Chapter 35: Have I Returned to Primitive Society?
Early the next morning, the old man had already come to the door. The old man directly pulled Teacher You, who was still sleeping, out of bed, and then urged him to build a house for himself.
Teacher You propped up his body in a daze and came to the place where the old man pointed, and then opened his confused eyes and glanced at it, it was blank and there was nothing.
"Oh, I said old man! You don't have anything, how can I help you build a house? Do you want me to help you cut down the tree? Teacher You said very dissatisfied.
The old man smiled and said, "Of course I won't let you cut down the tree!" The old man said, and then put his thumb into his mouth and whistled loudly. Rhubarb, come here! ”
When the old man's voice fell, a "Wang" voice came. Then Mr. You saw a "tiger" suddenly running out from the depths of the dense forest, and the "tiger" was dragging a cart of wood towards them with a "wangwang" sound. When the "tiger" approached, Mr. You realized that it was not a tiger, but a big dog with yellow hair and as tall as a cow.
Teacher You looked at the dog in surprise, and his mouth was about to open into an O-shape.
"What the hell is my dog, and that big dog? It's really a big forest for his meow, and there are all kinds of birds! Teacher You unconsciously used the mantra of the cat and dragon beast.
The big yellow dog barked twice at Teacher You, and made a fierce expression on his face, as if he was about to rush up and bite Teacher You.
Teacher You remembered that there was a saying in his previous life: wolves are afraid of dragging, and dogs are afraid of touching. So he squatted down and touched the ground to make it look like he was going to pick up a stone, and the big yellow dog immediately took a few steps back, a little frightened. It seems that no matter how big a dog is, it can't change its nature in its bones. It's like a common saying: dogs can't change their!
"Rhubarb, come here!" The old man beckoned to the big yellow dog.
Rhubarb called obediently twice, and then ran to the old man's side, lowered his head, and rubbed his tongue on the old man's body. The old man patted it on the head, then removed the reins from its neck. Behind is a wooden plank, with a lot of wood tied to it, which looks like a thousand pounds, but I didn't expect the big yellow dog to drag it without panting.
"Is this wood enough?" The old man looked at Teacher You and asked.
"Enough is enough." Teacher You nodded. "But I have to go back and think about the structure of the house, the orientation, the feng shui and other factors. These factors are very important for a new house, and the slightest mistake can create a scrap product. ”
"That? How long does it take to conceive? The old man looked at Teacher You expectantly.
Teacher You touched his head, pinched his fingers and said, "It will take about a year or two!" Well, it's a year or two. ”
"A year or two? Why don't you say that you want to think about it for a lifetime? A house was built in one day yesterday, and now it's said that it will take a year or two? Are you testing my IQ? When the old man heard Mr. You say that it would take a year or two to think, he immediately scolded without an image.
"Uh... All right! A month, a month, a month, right? Teacher You stretched out a finger and said.
"Don't even think about it, the old man will give you seven days, and if you can't do it well, don't think about recovering in your life." The old man flicked his sleeves, dropped this sentence and turned his head and drove away, leaving only Teacher You, who wanted to cry without tears.
Made, I'm running into a black den! Teacher You thought to himself.
"Wangwang ......" Even the big yellow dog barked twice at Teacher You viciously before leaving.
"What's it called, and then I'm going to stew you." Teacher You also said fiercely to Rhubarb.
Teacher You found a piece of wood, sat on it, supported his head with both hands, looked at the sun that had just risen, and began to doze off.
"Whew...... ......"Just when Mr. You was sleeping soundly, he suddenly felt that someone was filming him behind him.
"Don't bother me, I just want to be a quiet beautiful man, can't I even meet this request?" Teacher You said impatiently.
"Hey, Mr. You, what did you just say?" A crisp and beautiful voice came from Teacher You's side, and Teacher You only felt a quiet fragrance coming from his side.
Teacher You turned his head to the side, and his eyes just met Miao Yinyin who looked at him. Miao Yinyin seemed to have just gotten up, with a hint of lazy breath on her face, her hair pouring down, draped disorderly on her shoulders, and a pair of big eyes were shining brightly, dripping and turning.
