Chapter 11: The Witty King's Cannon (Part 1)

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Wang Cannon's fierce movements attracted the attention of many people in the carriage, and when they saw Wang Cannon's ecstatic appearance, they all smiled with a smile on their faces, and they were so excited that they could understand the excitement of meeting friends who had not seen each other for many years.

Other people can understand, the black thief can understand, he was almost frightened, and he pulled his hand out of the pocket of other people's clothes without moving, and he looked at Wang Cannon with some astonishment.

"Damn, who are you?"

"Isn't it?" Wang Dacang smiled: "You don't even know me anymore?" I'm your best buddy, Zhang Mazi. ”

"Zhang Mazi? What mess? The thief shouted angrily, "You have the wrong person!" I'm not your buddy, and I don't know you. ”

"No, it won't!" Wang Dacang's expression was very exaggerated, "Dude, don't be like this, do you owe me thousands of dollars soon?" There's no need to even admit it, right? It's a big deal, I don't want those thousands, okay? ”

"What, I owe you money, I'm not your buddy! You've mistaken someone! "The thief is going crazy, this time and again, the whole carriage has noticed him, how can he do this?

"Hey, don't do that." Wang Cannon said, suddenly leaned into the thief's ear, and whispered: "I said, you usually don't take this subway, could it be that you have started your old business again and come to touch other people's pockets?" ”

Although Wang Dacang looked very quiet, his voice was extremely loud, and the thief even felt that even outside the carriage, he could hear the call of this dead fat man.

The thief immediately went crazy, he pushed away the king cannon, and scolded angrily: "Damn! I said you recognized the wrong person! I'm not a jack! Here's my driver's license! Look at the name! My name is Terry, not Jack! ”

"Huh?" Wang Cannon was dumbfounded, "No, I'm embarrassed to recognize the wrong person, you and my friend look too similar!" ”

"Next time, I'm asking." The thief named Terry said angrily, he really wanted to teach this dead fat man who disturbed his work a lesson, but this big fat man who was almost two meters tall had already made the thief retreat in terms of deterrence.

At this time, the subway reached the next stop, and the thief hurriedly drilled down, he didn't want to stay in this subway for another second.

Looking at the figure of the thief in the distance, Wang Dacang smiled, and admired his wit and bravery in his heart.

But when Wang Cannon turned around and was about to return to his position, he was dumbfounded.

"Holy!" Wang Dacang looked depressedly at Zhao Ling sitting comfortably in the position that originally belonged to him, and was looking at himself with interest.

"I didn't think you were so clever that you drove the thief away." Zhao Ling's words were spoken in Chinese, and the people around him couldn't understand it at all, so no one knew what was going on just now.

"That's a must, I'm a witty king cannon." As soon as Wang Cannon heard the praise, he immediately became proud, but in less than half a second, he reacted, "No! Don't you think it's shameless to secretly occupy someone else's seat while others are acting bravely? ”

"Is there one? How don't I think? Zhao Ling blinked her big eyes as if she had contact lenses, with an innocent expression, "Besides, the subway is not your home, what are you talking about?" ”

Wang Dacang covered his forehead speechlessly, "Damn!" ”

At this time, Wang Dacang's shamelessness was once again manifested, and seeing that it was impossible to get back his position, Wang Dacang suddenly said with a hippie smile: "Otherwise, I'll sit on your lap." ”

"What do you say?!!" Zhao Ling's eyes almost didn't pop out, "With your body and weight, you want to sit on my lap?" I'm not going to be crushed alive with your ass? ”

"How is it possible, I'll be careful and save you some breath." Wang Dacang said with a grin. "Just crush half of your body, crushing to death is really a bit polluting the environment."

"Get out!" Zhao Ling rolled her eyes, she appeared, and against such a shameless person, she who has always been sharp-toothed could not take advantage of it at all. Sure enough, the soft ones are afraid of the hard, the hard ones are afraid of the horizontal, the horizontal ones are afraid of the dead, and the ones who don't want to die are afraid of the shameless, and this kind of shameless player is the most invincible.

At this time, a person sitting next to Zhao Ling stood up and walked away. Zhao Ling looked at the vacant seat next to her, and suddenly felt bad, and before she could react, Wang Cannon had already squeezed into it quickly.

"Holy! It's time for you to lose weight! Dead fatty! Zhao Ling suddenly felt that the position that was incomparably spacious just now had become extremely crowded, and Wang Dacang's horizontal ball posture directly threatened Zhao Ling's territory.

