Over the city of Funny

The nameless wings of the farts turned into wings, and the golden wings of the farts shone dazzlingly in the air under the sunlight.

"Behold, the lord of the city flies in the sky!" a little girl pointed to the sky,

"It's dazzling!

I feel like my life has reached a climax,

I feel like I've reached the top of my life!

If only my fart could jump me into the sky!"

A little boy said as he blew the windmill in his hand on the ground.

The residents of Combi City raised their heads one after another,

stared blankly at the wings of the farts in the sky.

"I really want to smell the royal pure fart of the legendary fart emperor again!

Ten years ago, my wife was chopping wood in the mountains,

was bitten by a poisonous snake, and the venom was all over the body,

When he was unconscious, he was rescued by a fart emperor,

In order to expel and enter the internal organs of venom,

The Emperor of Farts is actually willing to transport out the emperor-level pure fart for me!

Let the fighting spirit of the fart stay with my blood all over my body.

The venom turned into turbidity and was released from my second gate.

It's a hard time to put into words.

The smell of that fart is still fresh in my memory.

I want to smell it again!"

Everyone cast envious glances at the old woman!

The person who really can't wait to smell the fart is himself,

However, in addition to the city lord, the master of the fart emperor

They are hard to reach.

Funny inside the city

The housekeeper Liu Zhong and several subordinates discussed things in the side hall!

In the garden, Ni Wan and Jingtian face each other,

The atmosphere is slightly awkward,

A homeless man who has been single for more than twenty years,

Suddenly I have a wife, and I haven't gotten used to it yet.

A deep boudoir lady,

I don't know how to communicate with my sweetheart.

Just the contact between the four eyes made the two of them red-faced and excited!

On the rockery behind the garden,

Le'er was looking at the two of them angrily.

Every time the two of them were about to hold hands, they "coughed, coughed".

Later, I just played with the birds!

When it comes to the critical moment, pinch the bird and make a chirping interference sound!

"Dynasty, you go and follow Ruan Gongzi and his sister

, close to protect the safety of my sister,

Not a single step to leave"

Le'er actually doesn't give them the opportunity to be alone.

"What about Gongzi Ruan?" asked Mahan.

"Don't worry, I have something else for you to do for me later."

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After lunch,

Mahan followed the instructions of the young lady,

A carriage was prepared outside the house.

Wan'er sat under the eaves of the boudoir,

Recalling the plot of getting along with Jingtian,

Thinking about how I liked to worship God.

Feelings are magical.

When I came, I was silent, and I didn't know it in the depths.

One side of the relationship, but with a lifelong entrustment.

At this moment, Ruan Jingtian is YY and Wan'er will live happily ever after.

Unbeknownst to him, Mahan came quietly behind him and knocked him unconscious with a palm.

Tied up and sent into the carriage.

There was another person sleeping in the car, it was Miss Wan'er.

Stampede, stomp, stomp... Le'er drove the carriage out of the city.

Wang Chao, Ma Han, flying eaves, walking on the wall, secretly protecting.

Liu Zhong already knew all this, and smiled after receiving the news.

These two young ladies are really not fuel-efficient lamps.

After a stick of incense, he also brought a few subordinates,

He also drove a horse-drawn carriage towards the outside of the city.

Farmhouse outside the city

Le'er moved her sister to the seat directly opposite the bed.

Ordered the dynasty to strip down Jingtian and put him on the bed,

Poured a few sips of wine into Jingtian and ordered his dumb.

I also took off only my belly pocket underwear,

Sink into the bed.

Everything was ready, and he gestured to Mahan.

Ma Han opened the incense antidote and shook it in front of Wan'er's nose, and immediately disappeared and fled.

Seeing Wan'er awake,

Le'er woke up with a slap and revered the sky,

"Sob and choke, cry!"

What is the situation? Jingtian looked confused, obviously he should be in the teasing house.

Why are you here? Naked, with a tearful Le lying beside him.

"Sister, you have to make the decision for me!

After lunch, I wanted to talk to my brother-in-law.

to my brother-in-law's room,

Brother-in-law drunk,

Gave me a cup of tea,

I'm drowsy,

Wake up and find yourself here!