"Uh-uh, I just said, I just want to sit quietly for a while." Teacher You reacted and said hurriedly.
"Oh, then I won't bother you." Miao Yinyin said disappointedly, and then got up to leave.
"Hey, little beauty, don't go! How can my heart be quiet without you by my side? Teacher You said affectionately.
Miao Yinyin pursed her lips and laughed, and then sat down next to Teacher You again.
"Why did you wake up so early? What's on your mind? Teacher You asked.
"Nothing, I just want to thank you for the house you made for me." Miao Yinyin said, and then seemed to suddenly remember the scene of yesterday's Qinyou teacher, and her face suddenly turned red, all the way to the inside of her neck.
"What do you want me to do for you? Obviously you snatched it, right? But thank you for it! Why blushing? Teacher You thought in his heart. But Mr. You didn't dare to say that.
"No thanks, that's what I'm supposed to do." Teacher You said with a smile.
"By the way, you said that you are the number one master in the mainland, is this true? Can you tell me about the mainland? I've never been to the mainland! ”
"Of course I'm the number one master in the mainland, why are I lying to you?" Teacher You said proudly. "Speaking of the mainland! That's a lot to talk about. The place where I am is is called the War College, and I am the teacher there, so everyone calls me Teacher You. In the War College, there are perennial flowers, large birds, various animals, and so on. In the northernmost part of the continent is Freljord, which is covered in snow and ice all year round......"
"What is ice and snow?" Miao Yinyin asked with wide eyes.
"Ice and snow is the shape of water after it freezes, and it is a hexagonal flower shape that is very beautiful when it falls from the sky." Teacher You explained to Miao Yinyin.
"I want to see it! Sounds so beautiful! Miao Yinyin said yearningly.
"I'll take you to see the snowflakes when my injuries heal." Teacher You promised.
Miao Yinyin nodded vigorously, "Hmm! ”
Next, Teacher You told Miao Yinyin a lot of various anecdotes on the mainland, until Miao Yinyin longed for it and couldn't wait to go to the mainland immediately.
In the end, Miao Yinyin returned to her new house with satisfaction, and Teacher You also returned to her broken house, and then began to fall asleep, in the name of conceiving the structure of the house.
By the time Teacher You woke up again, it was already close to noon. Suddenly, the smell of food wafted in, and Mr. You immediately rushed to his stomach and was already hungry, so he quickly got up from the bed, and then followed the fragrance to the kitchen. It turned out to be an old man cooking.
"It's time to eat!" The old man shouted, and then came out with bowls and bowls of food.
When Teacher You sat down at the dinner table, he was dumbfounded. As far as the eye can see, it's all fish. Braised fish bones, steamed fish pieces, shredded fish-flavored pork, spicy diced fish, fried fish maw with fish tail......
Alas! Whatever! You can eat anything when you're hungry, even if you have fish. Teacher You comforted himself in his heart. Then I started to pick up chopsticks and eat. When Mr. You picked up a piece of fish and put it in his mouth, he immediately spit it out.
"I'm a meow, why doesn't it smell at all! Did you forget to put salt? Teacher You said loudly.
"Salt? What's that? Can you eat it? The old man asked, puzzled.
"It's white particles." Teacher You explained.
"I still haven't heard of it." The old man shook his head blankly.
"He's meowing, am I back in a primitive society? Who can save me! "Teacher You wants to cry completely.
I can't eat this meal. Teacher You threw down his chopsticks and went straight back to his house.
"Teacher You......" Miao Yinyin was about to call him to stop, but the old man stopped him.
"Leave him alone, when he is really hungry, he will know what to eat, and he dares to question the old man's cooking skills? The old man went to the Old East to learn art! Come on, come on, we eat. ”
So the grandfather and grandson began to eat a lot, at this time, Teacher You, who was already hungry, was really hungry, so he walked out of the house and came to the forest behind the island, wanting to find out if there was anything to eat, so the first chef in another world was about to be born again......