Chapter 98: Fuck Your Brother-in-law
Kneeling ants, you can't kneel to death and you can't kneel and run away. The number of ants depends on how good or bad they are and how much they make mistakes. This is an interesting punishment that I have heard from a certain empty space in recent times, and the intention is to reflect the terrible nature of women, especially married women, and hope that the majority of male compatriots will work hard to die and make persistent efforts.
Well, that's all, here's the text.
"Why are you looking at me like that?" I complained to Levi with an unhappy face.
"This person—this person looks like you!"
"What, it seems that the sky is falling apart like I'm so handsome, and there is a second one in this world?" As I said this, I snatched the picture from Levi's hand, and looked at it—well, this is, it's exactly the same—but without the great spirit of the Lone King, and the wisdom and courage of the lone king. It can only be said that it is just a shell...... In fact, it's just a shell.
"But supposedly, that guy is in a vegetative state...... Since I was born, I have even eaten with a drain tube, and I don't look like you bastard, with so neat arms and legs. On the other side, Levy was a little distressed:
"If it weren't for that, I'd have taken you away to claim the bounty."
"How ruthless, you bastard." I put one hand on my forehead and said, "Anyway, I'm not this guy, I've let you down." See you later. "When I'm done, I'm ready to go—don't forget, I'm doing a great job now, but I'm trying to find someone.
"Wait a minute......" Levy thought carefully with her head, which was only slightly better than paste, and then asked:
"When did you come to Roanapura?"
I was amused by the way she looked and said, "It's been about two or three months." ”
"Oh...... So what did you do before that? ”
"Enough, right? Who am I, don't I know it myself? I said excitedly to Levi.
“…… Uh, sorry. ”
It was the first time Levi had seen me get angry...... Or rather, it was the first time she saw my feelings other than "no heart and no lungs".
"What a bastard."
If Levy weren't a beauty, I'd have swung her fist over and punched her hard. So it's really advantageous to say that beauties or something.
So, after saying that, I turned and left. Leaving Levy alone to think in place:
"The number of the right time. And his reaction was so suspicious...... If this guy was all vegetative for the first ten years, it would naturally be impossible to know who he was. Thinking about it this way, there is really a good chance that this guy is ...... Putting a good life of the young master, but having to come here to be a hooligan is really incomprehensible. ”
After thinking about it for a while, Levy also gave up the intention of continuing to investigate. But after that, because of the large "bounty", this female rascal felt very unhappy:
"Forget it, it's good to kill him next time."
The female rascal said this and walked away.
"Damn, hateful, hateful, hateful, hateful, damnable—" I said as I kicked the telephone pole desperately - damn it, bastard, pissed me off, which pot doesn't open which pot - is it bad to have no memory?! Can't you do it without memory--no memory--Damn, I just don't have memories-The person who manipulates the past and the future can't find his past, let alone grasp his future-Damn-bastard-bastard-bastard-ahh!!!!h
I pulled out the automatic pistol on my waist and pulled the trigger at the sky to vent my anger. Then he turned around and walked in the direction of the temporary residence. It's terrible today, Xianghua or something, it's okay to die, no matter, go back, go back, have a shot with Sawa and go to sleep. I'll talk about that tomorrow.
After thinking about it, I left listlessly.
It was at this time, on the other side of the crossroads, that two very beautiful children came by, a long-haired and a short-haired boy, a boy and a girl...... Looks like twin siblings...... Or brother and sister?
If it were normal times, I would definitely go over and talk to me, but not now, my spirit is too bad now. If the pollution level is measured, it must be more than 80 percent. So just glanced at it and left. Beside me, however, the twins seemed to be interested in me:
"There's a nice big brother there."
"Very energetic big brother."
"But it doesn't look like I'm in a good mood now."
"Let's go play with him."
"Well, let's go play with him."
After saying that, two equally cute children held hands and walked towards me. And at present, I am too polluted, and I am in a kind of situation: "It doesn't matter anymore, the world is destroyed or something." So I didn't notice their movements. The time they really felt their presence was when the girl held me down on the shoulder, and after I subconsciously turned around, an axe slashed down.
“!!!”
Can anyone tell me what the hell is going on?!
At the last moment, the body moved naturally according to the conditioned reflex. I immediately drew my dagger, which was able to withstand the axe, and at the same time drew my right hand, aimed it at the bastard, pulled the trigger - and nothing happened.
"! Forgot about it, just ran out of bullets! ”
And it's too late to change magazines now.
"Clumsy looks cute too, big brother."
On the other side, the cute long-haired Lori smiled and raised the machine gun in her hand - one hand -
"That bastard broke the rules!"
Immediately, I turned around and ran as hard as I could, and the perverted Lori's machine-gun bullets followed me like a maggot on the tarsal bone - in fact, I'm sure I wasn't as fast as the machine-gun strafing, and the reason why the perverted Lori didn't shoot me was just to appreciate the embarrassment of running so desperately. This made me feel very embarrassed and a little glad at the same time.
-- It's a machine gun -- although it's a light machine gun, it's a high-level firepower no matter what, it's not like a small-caliber pistol or rifle, you can't die if you take two or three shots in an unimportant place, and a large-caliber machine gun bullet has to be crippled even if you don't die! Lao Tzu hasn't enjoyed enough of his good youth, but he doesn't want to die so early.
With that, I turned to the corner and switched magazines as fast as I could, ready to fight back.
It was at this time that those two perverts were too amp; There was also a gunshot behind Lori.