Chapter 38: On Trolls
The game between the Heat and the Knicks ended, the Heat won the Knicks by a big score, James had 27 points, 8 assists and 3 rebounds, Wade had 24 points and 5 assists, but the best of the game gave Wang Cannon 36 rebounds, 10 blocks and 5 steals.
The game was over, but all the reporters were excited, because Wang Dacang announced that he was going to participate in the press conference!
What is this concept? The reason why Wang Cannon did not participate in the press conference in the previous game was to wait for his number to exceed Barkley's highest number and then spray back at the press conference, and now Wang Cannon's 36 rebounds have exceeded Barkley's highest single-game rebound of 33 rebounds, which means that Wang Cannon will definitely speak amazingly at the press conference today.
After the game, the reporters flocked to the press conference, looking forward to the appearance of Wang Cannon.
The next few minutes were like years for the reporters, and it wasn't until their hair was almost gray that the press conference officially began.
As expected, Wang Cannon also sat at the press conference. In an instant, almost all reporters focused on Wang Dacang.
This is a very strange thing, Wade James Bosh and several people are much bigger than Wang Cannon in terms of fame, but whenever Wang Cannon appears, people's attention will focus on Wang Cannon, whether his aura is too strong, or he is too jumpy, this is impossible to know, but Wang Cannon stole the limelight This is an indisputable fact.
"Mr. Wang, you said you wouldn't attend the press conference until you surpassed Barkley, did you?" A reporter was already impatient to ask a question.
"Yes." Wang Cannon's answer was direct and decisive.
"You had 36 rebounds today, which is a career-high 33 rebounds per game for Barkley, so you attended this press conference, so do you have anything to say about Mr. Barkley?" The reporter asked eagerly, he had prepared the recorder and waited for Wang Da Cannon to open up.
"Absolutely." Wang Dacang's answer made all the reporters very satisfied, but what Wang Dacang said next made everyone dumbfounded.
"Ross Barkley is a great player, as my senior, he can dominate the basket with less than 2 meters tall, which is a very valuable thing, I want to learn from Barkley and do what he does to dominate the interior with the height of an outsider! That's it. β
"That's it?" The reporters were stunned, "No, according to the script, you should spray Buckley hard, right?" β
"Kid, that's what the script says." Wang Cannon shook his head and said: "Buckley and I are very good friends, and also, Barkley is very cute, don't hack him!" β
Although Wang Cannon is small-minded, he is not a person who holds grudges, and Barkley has already come over to take the initiative to reconcile with himself after the game, and even asked for his own signature, this grievance has passed, and Wang Cannon does not need to keep holding on to it, so that these reporters can watch the excitement.
As a former otaku, Wang Dacang knows most about these reporters, because he is the audience who can pay the most attention to the reports of these reporters.
Journalists will always unscrupulously dig up all kinds of gossip and expose the privacy of public figures, so as to increase the popularity of their news and obtain profits.
Wang Dacang has always looked down on this kind of person who harms others and benefits himself, and the hatefulness of this kind of person is second only to the kind of person who harms others and is not beneficial to himself, such as Wang Dacang.
So Wang Dacang was ready to tease these reporters at the press conference.
Looking at the reporters who were quite dumbfounded, Wang Dacang was already laughing so much that his stomach was about to cramp. But he still looked very innocent on the surface, looking at the reporters strangely, "What? Do you want me to say anything else? Why don't I tell you the story of how the big yellow dog raised by the daughter-in-law of the third uncle's seventh uncle and the neighbor next door gave birth to a litter of seven puppies. β
"Who's going to listen to that?" The reporters are all dizzy, Wang Dacang, you belong to Tang Seng, right? Wait, who is Tang Seng?
The people of the Celestial Empire have naturally cultivated Tai Chi Kung Fu that these foreigners can't pay attention to at all, no matter what problem you smell, the people of the Celestial Empire have a way to get you to another completely irrelevant issue.
It's just that Wang Cannon's skill in playing Tai Chi is still not enough, because he can't stand the provocation, especially the provocation of people who are bullied by him.
"Mr. Wang Dacang, when I was interviewing Stoudemire just now, Stoudemire said that he was skeptical about your excellent form today, thinking that you had to take something like doping to play so strong, and he asked the league to conduct a post-match medical examination for you." An obviously much more clever reporter suddenly said this to Wang Cannon.
