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Legend has it that Zeus, the king of the gods, made Pandora, the first woman on earth, out of clay, and Pandora had a magic box, and when she opened it, she would unleash a catastrophe that the whole world could not bear!

And [Cameroon Cheetah] Eto'o's goal, for Schalke 04, is the hands that opened Pandora's box, the golden light was revealed, the box was opened, and disaster ensued - in the 46th minute. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info

After Inter Milan's goal, the mentality of the Schalke players inevitably entered a short period of panic, even if experienced superstars such as [Lord of the Rings] Raul tried their best to soothe, but they were still seized by the omnipresent Inter Milan - [Giggs II] Gareth Bale's cross from the side.

【Angel】Nicolas Gigi jumped high at the back post and rushed to the top.

The goalkeeper of [Imperial Blue] 'Saint-Neuer' was completely shaken off by Bale's pass, and Gigi was basically faced with an empty goal, such an opportunity The handsome young man in England, known as the [King of European Efficiency], naturally did not miss the ......"...... goal――！！！ ”

"Inter opened the scoring prelude and less than five minutes after scoring the first goal, they gave Schalke 04 another fatal blow to 3-0 on aggregate and with two away goals, Magath's side must score four goals in the next time to have a chance of progressing to the ......"

“…… Perhaps Magath should have thought carefully about how to face the criticism of the media and the club's top management after the game, the Champions League is the only way to save [Iron Shuai] in the case of poor league results, but now this path has been destroyed by the madman Lee! ”

"I guess we'll hear Magath after the game!"

"The madman Li Ke is really a peer killer, there are countless managers who have been sacked because of the defeat to him, and Van Gaal is the typical representative this season......

Media reporters and commentators sighed.

Sidelines.

[Iron Marshal] Magath also laughed at himself.

He led Wolfsburg to win the Bundesliga championship that year, and was favored by Schalke 04, a German powerhouse, as both coach and general manager, originally wanted to show his strength and set off an unprecedented blue storm on the Europa continent, but who knew that it backfired, the eagle has not yet flapped its wings, and its wings have been broken...... He died before he left the school, which made the hero cry.

He knew his situation, and once he lost this game, Ovschalke no longer had a place to stand, and the club directors who were jealous of his power had long wanted to get out of here, and now they had an excuse and a chance.

He turned back to his seat, lying deep backwards.

The tsunami-like noise in his ears has stopped for almost 730 nights, from the beginning of the discomfort to the current enjoyment, before he has time to give back to those men with oil paint on their faces, he is about to open...... Goodbye, Schalke!

............ "Goodbye, Schalke!" Goodbye, Gelsenkirchen! ”

The plane taxied on the runway, and then there was a sense of accumulation of climbing, and the speed pushed Li Tongfan to the back of the chair, turned his head, and the building outside the oval window became smaller and smaller, I don't know why, every time the plane took off and landed in those tens of seconds, Lao Li always had a **same**feeling.

Swept Schalke 04 6:0 away, and beat [Imperial Blue] 7:0 in two legs, with such results, Inter Milan and his party took off from Dortmund International Airport and rushed to the Apennines.

[Nerazzurri] burst out of the strong attack in the second half, Schalke suddenly drunk, two goals within 5 minutes, is the last straw that crushed the opponent, in the case of finally finding hope but lost in an instant, in the case of Magath finally chose to appoint to accept the reality, Inter Milan next scored a succession of goals, [Angel] Nicolas Gigi hat trick, Gareth Bale scored from a free kick, and substitutes [Little Prince] Bojan and Diego Milito both scored...... Li Tongfan thought of what happened after the game, and the corners of his mouth couldn't help but arc.

The German men who met at the door of the bar on the night before the war had been waiting in front of the Inter Milan bus after the game, and after seeing Li Tongfan, they surrounded Lao Li in the middle, and after raising their middle fingers in unison, they took a photo with Lao Li with a hippie smile...... "Vertical middle finger because you defeated Schalke and killed our hope of entering the Champions Cup final, group photo, we think you have a good appetite......" The "Schwarzenegger II" led by the "Schwarzenegger II" put his arm around Lao Li's shoulders and shook it vigorously.