"It's just enough to scold me for being fat, and I want to add a dead word in front of the fat man for Mao?"

"Because you're dead fat!"

The two of them quarreled all the way home, no one let anyone, one big and one small, two pairs of eyes looked at each other viciously until they went back to their rooms to sleep.

There are episodes, but there is still something that needs to be done.

Early the next morning, Wang Dacang called Haslem, agreed on the location, and then ran to the agreed place by subway.

Haslem, who had a car, had been waiting there for a long time, and when he saw Wang Cannon coming, he immediately greeted him warmly, "Here!" Over here! I've already said hello to the team, the manager said, give you a tryout, if you can, the team will sign you a short-term contract of ten days, and if you still perform well in the game, then they will sign you a long-term contract. ”

With that, Haslem drove to the American Airlines Arena with Wang Cannon.

Looking at this incomparably huge basketball hall, Wang Dacang longed for it, saying that he stayed at home all day and night in China, and had never seen such a majestic building with his own eyes, and Wang Dacang felt a little excited when he thought that he might play here in the future.

Today is a training day for the Heat, and the Heat's players are training on the training court, and Haslem greets many people along the way, including the star known to Wang Dacang.

McMiller, Joel Anthony, Mario Chalmers and James's loyal subordinates in the Cavaliers, Big Z Zajunas Ilgoskas and others, although they didn't see any of the Big Three, still made Wang Cannon feel extremely excited.

Wang Cannon, led by Haslem, walked all the way to the general manager's office. Meet the legendary head coach and legendary president, Pat Brown. Riley.

I believe that many nBa fans are well known to him, he was already a famous head coach in the league as early as the 8o years, and the Lakers' incomparable "shoTIme" was created by him.

When he was with the Lakers, he won 4 championship rings as a head coach, and later after the Knicks club, he also led the Knicks to the Finals, although unfortunately lost to the Rockets.

Later, he coached the Heat and led the Heat to their first NBA championship in O6.

Until now, his legend has not stopped, he has retired as the general manager of the Heat, and successfully brought in James and Bosh in 1O, forming the league's first Big Three, a young Big Three different from the old Big Three of the Celtics.

It has to be said that Pat Riley's career is perfect, and he is only second only to Phil Jackson among the head coaches of the entire NBA.

Pat Riley is also the biggest public figure Wang Cannon has seen so far, at least until he met the Big Three.

"That's what you're talking about as a very talented player? Udonis? Riley looked at the big fat man in front of him, who was quite reserved, and it was hard to believe this fact.

As a legendary head coach, Riley has an extremely long coaching career, and he has seen thousands of players, and he doesn't think there is anything outstanding about the fat man in front of him.

"That's right, General Manager." Haslem looked very excited. "He's very talented in rebounding and he's very good on the inside, which is a great fit for us with the Heat."

Riley nodded and nodded to Wang Cannon, "Did you bring your resume?" ”

"Karma?" Wang Cannon was dumbfounded, "Do you want that kind of thing?" "Wang Dacang really didn't think about it, this basketball still needs a resume?

Riley frowned and said, "You're a foreigner, so what about your work visa?" ”

Wang Cannon: ""

Riley looked at Haslem helplessly.

The latter was a little anxious. "Coach, you don't care about that, at least look at his talent on the pitch, if we miss it, we will regret it for a long time."

Haslem's sincerity moved Riley slightly, and he had to nod and say, "Then arrange for the teaching assistant team to give him a physical fitness test first." ”

Haslem nodded hurriedly, thinking about the excellent physical performance shown by Wang Cannon on the field yesterday, it is estimated that the result on the side of the body will be very good.

But the truth was completely unexpected.

Looking at the number of jΓΉ orders that had just been tested, and the way the tester kept shaking his head, Haslem only felt a blank in his brain, "How can this be?" Why is this happening? ”

Wang Cannon's body measurement number jù is surprisingly poor, and it is extremely poor, even the average American body is not comparable, whether it is degree, strength or explosive power, it is far lower than nBa's Su zhì, such a body measurement number jù is taken out, Haslem is completely speechless, he looked at Wang Cannon, and he didn't know what to say.

Wang Cannon was also very helpless, at this moment he was talking to the system Wang Xiaoniu in the depths of his heart, "Damn! If you don't play Mao, you can't systematize your body, and without that body, I'm just a dead otaku, and I come to play nba with Mao? ”

"It's a hard and fast rule of the system, and there's nothing I can do about it, I can only hope to show myself on the court." Here's how the system answered Wang Cannon.