goblin go to get a marriage certificate, then how can this marriage relationship be calculated?
Is it same-sex love or interracial love?
No, no, my thinking is dangerous.
I hurriedly shook my head and threw out these messy thoughts in my head, even though I was only eight years old, I was definitely straight!
And there is one thing that must be adhered to.
I don't care what you do, but since you got it on my head, then I won't let you eat and walk around!