Woo woo woo ... ”。

Le'er put on her clothes and ran to her sister's side!

At this time, Jingtian is more than blinded,

I tried to explain but couldn't speak.

Le'er smiled at him very charmingly,

It's not very sinister.

"No, that's not true!

No, I don't believe it!

Heavens, didn't you say you only love me?

Why are you doing such a thing!

Why?why?".

"Speak, explain!

Why don't you speak?

As long as you explain it, I will definitely believe it!"

Wan'er shook Jingtian vigorously, shaking +1+2+3+4...

"!!!!" Jingtian couldn't speak,

The grief-stricken Wan'er didn't notice at all,

Jingtian was speechless, and his expression was painful.

When an ordinary woman encounters this kind of thing,

Either break up or give the male protagonist a slap.

How can our heroine be an ordinary person!

Her love for the male protagonist is unswerving and touching,

You'll show it later!

Le Er is also adding oil and vinegar to the side,

"I can't see anyone! Sister, what will I do in this life?

I can't get married!

Sister, I'm sorry for you!

It's all because my beauty inspired my brother-in-law's beastly heart!"

Wan'er was overstimulated and paralyzed to the ground,

Jingtian caught it and shouted silently!

"Now that it has happened, there is no way to get it back!

Respect heaven, you will marry my sister!

Le'er, my sister is willing to give you the respect for God!

Respect God, you have to be responsible for Le'er and love her well!"

In this way, I can not only save my sister's reputation,

and can fulfill the heavens,

Our heroine thinks so,

It's great!

-------- there should be readers moved to tears here!

Wan'er picked up Jingtian and Le'er's hands and folded them together, as if she was explaining what was going on.

Respect the heavens, with tears on his face and grief!

Le'er was completely confused and at a loss at the moment!

The awkward atmosphere continued.

(The gourd in Jingtian's arms had a stiff face, what the hell is this bloody plot, quickly pull the author out and cut it.) I can't stand it, gourd complains)!

"Ha-ha-ha!ha!ha!", a burst of laughter broke the silence of the scene.

The person who came was the housekeeper Liu Zhong,

"Wonderful, really wonderful!

What a big drama of sisterhood!

I'm so moved to tears!"

Looking at Liu Zhong who broke in,

"Why are you here?

Why don't you go to my father's mansion, why are you here?

And how did Dynasty Mahan let you in?"

Le'er's expression became more serious and vigilant!

Liu Zhongyi snapped his fingers,

Outside the door, two people dragged in with corpses full of swords,

"How is that possible?

Both of them are the pinnacle of fart kings,

How can you die at the hands of someone like you who can't even fart?"

Le'er started to use Yuan Gong, and suddenly he was weak and sweating on his forehead!

"Liu Zhong, what have you done to us?"

"No, just something added to the lunch meal,

You don't have to worry about the people in the house, they're all dead!

Don't ask how you died?

Of course I stabbed him to death with this poisonous dagger!"

Licked the dagger and continued!

"Sect Master, the medicine I gave me really worked.

Under the Douhuang level, there is no incense stick at all!"

"Hall Master, you just licked the knife!" shouted Subordinate A!

"What!" Liu Zhong just reacted and died of poisoning!

"Hey, say that our hall master is stupid,

It's certainly not stupid to be able to lurk in the city of Compie for so long,

Saying that our master is wise,

He actually died under his own poison!" sighed Subordinate B.

"However, even if the hall master is dead, the mission will have to continue!" said the next person C.

A, B, and C searched out a red medicine bottle from the hall master.

"Today, let me show you the power of our yinxie sect's yin and yang hehuan san!"

"yes, it's the first time I've seen such a beautiful chick.

The sect leader only said that he wanted to tease Ni Wan, the big one can't be touched, we can enjoy the small one!"

"That's right, brother" A, B, C****!

A poured out a pill and sent it to Le'er's mouth!

Le'er is weak and her mouth is closed!

B slapped over!

"Why are you so violent?

Be gentle with beautiful women,

Do you know how to pity the fragrance and cherish the jade!"