"Li, this is my address, remember to send me all the photos of that night when I look back!"

"I want it too, here's my address......"

"Actually, I'm your fan, sign it!"

"My daughter has always liked your ......"

Even if he was far away from Schalke and got on the plane at this time, but the voices of the bold miners would still appear in Lao Li's mind, as long as he thought of these, Lao Li couldn't help but smile, holding the address left by a few big men in his hand, the photos taken with a Sony SLR camera at the door of the bar that night, and when they returned to Italy, they would be sent to which 'new friends', for Lao Li, this is a very interesting thing, as if even 6:0 swept the opponent's big victory, It's not as good as the new friends I've made in Germany this time...... Compared with the football culture in Germany, Li Tongfan feels that Italian football is simply a stinky backwater, conservative and stubborn, [***] dark...... The loneliness of Serie A is no longer salvageable, unless there is a bottom-up revolution and reform.

To be honest, Lee Tong-beom is quite disappointed in Serie A.

In the past, the 'mini-World Cup', which was second to none among the five top leagues of Europa, has long been rotten, but many Italians are still sitting on a super dream, what is the difference between this scene and the Qing Dynasty, which was extremely backward in the closed country but still proud and arrogant to claim to be the superior state of the Celestial Empire?

Taking a breath of the air of the Serie A league, Lao Li will feel tightness in his chest.

"Maybe I should really think about whether I'm going to stay in Serie A after the season...... The environment is ......"

The plane had already gone beyond the clouds by this time.

The golden sun gilds the fairyland-like clouds with attractive colors.

………… Upon their return to Italy, the team was immediately disbanded at Milan's Malpensa Airport.

The team's next game is the 33rd Serie A match against Crusader Parma on April 17, followed by the Coppa Italia semi-final against Roma on April 20, and then the league match against Lazio Blue Eagles on April 23...... The rest of the race in April is almost every three days, and the schedule is tight and like a raging storm, which is almost overwhelming...... You must know that Inter Milan has already experienced a series of vicious battles such as the previous Milan derby and the Champions Cup, and there have been physical problems, so although the next game is two days away, Lao Li will not do any more training, and will directly grant leave at the airport, let the hammers disband themselves and go home to rest...... When I got home, I saw the big black dog [Dog Bear] with his 'wife', unashamed and majestic in the manor, there were no tigers in the mountains, quite a bit of the spirit of domination, and those chickadees and squirrels were flying around.

The newly bought German female sheepdog was actually a little pepper, skinned alive, and Lao Li gave it a name - [Wild Boar].

Boar and Bear are enjoying their world together.

After carrying a briefcase into the door, I found my father Li Ying doing tai chi in the spacious living room, with a soothing posture and full body commitment.

"Dad, I'm back...... Mom? ”

The old man was very happy to see his son come back, and his subordinates kept making a 'wild horse mane', turned his head and smiled: "It's out...... I went grocery shopping with the nanny, saying that I was going to make you a dough that you liked to eat when you were a child......"

"I'm going to take a shower first...... In the suitcase, there is an old wine from the mining area that I brought back from Gelsenkirchen, Germany, which is said to be very energetic, and the older generation of miners in the Ruhr area like it the most, and it is guaranteed to be strong enough, haha, you drink two glasses yourself, and when you go back to eat, we will make two cups again......"

Li Tongfan said, and the figure had quickly disappeared into the stairs.

The old man pretended to be a 'hand waving the pipa', turned his head and saw that his son was really gone, smiled and immediately opened the suitcase, found the wine bottle and unscrewed it, and said 'biu' to the bottle, and muttered: "It's really exciting, this wine ...... No wonder the German devils almost knocked down half the world......"

Li Tongfan came to the fitness room on the third floor.