"Holy? Really? Wang Dacang was dumbfounded, he didn't expect Stoudemire to spray himself so brainlessly, how could his own opening be so imbecile with doping? Are you supposed to be cheating me? β
"How is that possible? I'm the interviewer, and the recording is still with me! The reporter said, picking up his voice recorder and playing it back.
Stoudemire's voice immediately resounded throughout the press conference venue.
"That Chinese's performance is very abnormal, very abnormal, according to the Chinese's body element, he can't complete that kind of action." I suspect he took illegal drugs during the game. The NBA's system is not perfect enough, and although there is a medical examination before the game, it is also possible to take medication quietly while the game is suspended. That's why I set up the league to conduct a post-match physical examination of Wang Dacang to show the fairness of the league. β
"Holy!" Wang Cannon was dumbfounded when he heard this, is this Stoudemire brain-dead? He's sick in the head, right? Although he is very depressed today, he will not hack himself like this, the players in the league are all looking up and not looking down, there is no need to make the relationship so bad, right?
No wonder Wang Cannon listened to James and said that among these All-Stars, Stoudemire has the worst interpersonal relationship, and basically has few good friends in the NBA, what friends can he have with this character?
"To that, I just want to say that Stoudemire is a **!" Wang Dacang took a deep breath and said something that made all the reporters excited, "I got 36 rebounds, 10 blocks and 5 steals, is it doping?" Do you want me to have a post-race medical check-up? Hum! β
Wang Cannon sneered, "It's okay if I want to have a post-game physical examination, but I think Stoudemire got 25 points and 5 rebounds in this game, and the table is too good, I suspect that he also took some kind of illegal drugs, and the League will conduct a post-game physical examination for him, if Stoudemire doesn't have a physical examination, then I won't undergo a physical examination!" β
The reporters were in an uproar, and James and others, who were sitting next to Wang Dacang, also looked at Wang Dacang in great surprise.
"Hey." Spoelstra covered his head helplessly, this king cannon, can really find trouble, he had trouble with Barkley two days ago, and it has become Stoudemire again in the past two days, really.
Wang Dacang's words were a naked slap in the face, he thought that Stoudemire was excellent and suspected of taking illegal drugs. If Stoudemire really looks good, Stoudemire got 25 points and 5 rebounds in this game, not to mention the poor 5 rebounds, his 25 points are basically brushed out by relying on a large number of shots when Wang Cannon is not on the court, and his number of shots in the whole game is as high as 20 times, but the number of hits is not even 40 percent, and the rest is still piled up by the free throws at the home whistle. Such a number of 25+5 jΓΉ can't be said to be excellent in any way, and Wang Cannon is definitely in Herstaudemier.
You're making me unhappy, and I'm definitely not going to make you happy, didn't you let me have a post-game physical examination? Yes, but you also have to accompany me for a medical check-up!
In the final analysis, Wang Cannon is not a guy who can settle down, no matter who it is, as long as he dares to spray him, he will definitely spray it back! Whether it's the famous Ross Barkley or the superstar Stoudemire, it's all the same!
Some people may say that Wang Dacang has a low IQ and is not su, but Wang Dacang confirms that people are alive, so tired for Mao? Dare to love and hate, never do it, this is the way of life of pure masters! Whatever you say, I don't have a city, brother, I don't have a city, you come to bite me?
It's also strange that Stoudemire didn't see the details clearly, if he sprayed Yao Ming and Yi Jianlian after the game, these Chinese players, maybe the other party would laugh and couldn't laugh at it, but Wang Cannon is the kind of person who bites me and I have to bite back ten bites.
Buckley took it when he saw it, in order to prevent Wang Cannon from slapping his face and fart first, he ran to ask Wang Cannon for an autograph, because Barkley, as an old fritter, understood very well in his heart, today Wang Cannon broke his own number, and he will definitely spray himself, rather than continue to lose face on the Internet, it is better to lower his posture first, which can save a lot of trouble.
But Stoudemire didn't figure out what was going on, so he rubbed the gunpowder.
In fact, Stoudemire also regretted saying that sentence in the face of the interview, as a superstar in the league, Stoudemire's Tai Chi kung fu is not weak, and it is generally impossible to say such offensive and unflattering words, but today before he went on the field, he brought a personal affection, and was suppressed by Wang Cannon on the playing field, and his mood was already very depressed.
Stoudemire didn't expect that his careless words would become the beginning of a war of words between him and Wang. It also became the beginning of his nightmare.
As a high-end spray cultivated by the Celestial Empire, how can Wang Cannon be matched by a scumbag like Stoudemire whose combat power is equal to 5?