B smiled, A was right, have mercy on the fragrance and cherish the jade!

"You don't have to die well, you dare!"

A took the opportunity to throw the pill into Le'er's mouth,

Sniff it on Le'er's neck!

"It's so fragrant, it's worthy of being a virgin, it's the best in the world!"

"What! virgin body!" Wan'er woke up in an instant.

"Then there can be mistakes, this yin saint I have read countless women, and it is never wrong to smell the fragrance and know women!" C said.

"I didn't expect you to be from the Yinxie Sect!"

"Let go of my sister, and when my father comes back, I can still beg him to let you live!"

"Yes, let me and my sister go quickly! You can do whatever you want with that man!" said Le Er weakly.

Ruan Jingtian, who was speechless,

kicked down the armor in front of Le'er,

The fist slammed down on B's head,

Hit C with your head,

A falls, B loses a tooth, and C has his buttocks facing the sky.

The three of them were angry,

How to say that they are also dignified masters,

Rub Ruan Jingtian on the ground,

Ruan Jingtian, whose face was covered with blood,

Desperate to struggle, he even broke his hand.

At the moment he forgot about the pain,

There is only one belief in my heart,

Swear to protect the two of them.

Broken hands and feet,

The feet are discounted and the teeth are still needed,

Jingtian used everything he had to resist and fight for that one ten-thousandth hope!

"Am I going to die here?

What about the aura of the protagonist who said to be good?

It seems that I'm just a silk fate!

Affectionately looked at Wan'er, Le'er!"

Slowly closed my eyes!

"Don't!

Please don't kill Jingtian!

Please!!

Please!".

Looking at the ravaged worship,

Le'er felt remorseful in her heart,

Only now can we understand what kind of person Jingtian is.

"Sister, I was wrong, I shouldn't have done this to my brother-in-law!

I just,I want to play brother-in-law.,I didn't expect that my brother-in-law would do it for us.。。。 ！”

The three of them solved the veneration

"Come on, little beauty, brothers will make you *immortal* die!"

"No! Daddy, come and save me!"

"Don't bully my sister,

I'm willing to be a cow and a horse for you, and I beg you to let my sister go!"

"The order of the sect leader, I dare not disobey it.

We can't touch you,

But this little beauty has already eaten our yin and yang acacia,

Within half an hour, if there is no man**,

will have a backlash of blood and qi, and the meridians will be broken and the body will explode.

We're saving your sister!"

The three of them laughed out loud!

Big brother I have an idea,

Why don't we feed this kid one,

And then tie him up,

**** in front of him, let him explode in anger and die".

"You kid has a lot of ideas, it's ruthless and exciting, I like it" A patted B's head.

Wan'er crawls over to stop her and is tied up by B.

Dying worship of heaven,

Hold your last breath,

Toe knees against hard ground,

Little by little, push forward.

One bite on A's ass.

"Oops, it hurts me to death, are you looking for death?"

A struck the face of the heavens with his fist continuously,

Still no loosening.

Another punch actually opened up Jingtian's dumb hole.

"I'll never let you touch a single hair of Le'er, even if you die!"

"Brother-in-law, I'm sorry. I was wrong, I'm sorry, I willfully framed you!"

Le'er's face was full of tears at the moment.

"I swear, I don't dare, please let my brother-in-law go!

"Okay, you beg me! Kneel down, take off your clothes, and I'll let your brother-in-law go!"

"No, no, don't, Le'er, I'd rather die than give in, and you don't give in!"

Every time Jingtian spoke, he spat out a mouthful of blood.

Wan'er couldn't stand the stimulation and fainted.

Le'er slowly kneels down!

This is the first time she has knelt down for someone else!

For this man who snatched his sister, a scoundrel, kneel!

"Now, I finally understand why my sister likes you!

But it's too late, and I'll be your bride if I can in the next life!"

Le Er slowly unbuttoned his clothes,

A, B, and C see the nosebleeds direct.

Jingtian kept vomiting vermilion and shaking his head!

Go forward with all your strength.

Helpless, tied up by the armor!

"I promised this girl that if she didn't kill you, she would do it!

You have to be honest!"