Wang Qinghe is carrying out simple yoga exercises under the guidance of a personal trainer, it is said that this is a special yoga for pregnant women, which is particularly good for weak mothers, and Lao Li specially spent a lot of money to invite a yoga instructor from the United States to guide Wang Qinghe to study. Due to Wang Qinghe's serious illness before, Lao Li is now particularly concerned about his wife's physical condition.

"Hey, dear, come on, let this girl pop a ......"

Seeing Lao Li appear at the door, Wang Qinghe, who was dressed in pink tight-fitting sports dress and tied a flowing pink ribbon on his forehead, showed joy in his eyes, stopped what he was doing, and walked over and gnawed Lao Li's face like a female pervert: "Good ha, I still have twenty minutes to complete this set of actions, go ahead, go take a shower first, the water is all for you!" ”

"Do you want to wash it together?" Lao Li stopped his wife's waist and put on a pig brother's expression.

"Think beautifully......" Wang Qinghe squeezed his eyes mischievously.

Lao Li's hand pressed on his wife's slightly bulging lower abdomen, it was a wonderful feeling, as if the blood was connected, and a kind of fatherly love who was about to become a father instantly permeated Lao Li's heart. Looking at his lover with delicate beads of sweat on his white forehead, thinking about the upcoming little life, and then thinking about his parents who finally came to the bitter end, Li Tongfan suddenly felt that he should have a more stable and quiet living space for them, and he could no longer swim between major clubs like before, like duckweed without roots, walking with the water.................. At dinner in the evening, the family sat in the living room watching TV.

“…… Here's our correspondent Carricks reporting that former Juventus general manager Luciano Moggi has finally woken up from a coma after accepting a job at a famous homeowner......"

The TV screen turned, and Moji with gauze wrapped around his head appeared on the screen.

This balding old guy looked weak, and there was a hideous scar on his face, which was scratched by the car window, although the doctor handled it well, it was only a shallow line, but with that face, it gave people a sense of horror of the bell ringer of Notre Dame, which added a bit of gloom.

"Shit, this old guy is actually alive again, it's really a good person who doesn't last long, the scourge lasts for a thousand years, bananas, you Bala's god of the underworld, why don't you take this scourge back and watch the door......"

Lao Li was a little speechless for a while, this Mo Ji is really a Xiaoqiang who can't be killed.

Li Tongfan knew that the so-called famous expert naturally referred to the [legendary doctor] Robert Lee. If you were someone else, you wouldn't have the ability to snatch back a seriously ill patient who was judged to be a vegetative person from Lord Yama so quickly. It's just that this guy is simply a dead star, who is not good to save but to save such a football scum back...... At this time--"...... However, according to what we have learned, Luciano Moggi is not fully recovered, perhaps because he has suffered two consecutive head injuries, so the cranial nerves have been damaged, according to the doctor's introduction, the former Juventus general manager has been replaced with a rare mental illness - intermittent surname memory loss, that is, from then on, Moggi can only remember what happened within 15 minutes, and once it exceeds 15 minutes, he will forget everything that was removed within the previous 15 minutes, of course, The good news is that the ability to eat, drink, and use everyday items such as mobile phones, televisions, and cameras is embedded in Mr. Moji's subconscious, so he doesn't have to worry about whether the toilet is for drinking water or pooping! ”

Shh

People all over the world who see this news can't help but gasp.

There is only an exception for Lee Tong-beom.

"mlgbd, this guy Moji is happy...... someone's first reaction is not whether the old opponent can still pose a threat to him, he thought shamelessly: "Doesn't that mean that this old guy will happily find a strange woman lying next to him every day when he gets up together, isn't that very happy?" Solved all the men's troubles at once, and what I saw every day was a 'new woman', not the yellow-faced woman who guarded herself all day long, and was already familiar enough to recite her **** moans upside down? ”

Moji has fulfilled the dreams of all lewd men in the world!

(To be continued)